funkStrat's Rant of the Day (Thursday, Sep. 27)

[funkStrat_97]

People: if you make a reservation to stay at a hotel, and you do not show up on the stated date of arrival, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP A DAY OR TWO LATER AND EXPECT TO STILL HAVE THAT RESERVATION!!!  It just doesn't work that way.  Thank you for listening.  Be blessed !!!

(we now return to our regularly scheduled day already in progress)

[LyricTenor]

People: if you make a reservation to stay at a hotel, and you do not show up on the stated date of arrival, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP A DAY OR TWO LATER AND EXPECT TO STILL HAVE THAT RESERVATION!!!  It just doesn't work that way.  Thank you for listening.  Be blessed !!!

(we now return to our regularly scheduled day already in progress)

*daps funkStrat*

Square Biddness, bruh!! 

[keptbyJesus]

People: if you make a reservation to stay at a hotel, and you do not show up on the stated date of arrival, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP A DAY OR TWO LATER AND EXPECT TO STILL HAVE THAT RESERVATION!!!  It just doesn't work that way.  Thank you for listening.  Be blessed !!!

(we now return to our regularly scheduled day already in progress)

WEW, I work at a hotel and I undersand!!!  Or don't show up a week or month early and get bad because we can't find your reservation (because you didn't bring your confirmation number) or we can't give you a room because we are sold out!!!

And don't get mad because you have a charge on your credit card because you didn't show up!!