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My husband emailed me the "Man Laws". Some of them were to risque to post, so I thought it would be fun if you post what you think should be a "Man Law". ;D :D
Here's a few....MAN LAWS.
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
3. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
4. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
5. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours.
6. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
7. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
8. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
9. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
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7. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
And the church says: Amen.
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You shouldn't recognize the male 'actors' in 'risque' films. (Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin about.) 8)
i.e. 'Oh, that's (insert name) he's been in... ':(
Excellent post BTW Sister T!
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You shouldn't recognize the male 'actors' in 'risque' films. (Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin about.) 8)
i.e. 'Oh, that's (insert name) he's been in... ':(
:-X
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I cannot think of any right now,but i have a question.
Why is it when we play sports its okay to tap a man on the backside but as soon as you see him after the game its not okay. For years i have pondered on this. For all the sports player on LGM we are guilty.
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Those were the easy ones..almost second nature....but how about:
* nothing is ever too HEAVY for us to lift...it's just too AWKWARD to lift alone.
* two or more men should never swim together unless there is at least one female present.
* a man may only compliment another man on one article of clothing..per day.
* a man may NEVER, EVER, attempt to tickle another man!.....this one should also be second and third and fourth nature.
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Yea, what he said.
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Man Law:
All unnecessary Touching Prohibited. That means if we're having a conversation, DON'T put your hand on my shoulder or touch my leg or any part of my person. Such actions will be considered an act of War and will be answered with a swift "Dude, what are you doing?" :-\
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I cannot think of any right now,but i have a question.
Why is it when we play sports its okay to tap a man on the backside but as soon as you see him after the game its not okay. For years i have pondered on this. For all the sports player on LGM we are guilty.
Au contraire corn fritter. I've patted BACKS! 8)
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* a man may NEVER, EVER, attempt to tickle another man!.....this one should also be second and third and fourth nature.
You mean after church service the ............. oh never mind. ;D
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Late night phone calls 'Just to Talk' ::) are a 'No Go'! >:(
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:-X
Yea, what he said.
Exactly! :D
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Man Law:
All unnecessary Touching Prohibited. That means if we're having a conversation, DON'T put your hand on my shoulder or touch my leg or any part of my person. Such actions will be considered an act of War and will be answered with a swift "Dude, what are you doing?" :-\
And DON'T be tryin' to use congregational prayer time as an excuse, either. Wait until the pastor has started to say the prayer BEFORE we "join hands so that we may touch and agree" ;) :D
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You mean after church service the ............. oh never mind. ;D
NOW THAT WAS ............just wrong. :) :) :)
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Man Law
If a man is having a problem "In the bedroom" with his wife, It may not be discussed among other men..........unless that man is the doctor or pharmacist who is filling the prescription to solve said problem.
And DON'T be tryin' to use congregational prayer time as an excuse, either. Wait until the pastor has started to say the prayer BEFORE we "join hands so that we may touch and agree" ;) :D
AMEN BROTHA!!!
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And DON'T be tryin' to use congregational prayer time as an excuse, either. Wait until the pastor has started to say the prayer BEFORE we "join hands so that we may touch and agree" ;) :D
Preach on Overseer! :D
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Under no circumstances shall a man wear a "Ruffled Shirt"----like those Price wears.
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AND, when we DO "join hands" DON'T be tryin' to interlock :o your fingers with mine. >:(
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Under no circumstances shall a man wear a "Ruffled Shirt"----like those Price wears.
You mean we CAN'T sport the "Pirate" look from "Seinfeld"?? :o ;D
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Man Law
If a man is having a problem "In the bedroom" with his wife, It may not be discussed among other men..........unless that man is the doctor or pharmacist who is filling the prescription to solve said problem.
AMEN BROTHA!!!
OOops ...ya'll ignore that thread I just posted. ;)
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You mean we CAN'T sport the "Pirate" look from "Seinfeld"?? :o ;D
Not the "PUFFY" shirt! LOL! :D :D ;D ;D
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1. If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2. At no time do you stare at my children.
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OOops ...ya'll ignore that thread I just posted. ;)
You mean the one you posted in the LGM Prayer Lounge? ;D
So, I should come out of my prayer closet; you're good?!?!?? ;D
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OOops ...ya'll ignore that thread I just posted. ;)
Too late...it's funny! LOL! ;D :D
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Under no circumstances shall a man wear a "Ruffled Shirt"----like those Prince wears.
AND, when we DO "join hands" DON'T be tryin' to interlock :o your fingers with mine. >:(
I fell out of my chair laughing @ these two!!!! :D :D :D :D
Yo, Overseer, he's just tryin' to get more 'Spiritually in tune' w/ya. :D :D :D :D
Bacc me up on this one tho:
I just shaved my head, so DO NOT touch/comment on it if you checc the same gender blocc as I do. >:(
An exception is made for little babies. I love the kids! ;D
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AND, when we DO "join hands" DON'T be tryin' to interlock :o your fingers with mine. >:(
Excellent Point.
Also, if we DO hold hands, do NOT rub my hand with you thumb or any other finger. We have to hold hands, but we don't have to LIKE it. Rubbing my hand with your thumb will be considered an act of creepiness, and I will be forced to fake a cough just so I can let go of your hand to cover my mouth.
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When laughing at a joke, there is no need to overly laugh at the joke by finding another man's shoulder to laugh on. There is nothing THAT funny.
As well, no fruits belong in your alco......... ::looks at the website name::
Never mind ;)
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Bacc me up on this one tho:
I just shaved my head, so DO NOT touch/comment on it if you checc the same gender blocc as I do. >:(
An exception is made for little babies. I love the kids! ;D
Definitely DON'T touch!! >:( And, I can agree about the kids! That's permissable. :D
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1. If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2. At no time do you stare at my children.
AMEN. From the time you say: You're cool, but I don't like your wife, you're getting CUT OFF!
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Excellent Point.
Also, if we DO hold hands, do NOT rub my hand with you thumb or any other finger. We have to hold hands, but we don't have to LIKE it. Rubbing my hand with your thumb will be considered an act of creepiness, and I will be forced to fake a cough just so I can let go of your hand to cover my mouth.
A TO THE MEN!!!!
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1. If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2. At no time do you stare at my children.
If I didn't know any better (Translation: Actually KNEW you) I'd say that was a wound or two that have yet to heal. :-\ 8)
Two good ones just the same.
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If I didn't know any better (Translation: Actually KNEW you) I'd say that was a wound or two that have yet to heal. :-\ 8)
Two good ones just the same.
:-X
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When laughing at a joke, there is no need to overly laugh at the joke by finding another man's shoulder to laugh on. There is nothing THAT funny.
As well, no fruits belong in your alco......... ::looks at the website name::
Never mind ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Never should a man describe another person's look, especially that of another man's, as "FABULOUS!".
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Man Law: The Man-Hug
If at anytime we hug (and those times SHALL be few and far between), it is to be a "Man-Hug".
During a man-hug we lean into each other without touching below the waist. The "Back Pat" is Optional.
Note: If you're huggin' a fyne sista, these rules do not apply. Go for it.
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No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:
Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!
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No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:
Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!
Amen.
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No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:
Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!
And subject to countless jokes.
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No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:
Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!
LOL! ;D :D
So the short comedian who plays a pimp in "Next Friday"----no good? :D ;D :D ;D
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LOL! ;D :D
So the short comedian who plays a pimp in "Next Friday"----no good? :D ;D :D ;D
::Thinking::
Still a negative :D
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Man Law: Crossing the Line
Telling me you want to be "More than friends" will be considered an ACT of WAR. By rights I have no obligation to "discuss" this with you personally. If you want to know how I feel about it you can read it in the Police Report after the fact.
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Man Law: Crossing the Line
Telling me you want to be "More than friends" will be considered an ACT of WAR. By rights I have no obligation to "discuss" this with you personally. If you want to know how I feel about it you can read it in the Police Report after the fact.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... This is falling out funny.... HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Unless you are Frat...will you ever be allowed to hold the grip hug for more than 2 seconds.......and that may even apply to SOME of the "brothers" I have met.
.........and why do some men always wanna grip you more than once or twice in the same day....every time they walk away and come back to your area they wanna grip you and give you a pound or sooompin'!
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Don't ever say that you have an 'intuition'. That word is reserved for women, especially mothers.
Guys......you just know. :D
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Man Law: The Man-Hug
Note: If you're huggin' a fyne sista, these rules do not apply. Go for it.
unless of course it's MY WIFE!
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unless of course it's MY WIFE!
Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
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Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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unless of course it's MY WIFE!
Good Point! Good Point!
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If your hair can't be "did" at a BARBER SHOP, but must be done at the BEAUTY SHOP, you have the wrong hairdo!
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Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
Oh Wow. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You got me crackin up man. lol.
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The following words...
Strong
Great
Strength
only have one syllable and should be pronounced that way (not 2).
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Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
compliments of FreakyT ;D
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Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
OOOHHHH!.........warriorssss.....come out tO PLAYEAAAA!
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Man Law: Wives & Girlfriends
- You shall not at any time attempt to tickle and/or wrestle with another man's girlfriend/fiance/wife.
You MAY compliment her but only by saying: "you look nice." Using words like "Gorgeous" or "Stunning" are strictly prohibited.
You MAY tell me that my significant other is attractive, but you may NOT tell me what you would do to her if she was with you........ Unless you'd LIKE to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair.
You may NOT date any of my ex's. Once I have dated her she is off-limits to you for the rest of your life. You may ask me for permission to date her, but if I say "No", the discussion is over, never to be brought up again.
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Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
compliments of FreakyT ;D
I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D
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I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D
Alright now!!!! :D :D :D :D
::Makes motion to move 'Man Laws' to the Relationships forum after that comment::
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I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D
You wish! LOL! :D ;D :D
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You may NOT date any of my ex's. Once I have dated her she is off-limits to you for the rest of your life. You may ask me for permission to date her, but if I say "No", the discussion is over, never to be brought up again.
How 'bout I just ask your wife, if I can date one of your exes. ;)
I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case. ;D
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Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
If I may: :-X
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I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case. ;D
Isn't thath the truth! ;D
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Man Law: Wives & Girlfriends
- You shall not at any time attempt to tickle and/or wrestle with another man's girlfriend/fiance/wife.
You MAY compliment her but only by saying: "you look nice." Using words like "Gorgeous" or "Stunning" are strictly prohibited.
You MAY tell me that my significant other is attractive, but you may NOT tell me what you would do to her if she was with you........ Unless you'd LIKE to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair.
You may NOT date any of my ex's. Once I have dated her she is off-limits to you for the rest of your life. You may ask me for permission to date her, but if I say "No", the discussion is over, never to be brought up again.
Oh...it's like that?.....Can I get a list of names ......or somethin'. :)
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How 'bout I just ask your wife, if I can date one of your exes. ;)
I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case. ;D
Must you always use the MACHETE to cut a brotha? Whatever happened to the good ole straight razor? ::)
;)
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I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D
Man Law: Sex Talk
All mentions of your Sexual Prowess are strictly prohibited. We do not want to know.
How 'bout I just ask your wife, if I can date one of your exes. ;)
I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case. ;D
Man Law: Tattling
You shall not threaten to tell another man's wife about the dirt he did in his past. Such behavior is Unsportsman Like Conduct.
Come on Sjon! You know I gotta keep a Ram in the Thickett!!!!
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You wish! LOL! :D ;D :D
Thanks Number One for your support. :-\ :'( :'( :-[ ?/? :( >:( ;) :) 8)
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Upon viewing any one of the following movies, return of the man-card will be mandatory:
* Terms Of Endearment
* Steel Magnolias
* Ghost
* Bambi
* Titanic
However, the reading of reviews about such movies for the sole purpose of impressing a female through displays of sensibility is allowed.
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Man Law: The Man-Hug
If at anytime we hug (and those times SHALL be few and far between), it is to be a "Man-Hug".
During a man-hug we lean into each other without touching below the waist. The "Back Pat" is Optional.
Corollaries:
* the shoving of another man to the ground during a man-hug leads to a gain of 5 man-points
* the breakage of one or more of the other man's hand bones leads to a gain of 20 man-points per fracture (medical certificate might be needed)
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Upon viewing any one of the following movies, return of the man-card will be mandatory:
* Terms Of Endearment
* Steel Magnolias
* Ghost
* Bambi
* Titanic
However, the reading of reviews about such movies for the sole purpose of impressing a female through displays of sensibility is allowed.
All jokes aside......WHY YA GOTTA TEAR DOWN BAMBI......A BROTHER CAN'T LIKE A DEER MOVIE?
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Upon viewing any one of the following movies, return of the man-card will be mandatory:
* Terms Of Endearment
* Steel Magnolias
* Ghost
* Bambi
* Titanic
However, the reading of reviews about such movies for the sole purpose of impressing a female through displays of sensibility is allowed.
Agreed
Ammendment: Watching one of these movies WITH a significant other because THEY want to watch it is allowed. The Manhood Membership Bureau must be notified either before hand or immediately afterwards.
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Man Laws of the Kitchen:
You will never get anything (soda, Kool Aid, sandwich) for a buddy, he will get it for himself. If he isn't comfortable enough in your house to fix his own sandwich and get his own soda, he shouldn't eat over there.
For your mom, let her do the cooking. Bumble around the ktichen as if you don't know how to boil water. She will shake her head, say . . "Boy, move . . . get outta my way . . . " and fix you your favorite stuff. Don't beleive her poorly acted looks of irritation . . . she likes the fact that no one can cook for you quite like she can.
However, for your girlfirend / wife, you will turn into a chef. Complicated and delicious foods, salads and deserts must appear from the kitchen as if by magic, all accompanied by low background music and non-alcoholic sparkling grape juice. This should be something only the wife or girlfirend know about; children on special occasions. Only your wife or serious girlfriend should know that you can cook better than Emeril.
Musical Man Laws:
At the piano, for church, play the best gospel and act like you don't know how on earth you played that progression. men do not talk about dimished minor sevenths, chromatic walk downs or cirle of fourths. Men also do not practice, they just walk up to the keyboard and start playing.
At the piano in front of your wife or serious girlfriend: Now turn into a ballad king. Play better than Stevie Wonder, John Legend, Joe Sample opr Ben Tankard. Don't play At The Cross. Don't get yourself in trouble by lighting a fire you are licensed to put out, single brothers . . . but let her know that accepting the ring will get her seranaded like this now and again. ;)
Now for something that single brothers over the age of twenty two or so need to know: You can hang out at your married buddy's house, but only until his wife comes home. When she comes in, make some small talk with the two of them and then leave! Ditto if your buddy is in a serious relationship . . . chat for a while so as not to appear rude, then SCRAM! He is no longer your single buddy anymore, he is a husband / serious boyfriend and his wife / significant other has primary dibs on his time.
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ALL MEN SHALL EAT BEEF, AND CHEESE, AND PORK RINDS AND STUFF!!!!!!!
manlaw
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All jokes aside......WHY YA GOTTA TEAR DOWN BAMBI......A BROTHER CAN'T LIKE A DEER MOVIE?
Saxandkeys, I have someone from The Manhood Membership Bureau on the line. Something about your Man-Card being temporarily suspended pending an investigation. :-\
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Agreed
Ammendment: Watching one of these movies WITH a significant other because THEY want to watch it is allowed. The Manhood Membership Bureau must be notified either before hand or immediately afterwards.
I, obviously, do not concur with the agreement, and call for a amendment to allow sentimental childhood favorites to be viewed!
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ALL MEN SHALL EAT BEEF, AND CHEESE, AND PORK RINDS AND STUFF!!!!!!!
manlaw
Good 'catch-all' with the 'AND STUFF'. ;) :D :D :D :D 8)
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IF A MAN DOES NOT DRINK BEER, HE MAY USE A SHAKEN UP BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE AS A REASONABLE FASCIMILIE!!!!!!!
MANLAW
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I, obviously, do not concur with the agreement, and call for a amendment to allow sentimental childhood favorites to be viewed!
It shall be put to a vote then.
ALL MEN SHALL EAT BEEF, AND CHEESE, AND PORK RINDS AND STUFF!!!!!!!
manlaw
Beautiful Bruh. Just Beautiful. :)
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* The maximum number of words to be exchanged during the communal viewing of a football match is X/Y*4, where X is the number of man-viewers on the sofa and Y is the total number of cans of beer consumed during the aforementioned match. Insults directed to opposition players and match officials shall not count towards said number.
* No limit is imposed on the number of grunts during said game.
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The following is an ABSOLUTE 'Not On Your Life' no matter how fine she is fellas:
Brokeback Mountain
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I, obviously, do not concur with the agreement, and call for a amendment to allow sentimental childhood favorites to be viewed!
ONLY IN THE PRESENCE OF OTHERS!!! IF NOT PULL HIS CARD!!!!
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Brokeback Mountain
*shudders*
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Man Law: Crying
Ok Men, crying happens. As per Manhood Membership Bureau guidlines, a man may not cry more than 5 times in a callendar year. If there are extenuating circumstances he may file an appeal with the MMB. Still, that's a MORE than generous cushion. (Crying in the Presence of the Lord doesn't count towards that total)
However it DOES happen. If a man cries, it is to be forgotten immediately afterwards. You may NOT bring it up in the future. If you DO, he is well within his rights to pretend he doesn't know what in Sam-hell you're talking about.
