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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2009, 05:07:18 PM »
Why do people continue to chew gum that had lost it's flavor 30 minutes ago?

Why are REDBONES so doggone fine?

Why are you tasting other people's gum? Ewwww...... :-\
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2009, 10:12:06 PM »
Why can't we all jess git along?
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2009, 04:57:17 PM »
Why do people request help with chords and get mad when you do help them, but it's not the help that they want so they feel like u didn't do anything for them? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2009, 05:04:44 PM »
Why do people request help with chords and get mad when you do help them, but it's not the help that they want so they feel like u didn't do anything for them? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

LOL. I just wanna know why people ask for chords in the wrong section, or ask for chords in 4 different sections, and none of the are the chord request section.

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2009, 07:05:05 PM »
LOL. I just wanna know why people ask for chords in the wrong section, or ask for chords in 4 different sections, and none of the are the chord request section.

I noticed that..

I always wanted to know WHY certain peoples requests always have specifications. Ex: It's gotta be this version, by this artist, in this key, oh! and by TOMORROW!!  :-\
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2009, 07:15:44 PM »
I noticed that..

I always wanted to know WHY certain peoples requests always have specifications. Ex: It's gotta be this version, by this artist, in this key, oh! and by TOMORROW!!  :-\

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2009, 07:18:22 PM »
Some people drive slow cause they OLD.  When you see us, you better get outta the way. Man, I can't see like I usta.  Why do somma them young whippersnappers be in such a hurry?

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2009, 07:26:42 PM »
Beggars cant be..... :D



Picky. (thought I'd finish that for ya)  :D ;)

Some people drive slow cause they OLD.  When you see us, you better get outta the way. Man, I can't see like I usta.  Why do somma them young whippersnappers be in such a hurry?

This cracked me up. I like the way you flipped that.  :D


Why do my kids keep using up my hot sauce and acting like they didn't do it?!!
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2009, 07:29:24 PM »
Why do slow people drive in the left lane?



 Thats when I start gettin Road rage

What I hate most is when there are two tuning lanes and the person in the adjacent lane merges into your lane as if you are just supposed to move out of the way

and dont even get me started about people who dont use their signals....

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2009, 08:35:44 PM »
Why does the cable guy always give some huge random time to come fix you cable?

Cable guy:  Yeah, I should be here between 2pm tomorrow and Thanksgiving. 

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 10:43:02 PM »
Why does Dorothy Norwood think she singlehandedly PAAAAAAAVED DA WAY?

Why does 25/5 = 14?
Because that's what Maw and Paw Kettle say it is. ;D
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2009, 01:23:00 AM »
Why do advertisers think that we're stupid enough to entertain the concept that puppies and bears use toilet tissue?
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2009, 01:34:58 AM »
Why are church folks always trying to get in you business? 

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:58 PM »
Why do some churches expect you to do everything for free?

Why isn't there an African American clearing house for reality shows so folks like Omarosa and many others are not allowed on TV?

Why did this TV reporter keep letting that young white dude hold the mic and say "crunk" about 10 times?

Why did Will Smith write that song "Gettin' jiggy with it" so evrybody and they momma could use that phrase? He is to be blamed!

Why don't the lawyers know the language to file a pro hac vice (or an affidavit of heirship and a whole slew of other filings)  and get mad when I tell them to call the judge or seek the advice of an attorney? (I am a county recorder and work for the circuit clerks office where all judicial and land records are filed and kept we can not practice law without a licence even when we know the answer!)

Why do people assume just because your husband has a pretty good job, and you work it is ok to expect you to pay for them a car to drive? (long story, I will elaborate  at a later date)

Why do people not leave a will?
 

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2009, 12:41:39 PM »
Why do people expect us to think it's cute that their 3 yr old has skills on the drums, even when it's in the middle of choir rehearsal?

Why is that $65,000 Escalade parked in the driveway of that $42,000 house with peeling paint, rotting roof, and knee high grass?
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »
Why is that $65,000 Escalade parked in the driveway of that $42,000 house with peeling paint, rotting roof, and knee high grass?

Why cant houses be that cheap in NY?

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2009, 12:50:17 PM »
Why cant houses be that cheap in NY?



Next time I drive past that house, I'll snap a picture.  I WAS NOT just making that scenario up.  I'm being generous when I say $42K.  It really should be condemned.
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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2009, 12:55:20 PM »
Next time I drive past that house, I'll snap a picture. 

Use google maps

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2009, 01:46:16 PM »
Why is why 'why' and not 'Y' like "a" is 'A' and not 'aye'?

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Re: The WHY Game
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2009, 02:10:11 PM »
Why is why 'why' and not 'Y' like "a" is 'A' and not 'aye'?

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