If you saw your pastor weekend and week out preaching straight from a book entitled "52 Sermons Vol 1" weekend and week out. Then 5 years later, he was still preaching from a book entitled "52 Sermons Vol V", it would be pretty hard to believe that he was Called by God to preach.
Have you ever seen a Classical Musician use a transpose button?? In Gospel our standards are sooooo low that people actually start getting mad if you talk against transposing. As oppose to other genres think its the norm to play in all keys.
(MY) Translation.......... If you have been playing the Keys for over 10 Years and can only play in C# Ab and Eb (IN MY MY MY MY MY......MY OPINION) something is WRONG...
Now I created this thread for humorous purposes But the content of it is meant whole heartedly Most Cats abuse the T Button(Plain and Simple)
TRANSPOSING 101
QUESTION
Your in Praise Service on your Triton Pro and Sister Offkey starts Singing "Let it Be real" in A natural.. you transpose to Ab and get thru the Song.....The next week Sister Offkey sings the Same Song in the Same Key What do you do?????
A) Play it in A Natural because after the first time she sung it you immediately went home and practiced in that key for hours
B) Front like you can't get any sound out of the keyboard to avoid playing
C) Call Run_N_12_Keys from Rochester NY to come and assist you
D) Transpose to Ab for the 2nd time
It makes me sick to my stomach to see some of these Arrogant Key players that can only Beast in 2 keys and got to nerve to get defensive when you call them out for not perfecting their Craft ......... That makes no sense to me and no matter how well you articulate or Biblify (thats a word? lol) it .......... I will not understand it ..