(Note: Your friend may be consoled with a Man-Hug.)
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Man Laws of Grooming:
Bad breath is by no means masculine, it is just nasty. Gargle that Scope, brothers . . . or don't sing in the choirstand where someone else has to sing next to you.
Close sharp looking harcuts and clean firgernails are masculine. No one will doubt your ability to change the oil in a car or fix drywall if you show up looking like somebody, brothers . . . we need to agree as men that looking sharp is in.
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My husband emailed me the "Man Laws". Some of them were to risque to post, so I thought it would be fun if you post what you think should be a "Man Law". ;D :D
Here's a few....MAN LAWS.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
So this statement about me isn't applicable??
And I thought you all forgot thank you. I guess someone else did though.
Wooooooooowwwwwwwww. LOL
I had pizza for my birthday. I treated myself.
Thank ya Jesus for MAN-LAW!!! (http://bestsmileys.com/happy/7.gif)
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The following is an ABSOLUTE 'Not On Your Life' no matter how fine she is fellas:
Brokeback Mountain
Agreed
Upon finding out that another man has watched Brokeback Mountain, the Manhood Membership Bureau(MMB) shall be notified immediately.
Note: as Christians, we know that NO Pornographic material should be viewed. However, viewing such material that contains Brokeback Mountain-themed content (You know what I mean) is means for the immediate revocation of the Man-Card. Appeals may be made every seven (7) years.
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Man Law: Crying
Ok Men, crying happens. As per Manhood Membership Bureau guidlines, a man may not cry more than 5 times in a callendar year. If there are extenuating circumstances he may file an appeal with the MMB. Still, that's a MORE than generous cushion. (Crying in the Presence of the Lord doesn't count towards that total)
However it DOES happen. If a man cries, it is to be forgotten immediately afterwards. You may NOT bring it up in the future. If you DO, he is well within his rights to pretend he doesn't know what in Sam-hell you're talking about.
(Note: Your friend may be consoled with a Man-Hug.)
How about an ammendment:
It's also okay to cry
(a) After wrecking your boss's car.
(b) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
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Man Law: Crying
Ok Men, crying happens. As per Manhood Membership Bureau guidlines, a man may not cry more than 5 times in a callendar year. If there are extenuating circumstances he may file an appeal with the MMB. Still, that's a MORE than generous cushion. (Crying in the Presence of the Lord doesn't count towards that total)
I'm glad you brought clarity to this law, cause a brotha was gonna have to dispute it or add a clause or something... I'm a Jeremiah homey!!
(http://bestsmileys.com/crying/2.gif)
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Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?! ;D :D ;D
Now that's funny! I think I was waiting for someone to tell me to BUZZ OFF!!!
LOL
I'll find something more suitable... more manly
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Man Law: Crying
(Note: Your friend may be consoled with a Man-Hug.)[/size]
May I remind the Honorable Gentleman that Man-Hugs are reserved for greetings, as per MMB Statute. In the case of crying the Statute clearly prescribes Man-Pat-On-The-Backs, in the maximum number of three (3). One of the following expressions can be used: "C'mon", "It'll be alright", "Keep your chin up".
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(b) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
Man-Law:
There is NO watching of "The Crying Game" ABSOLUTELY NONE!!! >:(
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Everybody stretch your arm out as far as possible with your palm in the stop position.....
It is at no time permissable for any other man to invade this space for conversation or they're likely to be stiff armed in the afore mentioned manner to prevent and/or injure them..
No close-talkers; MAN LAW
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Everybody stretch your arm out as far as possible with your palm in the stop position.....
It is at no time permissable for any other man to invade this space for conversation or they're likely to be stiff armed in the afore mentioned manner to stop them..
No close-talkers; MAN LAW
LOL! ;D :D
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You mean we CAN'T sport the "Pirate" look from "Seinfeld"?? :o ;D
...better not say Seinfeld... ;D
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ONLY IN THE PRESENCE OF OTHERS!!! IF NOT PULL HIS CARD!!!!
All I'm sayin is why Bambi?...question?....Can we watch "Cornbread, Earl, and Me"??.....It's like the same thing, kinda....like Bambi with afro's........futhermore, ya'll can't have my card. Anybody try to take my card...there's gonna be consequences and repercussions!!!
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Conflict Resolution
In the event that two men disagree, the following conflict resolution methods are appropriate:
- Arm wrestling
- Thumb wrestling
- First-person shooter or sports video games
- Rock/paper/scissors
- Sport of choice (Translation: Which ever one you think/know you can beat your boy in.)
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May I remind the Honorable Gentleman that Man-Hugs are reserved for greetings, as per MMB Statute. In the case of crying the Statute clearly prescribes Man-Pat-On-The-Backs, in the maximum number of three (3). One of the following expressions can be used: "C'mon", "It'll be alright", "Keep your chin up".
The death of a Wife or Child most certainly Warrants a Man-Hug!
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Any man who is abundantly chest hairy, shall not wear any shirt eluding to the fact. Moreover any man who wears a shirt with his chest out is hereafter deemed questionable and maybe reffered to as Rico Suave until it hurts.
Men wear cleaveless shirts. MAN LAW
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Conflict Resolution
In the event that two men disagree, the following conflict resolution methods are appropriate:
- Arm wrestling
- Thumb wrestling
- First-person shooter or sports video games
- Rock/paper/scissors
- Sport of choice (Translation: Which ever one you think/know you can beat your boy in.)
Alternative forms of conflict resolution may include:
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I'm glad you brought clarity to this law, cause a brotha was gonna have to dispute it or add a clause or something... I'm a Jeremiah homey!!
([url]http://bestsmileys.com/crying/2.gif[/url])
Guilty as well!
Man-Law:
There is NO watching of "The Crying Game" ABSOLUTELY NONE!!! >:(
DARN Right! >:(
Everybody stretch your arm out as far as possible with your palm in the stop position.....
It is at no time permissable for any other man to invade this space for conversation or they're likely to be stiff armed in the afore mentioned manner to prevent and/or injure them..
No close-talkers; MAN LAW
I 2nd that!
All I'm sayin is why Bambi?...question?....Can we watch "Cornbread, Earl, and Me"??.....It's like the same thing, kinda....like Bambi with afro's........futhermore, ya'll can't have my card. Anybody try to take my card...there's gonna be consequences and repercussions!!!
*Talkin' out the side of his mouth* You gotta let'em know you're serious man. Make a rhyme w/your name, then they'll know you're serious. 8)
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This just in...........
After careful review by the board of men, the game "Butt on the Pole," is hereby abolished, no questions asked. MAN LAW
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*Talkin' out the side of his mouth* You gotta let'em know you're serious man. Make a rhyme w/your name, then they'll know you're serious. 8)
"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", right? :D
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Late night phone calls 'Just to Talk' ::) are a 'No Go'! >:(
...i was just bored and wanted to call you..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Any man who is abundantly chest hairy, shall not wear any shirt eluding to the fact. Moreover any man who wears a shirt with his chest out is hereafter deemed questionable and maybe reffered to as Rico Suave until it hurts.
Men wear cleaveless shirts. MAN LAW
If I could add to that: Any man that suffers from the above mentioned affliction will NOT groom said chest. EVER!!!!
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*Talkin' out the side of his mouth* You gotta let'em know you're serious man. Make a rhyme w/your name, then they'll know you're serious.
You mean like this .." yea yeA YEA...I'm serious....if u mess w/ saxandkeys...I'll put you in a deep.....freeze?"
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"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", right? :D
Yep, and Eddie Murphy stand-up! :D :D
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*Talkin' out the side of his mouth* You gotta let'em know you're serious man. Make a rhyme w/your name, then they'll know you're serious.
You mean like this .." yea yeA YEA...I'm serious....if u mess w/ saxandkeys...I'll put you in a deep.....freeze?"
Oh........My........Goodness!!! I'm dyin' laugin' ova hea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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All I'm sayin is why Bambi?...question?....Can we watch "Cornbread, Earl, and Me"??.....It's like the same thing, kinda....like Bambi with afro's........futhermore, ya'll can't have my card. Anybody try to take my card...there's gonna be consequences and repercussions!!!
Seems like somebody chest is sWeLLiNg up
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Any man caught watching that show with the FAb 5, will immediately be dubbed a woman as he is no longer allowed to enter the men's restroom except to deodorize and redecorate.
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Any man who is abundantly chest hairy, shall not wear any shirt eluding to the fact. Moreover any man who wears a shirt with his chest out is hereafter deemed questionable and maybe reffered to as Rico Suave until it hurts.
Men wear cleaveless shirts. MAN LAW
Man Law
Everybody stretch your arm out as far as possible with your palm in the stop position.....
It is at no time permissable for any other man to invade this space for conversation or they're likely to be stiff armed in the afore mentioned manner to prevent and/or injure them..
No close-talkers; MAN LAW
Man Law
How about an ammendment:
It's also okay to cry
(a) After wrecking your boss's car.
(b) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(B) has already been discussed.
(A) Is not an acceptable reason to cry. Panic? Drink? Run Away? Perhaps. Cry? NO WAY.
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*Talkin' out the side of his mouth* You gotta let'em know you're serious man. Make a rhyme w/your name, then they'll know you're serious.
You mean like this .." yea yeA YEA...I'm serious....if u mess w/ saxandkeys...I'll put you in a deep.....freeze?"
OH MY GOD!!!! MY STOMACH...NEED AIR!!! :D :D :D :D
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High Fives(For you lames that still do it) ::)
If two men are to high five each other and their hands miss, it is not permissible to attempt another high five. That would be comparable to holding hands.
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High Fives(For you lames that still do it) ::)
If two men are to high five each other and their hands miss, it is not permissible to attempt another high five. That would be comparable to holding hands.
Agreed
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MAN-LAW MOVIE MUSTS:
- Rambo I, II, III & Rocky I, II, III, IV
- Heat
- Ronin
- Scarface
- Enter the Dragon
- Live & Let Die
- Conan
- and Predator I (II was a joke)
Honorable Mention:
Cooley High
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High Fives(For you lames that still do it) ::)
If two men are to high five each other and their hands miss, it is not permissible to attempt another high five. That would be comparable to holding hands.
MANLAW!!
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Man Bylaws Article 3.234
Men must agree to never, and I mean never, wear any toe/ankle/foot or *stomach jewelry.
*The word stomach is used as a term to substitue the overly femine counterpart belly; as in belly ring. Men dont have bellies, only stomachs.
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Outfits
Men do not wear outfits, Nancy. Men might wear "clothes that go together" but not "outfits". It's a semantics thing.
Pink
Real men don't trust pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted. The sole exception to this rule is a professional starched and pressed oxford or button down shirt worn with a tie, navy blazer and khaki slacks (never with a suit)for Christmas, Easter or a wedding.
Underwear
A man shall be restricted to only three genres of underwear: briefs, boxers, or the combination of the aforementioned. The absence of underwear (a.k.a. "commando") is not acceptable unless severe situations necessitate it. Under no circumstance shall a man wear thongs or women's underwear.
Socks
No man shall wear toe socks. This cannot be communicated any more explicitly: MEN DO NOT WEAR TOE SOCKS. It's like wearing women's underwear.
A man shall be restricted to the following sock colors: white, black, tan/khaki and navy blue. All patterns are forbidden. A manly colored stripe or brand logo is permitted if participating in a manly sporting event.
Although commentary on fashion is not usually permitted, a man is required to mock a fellow man caught wearing white socks with black pants.
Shoes
No man shall own more than five pairs of dress shoes. Exceptions may be made for specialized shoes for sports, outdoors, occupation, or other manly activities (AKA mantivities).
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Man Law: Suspect Behavior
Alright Men, this is a big one.
At no point should you use the word "girlfriend" when refering to a female friend. ex: "Girlfriend your hair is SLAMMIN!" >:(
You will not drink Camomile Tea. It just SOUNDS wrong.
When holding anything (especially beverages), your pinky out to either help grip the object or be tucked to your palm. It is under no circumstance to stick outward. Unacceptable.
You shall not read Cosmo, House and Garden, Vanity Fair, or any other chick mags.
You shall NOT be a hairdresser
You shall NOT be a fashion designer.
You shall NOT do ballet.
You shall NOT have a "wiggle in ya walk".
Such actions will indicate that you are a covert agent gathering intel for the "other side", and you will be excommunicated from the MMB and it's Members Pending an investigation.
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Men may not at any time own movies or tapes that are starring the following actors:
1.)Richard Simmons (you will sweat to oldies no more, and if you have in the past, ask God for forgiveness)
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MAN-LAW MOVIE MUSTS:
- Rambo I, II, III & Rocky I, II, III, IV
- Heat
- Ronin
- Scarface
- Enter the Dragon
- Live & Let Die
- Conan
- and Predator I (II was a joke)
Honorable Mention:
Cooley High
I guess nobody here ever heard of a little thing called......."GOODFELLA'S"??????....huh.
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I guess nobody here ever heard of a little thing called......."GOODFELLA'S"??????....huh.
And the GodFather series
And the Terminator Movies.
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Man Law
Paulie Shore Sucks.
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This was told to me Sun night by my hubbys best friend....
A "man" walked up to him with his wrist bent to shake his hand and said "How are oyu? Im over the menses."
;D
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Man Law
Paulie Shore Sucks.
I AGREE!!!............although we have no tangible proof.
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Real men don't trust pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted. The sole exception to this rule is a professional starched and pressed oxford or button down shirt worn with a tie, navy blazer and khaki slacks (never with a suit)for Christmas, Easter or a wedding.
Emmitt Smith would disagree with you on this one, right chere.
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http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php/topic,36396.0.html
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Man Bylaws Article 1.532 VIDEO GAMING
If a man is consistenly found choosing a female as his character for a fighting game his MAN card is in serious jeapordy.Man Law
Paulie Shore Sucks.
Duly noted, he is up for review to be added to the MAN LAW questionable actors listMen may not at any time own movies or tapes that are starring the following actors:
1.)Richard Simmons (you will sweat to oldies no more, and if you have in the past, ask God for forgiveness)
2.)TBD
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And the GodFather series
And the Terminator Movies.
Scarface
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Man Law: PINK
I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one. I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water. BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(
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Emmitt Smith would disagree with you on this one, right chere.
Well, we've already deduced that there are, no doubt, going to be amendments and such. Enlighten me though.
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Man Laws of Social Interaction:
You must not ramble with no point. Oooo, nothing is more irritating than a man who talks too much. You must be comfortable with silence.
You must know some sports facts: Going to social events unable to discuss with other gentlemen latest scores, Superbowl standings or who was traded from what tema to which team is highly unacceptable.
You must have an opinion about how Clinton has changed the US. You must not debate it in a heated way, but have some strong opinion on the matter.
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I AGREE!!!............although we have no tangible proof.
Isn't popular opinion enough? :(
Man Law: PINK
I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one. I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water. BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(
Agreed!
A touch of pink is one thing, but it can't be taken too far.
MAN LAW
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Man Bylaws Article 1.532 VIDEO GAMING
If a man is consistenly found choosing a female as his character for a fighting game his MAN card is in serious jeapordy. Duly noted, he is up for review to be added to the MAN LAW questionable actors list
"Vait a minute, Vait a minute, Vait a minute.......KATANA kicked Rayden's behind??????"
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[url]http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php/topic,36396.0.html[/url]
I commend you on this one bruh. :D :D :D :D
PRICELESS!!!!
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"Vait a minute, Vait a minute, Vait a minute.......KATANA kicked Rayden's behind??????"
consistency is the determining factor here
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I commend you on this one bruh. :D :D :D :D
PRICELESS!!!!
:D :D :D
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Man Bylaws Article 3.234
Men must agree to never, and I mean never, wear any toe/ankle/foot or *stomach jewelry.
*The word stomach is used as a term to substitue the overly femine counterpart belly; as in belly ring. Men dont have bellies, only stomachs.
You forgot to mention Thumb Rings!
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I guess nobody here ever heard of a little thing called......."GOODFELLA'S"??????....huh.
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/20/1802821120p.jpg)
Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...
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([url]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/20/1802821120p.jpg[/url])
Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...
"You're a FUNNY GUY NJ..."
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Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis
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([url]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/20/1802821120p.jpg[/url])
Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...
Ray Liotta makes it a Guy flick all by himself.
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Isn't popular opinion enough? :(
Agreed!
A touch of pink is one thing, but it can't be taken too far.
MAN LAW
A thin strip in a tie no more than 3/4 of an inch, cool. But anything other than that will get you thrashed.
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Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis
Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.
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Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis
AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!!!
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A thin strip in a tie no more than 3/4 of an inch, cool. But anything other than that will get you thrashed.
Breathe easy, Chesty! :DAlso: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.
You're wrong for this one, but it's funny just the same. :D :D :D :D
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You forgot to mention Thumb Rings!
This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.
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Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.
........warriorssssss....come oUT TO PLAYEEEAAAA!!!!
that ain't even right!
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Man Law: Wives and Other Woman
Under NO circumstances should you compliment another lady highly or more often than you compliment your own wife.
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Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.
(http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif)
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Man Law: Tighty Whities and Bikini Drawers
Im not even gonna say anything cause you already no better. >:(
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([url]http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif[/url])
"YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY NJ..."
