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Offline Arkhams Finest

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #940 on: June 07, 2011, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Old_thread on June 07, 2011, 04:10:29 PM
Proposal for man Law:

If the weather is decent while doing yard work no shirt is required




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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #941 on: June 07, 2011, 04:38:03 PM »
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At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
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*trying my darnedest to stifle a giggle*
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #942 on: June 07, 2011, 05:01:19 PM »
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*trying my darnedest to stifle a giggle*

YESSS!  That was specifically for you LOLOL!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #943 on: June 08, 2011, 08:34:13 AM »
Quote from: BassbyGrace on June 07, 2011, 04:16:02 PM
You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails. 

At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.

Can I add on to your proposal that at no time will turning a page in a book, calendar, or planner be preceded by licking of the finger?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #944 on: June 08, 2011, 11:52:51 AM »
Quote from: malthumb on June 08, 2011, 08:34:13 AM
Can I add on to your proposal that at no time will turning a page in a book, calendar, or planner be preceded by licking of the finger?

Please elaborate on this
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #945 on: June 08, 2011, 11:57:40 AM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #946 on: June 08, 2011, 12:08:59 PM »
Quote from: LaylaMonroe on June 08, 2011, 11:57:40 AM



Lol...IJS!!!  When my money is stuck together...I may lic wet (that doesn't sound better) a finger to get the bills apart.  What is wrong with that?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #947 on: June 08, 2011, 12:21:06 PM »
*sigh*

I'm gonna let the guys handle this one.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #948 on: June 08, 2011, 12:25:34 PM »
Quote from: cordney on June 08, 2011, 12:08:59 PM
Lol...IJS!!!  When my money is stuck together...I may lic wet (that doesn't sound better) a finger to get the bills apart.  What is wrong with that?

There's a scene in 'Malcolm X' where either Delroy Lindo or Denzel licks their thumb before paying out some cash. 

I'm pretty sure it's Delroy Lindo who does it.


I don't see a problem with it, either cordney.  It depends on how a dude licks his fingers, I guess. :-\
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #949 on: June 08, 2011, 03:37:02 PM »
I started to post an example gif, but felt like THAT would be a violation LOL!  If you post pics/gifs of dudes doing "Suspect" things...MLV!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #950 on: June 08, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
Quote from: BassbyGrace on June 08, 2011, 03:37:02 PM
If you post pics/gifs of dudes doing "Suspect" things...MLV!

AGREED!!! for the most part sometimes  you just have to point it out
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #951 on: June 08, 2011, 03:40:29 PM »
I just think you have to be extremely cool to get away with licking your finger/thumb to count your money or turn a page.

And by "extremely" cool, I mean EXTREMELY cool. Like Shaft-type cool.

Or maybe extremely angry-looking, like Mystikal. *daydreams*

Yeah, if you can lick your finger/thumb in a really angry or extremely cool way, I guess it might not be suspect. But... no guarantees.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #952 on: June 08, 2011, 03:41:20 PM »
If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:

Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro



Dude... :-\
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #953 on: June 08, 2011, 03:45:04 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on June 08, 2011, 03:41:20 PM
If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:

Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro
Dude... :-\


Unless you're African. Not to stereotype, but until I saw the name of the clip, I thought that was an African dude. A lot of them, particularly the tall ones, seem to have a very "lanky" laid-back kinda posture and walk... <<< trying to be politically correct. :)

It's like the taller they are, the more lanky their walk is. I just figured it's similar to the walk of a giraffe... and those are pretty tall. *shrug*
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #954 on: June 08, 2011, 03:45:14 PM »
LMBOOOOO!!!  Thought he was bout to go, *lip smacks* "wasssuuuuuuuuppppppp" lol.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #955 on: June 08, 2011, 03:48:51 PM »
Quote from: BassbyGrace on June 08, 2011, 03:45:14 PM
LMBOOOOO!!!  Thought he was bout to go, *lip smacks* "wasssuuuuuuuuppppppp" lol.

*falls out of my chair, hitting my head on the base of my desk, still rolling on the floor laughing my boonkie off*
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #956 on: June 08, 2011, 03:51:33 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on June 08, 2011, 03:41:20 PM
If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:

Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro


Dude... :-\


Disturbing.   :(
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #957 on: August 09, 2011, 12:51:38 PM »
While trying to emphasize the phrase, "He picced me up. Turned me around", thou shalt NOT do the following:

Throw arm not holding mic straight bkehind you with fist loosely clinched & palm facing upward, as u quiccly stomp a complete circuit/circle.

 >:( >:( >:( >:(


This One actually witnessed this Sunday afternoon.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #958 on: August 09, 2011, 01:02:17 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on August 09, 2011, 12:51:38 PM
While trying to emphasize the phrase, "He picced me up. Turned me around", thou shalt NOT do the following:

Throw arm not holding mic straight bkehind you with fist loosely clinched & palm facing upward, as u quiccly stomp a complete circuit/circle.

 >:( >:( >:( >:(


This One actually witnessed this Sunday afternoon.

Good thing he didn't sing "He touched me".
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #959 on: August 10, 2011, 08:31:00 AM »
Quote from: Hasmonean1 on August 09, 2011, 01:02:17 PM
Good thing he didn't sing "He touched me".

OMG!!!! LMBO!!
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