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Title: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: on October 09, 2003, 03:46:54 PM

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
>mindful of
>the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
>
>
>
>They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.
>Finally, they
>found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they
>wanted.
>The owner
>brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
>
>Fetch the Bible, he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
>scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the
>owner.
>
>Now find Psalm 23, he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
>floor,
>and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and
>finding
>the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.
>
>
>
>The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
>
>That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor
>and his
>wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible
>verses. The
>visitors were very impressed. One man asked, Can he do regular dog
>tricks
>too?
>
>I haven't tried yet, the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
>the dog.
>HEEL!, the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped onto the
>Pastor's
>lap, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead, and began to howl.
>
>
>
>The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, My God! He's
>Pentecostal!

Title: Hahah..
Post by: 4hisglory on October 09, 2003, 05:47:10 PM

:D

Title: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: blessedone on October 09, 2003, 05:49:15 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: Dooley on October 09, 2003, 07:18:45 PM

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL :lol:  :D  :o

Title: lol
Post by: aljeres on October 09, 2003, 10:35:26 PM

man u funny7............. and crazy man!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: LyricTenor on February 27, 2006, 01:37:08 PM

This jaunt is hilarious!!!!

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: saxandkeys on February 27, 2006, 01:40:51 PM

WOW.....best one on this site since ive been a member

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: LyricTenor on February 27, 2006, 01:44:28 PM

Quote from:  link=topic=794.msg2775#msg2775 date=1065732414

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
>mindful of
>the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
>
>
>
>They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.
>Finally, they
>found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they
>wanted.
>The owner
>brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
>
>Fetch the Bible, he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
>scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the
>owner.
>
>Now find Psalm 23, he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
>floor,
>and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and
>finding
>the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.
>
>
>
>The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
>
>That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor
>and his
>wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible
>verses. The
>visitors were very impressed. One man asked, Can he do regular dog
>tricks
>too?
>
>I haven't tried yet, the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
>the dog.
>HEEL!, the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped onto the
>Pastor's
>lap, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead, and began to howl.
>
>
>
>The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, My God! He's
>Pentecostal!

HEYYYYYY!  I came up Pentecostal!  (http://bestsmileys.com/angry2/11.gif) ...... (http://bestsmileys.com/expressions/9.gif) It's still funny though.

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: Torch7 on February 27, 2006, 01:55:01 PM

Now that's funny... I don't care who you are ;D

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: LadyWiz on February 27, 2006, 02:41:41 PM

Now that was funny!!  :D :D

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: lumbebear1 on February 27, 2006, 05:33:20 PM

ROTF

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: PianoWizard on February 27, 2006, 05:38:18 PM

That's just pure 1st class  ;D

PianoWiz...

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: Muziqmann on February 27, 2006, 05:43:47 PM

That's funny.  LOL!

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: SisterCM on June 27, 2009, 11:04:19 AM

 :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?!!?
Post by: emusicme28 on June 27, 2009, 11:24:02 AM

This is absolutely hilarious indeed!!!... :D  :D