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This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.
Section 3.548
States any man with a thumb ring card will be reovked on the spot.
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This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.
My apologies for not mentioning that this was not MY city, but the BULL City (Durham, NC) where this travesty was witnessed.
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Attention Durhamites: MAN UP
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MAN Bylaws Atricle 2.333 AT THE GROCERY STORE
Squeezing fruit shall not be a hobby or enjoyed, but rather an unfortunate chore.
MAN LAW
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Man Law: RINGTONES
Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky" playing from your hip pocket is not a good look. A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
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Man Law: RINGTONES
Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky" playing from your hip pocket is not a good look. A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
Bossy by Kelis
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Man Law: RINGTONES
Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky" playing from your hip pocket is not a good look. A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
Suggestion
Anything By Michael Bolton or Celine Dion
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Man Law: RINGTONES
Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky" playing from your hip pocket is not a good look. A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
"If I Was Your Girlfriend" by Prince.........cool song.... but not ringtoneworthy.
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Man Law: PINK
I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one. I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water. BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(
I once went to a funeral for a very good friend of mine that had passed. During the service this cat got up to play for a soloist. He had on a pink suit, with matching pink shirt AND tie. And all of thse items were SATIN. And to top it all off, he had finger waves in his hair. I was sitting there thinking what in the........ he could play though. And people need to stop giving Cam'ron credit for men wearing pink. Jesse Johnson from The Time did it first. Just go back and look at "Purple Rain." Even his guitar was pink.
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I agree with Dave....
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Congratulations SisterT!
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I agree with Dave....
([url]http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/best_thread.sized.jpg[/url])
Congratulations SisterT!
And here I was thinking the Hijacked molestion turned into MadeaT goes to jail was the best thread.
Where's my REAL award! I'll take cash! ;D :D
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Congratulations SisterT!
Good God man! You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already!
Do you sleep? ?/?
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Good God man! You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already!
Do you sleep? ?/?
Help-----I've fallen and I can't get up!!! Laughing too hard!! :D :D :D
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Good God man! You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already!
Do you sleep? ?/?
NO! AND, he's unemployed....again!!!! ;D :D ;D I have no idea if the last statement was true, but it WAS funny!! ;)
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Good God man! You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already!
Do you sleep? ?/?
Please excuse me. My math is a bit off.
(http://www.tracysbeans.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SMILEYFACEWITH.jpg)
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Since I worked 35 hours in 3 days, I was given time off until tomorrow.
What can I say....there's much to talk about :D
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Man Law: RINGTONES
Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky" playing from your hip pocket is not a good look. A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
"Do you Really Wanna Hurt me" Culture Club
"My Neck My Back" Khia (YOU WILL GET SENT STRAIGHT TO JAIL FOR THIS ONE!) >:(
Chante's got a Man" Chante Moore
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MAN LAW
1 - RESTROOM ETIQUETTE
A. NEVER, EVER, USE A URINAL OR TOILET NEXT TO ANOTHER MAN! ALWAYS LEAVE AN EMPTY ONE IN BETWEEN YOU! IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE, IT IS ONLY PERMISSIBLE TO USE THE URINAL NEXT TO ANOTHER GUY IF YOU FALL INTO ONE OF THESE CATEGORIES...
1. MAKE MORE MONEY
2. TALLER
3. BIGGER (FATTER) Being a jelly bowl does count for something
4. HAVE MORE MANSPERIENCE POINTS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE RECENTLY PUNKED SAID MAN
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER TURN YOUR HEAD TOWARD A MAN USING A NEIGHBORING STALL IF CONVERSATION MUST BE ESTABLISHED, YOU MUST KEEP YOUR HEAD AND EYES FORWARD, STANDING AS CLOSE TO THE URINAL AS POSSIBLE. NOTE: CONVERSATION IS NOT POSSIBLE, IF SAID MAN IS ZIPPING OR UNZIPPING!
B. NEVER SING IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM! THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY CAUSE ALL MEN IN THE VICINITY TO SOUND THE "WHAT THE" ALARM. HUMMING WILL ALSO CAUSE THIS, ESPECIALLY WHILE SMILING!
C. ALWAYS CARRY SOMETHING TO READ WHEN RESTROOM VISITS WILL TAKE LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS. CONVERSATION SHOULD BE AVOIDED. SEE 1.A.
2 - DRIVING
A. YOU ARE NEVER LOST! YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU'RE GOING, SO WHAT HAPPENS IN BETWEEN DOESN'T MATTER! IF, HOWEVER, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE THEN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS IS PERMITTED....ONLY IF A WOMAN ISN'T PRESENT! YOU CAN ONLY ASK ANOTHER MAN FOR DIRECTIONS AS WOMEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
B. PASS WHENEVER POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IF SAID DRIVER IS FEMALE.
C. WHEN AT A STOPLIGHT ALWAYS REV YOUR ENGINE, IF YOUR CAR IS EITHER FASTER OR MORE EXPENSIVE.
D. ROLL YOUR WINDOW DOWN WHEN PASSING PEDESTRIANS ON THE STREET. IF SAID PEDESTRIAN IS A FEMALE, EYE CONTACT AND CONVERSATION IS POSSIBLE.
3 - WORKPLACE ETIQUETTE
A. ALWAYS TRY TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. EXTRA POINTS ARE GIVEN IF YOU CAN PUNK YOUR BOSS AND GET AWAY WITH IT
4 - PARTYING
A. NEVER ATTEND A PARTY UNLESS 2/3 OF THE ATTENDEES ARE FEMALE. IF THIS DISCOVERY IS MADE AFTER THE FACT, SUBTRACT 5 POINTS FROM YOUR MAN CARD AND LEAVE. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE REVOCATION OF YOUR CARD. EXCEPTIONS: RELIGIOUS AND SPORTING ACTIVITIES MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE TOKEN FEMALE.
B. NEVER CALL YOUR PARTY A "GET-TOGETHER"! IMMEDIATELY RETURN YOUR CARD IF THIS HAPPENS!
5 - MARRIAGE
A. THIS IS ALWAYS THE ULTIMATE GOAL, BUT TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MAINTAIN YOUR PEACE OF MIND
1. WOMEN = "ME NOW" SO FORGET ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO. IT NO LONGER COUNTS. IF AT ANY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND SEND FLOWERS. SEE 5.A2.
2. WIFE = "IF WE" SO EXPECT ARGUMENTS. IN SUCH CASE, YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG. IF YOU EVER TAKE RIGHT, YOU MUST SLEEP ON THE COACH.
3. CHILDREN = "LEND RICH" SO EXPECT TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY.
4. MOTHER IN LAW = "WOMAN HITLER" SO AVOID CONTACT AT ALL COSTS
5. FATHER IN LAW = "WE HALF RAN IT" SO DON'T ASK HIM FOR ADVICE! HE DOESN'T KNOW!
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Scarface
Man-Law
DVD collection must haves:
Braveheart
Gladiator
Transporter 1&2
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Man Commandment to Woman:
Thou shalt not request of the Husbandman to secure for thee thy "feminine" products.
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Man Commandment to Woman:
Thou shalt not request of the Husbandman to secure for thee thy "feminine" products.
MANLAW!!!!!!!
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Sister T, this thread is VERY FUNNY :D I have laughed enough for about 2 & a half days reading this!!!
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Man Commandment to Woman:
Thou shalt not request of the Husbandman to secure for thee thy "feminine" products.
I was wondering when yall was gonna get to this one...
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Good God man! You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already!
Do you sleep? ?/?
HustleMan....Simply Classic!! BTW, your angel is GORGEOUS!!!!
Wolfman... I don't know WHERE your post is in these 7 pages to quote it, but I'm loving the fonts, In Old English as well as the statement!!!
I'd say you're a grand candidate for the Short Bus Crew!!! :D
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Man Commandment to Woman:
Thou shalt not request of the Husbandman to secure for thee thy "feminine" products.
(http://www.angelfire.com/ks3/sillypooh12/YuleBrenner1.jpg)
So Shall It Be Written, So Shall It Be Done
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I was wondering when yall was gonna get to this one...
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
SEE! AND THEY KNOW ABOUT IT?!!!!
WHY ASK?!
I bet they're probably like I wonder if he's going to do it.
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All I want to know is if anybody from the MMB has been keeping a running log of minutes from this meeting. We're going to have to eventually publish said Man Laws.
Man Law:
Under no circumstances, shoud a man have his tongue pierced. Even if you have been drugged and it was done while your were passed out, you have full authority to track down the alleged perpetrators and exercise their life insurance policy in a slow, yet medieval manner. Then remove tongue piercing immediately.
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This violates MAN-LAWS on so many levels...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42M67Ool5PA
MAN-LAW
Article 45 Section 11.792
"No man shall offend the Dirt Gods" ROTFLOL!!!!!! :D :D
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Man Law:
Under no cricumstances should you drop a dime on your boy when he's creepin' to get his woman, even when she's feeling you. I mean, feeling you.
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Man Law:
Under no cricumstances should you drop a dime on your boy when he's creepin' to get his woman, even when she's feeling you. I mean, feeling you.
:o :o :o ?/?
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Ok, lemme clarify....
Ya boy got a woman. She fine. I mean, Vivica/Halle/Tyra/Beyonce fine.
He's creepin on her. Out with the next woman.
You know about his creepin'. She dont.
His lady is feeling you, but wont act, cuz she tryin ta be loyal. You feelin her, but wont act either.
Only thing standing in the way is her knowledge(lack of) of his creepin'.
Capice?
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Sounds like a CB is in order
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Man-Law
DVD collection must haves:
Braveheart
Gladiator
Transporter 1&2
How about "Troy"?
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MAN LAW:
You will never borrow your homeboy's sweater. If your cold deal with it. Or get your female friend to warm you up with a long hug. :) 8)
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All I want to know is if anybody from the MMB has been keeping a running log of minutes from this meeting. We're going to have to eventually publish said Man Laws.
Man Law:
Under no circumstances, shoud a man have his tongue pierced. Even if you have been drugged and it was done while your were passed out, you have full authority to track down the alleged perpetrators and exercise their life insurance policy in a slow, yet medieval manner. Then remove tongue piercing immediately.
HEY >:( I think there should be an ammendment for this law... Because..... :o :o :o OOOPPPPSSSS <looks at the name of this site>Nevermind...
I Digress.... :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Ok, lemme clarify....
Ya boy got a woman. She fine. I mean, Vivica/Halle/Tyra/Beyonce fine.
He's creepin on her. Out with the next woman.
You know about his creepin'. She dont.
His lady is feeling you, but wont act, cuz she tryin ta be loyal. You feelin her, but wont act either.
Only thing standing in the way is her knowledge(lack of) of his creepin'.
Capice?
Bible Law:
Thou shalt not Commit Adultery
Thou shalt not Commit Fornication
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Ok, lemme clarify....
Ya boy got a woman. She fine. I mean, Vivica/Halle/Tyra/Beyonce fine.
He's creepin on her. Out with the next woman.
You know about his creepin'. She dont.
His lady is feeling you, but wont act, cuz she tryin ta be loyal. You feelin her, but wont act either.
Only thing standing in the way is her knowledge(lack of) of his creepin'.
Capice?
HustleMan, if I read this correctly, the man said HIS BOY was doing all that. Not him. HE would be guilty of Lusting if anythng, right?
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Man law #19: There never is a convenient time to discuss that exam by the doctor. You guys know which exam I'm referring to.
It's never to be discussed in public or private and if you don't know what I'm talking about then don't ask! (See rule #19)
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MAN LAW:
Successfully keeping the laws established by the MMB for 50 years entitles you to lifetime membership. You will also be presented with a Geezer pass which enables you to break any law at will.
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Man Law:
A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"
A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
:o :o :o
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HustleMan, if I read this correctly, the man said HIS BOY was doing all that. Not him. HE would be guilty of Lusting if anythng, right?
Erm, ya ok. :P
Man law #19: There never is a convenient time to discuss that exam by the doctor. You guys know which exam I'm referring to.
It's never to be discussed in public or private and if you don't know what I'm talking about then don't ask! (See rule #19)
Hint: Turn your head and cough.
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Man Law:
A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"
A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
:o :o :o
You're dead wrong on SO many counts! :D :D :D :D
Erm, ya ok. :P
Cynic! :D
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Man Law:
A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"
A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
:o :o :o
A Man should never...ever use the word PAMPER!!! I hate that word! STRIKE IT FROM THE MALE VOLCABULARY!
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A Man should never...ever use the word PAMPER!!! I hate that word! STRIKE IT FROM THE MALE VOLCABULARY!
Strike Scrumptious (sp?) as well!
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Strike Scrumptious (sp?) as well!
And Delightful.
And the word Darling shouldn't be used to describe something:
example: Isn't that sweater just DARLING?
No it isn't. Grow a pair!
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WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!
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Section 3.548
States any man with a thumb ring card will be reovked on the spot.
hmm a lotta preachers gonna be in that revocation line....
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WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!
*In my best Marvin the Martian voice*
Isn't it delightful?
:D :D :D :D
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Sister T, this thread is VERY FUNNY :D I have laughed enough for about 2 & a half days reading this!!!
Me too...and it's still going. LOL! ;D :D
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*In my best Marvin the Martian voice*
Isn't it delightful?
:D :D :D :D
Hmmmm. That brings up the question:
Was Marvin the Martian playing for the other team? ?/? :-\
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hmm a lotta preachers gonna be in that revocation line....
They know they wrong thats an automatic denial for Reinstatement !!!!
DENIED!!!!!!!!
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Hmmmm. That brings up the question:
Was Marvin the Martian playing for the other team? ?/? :-\
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1. Look at his posture.
2. He's matching TOO well.
3. The walk.
4. The voice.
You do the math.
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Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
compliments of FreakyT ;D
There's gonna be a lot of 5 minute conversations for some brothas........
(hey, im goin on what i heard..... ::))
anyway...
Man Law:
Thou shalt not ask thy Man comrade the question,
"dude, does this look normal to you?"
We shall not look upon any of thy parts.
That is reserved for conversations between the women folk.
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Man Law: Talking and Sporting Events
If we're watching a Sporting Event, whether it be live or on Television
You may not speak about anything else but the game.
I do not want to hear about your relationship Problems.
I do not want to hear how your job is going.
If you're experiencing severe chest pains, quietly drag yourself outside of the apartment/arena and call 911. I promise to come visit you as SOON as the game is over. If I arrive too late I vow to send your wife and children a beautiful bouquet of flowers. That's what friends are for.
JUST DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAME. Violation of this law will likely result in my telling you to "shut your pie hole", "shut up", "shut your trap", or any other euphemism for "Stop talking you idiot, the game is on"
The game is sacred. Respect the game.
MAN LAW
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WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!
Exactly... It is a bit scary dont you think....
Oh Oh OH OH OH... New Man Law
A Man can NEVER use the word "Frightened" to discribe himself being "Scared"
Basically... Men NEVER admit to being scared of anything...
If you are caught using these terms and the likes... You will be brought before the MMB and Throgged...
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A man should never use the word "LITTLE" as an adjective....ie:
"That's a nice little sweater" or "I bought a little bracelet...."
......and why DO women always use the word little as an adjective for everything anyway?......aaaahhh, ......almost everything.
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Exactly... It is a bit scary dont you think....
Oh Oh OH OH OH... New Man Law
A Man can NEVER use the word "Frightened" to discribe himself being "Scared"
Basically... Men NEVER admit to being scared of anything...
If you are caught using these terms and the likes... You will be brought before the MMB and Throgged...
There's nothing wrong w/my Avatar. He just keeps interrupting himself. 8)
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Man Law: Talking and Sporting Events
If you're experiencing severe chest pains, quietly drag yourself outside of the apartment/arena and call 911. I promise to come visit you as SOON as the game is over. If I arrive too late I vow to send your wife and children a beautiful bouquet of flowers. That's what friends are for.
MAN LAW
This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....
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This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....
Um, these are MANlaws, I don't think we have a vote.
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This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....
SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!
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SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!
Oh I forgot some men are cold hearted when it comes to sports what was I thinking.... ::)
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There's nothing wrong w/my Avatar. He just keeps interrupting himself. 8)
that's some ol' monty python type stuf thurr...
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SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....
Nessalynn77 said it right. You have no jurisdiction here!!!!!
:D
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that's some ol' monty python type stuf thurr...
Preesh Curry WOLF.
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A man should never use the word "LITTLE" as an adjective....ie:
"That's a nice little sweater" or "I bought a little bracelet...."
......and why DO women always use the word little as an adjective for everything anyway?......aaaahhh, ......almost everything.
AMMENDMENT TO ABOVE MAN LAW:
The term little, or {lil'} shall be permissable when cojoined with the colloquial, "sum'pin"
example:
Woman: "So what we doin' this weekend?"
Man: "Eh, a lil' sum'pin sum'pin"
So shall it be written, shall shall it be done
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
Nessalynn77 said it right. You have no jurisdiction here!!!!!
:D
But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! :D ;D
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But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! :D ;D
EXACTLY!
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But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! :D ;D
You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man' i.e. One of the fellas.
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This seems like the :
"He-Man Woman Haters Club"....
