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Forest Gump Goes To Heaven
« on: July 11, 2003, 10:35:36 PM »
FOREST GUMP
>            The day finally arrived:
>Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
>  He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
>However, the gates are closed and Forest approaches the Gatekeeper.
>St. Peter says,
>"Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about
>you.
>I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,
>and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
>The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven
>.."
>Forest responds,
>"It sure is good to be here St. Peter, sir.
>But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. Sure hope the test isn't
>too hard;
>  life was a big enough test as it was."
>St. Peter goes on,
>"Yes, I know, Forest, but the test is only three questions.
>  First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
>Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
>          Third: What is God's first name?"
>             Forest leaves to think the questions over.
>He returns the next day and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says,
>"Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your
>answers."
>Forest says,
>"Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begin with the letter
>'T?"
>  Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow."
>The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims,
>"Forest, that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a point,
>and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer.
>  How about the next one?"
>asks St. Peter.
>"How many seconds in a year?"
>"Twelve."
>Astounded, St. Peter says,
>"Twelve? Twelve!?
>Forest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a
>year?"
>Forest says
>"Shucks, there's gotta be twelve:
>January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."
>"Hold it,
>" interrupts St. Peter.
>   "I see where you're going with this
>  and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind.....
>but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too.
>  Let's go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's
>first
>name"?
>   "Sure"
>Forest replied,
>"its Andy."
>            Andy?!"
>exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter.
>  "Ok.............
>I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two
>questions,
>but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first
>name of God?"
>  "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,"
>Forest replied.
>  "I learnt it from the song...
>"ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
>ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
>ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . . ."
>St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said:
>"Run Forest, run".

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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2003, 10:00:57 AM »
ROFLOL!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2003, 01:03:50 PM »
Hey all that was so funny. Especially the part when he asks for God's first name. I was on the phone with my friend and I was reading the post to her and we tried to figure out the answers but ofcourse we couldn't, and when we read the answers according to Forest we laughed heartily.LOL
I had to attend a funeral today which is never a happy occasion so that really made my day!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2003, 05:36:02 PM »
LOL...that's funny!   :D
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2003, 11:27:38 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That's a great laugh

Thanks I needed that.
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funny
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2003, 12:26:34 AM »
LSHIC

Laughing
so
hard
I'm
crying


Thats is very funny!


God bless~
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Re: Forest Gump Goes To Heaven
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2017, 09:54:03 AM »
Very funny!!!
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