Topic: Man Laws (Read 85598 times)

malthumb · « **Reply #780 on:** April 28, 2010, 12:39:16 PM »

I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.

PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:

A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.

What say the brethren?

Gibby · « **Reply #781 on:** April 28, 2010, 12:42:02 PM »

Quote from: malthumb on April 28, 2010, 12:39:16 PM

I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.

PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:

A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.

What say the brethren?

I aye!

BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!!!

B3Wannabe · « **Reply #782 on:** April 28, 2010, 01:52:06 PM »

Indeed.

....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?

*gag, heave*

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #783 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:15:10 PM »

Quote from: malthumb on April 28, 2010, 12:39:16 PM

I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.

PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:

A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.

What say the brethren?

mmmmmmm no.

this phrase is by no means permissable, By cause of 2 citations...

1.
IT AINT MANLY.

2.
Colossians 2:10
"And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power...."

3rd-Day · « **Reply #784 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:20:48 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on April 28, 2010, 02:15:10 PM

mmmmmmm no.

this phrase is by no means permissable, By cause of 2 citations...

1.
IT AINT MANLY.

2.
Colossians 2:10
"And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power...."

I agree!

3rd-Day · « **Reply #785 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:31:28 PM »

Quote from: B3Wannabe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:06 PM

Indeed.

....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?

*gag, heave*

Whoever recruited him needs to be punched in the face!

Gibby · « **Reply #786 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:40:14 PM »

Quote from: 3rd-Day on April 28, 2010, 02:31:28 PM

Whoever recruited him needs to be punched in the face!

If i'm under fire I don't care if you like monkeys, just as long as you can get these fools with guns away from me $:-\$

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #787 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:48:56 PM »

It does fly in the face of the stereotypical marine image. I always see marines and think "crazy enough to kill you if they had to", not sure the gay (or even female) marine would spark the same fear...

It is a humurous visual... I can't even help it

3rd-Day · « **Reply #788 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:51:34 PM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on April 28, 2010, 02:48:56 PM

It does fly in the face of the stereotypical marine image. I always see marines and think "crazy enough to kill you if they had to", not sure the gay (or even female) marine would spark the same fear...

It is a humurous visual... I can't even help it

joshuag · « **Reply #789 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:02:19 PM »

Quote from: malthumb on April 28, 2010, 12:39:16 PM

I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.

PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:

A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.[/glow]What say the brethren?

I agree.....

In addition if they have done this more than 3 times the MAN CARD will be revoked!!! except for the formentioned situation above highlighted...

Gibby · « **Reply #790 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM »

Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"

T-Block · « **Reply #791 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Gibby on April 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM

Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"

...in public. I be tearing that song up at home, lol.

malthumb · « **Reply #792 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:20:34 PM »

Quote from: Gibby on April 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM

Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"

OleJ · « **Reply #793 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:21:22 PM »

I saw some skinny jeans in the MEN'S section of the store the other day. Why are men wearing those things?
I propose an amendment that states wearing skinny jeans, and baggy jeans with drawers clearly visible for that matter, be grounds for man card revocation. Cuz skinny jeans ain't cool, and nobody wants to see drawers.

3rd-Day · « **Reply #794 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »

Quote from: Gibby on April 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM

Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"

And if I you are caught doing the dance ???? Straight to the guillotine! No questions asked.

churchyreal · « **Reply #795 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Gibby on April 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM

Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"

But it sounds like a church song........haha!

3rd-Day · « **Reply #796 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:30:13 PM »

Quote from: OleJ on April 28, 2010, 03:21:22 PM

I saw some skinny jeans in the MEN'S section of the store the other day. Why are men wearing those things?
I propose an amendment that states wearing skinny jeans, and baggy jeans with drawers clearly visible for that matter, be grounds for man card revocation. Cuz skinny jeans ain't cool, and nobody wants to see drawers.

Im suprised that this has never been addressed. Skinny jeans on men are an abomination I dont care who you are. Then you showing your drawers...Cmon Son!

joshuag · « **Reply #797 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:56:12 PM »

Quote from: 3rd-Day on April 28, 2010, 03:30:13 PM

Im suprised that this has never been addressed. Skinny jeans on men are an abomination I dont care who you are. Then you showing your drawers...Cmon Son!

that is the truth.... no man should be wearing skinny jeans.... that for the wemen to do.... lol

cordney · « **Reply #798 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:16:43 PM »

I like the song "Single Ladies" better yet...I like the video even more...lol.

As far as gays in the marine/military, I've seen it so many times that it doesn't even surprise me... $:-\$

Gibby · « **Reply #799 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:42:51 PM »

Quote from: churchyreal on April 28, 2010, 03:22:31 PM

But it sounds like a church song........haha!

Dude...you can't even put that in a shout... $:-\$

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