I was just saying some men need to review that I KNOW they not going to let us women change there laws!!!!!
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But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! :D ;D
Womenfolk in attendance, Please see 1Corinthians 14:34,35 with regard to man laws.
34. Let your wives keep silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted for them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as the law also says.
35 If they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home, for it is shameful for a woman to chatter in the assembly.
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SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
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You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man' i.e. One of the fellas.
:D :D :D :D That's Me!!!! That's Me!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man' i.e. One of the fellas.
uggghh, I think I may have honorary status in my local chapter. I think you get it automatically if you play drums in an all-guy band, or watch a lot of basketball. I been trying to turn it in for the longest.
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Womenfolk in attendance, Please see 1Corinthians 14:34,35 with regard to man laws.
34. Let your wives keep silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted for them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as the law also says.
35 If they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home, for it is shameful for a woman to chatter in the assembly.
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SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
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No He Did Not Break Out With Stripture to back him up...
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Womenfolk in attendance, Please see 1Corinthians 14:34,35 with regard to man laws.
34. Let your wives keep silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted for them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as the law also says.
35 If they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home, for it is shameful for a woman to chatter in the assembly.
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SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This seems like the :
"He-Man Woman Haters Club"....
I was just saying some men need to review that I KNOW they not going to let us women change there laws!!!!!
Girl it's all love here! You soon realize that we kid ALOT.
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:D :D :D :D That's Me!!!! That's Me!!!!! :D :D :D :D
You have to bke voted in first. You can't vote yourself in chica. ::)
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No He Did Not Break Out With Stripture to back him up...
Can i get a Ab Maj7 over a Bb root?
im sayin'!
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uggghh, I think I may have honorary status in my local chapter. I think you get it automatically if you play drums in an all-guy band, or watch a lot of basketball. I been trying to turn it in for the longest.
That's not quite how it works ness. There's a few more things involved in the process.
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You have to bke voted in first. You can't vote yourself in chica. ::)
Didnt I had told you that I am an honorary member..... >:( >:(
(http://www.progressiveart.com/bryan/Knock_Out.jpg)
I didnt want to do it to ya but you left me no choice.....
Dont let me havta tell you again... >:( >:( >:(
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Looks like we need to have a caucus....and get an ice pack..
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Men do not scream, especially in a high pitched voice. Note this isnt up for discussion, even if singing high pitched is your profession.
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That's not quite how it works ness. There's a few more things involved in the process.
It's okay. I don't want an honorary membership... I enjoy the brothas, but that card'll get you stuck in the "friend zone" real quick. And it may put my DIVA card in jeopardy, as well.
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Lyric, how about you bring that horse back?
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Didnt I had told you that I am an honorary member..... >:( >:(
([url]http://www.progressiveart.com/bryan/Knock_Out.jpg[/url])
I didnt want to do it to ya but you left me no choice.....
Dont let me havta tell you again... >:( >:( >:(
Oh, so you wanna swing on a brutha!
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2741/slappingpokemon8ww.gif)
I'm not gonna even waste knuckles on you. All this redbone-on-light black violence is NOT nuhcessarary!
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Lyric, how about you bring that horse back?
Not again cs! You consider this one demonic as well?
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It's okay. I don't want an honorary membership... I enjoy the brothas, but that card'll get you stuck in the "friend zone" real quick.
(http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3050/posters/poster1_large.jpg) Take a good look Ness, although that guy is smiling, he is not happy.
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Not again cs! You consider this one demonic as well?
yup
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Can i get a Ab Maj7 over a Bb root?
im sayin'!
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Db/Gb-Bb-B-Eb/Gb-Ab-Bb-Db
F/F-B/Eb-Ab-Db
Gb/E-Ab-Bb-Db/E-Ab-Bb-Db
G/E-G-Bb-Db/E-G-Bb-Db
Ab/Gb-B-C-E-Ab/Gb-B-C-E-Ab
Eb/Db-G/Ab-Db-E
Ab/C-Gb/Gb-Bb-Eb
Db/Gb-B/Gb-Ab-Bb-Db
Db/F-B/F-Ab-Bb-Db
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Men do not scream, especially in a high pitched voice. Note this isnt up for discussion, even if singing high pitched is your profession.
AMMENDMENT TO ABOVE MAN LAW...
Use of high pitched voice is permissable only when there is potential for an altercation (i.e. beef) and said man is raising voice as a result of increased adrenaline. See case set forth by the Hon. Bernie Mac. to his stepson.
Also, this is permissable during NBA playoffs, and during games of Madden on Playstation. esp. when a superior maneuver has been executed over a competitor.
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yup
I take it you don't watch Monty Python. ::)
You always blastin' me about my Avatars. I'll change it when I find something else that amuses me.
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and during games of Madden on Playstation. esp. when a superior maneuver has been executed over a competitor.
Amen.
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Oh, so you wanna swing on a brutha!
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I'm not gonna even waste knuckles on you. All this redbone-on-light black violence is NOT nuhcessarary!
Stop that...
I'ma fragile Peach... I bruise Easierly...
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Womenfolk in attendance, Please see 1Corinthians 14:34,35 with regard to man laws.
34. Let your wives keep silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted for them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as the law also says.
35 If they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home, for it is shameful for a woman to chatter in the assembly.
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SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
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MAN LAW:
Never try to keep the one with the KEYS to the thread and/or the author of the thread silent within a thread. In the end you will lose your LGM Man Card. LOL! ;D :D
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Not again cs! You consider this one demonic as well?
yup
I must concur with cse... its freakin ME out bruh. :-\ :o :-\
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yup
I must concur with cse... its freakin ME out bruh. :-\ :o :-\
*SIGH* ::)
If it'll appease the massesall FOUR of you 8)
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*SIGH* ::)
If it'll appease the massesall FOUR of you 8)
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
I caint believe you missed the Fragile Peach joke... HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
([url]http://www-ucdmag.ucdavis.edu/fall96/TOC/Mouth_tape.GIF[/url])
I hope this picture isn't taken from a service somewhere.... that's just plain OFF THE WALL!
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WOW! this is amazing.
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
I caint believe you missed the Fragile Peach joke... HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My fault. Church businessdeacon ;)
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My fault. Church businessdeacon ;)
HA! :-X
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MAN LAW:
Never try to keep the one with the KEYS to the thread and/or the author of the thread silent within a thread. In the end you will lose your LGM Man Card. LOL! ;D :D
tooshay...... :-X
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MAN LAW:
Never try to keep the one with the KEYS to the thread and/or the author of the thread silent within a thread. In the end you will lose your LGM Man Card. LOL! ;D :D
tooshay...... :-X
I was waiting for this card to bke played! :D :D
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I was waiting for this card to bke played! :D :D
I had to do what I had to do. AGREED! LOL! ;D :D ;D
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I was waiting for this card to bke played! :D :D
I cannot figure out how you frequently hit the "k" in the middle of "b" and "e", it's a typographical impossibility! ?/? Sorry, LT, I guess I'm havin' the day before the holiday "don't wanna be at work" syndrome
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I was waiting for this card to bke played! :D :D
You need to check your typing... eeerrrrry time you try to type "be" you type "bke"...
You've been hanging around 4hisglory too much....
It must be a light skinededed thang... :o :-X ;D :D
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WOW! this is amazing.
Man Law
When B_Xalted Puts up Avatars like the one she currently has up, it is perfectly acceptable to hope she posts often.
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tooshay...... :-X
:D :D :D
That's "Touche" Bruh!
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Man Law
When B_Xalted Puts up Avatars like the one she currently has up, it is perfectly acceptable to hope she posts often.
Are there any manlaws on bein a STALKER?
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Are there any manlaws on bein a STALKER?
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I had to do what I had to do. AGREED! LOL! ;D :D ;D
Hey, you're the bo...I mean 'Author'. ;)
::) *SIGH*
I cannot figure out how you frequently hit the "k" in the middle of "b" and "e", it's a typographical impossibility! ?/? Sorry, LT, I guess I'm havin' the day before the holiday "don't wanna be at work" syndrome
You need to check your typing... eeerrrrry time you try to type "be" you type "bke"...
You've been hanging around 4hisglory too much....
It must be a light skinededed thang... :o :-X ;D :D
This 'typo' you two so affectionately pointed out is intentional. It's an old worldly habit that I'm having a hard time breaking. I also type 'cc' vices 'ck'. I preacciate you lovely thicc sistas perntin' that out to me tho. It reminds me that I'm not working hard enough. :-* :-* For each of you. ;)
Man Law
When B_Xalted Puts up Avatars like the one she currently has up, it is perfectly acceptable to hope she posts often.
AGREED!!!!
Somebody put me in B# please! GLOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAY! :D
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Are there any manlaws on bein a STALKER?
ON STALKING
Men are not stalkers. We are merely 'Persistan Suitors'. 8)
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Hey, you're the bo...I mean 'Author'. ;)
::) *SIGH*
This 'typo' you two so affectionately pointed out is intentional. It's an old worldly habit that I'm having a hard time breaking. I also type 'cc' vices 'ck'. I preacciate you lovely thicc sistas perntin' that out to me tho. It reminds me that I'm not working hard enough. :-* :-* For each of you. ;)
AGREED!!!!
Somebody put me in B# please! GLOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAY! :D
Oh, he does it on purpose! Thanks for clearing that up, I know I'll rest easier, now.
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ON STALKING
Men are not stalkers. We are merely 'Persistant Suitors'. 8)
Yessss suh!
I don't care WHAT that judge said, I'm no stalker!!!
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Stalking should have your card takin for 10 days...
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Oh, he does it on purpose! Thanks for clearing that up, I know I'll rest easier, now.
:o. Sarcasm? You, ness? Who would've thought? :D
Yessss suh!
I don't care WHAT that judge said, I'm no stalker!!!
You tell'em HustleMan! You always relax in bushes with camo paint on. ;) 8)
Stalking should have your card takin for 10 days...
I JUST explained this.
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You tell'em HustleMan! You always relax in bushes with camo paint on. ;) 8)
I told you that in confidence. :'(
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wow, b_x, that a straight "prom night" look rite thurr..
nice.
you gets one of these..
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I told you that in confidence. :'(
:o
HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!
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:o
HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!
hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?
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I told you that in confidence. :'(
Do we need to suspend your card????
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hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?
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GET HIM! :D
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Do we need to suspend your card????
Excuse me young lady but "we"? :-\
:o
HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!
Nah, nah man. My eyes started to water but I kept it in. :D :D :D
hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?
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TOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
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Excuse me young lady but "we"? :-\
She forgot again. You may need to put up a banner. Only "men" can suspend "Man Cards". ;D
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She forgot again. You may need to put up a banner. Only "men" can suspend "Man Cards". ;D
Why do you have 'men' in quotes¿ ::) :D :D
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No I didn't forget ;D......its call connections to have them suspended
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Do we need to suspend your card????
Man Law:
You shall not be permitted to cry, or sniffle, or "well-up" in the presence of other unless it is in regard to the following:
Death of a loved one: however, while this is permissable, there shall be no throwing oneself on the coffin, screaming "LAWD WHYYYYY? TAKE MEEEEEEE!!"
Team loses during playoffs
Blunt trauma impact to the groinal region.
If tearing is imminent, excuse yourself IMMEDIATELY, while saying something manly like, "gotta go hit that bathroom, shun", or "i gotta go chop some wood"
So shall it be written. so shall it be done...
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So shall it be written. so shall it be done...
If you say so
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Man Law:
You shall not be permitted to cry, or sniffle, or "well-up" in the presence of other unless it is in regard to the following:
Death of a loved one: however, while this is permissable, there shall be no throwing oneself on the coffin, screaming "LAWD WHYYYYY? TAKE MEEEEEEE!!"
Team loses during playoffs
Blunt trauma impact to the groinal region.
If tearing is imminent, excuse yourself IMMEDIATELY, while saying something manly like, "gotta go hit that bathroom, shun", or "i gotta go chop some wood"
So shall it be written. so shall it be done...
AMENDMENT TO THIS LAW.....
CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY IS ALLOWED IF YOU ARE WATCHING WILL SMITH'S NEW MOVIE, "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS" IT'S GOING TO BE THIS GENERATIONS "BRIAN'S SONG" ;)
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AMENDMENT TO THIS LAW.....
CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY IS ALLOWED IF YOU ARE WATCHING WILL SMITH'S NEW MOVIE, "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS" IT'S GOING TO BE THIS GENERATIONS "BRIAN'S SONG" ;)
So you want a special amendment to excuse your "girlie girl" tears. LOL! :D ;D :D ;D
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So you want a special amendment to excuse your "girlie girl" tears. LOL! :D ;D :D ;D
Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!! ;) :D
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Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!! ;) :D
You and Wolfman got scriptures! LOL! ;D :D
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You and Wolfman got scriptures! LOL! ;D :D
;)
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Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!! ;) :D
yea strait faced with small tears.
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Indeed.
I make a motion that the NO CRYING LAW BE SUSTAINED!
If you have to cry say, "A YO! Hold up. Pause the movie. I have to go to the bathroom." and leave without looking at any other occupants in the room. AND YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ANY NOISE, WHILE YOURE IN THERE!
A quick solution that makes you invisible, while crying is to ask your companion, Are you crying? when you see her begin to swell up. Paying attention to your surroundings is a must and being diligent can prevent you being exposed as a weeper around your friends.
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Indeed.
I make a motion that the NO CRYING LAW BE SUSTAINED!
If you have to cry say, "A YO! Hold up. Pause the movie. I have to go to the bathroom." and leave without looking at any other occupants in the room. AND YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ANY NOISE, WHILE YOURE IN THERE!
A quick solution that makes you invisible, while crying is to ask your companion, Are you crying? when you see her begin to swell up. Paying attention to your surroundings is a must and being diligent can prevent you being exposed as a weeper around your friends.
I disagree. If Jesus wept, I can too. Call Jesus a punk; go ahead, I dare you. :D
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MAN LAW
If some strenuous activity (sitting, bending, slouching, lounging, etc) has inadvertently caused a wardrobe malfunction on your second layer of clothing. excuse yourself from the room before readjusting. Nobody wants to see you grab the twins "flyboy."
MAN LAW
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I disagree. If Jesus wept, I can too. Call Jesus a punk; go ahead, I dare you. :D
wait, wait, WAIT!!!!
God is a God of Order!!!!!!
Jesus kept in line with the Man Law!!!!
If ya read the story, he wept cuz His PATNAH DIED!!!!
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Indeed. Note: I didn't say you couldn't cry. You just have to excuse yourself!
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Man Law: Transitivity Of Pain
All man-spectators of a sporting event shall feel the same pain that the man-athtletes feel during a violent contact (kick in the groin, ankle sprain coming down from a rebound, etc).
The uttering of one of the following sentences is highly recommended: "OUCH!", "I feel that!", as well as the reaching for the injured region.
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Man Law: Transitivity Of Pain
All man-spectators of a sporting event shall feel the same pain that the man-athtletes feel during a violent contact (kick in the groin, ankle sprain coming down from a rebound, etc).
The uttering of one of the following sentences is highly recommended: "OUCH!", "I feel that!", as well as the reaching for the injured region.
WATCH IT FLYBOY
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is by far the funniest (and truest) thread I have ever read in my life. I am laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry. Ooopss, I forgot, no crying allowed. I think this should be an ammendment, it's alright to cry from laughing too hard. I have a question:
Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?
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MAN LAW
If you see a fine woman walking by, it is customary to take a look or two or three (yall fellas know what I'm talking about). But, if you are out with your wife/girlfriend/female date, don't make it look obvious. ;)
Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man. This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.
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Indeed. Note: I didn't say you couldn't cry. You just have to excuse yourself!
Nah, Patnah, nah!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is by far the funniest (and truest) thread I have ever read in my life. I am laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry. Ooopss, I forgot, no crying allowed. I think this should be an ammendment, it's alright to cry from laughing too hard. I have a question:
Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?
LOL!!! I agree this thread is HILARIOUS!!! Props to SisT ;)
I'm not one to legislate a manlaw...but Cheetah Girls T-block??? ?/? I don't know 'bout that :-\ :D :D
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[Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man. This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.
I have a question:
Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?
speaking of suspect.... ;D
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I'm not one to legislate a manlaw...but Cheetah Girls T-block??? ?/? I don't know 'bout that :-\ :D :D
I'm just asking a question, jeesh. ;D
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Remember TBLOCK, its Cheetah Girls, not Cheetah Woman. Lets not test the JB waters ok, sir. Redbone or no.
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MAN LAW
If you see a fine woman walking by, it is customary to take a look or two or three (yall fellas know what I'm talking about). But, if you are out with your wife/girlfriend/female date, don't make it look obvious. ;)
Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man. This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.
MAN LAW Article 1.795 Section
Thou shalt not try to procure a co-sign to put your fellow man in the hot seat with thyself. Depending on the environment, you should know that your fellow man will refer to MAN LAW verbal defense tactic # 1.......................
(http://www.theworriedshrimp.com/denial.jpg)
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Remember TBLOCK, its Cheetah Girls, not Cheetah Woman. Lets not test the JB waters ok, sir. Redbone or no.
I aint looking at them girls like that. I mean, I am a fan of pop music, and I like there musical style. So, my question is from a musical standpoint, sorry if yall misunderstanding me.
