most of these aren't mine but they are so true.
...you find yourself humming to the bass line in songs instead of the melody. (and get laughed at)
...you listen to a song and immediately try to figure out the bass line on your bass
...You get agitated when people say that playing bass is easier than playing guitar
....You know who Jaco, wooten, miller, gouche, fitzgerald, graham, jamerson, clark are
...you constantly move your fingers or play slap on inapropriate objects such as the end of a table
...you go to sleep thinking about that cool bass riff you just heard
....if you had the choice of eating that day, or replacing a broken string, it's no contest (well I don't know about this one 'cause I be hungry)
...you fall down a majestic flight of metal stairs backstage and instead of letting go of your bass and grabbing something, you clutch it like a small child all the way down as your bandmates hear you shout.
...You keep tuning into ESPN to watch "Bassmasters" and are getting upset because they keep substituting it with some fishing show.
