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Main => Gospel Music Lounge => Topic started by: Tiptip357 on November 13, 2009, 09:52:29 AM
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On Wednesday, my mom and dad stopped by the house for a visit. My dad also wanted to cut my grass one good time before I have to start doing that on my own (or for the year that he's in Afghanistan).
While he was outside, I told my mom that just recently, my refrigerator had been acting funny. Although my freezer works fine, the refrigerator part gets cool but not cold enough...even when I changed the dial to a colder setting, there was no change. I told her that maybe we need to get somebody to check the freon level...
My mom said, "Uh-uh! >:( I got something for that ol' debil! Hold on..."
*Mom reaches for her purse and takes out a travel size bottle of anurtin' oil*
"Satan, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus! >:( Comin' up here in MY baby's house! >:( Tryna spoil MY baby's milk before the expiration date! >:( What? A Sista can't get no milk to go with her Fruit Loops, huh?! ?/? >:( You KNOW that that the milk prices ain't like what it was back in the day! >:( I even went to the Superwalmart the other day and looked at Great Value 2% and I said, "Now, that's a doggone shame," :-\ and--
"MOMMA!!!" I yelled... :o
"Oh, the refrigerator..." :) Momma gave that refrigerator a powerful Holy Ghost slap with some of that oil and said,"WORK!!!" >:(
I think that did it...Thanks, Mom! :D :D :D
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Well, at least now we know where you get it from. :D
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must. meet. Tip's. mom. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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On Wednesday, my mom and dad stopped by the house for a visit. My dad also wanted to cut my grass one good time before I have to start doing that on my own (or for the year that he's in Afghanistan).
While he was outside, I told my mom that just recently, my refrigerator had been acting funny. Although my freezer works fine, the refrigerator part gets cool but not cold enough...even when I changed the dial to a colder setting, there was no change. I told her that maybe we need to get somebody to check the freon level...
My mom said, "Uh-uh! >:( I got something for that ol' debil! Hold on..."
If your freezer is still working then your condensor is fine. I had the same problem. The repairman could not fit me in the schedule that day but he told me what to do. Unplug your fridge and defrost it over night. He said the coils were frozen on the inside and since he could not come, just thaw it and it should be fine. My fridge is working like a charm.
*Mom reaches for her purse and takes out a travel size bottle of anurtin' oil*
"Satan, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus! >:( Comin' up here in MY baby's house! >:( Tryna spoil MY baby's milk before the expiration date! >:( What? A Sista can't get no milk to go with her Fruit Loops, huh?! ?/? >:( You KNOW that that the milk prices ain't like what it was back in the day! >:( I even went to the Superwalmart the other day and looked at Great Value 2% and I said, "Now, that's a doggone shame," :-\ and--
"MOMMA!!!" I yelled... :o
"Oh, the refrigerator..." :) Momma gave that refrigerator a powerful Holy Ghost slap with some of that oil and said,"WORK!!!" >:(
I think that did it...Thanks, Mom! :D :D :D
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L.M.B.O!!!
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Your mom is HILARIOUS!
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Yes, I am my mother's daughter...
As a matter of fact, my whole family is....we're just.....we should have our own sitcom!
This is everyday life people! LOL! :D :D :D
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You really should've videotaped that.
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She should start a business.
"Mainline Maintenance - call us up and tell us what you want fixed."
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Hilarious!!!
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She should start a business.
"Mainline Maintenance - call us up and tell us what you want fixed."
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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You really should've videotaped that.
Doggone it! I should have! I'm still laughing at that! She's hilarious and so dramatic!!! :D :D :D
She still wants the LGM fam to plan a trip to come and visit, even if it's one person at a time. She's always invitin' folks... Sunday dinner= a bunch of folks eatin up all the food and leavin with to-go plates! LOL!
She should start a business.
"Mainline Maintenance - call us up and tell us what you want fixed."
:D :D :D :D :D
Shooooo, I ain't givin' that woman NO ideas! :D
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She should start a business.
"Mainline Maintenance - call us up and tell us what you want fixed."
Dude, you're hilarious. :D
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Yes, I am my mother's daughter...
As a matter of fact, my whole family is....we're just.....we should have our own sitcom!
This is everyday life people! LOL! :D :D :D
You should just put up some cameras around your house (and at chu'ch) and videotape a week in the life of TipTip and put it on Youtube. :D
Folks would have to subscribe, though. ;)
If it's goes viral then we can talk to the networks. 8)
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Wow, that is really hilarious! I thought this was an inspirational message... I guess it was...
She should start a business.
"Mainline Maintenance - call us up and tell us what you want fixed."
You's a nut.