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I aint looking at them girls like that. I mean, I am a fan of pop music, and I like there musical style. So, my question is from a musical standpoint, sorry if yall misunderstanding me.
Look, dude...BUY THE CD!
MANLAW!!
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I aint looking at them girls like that.
I believe you... ::)
:D
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Sorry - one more:
Man Law: Gym Etiquette
Whilst at the gym, a man-athlete shall not make any comments about the physical appearance of another man-athlete, such as bicep size. Exceptions to the rule are licensed professional trainers (if authorized by the MMB).
The wearing of Lycra is also not allowed.
Failure to comply will result in withdrawal of the man-card and automatic enrolment in the Richard Simmons Fan Club.
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Sorry - one more:
Man Law: Gym Etiquette
Whilst at the gym, a man-athlete shall not make any comments about the physical appearance of another man-athlete, such as bicep size. Exceptions to the rule are licensed professional trainers (if authorized by the MMB).
The wearing of Lycra is also not allowed.
Failure to comply will result in withdrawal of the man-card and automatic enrolment in the Richard Simmons Fan Club.
(http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/richard-simmons-sirius-satellite-radio.jpg)
"FAAAAAABULOUSSS!"
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1. Under no circumstances are you to initiate conversation at the urinals.
2. Always look straight ahead or straight down while using the urinal.
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1. Under no circumstances are you to initiate conversation at the urinals.
2. Always look straight ahead or straight down while using the urinal.
MANLAW!!
You should ALWAYS read all of the MANLAWS before posting one of "your own"
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MANLAW!!
You should ALWAYS read all of the MANLAWS before posting one of "your own"
http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php/topic,36412.msg291394.html#msg291394
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MANLAW
The only appropriate answer to "Does this make my butt look big?" is NO. No other words, no other explanations. Expounding will only get you in trouble. If you think that saying NO (the ONLY appropriate answer) will compromise your integrity, you may think to yourself, but not say aloud, the rest of the sentence. ("No....Your butt makes your butt look big")
MANLAW
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MANLAW
The only appropriate answer to "Does this make my butt look big?" is NO. No other words, no other explanations. Expounding will only get you in trouble. If you think that saying NO (the ONLY appropriate answer) will compromise your integrity, you may think to yourself, but not say aloud, the rest of the sentence. ("No....Your butt makes your butt look big")
MANLAW
MANLAW
No need for discussion here, this is a law!!!!
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MANLAW
The only appropriate answer to "Does this make my butt look big?" is NO. No other words, no other explanations. Expounding will only get you in trouble. If you think that saying NO (the ONLY appropriate answer) will compromise your integrity, you may think to yourself, but not say aloud, the rest of the sentence. ("No....Your butt makes your butt look big")
MANLAW
:D :D :D A wise man indeed!
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Proposal....Never watch any Madea plays or movies in a room full of women when you are the only man present!!!
When the man does something bad to the woman, they all stare at you like you did it. Believe me I know this from experience. I was very scared
MANLAW?????
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Proposal....Never watch any Madea plays or movies in a room full of women when you are the only man present!!!
When the man does something bad to the woman, they all stare at you like you did it. Believe me I know this from experience. I was very scared
MANLAW?????
Got my vote
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Proposal....Never watch any Madea plays or movies in a room full of women when you are the only man present!!!
When the man does something bad to the woman, they all stare at you like you did it. Believe me I know this from experience. I was very scared
MANLAW?????
Be afraid....be very afraid....
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2IdqCoEPhai1KM:http://www.untitledname.com/archives/upload/2005/12/psycho-shower-knife-attack.jpg)
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Manlaw: Stoplight Etiquette
1) If you are at a stoplight and the car next to you revs his engine, you must reciprocate.
2) If the car next to you continues to rev his engine, you must consider taking appropriate action when the light turns green UNLESS
- You have children in the car
- Your significant other is in the car (unless she's 'bout it 'bout it) 8)
- You have reason to believe there might be police presence nearby
- The car next to you is a hoopty and the driver is revving the engine to keep it from shuttin' off
Manlaw?
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Manlaw: Stoplight Etiquette
- The car next to you is a hoopty and the driver is revving the engine to keep it from shuttin' off
Hahaha!!! :D :D
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Manlaw: Stoplight Etiquette
1) If you are at a stoplight and the car next to you revs his engine, you must reciprocate.
2) If the car next to you continues to rev his engine, you must consider taking appropriate action when the light turns green UNLESS
- You have children in the car
- Your significant other is in the car (unless she's 'bout it 'bout it) 8)
- You have reason to believe there might be police presence nearby
- The car next to you is a hoopty and the driver is revving the engine to keep it from shuttin' off
Manlaw?
Hilarious!!!
Don't tell nobody, but I sometimes feel the racing urge, too.
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Manlaw: Stoplight Etiquette
1) If you are at a stoplight and the car next to you revs his engine, you must reciprocate.
2) If the car next to you continues to rev his engine, you must consider taking appropriate action when the light turns green UNLESS
- You have children in the car
- Your significant other is in the car (unless she's 'bout it 'bout it) 8)
- You have reason to believe there might be police presence nearby
- The car next to you is a hoopty and the driver is revving the engine to keep it from shuttin' off
Manlaw?
A-men!
I once did it in the church van!
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A-men!
I once did it in the church van!
:D :D :D :D
NOT THE CHURCH VAN!!!!
:D :D :D :D
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Two words fellas:
FEATHER DUSTERS! ::)
The floor is now open.
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A few more for ya:
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
- Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. EVER. Issue closed.
- If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
- The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
Fanny Pacc/Man Purse. If you have anything to say on this one (other than 'NEVER!':
(a) Hold your hand out in front of your face, palm inward.
(b) Run into it repeatedly w/your face until unconsciousness ensues.
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:D :D :D :D
NOT THE CHURCH VAN!!!!
:D :D :D :D
hope mother jenkins an' 'em wasnt in there...
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hope mother jenkins an' 'em wasnt in there...
Now you KNOW that Sis. O'Dell is the gangsta of the church! ;)
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hope mother jenkins an' 'em wasnt in there...
Oh, she was! I was at the lights next to the van from another church nearby and we both started revving, then on the green I hit the gas. Passengers weren't happy, I'm pleased to report. Should've seen those hats flying. :D
Our van is an ex-police van, with modified engine - it does go if you push it.
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Manlaw: Stoplight Etiquette
1) If you are at a stoplight and the car next to you revs his engine, you must reciprocate.
2) If the car next to you continues to rev his engine, you must consider taking appropriate action when the light turns green UNLESS
- You have children in the car
- Your significant other is in the car (unless she's 'bout it 'bout it) 8)
- You have reason to believe there might be police presence nearby
- The car next to you is a hoopty and the driver is revving the engine to keep it from shuttin' off
Manlaw?
I used to own a sports car until last year. 5.7 V-8, 305 hp/335 lb.ft/torque. I did this on the regular. If I was challenged, I had to represent. If my woman was in the car, then she just had to ride it out with me, She couldn't stand it when I did it. I told her, "baby, I have to do it." It's mandatory with a car like this. So she was bout it, bout it by default. Even her mother wanted to go head up with me with her car. Unfortunately, that race never happened. I sure do miss my car. I'm gonna buy one like the car in my avatar, then I will win the street title.
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MAN LAW: Going for the Family Jewels
If and when you get into a physical altercation with another man (you should NOT be hittin on no woman. >:(), you will NOT go for the family jewels.
It's the punk move: "I can't beat you man to man, so I go below the belt."
Don't do it guys. Don't do it. (Unless somebody is trying to rob you. Then all bets are off.)
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A few more for ya:
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
- Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. EVER. Issue closed.
- If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
- The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
Fanny Pacc/Man Purse. If you have anything to say on this one (other than 'NEVER!':
(a) Hold your hand out in front of your face, palm inward.
(b) Run into it repeatedly w/your face until unconsciousness ensues.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh God... My stomach is hurting... I caint Breathe......
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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MAN LAW: Going for the Family Jewels
If and when you get into a physical altercation with another man (you should NOT be hittin on no woman. >:(), you will NOT go for the family jewels.
It's the punk move: "I can't beat you man to man, so I go below the belt."
Don't do it guys. Don't do it. (Unless somebody is trying to rob you. Then all bets are off.)
I agree... MAN LAW
Caution: The following comment has been edited by NAKIA
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X... and that's all imma say
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MAN LAW: Going for the Family Jewels
If and when you get into a physical altercation with another man (you should NOT be hittin on no woman. >:(), you will NOT go for the family jewels.
It's the punk move: "I can't beat you man to man, so I go below the belt."
Don't do it guys. Don't do it. (Unless somebody is trying to rob you. Then all bets are off.)
Man say what u wanna....if i gots beef wit her,
(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna10.jpg)
she gon' have catch a bad one..
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Oh, she was! I was at the lights next to the van from another church nearby and we both started revving, then on the green I hit the gas. Passengers weren't happy, I'm pleased to report. Should've seen those hats flying. :D
Our van is an ex-police van, with modified engine - it does go if you push it.
Okay, this practically has me passed out on the floor!!! RIVALRY CHURCH VANS RACING w/ PASSENGERS!!!! That takes the cake... I'm through!
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Oh, she was! I was at the lights next to the van from another church nearby and we both started revving, then on the green I hit the gas. Passengers weren't happy, I'm pleased to report. Should've seen those hats flying. :D
Our van is an ex-police van, with modified engine - it does go if you push it.
Okay, this practically has me passed out on the floor!!! RIVALRY CHURCH VANS RACING w/ PASSENGERS!!!! That takes the cake... I'm through!
BEEF!!!! It's not just for Rappers anymore. :D :D
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(http://www.rcworld.com/images/church1.jpg)
Let's Go.....
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MANLAW: Barbershop Etiquette
1) When you go to the barbershop, get a haircut. If it takes more than 45 minutes or involves chemicals, dye, or a blow dry, it ain't a haircut.
2) If two barbers are having a "political debate" and you must take sides, you WILL take the side of the barber who is cutting your hair. The reasoning here should be obvious.
Peace,
James
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Men do not scream, especially in a high pitched voice. Note this isnt up for discussion, even if singing high pitched is your profession.
My profession is teaching parts to singers. And I love my job. Male or female, the part has to be heard distinctly & accurately. If it IS your profession, then it should be a MANLAW because I believe ALL manlaw books have a 'Protect the Money at any cost' rule.
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([url]http://www.rcworld.com/images/church1.jpg[/url])
Let's Go.....
I can not stop laughing! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAN LAW: Going for the Family Jewels
If and when you get into a physical altercation with another man (you should NOT be hittin on no woman. >:(), you will NOT go for the family jewels.
It's the punk move: "I can't beat you man to man, so I go below the belt."
Don't do it guys. Don't do it. (Unless somebody is trying to rob you. Then all bets are off.)
So my 15-year-old son don't listen to wisdom no how, let alone MAN LAWS......He comes up behind me trying to put a move on me to trip me up or put me in a postion where I can't move. What does mama ALWAYS do?? GO FOR THE JEWELS :D :D :D gets 'im errrytime! :o
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So my 15-year-old son don't listen to wisdom no how, let alone MAN LAWS......He comes up behind me trying to put a move on me to trip me up or put me in a postion where I can't move. What does mama ALWAYS do?? GO FOR THE JEWELS :D :D :D gets 'im errrytime! :o
Uh, you need to remember that he's a growing boy. You might mess him up for life doing that kind of stuff. See, ya'll don't know!! >:( :D
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Uh, you need to remember that he's a growing boy. You might mess him up for life doing that kind of stuff. See, ya'll don't know!! >:( :D
That means he has to get through his thick, Neandrathal skull that you don't mess with mama! :D :D
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That means he has to get through his thick, Neandrathal skull that you don't mess with mama! :D :D
Ok.....I don't grab hard, just enough to suggest to him that he may want to rethink what he's doing. Now, when he sees my hand reaching back there, he backs off me! ;D
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Ok.....I don't grab hard, just enough to suggest to him that he may want to rethink what he's doing. Now, when he sees my hand reaching back there, he backs off me! ;D
Just wrong! :o
I will now refer to you as 'Lady WHY?!' ;) :D
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Just wrong! :o
I will now refer to you as 'Lady WHY?!' ;) :D
More like "Lady Noooooooo"
Let us pray....lol
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So my 15-year-old son don't listen to wisdom no how, let alone MAN LAWS......He comes up behind me trying to put a move on me to trip me up or put me in a postion where I can't move. What does mama ALWAYS do?? GO FOR THE JEWELS :D :D :D gets 'im errrytime! :o
Unfortunately, as a woman, you're not bound by MAN LAWS. The MMB has no jurisdiction over women. :(
Still, if you ever want grandkids......
next time, go for the eyes or the throat.
Amen.
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Unfortunately, as a woman, you're not bound by MAN LAWS. The MMB has no jurisdiction over women. :(
Still, if you ever want grandkids......
next time, go for the eyes or the throat.
Amen.
AMEN....
Lawd Geedus... She has scared him fo life..... Can we have a moment of silence for the Family Jewels...
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Amen...
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AMEN....
Lawd Geedus... She has scared him fo life..... Can we have a moment of silence for the Family Jewels...
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Amen...
Selah....
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We pray that when it is his time to reproduce all shall be well.....Amen
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Man Law: Assembling Equipment
The correct order for the ascertaining of the workings of a piece of mechanical/electronic equipment is the following:
1. Guess which buttons to press/wires to connect.
2. Press buttons/connect wires at random. Smoke is not usually a good sign.
3. Kick/punch the equipment. Profanity directed to the equipment sometimes works too.
4. Ask cousin Bill who worked at Fry's in the summer of '86
5. Look on the internet
6. If everything else fails, look in the instruction manual
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Man Law: Assembling Equipment
The correct order for the ascertaining of the workings of a piece of mechanical/electronic equipment is the following:
1. Guess which buttons to press/wires to connect.
2. Press buttons/connect wires at random. Smoke is not usually a good sign.
3. Kick/punch the equipment. Profanity directed to the equipment sometimes works too.
4. Ask cousin Bill who worked at Fry's in the summer of '86
5. Look on the internet
6. If everything else fails, look in the instruction manual
:o
>:(
Sir, I'm sure you're aware that this IS a CHRISTIAN website & such profane language will NOT bke tolerated! Bke so kind as to head to Conference Rm. A where you will bke dealt with accordingly. 8)
:D
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This is directed towards the young men on LGM (17 and down) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...
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This is directed towards the young men on LGM (17 and down) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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This is directed towards the young men on LGM (15-17) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...
...i'm still seeing these young men playing double dutch and getting upset if they mess up and trying to be a lady's man or triying to be gangsta...its not working...
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:o
>:(
Sir, I'm sure you're aware that this IS a CHRISTIAN website & such profane language will NOT bke tolerated! Bke so kind as to head to Conference Rm. A where you will bke dealt with accordingly. 8)
:D
You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.
I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like
"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"
I was like, :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)
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You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.
I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like
"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"
I was like, :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)
Yes, we MEN do. Reall Talk. 8) GLOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!! Somebody put me in b/tw those 2 blacc & white keys. :D
Now, did you NOT see what I underlined and put in bold face in my quote Curry WOLF? Or are you messin' w/me? ;)
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...i'm still seeing these young men playing double dutch and getting upset if they mess up and trying to be a lady's man or triying to be gangsta...its not working...
Man addendum to the above:
Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.
It is not permissable if you just "feel like it", after which you would go play with Barbie. (which may call for use of the Man Intervention Kit, which will include, but not be limited to, chopping wood, and watching the 5 deadly venoms, a Man requirement.)
(http://homepage.eircom.net/~saulelis/cinema/movies060502/5venomscover.jpg)
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Man addendum to the above:
Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.
It is not permissable if you just "feel like it", after which you would go play with Barbie. (which may call for use of the Man Intervention Kit, which will include, but not be limited to, chopping wood, and watching the 5 deadly venoms, a Man requirement.)
([url]http://homepage.eircom.net/~saulelis/cinema/movies060502/5venomscover.jpg[/url])
Yo!!!! That's my joint right there. The 2nd part left much to bke desired tho.
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You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.
I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like
"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"
I was like, :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)
I was at a funeral and there was a cursing spirit in the church. This lady was up giving remarks about the deceased and she started cursing left and right. Soon after, this Snoop Dogg looking preacher began cursing and one month later this same preacher joined our sister church and I could not believe it. Now i think about it I have'nt seen him lately...I wonder why... ?/?
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Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.
Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/
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Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
[url]http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/[/url]
This is TOO easy! Somebody want to take this one?
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Yo!!!! That's my joint right there. The 2nd part left much to bke desired tho.
A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.
I discovered "www.veoh.com"
and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.
seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.
I just found this....CLASSIC
(http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/shaolinmasterkiller008.jpg)
THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.
KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.
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A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.
I discovered "[url=http://www.veoh.com]www.veoh.com[/url]"
and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.
seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.
I just found this....CLASSIC
([url]http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/shaolinmasterkiller008.jpg[/url])
THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.
KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.
I'll peep that jaunt when I get home. Master Killer was tight as well. I'm about to hit ya w/another one tho:
BORN INVINCIBLE!!!!
