I'm looking for someone to take out my frustration on (preferably someone who isn't from a spot that can't be found on a map, as you'll probably get a free pass).
It really depends on how long the light has been yellow.
If it just turned yellow, no; if I just got to it and it's yellow, probably.
I dislike tickets AND I'm a Black man; ain't no need for me to give a cop any reason to pull me over.

And, missy, you ain't supposed to be textin' while drivin'. You ain't gonna learn til you're textin' us from your hospital room, eh?
