Next category:
Most clever quips/innuendo:
The nominees are-
-Lyric Tenor
-SJonathan02
And the winner is.....
Lyric Tenor
I WON?!?! *In his best Mr. Brown* You mean, y'all purt (intentional) my name on the ballot and voted?
*cough cough* Doggone allergies!!
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LyricTenor approaches the podium tryin' to floss by wearing his cousin's, Boogaloo Shrimp, World Paperweight One-Arm Slapboxing Championship Belt***
Wow!! This is truly an honor & I didnt' expect to win a thing. *Slides Double L a C-Note incospicuously* God, I thank you first and foremost. I don't have much in the way of words **unfurls a 4-foot scroll**but there are just a frew(intentional) people I'd like to thank.
**LT goes down this litany of names starting back from daycare**
...Ms. Inabnit, my 3rd grade teacher always told me tha...<B Sharp "Wrap It Up" music blares through the auditorium>...Well guess that's my time. Thank you all!!
**LT hops on his one-wheel tricycle, hails a cab & exits off stage.***