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Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
[url]http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/[/url]
This is TOO easy! Somebody want to take this one?
I got it LyricTenor. I'll send him a letter right now.
Dear Elio,
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090302/should-i-go-to-grad-school.gif)
Yours in Christ,
Hustleman
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I'll peep that jaunt when I get home. Master Killer was tight as well. I'm about to hit ya w/another one tho:
BORN INVINCIBLE!!!!
Sound like we need a Kung fu thread....
(http://www.superiormartialarts.com/movieimages/13134.jpg)
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Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:
Men MAY turn the ropes.
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Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:
Men MAY turn the ropes.
I DOUBT that'll get a majority vote. :-\
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I DOUBT that'll get a majority vote. :-\
That's too bad, cause it's how I..... oh neva mind, forgetting what is past and all that. ;D
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A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.
I discovered "[url=http://www.veoh.com]www.veoh.com[/url]"
and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.
seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.
I just found this....CLASSIC
([url]http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/shaolinmasterkiller008.jpg[/url])
THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.
KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.
Thank You Kindly su for that link...
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That's too bad, cause it's how I..... oh neva mind, forgetting what is past and all that. ;D
Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,
*looks up at title of website*
er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..
.........
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Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,
*looks up at title of website*
er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..
.........
*sounding like an old church deacon*
That's my SONG!!! GLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!
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I got it LyricTenor. I'll send him a letter right now.
Dear Elio,
([url]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090302/should-i-go-to-grad-school.gif[/url])
Yours in Christ,
Hustleman
Thanks HustleMan.
Sound like we need a Kung fu thread....
([url]http://www.superiormartialarts.com/movieimages/13134.jpg[/url])
We just might my brotha.
(http://www.kungfumovies.net/images/13104.jpg)
Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:
Men MAY turn the ropes.
If I can quote YOU real quicc, "Ummm, dude..."
Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,
*looks up at title of website*
er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..
.........
:D :D :D :D
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Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,
*looks up at title of website*
er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..
.........
Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?
"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl. What yo name is? Me? I'm The Wolfman. 8)"
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You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.
I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like
"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"
I was like, :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)
"Ahem"... (http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif)
*walks off mumblin to self*(http://bestsmileys.com/angry2/11.gif) [size=03pt]..This is a child friendly website... I don't know who these folks are, coming in here saying all kinda stuff... he got some nerve... sombody needs to take him to Conference Room A...[/size]
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MANLAW: Dance Floor Etiquette - The Hustle / Electric Slide
When "My Eyes Don't Cry No More" or any other Hustle song starts, you must immediately vacate the dance floor UNLESS
1: Your wife or girlfriend physically grabs your arm and says "Do this with me". The grab followed by the request are confirmation that you can trade this in later for points.
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2a: The dance floor is loaded with gorgeous women (you define gorgeous)
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2b: You can position yourself in such a way as to not be adjacent to another man
Let the voting begin. MANLAW?
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Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?
"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl. What yo name is? Me? I'm The Wolfman. 8)"
I couldn't have said it better! :D :D :D :D
"Ahem"... ([url]http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif[/url])
*walks off mumblin to self*([url]http://bestsmileys.com/angry2/11.gif[/url]) [size=03pt]..This is a child friendly website... I don't who these folks are coming in here saying all kinda stuff... he got some nerve... sombody needs to take him to Conference Room A...[/size]
:D :D :D :D
NJ, he's got a LOOOOOONG line to wait in!
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MANLAW Submission Request:
HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.
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MANLAW Submission Request:
HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.
I would respectfull request, as an honorary MMB member.... that we ammend this law....
When ever I'm is in the car.... I CONTROL THE RADIO >:( >:( >:(
;D Ok... I'm done...
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MANLAW Submission Request:
HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.
You THAT'S how it works at my house!! ;) ;) As a matter of fact, when I'm in her car I control the radio, too I turn it to whatever station she tells me too
Besides........
You never, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVAH touch a Black man's radio.
(http://www.blackfilm.com/i2/movies/r/rushhour2/001.jpg)
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Man-law proposal.........Men, If you are in an arguemenative situation, of course you may not strike a woman with your hands if she angers you or strikes you first. However, if there is an object that can be used in place of fisticuffs that will get your point across yet not cause any physical harm (i.e. a pillow, balled up socks, balled up paper, even food items are permissible), you may use such objects in a defensible manner.
Case in point and a true story, I once hit my sister with a old biscuit that was on the stove. Once she got over the shock of actually being pelted with a biscuit, the ensuing laughter squelched the initial confrontational event.
MANLAW??????
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Manlaw proposal.....A man may not use the term "girlfriend" while in dialougue with any female unless the said female is his ACTUAL girlfriend.
MANLAW????????
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Manlaw proposal.....A man may not use the term "girlfriend" while in dialougue with any female unless the said female is his ACTUAL girlfriend.
MANLAW????????
Obviously, you're forgetting what site we're on. I give you one word, my brotha.....INTEGRITY!! ;) :D
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Yo BigFoot! I've been perusing some of your proposals and I have just one question. Self-divulge much? :D ;)
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Yo BigFoot! I've been perusing some of your proposals and I have just one question. Self-divulge much? :D ;)
Maybe a couple of them. But not the "girlfriend" law. But I've heard others do it.
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Maybe a couple of them. But not the "girlfriend" law. But I've heard others do it.
I feel ya. I was just messin' w/you anyway. ;)
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MAN LAW SUGGESTION:
A husband must should watch whatever the wife does after all ya'll want us to sit disappear for games and stuff
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MAN LAW SUGGESTION:
A husband must should watch whatever the wife does after all ya'll want us to sit disappear for games and stuff
NO!!!!
That just can't happen.
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;D (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/engel/angel-smiley-015.gif)
YES!
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Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?
"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl. What yo name is? Me? I'm The Wolfman. 8)"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Pleeeze, i wish i could mack like that...
Actually, we met in High School..she was NOT feeling me at all then.
I was quite the nerd.
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST
Any video game system made AFTER SEGA DREAMCAST shall never be considered 'A TOY' where the 'little ones' can treat it like their hot wheels or barbie dolls.
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ok this is he most hilarious thing i've seen in while i[m gonna have to bring this up at the next mens meeting
5 - MARRIAGE
A. THIS IS ALWAYS THE ULTIMATE GOAL, BUT TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MAINTAIN YOUR PEACE OF MIND
1. WOMEN = "ME NOW" SO FORGET ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO. IT NO LONGER COUNTS. IF AT ANY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND SEND FLOWERS. SEE 5.A2.
2. WIFE = "IF WE" SO EXPECT ARGUMENTS. IN SUCH CASE, YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG. IF YOU EVER TAKE RIGHT, YOU MUST SLEEP ON THE COACH.
3. CHILDREN = "LEND RICH" SO EXPECT TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY.
4. MOTHER IN LAW = "WOMAN HITLER" SO AVOID CONTACT AT ALL COSTS
5. FATHER IN LAW = "WE HALF RAN IT" SO DON'T ASK HIM FOR ADVICE! HE DOESN'T KNOW!
also the list of movies bambi titanic and the othetrs..i prpose that the list be balanced in that for every chick flick or childrens movie you have,, you hould have two manly movies in your collection... manlaw?
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you cannot flirt with another woman while your girlfriend is present( this does not include smiling while saying thank you to the lady behind the register as she gives you your change..you may not touch hands longer then 2 sec while she hands it to you.
manlaw?
if you did not physically come up to me and touch me...i was not there. manlaw?
never answer a questin asked of you right away even if your one hundred percent sure of the answer always ask the question asked of you example..honey did you take out the trash?... did i take out the trash?...yes.. manlaw?
do not under any circumstance admit to being lost men are never lost we are born with an internal GPs system we are always just taking the scenic route..manlaw?( directin may only be aked if your wife/girlfriend is present and they ask..even still never directly fllow the directions given..this will only support the idea that you were lost..manlaw?
if you live by yourself it is not okay to feminine products around your house i.e body splash, loofas(sp), fruity smelling lotion ie apple cinnamon, cucumber melon.. manlaw?
you should not know what the difference in price between a half pack or full pack of weave unless you are married or are in a serious relationship manlaw..
okay that's it for now
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST
Any video game system made AFTER SEGA DREAMCAST shall never be considered 'A TOY' where the 'little ones' can treat it like their hot wheels or barbie dolls.
A-men!
Addendum: the ownership of any video game system produced after 1997 shall immediately be transferred to the oldest male in the household. That includes controllers, games, modchips (if any).
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST
No video games when the wife wants attention. ;D
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST
No video games when the wife wants attention. ;D
:o
ALREADY?!
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST
No video games when the wife wants attention. ;D
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:
How about wives stop needing so much attention. :P What are you a newborn baby?! ?/? ;D
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you cannot flirt with another woman while your girlfriend is present( this does not include smiling while saying thank you to the lady behind the register as she gives you your change..you may not touch hands longer then 2 sec while she hands it to you.
manlaw?
if you did not physically come up to me and touch me...i was not there. manlaw?
never answer a questin asked of you right away even if your one hundred percent sure of the answer always ask the question asked of you example..honey did you take out the trash?... did i take out the trash?...yes.. manlaw?
do not under any circumstance admit to being lost men are never lost we are born with an internal GPs system we are always just taking the scenic route..manlaw?( directin may only be aked if your wife/girlfriend is present and they ask..even still never directly fllow the directions given..this will only support the idea that you were lost..manlaw?
if you live by yourself it is not okay to feminine products around your house i.e body splash, loofas(sp), fruity smelling lotion ie apple cinnamon, cucumber melon.. manlaw?
you should not know what the difference in price between a half pack or full pack of weave unless you are married or are in a serious relationship manlaw..
okay that's it for now
Professor Mack at his best...
He will keep you guys married for years to come...
and if ya aint married... You will be after just ONE of his sessions...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:
How about wives stop needing so much attention. :P What are you a newborn baby?! ?/? ;D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I think he just stuck a size 13 foot in his mouth....
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan... I feel sorry for you when Sis Momma T see this....
You is in Truuuuuubule!!!
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MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:
How about wives stop needing so much attention. :P What are you a newborn baby?! ?/? ;D
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
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Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<takes off running....>
1, 2, 3 Jump
1, 2, 3, 4, Kick
WOOOOOOO LAWD... I caint wait til I get married....
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Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
THIS gives new meaning to 'Beyond The Veil'! :D :D :D :D
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THIS gives new meaning to 'Beyond The Veil'! :D :D :D :D
That's just what I was thinking.
Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
I mean, if that's how it goes down at your house, then HALLELUJAH!!!! Besides, there's always the pause button ;)
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That's just what I was thinking.
I mean, if that's how it goes down at your house, then HALLELUJAH!!!! Besides, there's always the pause button ;)
Wrong, just wrong. :D :D :D :D
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Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
well, could somebody tell the men what the "button codes" are, so the men can get to the end faster?
:D :D :D :D
(up,up,down,up,up,down, b1,b4,b1,left,left,right, START) ;D
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well, could somebody tell the men what the "button codes" are, so the men can get to the end faster?
:D :D :D :D
(up,up,down,up,up,down, b1,b4,b1,left,left,right, START) ;D
For the game, or the wife? ;) ;D Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!! :D ;D
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For the game, or the wife? ;) ;D Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!! :D ;D
oy vey, again with the diamonds.... ::)
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e8OjZGkcG0qp8M:http://www.webundies.com/images/mn412g2m.jpg)
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oy vey, again with the diamonds.... ::)
([url]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e8OjZGkcG0qp8M:http://www.webundies.com/images/mn412g2m.jpg[/url])
I feel ya, playa!!!
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Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿ ::)
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Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿ ::)
Cause we can do that... :P
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Cause we can do that... :P
no, thats what you guys do.
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Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿ ::)
Also, how come we can only SUGGEST in the 'Woman Law' Thread? :-\
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And, this is what I'm talkin' about. It's about time ya'll caught up!
If they can make laws, then we can, too. Simple.
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Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
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Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
PWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D :o ;D :D ;D
And, you KNOW that's right!! Although by then, it'll be the Playstation 4 or 5! ::)
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For the game, or the wife? ;) ;D Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!! :D ;D
:o Women are more complicated than that unless its a BIG OLE DIAMOND. ;D Then Im going to go sit down and play with my shiny new toy!
Cause we can do that... :P
I agree!
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
:o Oh now ya’ll got the Bishop involved! Im shocked! :o ::) Never send a man to the video game! Never! ;D
Maybe go watch the game or play basketball or something!
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:o Women are more complicated than that unless its a BIG OLE DIAMOND. ;D Then Im going to go sit down and play with my shiny new toy!
Uh, huh. Thought so!! Go saddown somewhere! :D
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Uh, huh. Thought so!! Go saddown somewhere! :D
I aint got no diamond yet! I can talk! lol You cant sit my down! The lawd is on my side!! ;D
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I aint got no diamond yet! I can talk! lol You cant sit my down! The lawd is on my side!! ;D
See that Overseer, they ALWAYS gotta bring their Father into it! ::) :D :D :D :D :D
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Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
Doth thou speak from experience?
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See that Overseer, they ALWAYS gotta bring their Father into it! ::) :D :D :D :D :D
Yea, I know! :D
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Man Law #321:
When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.
Man Law #322:
Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.
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Man Law #321:
When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.
Man Law #322:
Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT069/CB022696.jpg)
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Man Law #321:
When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.
Man Law #322:
Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.
My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.
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My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.
Back in my early teenage years, my cousins and I would have a "farting" contest to see who could produce the loudest and longerst fart. Back then it was funny to do that. But now that I think back to the God-awful smells that we mixed together, I'm kucky to be alive. How in the world did I make it out of there? I get the shakes just thinking about it.
And men aren't the only gross ones here. It's amazing to hear some of the flatulent expressions you women can produce.
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Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
Doth thou speak from experience?
Yeah, been there... done that... gone through it.
Lord help today...
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Back in my early teenage years, my cousins and I would have a "farting" contest to see who could produce the loudest and longerst fart. Back then it was funny to do that. But now that I think back to the God-awful smells that we mixed together, I'm kucky to be alive. How in the world did I make it out of there? I get the shakes just thinking about it.
And men aren't the only gross ones here. It's amazing to hear some of the flatulent expressions you women can produce.
(http://www.tookooltokalypso.org/tmi.jpg)
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Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿ ::)
I know I'm late BUT, how soon you MEN forget.........if it wasn't for a WOMAN you wouldn't have this topic!!! :D :D
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I know I'm late BUT, how soon you MEN forget.........if it wasn't for a WOMAN you wouldn't have this topic!!! :D :D
Just LOVE findin' a way to throw the phrase "If it wasn't for a WOMAN..." @ us. ::)
:D :D :D :D
She only said it bkecause she started it tho. 8)
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([url]http://www.tookooltokalypso.org/tmi.jpg[/url])
Ditto TV. Uuuhhhh! :o That's just nasty.
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Just LOVE findin' a way to throw the phrase "If it wasn't for a WOMAN..." @ us. ::)
:D :D :D :D
She only said it bkecause she started it tho. 8)
Just giving you men a REALITY check! LOL! :D
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Just giving you men a REALITY check! LOL! :D
CHECK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oy vey, again with the diamonds.... ::)
([url]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e8OjZGkcG0qp8M:http://www.webundies.com/images/mn412g2m.jpg[/url])
Gotta get me a pair of those
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CHECK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every now in then they got to be put in check. LOL! ;D :D It's like they forget they are nothing without us. After all, didn't God bless man with a wife because he needed a suitable helper --- sound like the brothas need a whole lot of help! ;D
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Every now in then they got to be put in check. LOL! ;D :D It's like they forget they are nothing without us. After all, didn't God bless man with a wife because he needed a suitable helper --- sound like the brothas need a whole lot of help! ;D
Of course it sounds like that.....to a woman!! ;) :D
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Of course it sounds like that.....to a woman!! ;) :D
Don't make me write the Word. That's scripture! ;D :D
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After all, didn't God bless man with a wife because he needed a suitable helper --- sound like the brothas need a whole lot of help! ;D
Amen Sista.
SOMEBODY had to do all the cooking and the cleaning. We appreciate all the help! :D :D :D
;)
j/k! j/k!
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Amen Sista.
SOMEBODY had to do all the cooking and the cleaning. We appreciate all the help! :D :D :D
;)
j/k! j/k!
Acually, the man was the first housekeeper, the woman is supposed to help us do the job we should already be doing.
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Just giving you men a REALITY check! LOL! :D
Yep. The REALITY being: If it wasn't for a MAN you wouldn't have anybody to have a topic about. ::)*whistling*
:D :D :D :D :D :D
CHECK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real funny Ms. 'I succered them into FINALLY givin' me Java Script'. ;) :D
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Acually, the man was the first housekeeper, the woman is supposed to help us do the job we should already be doing.
Does your 'baby' help you out¿
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Does your 'baby' help you out¿
Of course, not. We ain't married yet, so she take care of her house and I take care of mines. But, when she is over, she does do a little sumthin sumthin. ;D
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Of course, not. We ain't married yet, so she take care of her house and I take care of mines. But, when she is over, she does do a little sumthin sumthin. ;D
::)
(http://foodisworse.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/manatee.jpg)
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Man law: never, under any circumstances, hold a woman's purse for her!
