Just give me a GL card, and all's squashed.....but if you don't.......I don't want to think about what I CAN do! 
*poof, The GW enters*
Here's the thing,
if you're given a GL card,
when you make a spelling or grammar mistake, and we all make them from time to time, you have to swear, by the powers vested in me as head of The Grammar League, that you won't go into
ANY T mode whatsoever. What say ye?
*poof, The GW exits*