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« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2006, 10:39:32 PM »
I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....


It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God!  Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".

In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears!  Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!
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« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2006, 10:49:19 PM »
It's not cool for the people on american idol to sound the way they do!!!!!
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« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2006, 10:22:48 AM »
It's not cool to sing "I've Just Started Living" on your first service in church after your honeymoon. :oops:
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« Reply #103 on: January 19, 2006, 11:23:49 AM »
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I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....


It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God!  Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".

In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears!  Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!


OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!
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« Reply #104 on: January 19, 2006, 11:54:36 AM »
Oh, no. That is too funny . . .

"I'll get paid for what I do,
And for all I'm going through,
I lift my hands
And Get Paid."

"Paid is who I am
Despite giving tax to Uncle Sam
I still take home
My net pay."

Listen to the bridge to the song . . .

"I'll get paid for what I do . . . Yes . . . Paid for what I do!"
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itsallpeach

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« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2006, 12:01:09 PM »
That's funny!  But not like being there.  I'm telling you I couldn't direct for literally crying laughing!  My mom, my sister, two choir members, and I were in the hallway dying.  You would have thought we were having a shout fest in the hallway!  I always keep my composure in church....but that took the cake!  When I walked back in, the musicians' eyes and faces were red...but they held out better than me.  The President got on us the following Wednesday for our conduct and the whole choir did good until someone sat in the back and hummed under their breath "paid for what i do..........for what I do" and the choir died laughing again as though it had just happened!
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« Reply #106 on: January 19, 2006, 12:12:43 PM »
AWW shiznit man!!!
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« Reply #107 on: January 19, 2006, 12:17:23 PM »
I am so glad that the kids on this site are not intelligent enough to translate slang!  Whew!  And I'd be interested in knowing when it became okay for saved folks to say "shiznit" when we all know the real translation, which is not a Hebrew tongue by the way.


It is NOT COOL to say "shiznit" on a gospel site where kids have access.  That would make them think it's OK to try to cuss on the slick.

Add this to the TOP of the not cool list.
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« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2006, 12:25:39 PM »
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It's not cool for the people on american idol to sound the way they do!!!!!


Did you check out Zachary, the boy/girl.....girl/boy.....whatever last night??
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« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2006, 12:29:55 PM »
Peach.
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« Reply #110 on: January 19, 2006, 01:24:02 PM »
OOOOOOHHHH!  Yeah!  I saw him!  That poor child is confused and so is his mother!  She said he's "eccentric".  I'm sorry, but eccentric is not the word she's looking for.  CONFUSED is what he is.  

Some people say that you should "accept people the way they are", but I beg to differ!  If your teen-aged son/daughter is in the habit of molesting other children, do you say, "Oh, that's just how he/she is..."???  NO!  If you catch your child torturing animals, do you just go, "Oh, he's just a kid...he doesn't know any better."  If your SON is dressed up as a WOMAN do you just say, "oh, that's just how he is..."???  Oh, man, I hope not.  But, that's what this woman did.

Then the kid cries and says, "American Idol is mirroring the ways of America, which is racist and prejudiced...just because I sang a girl's song and the notes were too high for me, doesn't mean I can't sing...", or whatever he said.  Ummmm, isn't the point of A.I. to pick a song that is within your range/vocal talent and showcase it during try-outs??  Umm, YEEEESSS!  Jeez Louise!  The kid is definitely confused.  
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« Reply #111 on: January 19, 2006, 02:06:38 PM »
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OOOOOOHHHH!  Yeah!  I saw him!  That poor child is confused and so is his mother!  She said he's "eccentric".  I'm sorry, but eccentric is not the word she's looking for.  CONFUSED is what he is.  

Some people say that you should "accept people the way they are", but I beg to differ!  If your teen-aged son/daughter is in the habit of molesting other children, do you say, "Oh, that's just how he/she is..."???  NO!  If you catch your child torturing animals, do you just go, "Oh, he's just a kid...he doesn't know any better."  If your SON is dressed up as a WOMAN do you just say, "oh, that's just how he is..."???  Oh, man, I hope not.  But, that's what this woman did.

Then the kid cries and says, "American Idol is mirroring the ways of America, which is racist and prejudiced...just because I sang a girl's song and the notes were too high for me, doesn't mean I can't sing...", or whatever he said.  Ummmm, isn't the point of A.I. to pick a song that is within your range/vocal talent and showcase it during try-outs??  Umm, YEEEESSS!  Jeez Louise!  The kid is definitely confused.  


You are so right!  Did you see the look on Randy's face when he said "Aren't you a girl?"  :lol:
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« Reply #112 on: January 19, 2006, 02:15:02 PM »
Hey, that was my first time ever watching that show.  I was on my way out and I saw it on TV.  He is a trip.  And they were wrong for setting it up like he was a girl from the bottom.  But truthfully, how many guys do you know that wear that kind of shirt?????  Come on man........  Simon is a trip.
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« Reply #113 on: January 19, 2006, 02:17:02 PM »
I don't think Simon would have given him a pass even if he could sing.
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« Reply #114 on: January 19, 2006, 02:26:45 PM »
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I am so glad that the kids on this site are not intelligent enough to translate slang!  Whew!  And I'd be interested in knowing when it became okay for saved folks to say "shiznit" when we all know the real translation, which is not a Hebrew tongue by the way.


It is NOT COOL to say "shiznit" on a gospel site where kids have access.  That would make them think it's OK to try to cuss on the slick.

Add this to the TOP of the not cool list.



Peach...No You DIDN'T!!!
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« Reply #115 on: January 19, 2006, 02:28:30 PM »
(imitating Brown on "Meet the Browns")  I'm sorry!
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« Reply #116 on: January 19, 2006, 02:35:12 PM »
AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!
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« Reply #117 on: January 19, 2006, 02:38:02 PM »
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!


Ya'll done kissed & made up!  :P  :wink:
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« Reply #118 on: January 19, 2006, 02:45:04 PM »
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!


Ya'll done kissed & made up!  :P  :wink:


My pastor said NO KISSING WHILE DATING

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« Reply #119 on: January 19, 2006, 02:52:23 PM »
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Oh, no. That is too funny . . .

"I'll get paid for what I do,
And for all I'm going through,
I lift my hands
And Get Paid."

"Paid is who I am
Despite giving tax to Uncle Sam
I still take home
My net pay."

Listen to the bridge to the song . . .

"I'll get paid for what I do . . . Yes . . . Paid for what I do!"


 8O And when will this song be on cd lol!!!!  :D  :o  :lol:
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