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Man law: never, under any circumstances, hold a woman's purse for her!
I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....
I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.
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I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....
I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.
Believe what you want; whatever helps you sleep at night. How about ya'll keep count and have enough on hand. ;) :D
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Believe what you want; whatever helps you sleep at night. How about ya'll keep count and have enough on hand. ;) :D
Oh no you didnt :D Its not about the number we have, its about, we asked you, and want you to go get em.... LOL....
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Oh no you didnt :D Its not about the number we have, its about, we asked you, and want you to go get em.... LOL....
In a word, NO
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In a word, NO
LOL!!! my brother, you wanna take this outside?
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Hey B.... Can I borrow your Soul Glo tonight...I am trying to go to this Jonathon Nelson Concert tonight and I gotta look silky smooth...
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LOL!!! my brother, you wanna take this outside?
GO 'HEAD, DEN!!! AIN'T NOBODY SCURRED!!
AINT NOTHING BETWEEN US BUT cyber SPACE and OPPORTUNITY :D :D :D
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LOL..... Space. Thats right.
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I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....
I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.
We.....aint GOT no necessities.......
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AINT NOTHING BETWEEN US BUT cyber SPACE and OPPORTUNITY :D :D :D
Wow, that's straight ol' skool street talk rite thurr....
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Hey B.... Can I borrow your Soul Glo tonight...I am trying to go to this Jonathon Nelson Concert tonight and I gotta look silky smooth...
Go KEEEEYS! GO KEEEEEEYS
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Go KEEEEYS! GO KEEEEEEYS
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
Somebody go put this $10 on my air. It's in my mama name!
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Man law: never, under any circumstances, hold a woman's purse for her!
What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?
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What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?
i'd have to take an eyejammy for that one...
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I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....
I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.
Why do women run out of such items?? Is it a surprise that this reoccurence happens EVERY MONTH!?! There should be a stockpile in every woman's closet with atleast a year supply of said items..
ManLaw- When going to the theatre, men are never to sit next to each other ..leave atleast one seat open and if the theatre is full to capacity and you have to sit next to each other, make sure your knees , elbows or any other body parts DO NOT touch! This can cause for a end in friendship and the suspension of one's man-card, indefinitely.
Also, someone stated earlier that men are NOT to SCREAM! This is deemed inappropriate, but should such a high-pitched sound come out of your mouth, you must let everyone know that you were 'whistlin' for help....ie; Damon Wayans in I'm gon' get chu' sucka...
When taking pictures, a man is never to smile! Smiling should be the case only to show the women that you have a nice set of teeth.
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Why do women run out of such items?? Is it a surprise that this reoccurence happens EVERY MONTH!?! There should be a stockpile in every woman's closet with atleast a year supply of said items..
ManLaw- When going to the theatre, men are never to sit next to each other ..leave atleast one seat open and if the theatre is full to capacity and you have to sit next to each other, make sure your knees , elbows or any other body parts DO NOT touch! This can cause for a end in friendship and the suspension of one's man-card, indefinitely.
Also, someone stated earlier that men are NOT to SCREAM! This is deemed inappropriate, but should such a high-pitched sound come out of your mouth, you must let everyone know that you were 'whistlin' for help....ie; Damon Wayans in I'm gon' get chu' sucka...
When taking pictures, a man is never to smile! Smiling should be the case only to show the women that you have a nice set of teeth.
MamaT.... you said it best... HANGUPS... LOL
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MamaT.... you said it best... HANGUPS... LOL
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OY VEY....again with the hangups!
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OY VEY....again with the hangups!
Does he have an ink cartridge on his head? Why does he have an ink cartidge on his head. Is that a Jewish thing? Do Jewish people put Hewlett-Packard Ink cartridges on their heads? I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
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Does he have an ink cartridge on his head? Why does he have an ink cartidge on his head. Is that a Jewish thing? Do Jewish people put Hewlett-Packard Ink cartridges on their heads? I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin. where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.
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no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin. where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.
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ooooooooooh. Ok. ?/?
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no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin. where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.
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Bwoi, you're lucky that's not in ENGLISH! :D 8)
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Bwoi, you're lucky that's not in ENGLISH! :D 8)
Yea! What he said!
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What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?
Just set it down over there, Mom. I'll make sure nobody bothers it.
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no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin. where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.
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Hey Veteran, I think he talkin about you..... dawg, you better handle that. Bulvon is serious.
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Hey Veteran, I think he talkin about you..... dawg, you better handle that. Bulvon is serious.
dere she go, startin' trouble...
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dere she go, startin' trouble...
::) Who??? me???? :D
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::) Who??? me???? :D
That's all i need, someone runnin up on me, talkin' bout, "BREAK YO'SELF, FOOL!" cuz o' you.
and um,
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My brother just gave me some jargon on guys and the bathroom.... not talkin to other guys, standing 2 urinals apart... LOL... Ya'll are crazy. He said he and his girlfriend went shopping on Black Friday, and she wanted to go to Victoria Secret and he stared at the floor the whole time. LOL..... That is hilarious.
Another hang up.
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this is one of the funniest threads ever!!!!!!!
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My brother just gave me some jargon on guys and the bathroom.... not talkin to other guys, standing 2 urinals apart... LOL... Ya'll are crazy. He said he and his girlfriend went shopping on Black Friday, and she wanted to go to Victoria Secret and he stared at the floor the whole time. LOL..... That is hilarious.
Another hang up.
you know they should put like a man section in womens stores lke a sitting area with t.v and some peanuts or something...
mn law while shopping with a female never ever let ny of the lingerie touch any part of your body..as a matter of fact don't even go through that sectin just wait in the frnt and hold the bags liek every other dude..don't let them trap you into going back there..aint nothign in the back but panty draws ( can we say panty draws) srry ...and lingerie
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and B i'm feeling the soul glo for real...just let your sooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuul glooooooooooooooow...........what you put in you hair? juices and berries..please that aint nothign but ultra perm...lol
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LOL.... I just came from Walmart, and all I saw were women in the grocey section, and men in electroinics???? Could any of these people had come together ?/?
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Why do women run out of such items?? Is it a surprise that this reoccurence happens EVERY MONTH!?! There should be a stockpile in every woman's closet with atleast a year supply of said items..
ManLaw- When going to the theatre, men are never to sit next to each other ..leave atleast one seat open and if the theatre is full to capacity and you have to sit next to each other, make sure your knees , elbows or any other body parts DO NOT touch! This can cause for a end in friendship and the suspension of one's man-card, indefinitely.
Also, someone stated earlier that men are NOT to SCREAM! This is deemed inappropriate, but should such a high-pitched sound come out of your mouth, you must let everyone know that you were 'whistlin' for help....ie; Damon Wayans in I'm gon' get chu' sucka...
When taking pictures, a man is never to smile! Smiling should be the case only to show the women that you have a nice set of teeth.
Who told "Angry Man" he could make MANLAWS?!
The 'no-smiling' thing is so very incarceration mentality if ya ask me! :D
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and B i'm feeling the soul glo for real...just let your sooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuul glooooooooooooooow...........what you put in you hair? juices and berries..please that aint nothign but ultra perm...lol
>:( >:( You betta stop talkin about Bboy... I am the only one who can call him that... >:( >:(
Okay Back to yall man laws... ;D :D
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>:( >:( You betta stop talkin about Bboy... I am the only one who can call him that... >:( >:(
Okay Back to yall man laws... ;D :D
My bad i was talkin bout B_Xalted..i should have made myself clear...her avatar
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My bad i was talkin bout B_Xalted..i should have made myself clear...her avatar
I know... I was making a funny... ;D
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I know... I was making a funny... ;D
looking like a church mother bout to go send ome young people to tha alter..lol " ya'll know ya'll needs to repent get up on that alter and don't come up till you feel GOD....lol
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wait a minute speakng bout BBoy did the mask ever come off? wasn't he spose to post a pic of them curls...( did i just resurect trouble? you know i aint been on here in a minute.)
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looking like a church mother bout to go send ome young people to tha alter..lol " ya'll know ya'll needs to repent get up on that alter and don't come up till you feel GOD....lol
*at the tarry sevice*
"CALL 'IM! CALL 'IM CALL 'IM FASTER! YA AINT CALLIN HIM LOUD ENUF! DONT TRY TA BE PRETTY! LET THAT SNOT RUN! CALL 'IM! CALL 'IM!
I hear this is the "goings on" at one of these. never been to one. I think i would have gotten annoyed at a mother screamin in my ear, talkin' 'bout "CALL 'IM!"
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no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin. where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.
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Alright, after much research, a "Meshuggener" is a crazy person. I'll be dat.
A "Bulvon" is a Brute.
Your insults made me get knowledge Wolfy. You meant it for evil, but God used it for my good! :P
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I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....
I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.
See thats the problem some mean are so stuck on image when it comes to getting personal things for us...We all know that you don't use them so whats the big hang up....I'm glad my husband is not on that image stuff if I ask he would go get them for me with out hesitation.....
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See thats the problem some mean are so stuck on image when it comes to getting personal things for us...We all know that you don't use them so whats the big hang up....I'm glad my husband is not on that image stuff if I ask he would go get them for me with out hesitation.....
Yea, and next he'll be putting a tiny umbrella in his beer
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RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!!
CALLING ALL MEN!!!
WE'VE GOT A LOST ONE, FELLAS!!
LET'S MOUNT UP!!! ;D ;D ;D
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wait a minute speakng bout BBoy did the mask ever come off? wasn't he spose to post a pic of them curls...( did i just resurect trouble? you know i aint been on here in a minute.)
You know, I had forgotten about that, but you are so right.
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Yea, and next he'll be putting a tiny umbrella in his beer
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RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!!
CALLING ALL MEN!!!
WE'VE GOT A LOST ONE, FELLAS!!
LET'S MOUNT UP!!! ;D ;D ;D
I fear he's beyond saving.
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Don't blame yourself sjon. You did all you could do bruh. :(
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I fear he's beyond saving.
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Don't blame yourself sjon. You did all you could do bruh. :(
This IS a sad, sad day. :(
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This IS a sad, sad day. :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
;D :D ;D :D ;D
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We still may be able to save 'em....
"CODE: 99... STAT!!!!"
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See thats the problem some mean are so stuck on image when it comes to getting personal things for us...We all know that you don't use them so whats the big hang up....I'm glad my husband is not on that image stuff if I ask he would go get them for me with out hesitation.....
MAN BILL (NOT LAW YET)
A MAN WILL ONLY DO SOMETHING WITHOUT HESITATION ONLY FOR HIS MOTHER, AT HIS DISCRETION.
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MAN BILL (NOT LAW YET)
A MAN WILL ONLY DO SOMETHING WITHOUT HESITATION ONLY FOR HIS MOTHER, AT HIS DISCRETION.
LOL....... Hang up #300
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We still may be able to save 'em....
"CODE: 99... STAT!!!!"
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As soon as she said "Without Hesitation"......
He's basically being kept alive to buy feminine products, bring home his paycheck every week, and take her to movies starring Reese Witherspoon and Julia Roberts. :(
Can Somebody say "Legally Blonde"?
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As soon as she said "Without Hesitation"......
He's basically being kept alive to buy feminine products, bring home his paycheck every week, and take her to movies starring Reese Witherspoon and Julia Roberts. :(
Can Somebody say "Legally Blonde"?
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:
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:o :o :oOH NO!!! NOT ONE OF THOSE!!!!
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what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff ?/? ?/?
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what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff ?/? ?/?
ROTFLOL!!!!! You got me in tears here..... My goodness..... ya'll are a mess.
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what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff ?/? ?/?
MaryKay actually produces Men's Colognes too (I had one called "Domain"), so that's a tough call.
I say if you get a Men's product it's ok.
But if you're buying Foundations, Concealers, and Anti-Aging Creams, you have CROSSED THE LINE.
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MaryKay actually produces Men's Colognes too (I had one called "Domain"), so that's a tough call.
I say if you get a Men's product it's ok.
But if you're buying Foundations, Concealers, and Anti-Aging Creams, you have CROSSED THE LINE.
oh okay. My gf mom wanted to put some kinda MASK on me. and I quickly replied NO NA'AM!! I didn't wanna feel...well...you know.
as long as it's man stuff it's okay. got it 8)
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oh okay. My gf mom wanted to put some kinda MASK on me. and I quickly replied NO NA'AM!!
We're proud of you! Keep fighting the good fight.
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Yea, and next he'll be putting a tiny umbrella in his beer
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RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!!
CALLING ALL MEN!!!
WE'VE GOT A LOST ONE, FELLAS!!
LET'S MOUNT UP!!! ;D ;D ;D
HE IS NOT LOST!!!!!! HE IS SECURE IN HIS MANHOOD AND IF HIS WIFE NEEDS SOMETHING THEN HE WILL GET IT FOR HER....
And for the others that feel he is a loss cause and he only do things for his mother without hesitation ...when a man marries he leaves moms nest and the WIFE becomes first... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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HE IS NOT LOST!!!!!! HE IS SECURE IN HIS MANHOOD AND IF HIS WIFE NEEDS SOMETHING THEN HE WILL GET IT FOR HER....
1cutey4u: YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!
Husband: Yes dear
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1cutey4u: YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!
Husband: Yes dear
Nope...you ain't funny :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...
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when a man marries he leaves moms nest and the WIFE becomes first... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Actually, God should still be first no matter what. So, the husband/wife should be second.
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Nope...you ain't funny :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...
Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS. ;)
Secondly, take it easy! Don't take things so seriously!
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Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS. ;)
Secondly, take it easy! Don't take things so seriously!
Never took it serious at all.... ;D ;D ;)
And God is in first in our household ...when I said first i meant in the sense me then his mother when it came to doing some things without hesitation....
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1cutey4u: YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!
Husband: Yes dear
YOU KILLIN' ME VET!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
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Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
NICE ONE!!!! I never thought to venture down that path.
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Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
yep that's a good one. unless it's a lil' man(meaning 2-5 years) who wants his shoes tied
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Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS. ;)
Secondly, take it easy! Don't take things so seriously!
man you crazy fo' dat one
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Nope...you ain't funny :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...
Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.
Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....
:D
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Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.
Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....
:D
Wow!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
Have you had previous experience that would warrant such a law?? ?/? :-\
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Wow!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Have you had previous experience that would warrant such a law?? ?/? :-\
I'm on crutches right now...let's just say...somebody almost got stroked with a crutch on sunday....LOL
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:
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Which brings us to our latest proposal for Manlaw.........
Since dogs have evolved from wolves, we men must strive to own dogs that at least LOOK like they can claim the lineage.
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German Shepherd? Mandog! (http://www.vom-krafthaus.com/guest/jaguar_maeusespitz.jpg)
Huskie? Mandog! (http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2750614073)
Akita? Mandog! (http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/1004875426)
Pomeranian? Cat bait! (http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/2383121580)
Poodle? Awww, come on! How you gon' do that to a dog? (http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/1239862434)
Shih Tsu? An experiment gone very very wrong. (http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/49340772)
A dog has to at least look like a dog! Manlaw?
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DAAAAAAATS WHAT AHHHHHHHM TALKIN BOUT!
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Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
Whoa, whoa there.
If my Bishop is preaching and I see his shoe lace is untied, I'll go up and tie it for him.
That gotsta be an exception. :-\
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ROTFLOL!!!!! You got me in tears here..... My goodness..... ya'll are a mess.
MAN LAW: Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
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MAN LAW: Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
PLEASE MAKE THIS A MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!!....
Aint nothing worst than seeing a man try to sell you a lipstick... and he leaves in a Pink Caddy..... ::) :o ::) :o
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Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.
Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....
:D
Hey dont get mad cause I know how to get what I want...
Yall mens betta get hip to "Flirt for what you want"....
The only problem with this is that you guys will really want to get with the chick if you flirt with her....
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
On second thought....
MAN LAW??!!
A Man should not be sent to the beauty supply store.... They dont know what they are doing....
Only because they will get the wrong thing on purpose so that we will have to go and exchange what they got...
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MAN LAW??!!
A Man should not be sent to the beauty supply store.... They dont know what they are doing....
Only because they will get the wrong thing on purpose so that we will have to go and exchange what they got...
Looks like we have a mole. Who leaked this info?
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Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.
Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....
:D
See thats just wrong :o...I don't have to ask for a thingymajig I can ask for a tool by name and bat my eyelids and still make a man impressed...Daddy prepared his daughter so I don't have to depend on you men less I want to.... ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
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See thats just wrong :o...I don't have to ask for a thingymajig I can ask for a tool by name and bat my eyelids and still make a man impressed...Daddy prepared his daughter so I don't have to depend on you men less I want to.... ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
Whoa 1cutey4u, I think u got some issues with us mens. What did we ever do to u? ;D
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Whoa 1cutey4u, I think u got some issues with us mens. What did we ever do to u? ;D
Nope not at all ;D ;)
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Hey dont get mad cause I know how to get what I want...
Yall mens betta get hip to "Flirt for what you want"....
The only problem with this is that you guys will really want to get with the chick if you flirt with her....
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....
(got one of them Barry White joints...)
http://ianwilliams.voice123.com. (http://ianwilliams.voice123.com.)
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I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....
(got one of them Barry White joints...)
[url]http://ianwilliams.voice123.com[/url]. ([url]http://ianwilliams.voice123.com[/url].)
Who judged your voice? I've always wanted to do voice overs.
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MAN LAW: Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
They have white and burgundy too... LOL.....
I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....
LOL...... Not quite.
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LOL...... Not quite.
hey, say whut you wanna, but it got me a drink. It was good. Quite cool and refreshing, thank you vurry much.
I'll take what I can get.
:P
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hey, say whut you wanna, but it got me a drink. It was good. Quite cool and refreshing, thank you vurry much.
I'll take what I can get.
:P
I know hat you mean. it happens to me all the time.
My best friend told me that she took her husband to get a pedicure..... How do you men feel about that?/?
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I know hat you mean. it happens to me all the time.
My best friend told me that she took her husband to get a pedicure..... How do you men feel about that?/?
I feel that she thought her husband's feet were jacked-up !!!! ;D :D ;D
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Who judged your voice? I've always wanted to do voice overs.
Someone once told me I could do "voice-overs for God" when i was in High school....
Took a few classes to see what it was about, and how it was done. Now I produce my own spots. I still need an agent, tho.
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I know hat you mean. it happens to me all the time.
My best friend told me that she took her husband to get a pedicure..... How do you men feel about that?/?
Absolutely.......no comment!
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I know hat you mean. it happens to me all the time.
My best friend told me that she took her husband to get a pedicure..... How do you men feel about that?/?
well if ya joints look like this,
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ydi3nU3slhSmvM:http://photos13.flickr.com/19430793_4eb9a0956c_m.jpg)
its kinda necessary...
not 4 me tho.
My wife an I won a trip to a spa once(a couples session) and for me it was a waste of time. gettin rubbed up, foot rubbed up, all,dat....not my steelo. Cool for some cats, but I'm too much of a brute to appreciate them things...
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This is what he needs:
(http://www.tinactin.com/images/nav/nav_logo.jpg)
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LOL..... ya'll are too much. I know manly men who get their feet done, get manicures, and get their eyebroys arched.....
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well if ya joints look like this,
([url]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ydi3nU3slhSmvM:http://photos13.flickr.com/19430793_4eb9a0956c_m.jpg[/url])
its kinda necessary...
not 4 me tho.
My wife an I won a trip to a spa once(a couples session) and for me it was a waste of time. gettin rubbed up, foot rubbed up, all,dat....not my steelo. Cool for some cats, but I'm too much of a brute to appreciate them things...
How did cuz WALK on the top of his feet????
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MAN LAW:
UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES CAN MEN GET THIER FEET AND/OR NAILS DONE. eg. WITH HIS WOMAN (RARE)
IN THE OCCASION THAT A MAN DOES GET HIS NAILS DONE, IT WILL BE BY A WOMAN, NOT A MAN!!!!
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LOL..... ya'll are too much. I know manly men who get their feet done, get manicures, and get their eyebroys arched.....
HOL' UP....
Feet an hands, thats just good groomin......
Eyebrows arched????
(http://www.egyptomania.de/extra/eyebrow.jpg)
(http://soflabob.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/red_alert_classic.gif)
that's just suspect..
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LOL..... ya'll are too much. I know manly men who get their feet done, get manicures, and get their eyebroys arched.....
I was with you till you said the arched eyebrows
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LOL.... I like well groomed men. WELLLLLLL GROOOOOOMED. Suspect of what ?/?
Yall so insecure. A man can't paint a womans nails without the fellas thinkin he is a member of the broken wrist club.
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LOL.... I like well groomed men. WELLLLLLL GROOOOOOMED. Suspect of what ?/?
Yall so insecure. A man can't paint a womans nails without the fellas thinkin he is a member of the broken wrist club.
(http://www.hardcoretees.net/images/imagesforebay/T_ilchated.jpg)
Im sayin doh.
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([url]http://www.hardcoretees.net/images/imagesforebay/T_ilchated.jpg[/url])
Im sayin doh.
I cant stand you... LOL.
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([url]http://www.hardcoretees.net/images/imagesforebay/T_ilchated.jpg[/url])
Im sayin doh.
"Don't get maaadd...'Twan"
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([url]http://www.hardcoretees.net/images/imagesforebay/T_ilchated.jpg[/url])
Im sayin doh.
LOL...you are to funny.....Sorry I like my husband well groomed but not the eyebrows arched...
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LOL..... ya'll are too much. I know manly men who get their feet done, get manicures, and get their eyebroys arched.....
(http://home.hiwaay.net/~thefanns/images/pickle1.jpg)
"Well, Barn... that just ain't manly. Not manly at'tall!!"
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LOL.... an eyebrow is an eyebrow. when them suckers meet, then you all will be singing a different tune....
(http://www.nickjr.com/static/minisite/noggin_jump_page/assets/ernie_burt.jpg)
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I cant stand you... LOL.
DONT HATE ME BECUZ AHM FAH-BU-LUUSS....
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/15/RuPaul.jpg/200px-RuPaul.jpg)
"STRAHN-JAY, STAHN-JAY"....
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([url]http://home.hiwaay.net/~thefanns/images/pickle1.jpg[/url])
"Well, Barn... that just ain't manly. Not manly at'tall!!"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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LOL.....
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane person on LGM.
Then the Meds kick in.
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Eyebrow arching is not acceptable. If those joints meet, you trim and groom them the same way you shape up a mustache or a goatee. You don't see a man waxing or plucking his chin or under his nose do you? We do it the MAN way...with a razor or some electric shavers. And the picture of dude's feet below...he needs more than some Tinactin. That joker needs a sandblaster and a blowtorch.
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DONT HATE ME BECUZ AHM FAH-BU-LUUSS....
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/15/RuPaul.jpg/200px-RuPaul.jpg[/url])
"STRAHN-JAY, STAHN-JAY"....
He was the original Tyra Banks... I thought that 145 head looked familiar... ::)
(http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/tyra_banks.jpg)
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He was the original Tyra Banks... I thought that 145 head looked familiar... ::)
([url]http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/tyra_banks.jpg[/url])
That is wrong... LOL...... really, you need help
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That is wrong... LOL...... really, you need help
What??? :-\ :-\ :-\ ?/?
I knew, I knew that 145 head from somewhere...
I used to Love Rupaul... I even brought his CD... hehehe.... :D :D :D :D
He was the best dressed Man/Woman... I had ever seen... and wore it well...
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Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
I disagree armor bearers tie the Pastor or Bishop shoes all the time
Whoa, whoa there.
If my Bishop is preaching and I see his shoe lace is untied, I'll go up and tie it for him.
That gotsta be an exception. :-\
See I gotta witness
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I disagree armor bearers tie the Pastor or Bishop shoes all the time
You're not a man! Unless, there's something you need to tell your husband. :D
Go SADDOWN somewhere.
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You're not a man! Unless, there's something you need to tell your husband. :D
Go SADDOWN somewhere.
No but we women normally catch that a shoe is untied first and alert the men. I know I tell my husband when I catch it! ;D
AND NO BOO IM ALL WOMAN!!!
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No but we women normally catch that a shoe is untied first and alert the men. I know I tell my husband when I catch it! ;D
Yea, my wife tells me and I tie his lace! Ain't nothing wrong with that! You don't want the man to trip and fall down the steps leading up to the pulpit!
AND NO BOO IM ALL WOMAN!!!
I bet. ;)
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Yea, my wife tells me and I tie his lace! Ain't nothing wrong with that! You don't want the man to trip and fall down the steps leading up to the pulpit!
Real bishops wear GATORS!
real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!
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Real bishops wear GATORS!
real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now THAT was FUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Real bishops wear GATORS!
real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!
PWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet. ;)
Yea, what he said. ;D
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Yea, what he said. ;D
Hubby aint complaining! ;D
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Hubby aint complaining! ;D
And, he betta not be either. You betta keep doin' yo' thang, or the MMB WILL come to save him. ;D :D ;D
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Real bishops wear GATORS!
real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!
Ain't that the truth! LOL! ;D :D
And ya'll still comming up with Man Issues Laws. LOL! ;D
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Ain't that the truth! LOL! ;D :D
And ya'll still comming up with Man Issues Laws. LOL! ;D
Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man. ?/? ::)
True story. :D
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And, he betta not be either. You betta keep doin' yo' thang, or the MMB WILL come to save him. ;D :D ;D
As far as I know the MMB hasn't been alerted to any Mistreatment of a Man at that residence.
(http://www.restaurantradios.com/Secret%20Service%20-Hotel%202.jpg)
They're watching though.
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Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man. ?/? ::)
True story. :D
Oh, I think he's about to preach in here. *insert RH & LH organ notes cuz a brutha CAN'T play* ;) :D
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Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man. ?/? ::)
True story. :D
Yes suh!
HERE'S ANOTHER TRUE STORY....
When I was ordained about 2 weeks ago, 2 other people were ordained with me. My Mother knows of a website where you can order Friar Tuck shirts (the ones ministers wear), so she offered to order our shirts online.
Get this, my mother orders the shirts, and the wife of one guy calls my mother and tells to keep that one because she doesn't need another woman to buy her husband a shirt. :o :o :o
My mom was stunned. She has no interest in this guy (trust me), and his wife got all TERRITORIAL over a SHIRT!!!
Chicks are crazy man. :-\
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Oh, I think he's about to preach in here. *insert RH & LH organ notes cuz a brutha CAN'T play* ;) :D
oH STOP... lol.......
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As far as I know the MMB hasn't been alerted to any Mistreatment of a Man at that residence.
([url]http://www.restaurantradios.com/Secret%20Service%20-Hotel%202.jpg[/url])
They're watching though.
::)
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Yes suh!
HERE'S ANOTHER TRUE STORY....
When I was ordained about 2 weeks ago, 2 other people were ordained with me. My Mother knows of a website where you can order Friar Tuck shirts (the ones ministers wear), so she offered to order our shirts online.
Get this, my mother orders the shirts, and the wife of one guy calls my mother and tells to keep that one because she doesn't need another woman to buy her husband a shirt. :o :o :o
My mom was stunned. She has no interest in this guy (trust me), and his wife got all TERRITORIAL over a SHIRT!!!
Chicks are crazy man. :-\
If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...
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::)
;)
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Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man. ?/? ::)
True story. :D
We all ain't that insecure.
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We all ain't that insecure.
If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...
AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....
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AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....
A to the MEN
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My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.
AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....
::)
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If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...
That is so true....
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::)
Off all the things I said in this thread, you pick out the farting part???
Case and point... LOL....
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Off all the things I said in this thread, you pick out the farting part???
Case and point... LOL....
Touche
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Touche
LOL.... I thought you said somethin about my mama... LOL...
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LOL.... I thought you said somethin about my mama... LOL...
That was under my breath. You couldn't have heard it. :-[
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That was under my breath. You couldn't have heard it. :-[
*CALLING MY DADDY*
ME: DADDY, THIS GUY IN THE MAN LAW FORUM IS TALKIN ABOUT MOMMY. COME GET HIM!
DADDY: MAN LAW, GIRL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT NO MAN LAWS.... WE THE ONES IN CHARGE THE TERM HNIC DON'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT WOMEN....
ME: BUT DADDY...
DADDY: I GUESS YOU WONT BE NEEDING THE PLATINUM VISA TOMORROW....
*******HANGING UP THE PHONE AS IF NOTHING WAS EVER SAID***********
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*CALLING MY DADDY*
ME: DADDY, THIS GUY IN THE MAN LAW FORUM IS TALKIN ABOUT MOMMY. COME GET HIM!
DADDY: MAN LAW, GIRL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT NO MAN LAWS.... WE THE ONES IN CHARGE THE TERM HNIC DON'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT WOMEN....
ME: BUT DADDY...
DADDY: I GUESS YOU WONT BE NEEDING THE PLATINUM VISA TOMORROW....
*******HANGING UP THE PHONE AS IF NOTHING WAS EVER SAID***********
LOL....SPOILED LIL GIRL....Thought you had an ace in the hole didn't you....LOL
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LOL....SPOILED LIL GIRL....Thought you had an ace in the hole didn't you....LOL
LOL.... whats good? How have you been?
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LOL.... whats good? How have you been?
I'm good...resting with my leg up.
Folks act like they can't return messages...LOL
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LOL.... whats good? How have you been?
I'm good...resting with my leg up.
Folks act like they can't return messages...LOL
(http://www.abc.net.au/rage/guest/img/cupid.gif)
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([url]http://www.abc.net.au/rage/guest/img/cupid.gif[/url])
;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;) :D ;D :D ;D
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([url]http://www.abc.net.au/rage/guest/img/cupid.gif[/url])
Just like a false prophetic preacher, relying more on the spirit if delores...then on the Lord...LOL
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I'm good...resting with my leg up.
Folks act like they can't return messages...LOL
LOL...... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I beg to differ. How's the knee? i dislocated mine yesterday shouttin at church.
([url]http://www.abc.net.au/rage/guest/img/cupid.gif[/url])
And Blaque I know that your WIFE is taking excellent care of you.........
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Hey Blaque, our Avatars are almost the same... LOL....
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Just like a false prophetic preacher, relying more on the spirit if delores...then on the Lord...LOL
(http://static.firedoglake.com/2006/04/denial.jpg)
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Hey Blaque, our Avatars are almost the same... LOL....
LOL...Yeah I noticed...except my set is better...LOL
Birch is better..
AND YES MY WIFE IS TAKING GOOD CARE OF ME...thanks Sis!!!!
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LOL...Yeah I noticed...except my set is better...LOL
Birch is better..
AND YES MY WIFE IS TAKING GOOD CARE OF ME...thanks Sis!!!!
HOW IS YOUR WIFE DOING??????? I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE.... I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED SO THAT MY HUSBAND CANN APPRECIATE ME AS HIS WIFE, LIKE YOU APPRECIATE YOUR WIFE.
and negro please............ my kit is better. ;D
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HOW IS YOUR WIFE DOING??????? I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE.... I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED SO THAT MY HUSBAND CANN APPRECIATE ME AS HIS WIFE, LIKE YOU APPRECIATE YOUR WIFE.
and negro please............ my kit is better. ;D
She's doing good...trust me after 10yrs, neither one of us is going anywhere, plus God has been keeping us the whole time, Marriage is about growth and trust me that's what we've been doing, still doing...
you might want to add a few more cymbals before you match your set up against mine...and change dem heads...they look a lil dead....
dislocated knee?...shouting?....LOL...wow...where do I go with this?...LOL
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She's doing good...trust me after 10yrs, neither one of us is going anywhere, plus God has been keeping us the whole time, Marriage is about growth and trust me that's what we've been doing, still doing...
you might want to add a few more cymbals before you match your set up against mine...and change dem heads...they look a lil dead....
dislocated knee?...shouting?....LOL...wow...where do I go with this?...LOL
We have 8 cymbals, how many more do I need ?/? This is a bad picture.... and my heads, they are Remo Emperors... LOL..... Not dead at all. What are you talking about? I think them meds gotcha trippin.
But I was just playin with you on the wifey front.... LOL... I know you married. Im not the one who needs to hear it.
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We have 8 cymbals, how many more do I need ?/? This is a bad picture.... and my heads, they are Remo Emperors... LOL..... Not dead at all. What are you talking about? I think them meds gotcha trippin.
But I was just playin with you on the wifey front.... LOL... I know you married. Im not the one who needs to hear it.
I gotcha.. Remos are the best heads... I'm using the Ambassador Suedes right now...
Yeah...some folks love to start rumors....
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I gotcha.. Remos are the best heads... I'm using the Ambassador Suedes right now...
Yeah...some folks love to start rumors....
With that being said..... when you gone send the child support check? Cause Lil Karmonshnica need diapers.
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With that being said..... when you gone send the child support check? Cause Lil Karmonshnica need diapers.
There you go...putting our bizness on blast...I just sent a 12 pack of diapers...chill...
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We have 8 cymbals, how many more do I need ?/? This is a bad picture.... and my heads, they are Remo Emperors... LOL..... Not dead at all. What are you talking about? I think them meds gotcha trippin.
But I was just playin with you on the wifey front.... LOL... I know you married. Im not the one who needs to hear it.
hey hey HEY!
Yall take that foolishness to the drum room....
>:( ;D >:( ;D
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There you go...putting our bizness on blast...I just sent a 12 pack of diapers...chill...
Well I aint get em yet, but thats why me and you iz thru, my man Dayquan can handle it. Get on witcha broke down knee, and yak whack drum kit, cause I dont need you. LOL....
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LOL!!! Blaque and B_X, y'all are funny!
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Well I aint get em yet, but thats why me and you iz thru, my man Dayquan can handle it. Get on witcha broke down knee, and yak whack drum kit, cause I dont need you. LOL....
Dayquan???...that bum..didn't he just get out of jail?...
Be gone then...LOL.... And ask to borrow my drums anymore...
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Lover's Quarrel. So cute.
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Dayquan???...that bum..didn't he just get out of jail?...
Be gone then...LOL.... And ask to borrow my drums anymore...
"Dayquan"? Great Ceasar's Ghost, didnt we have a thread about them names? Geezz...
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;D LOL!!!! ;D
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"Dayquan"? Great Ceasar's Ghost, didnt we have a thread about them names? Geezz...
Great Ceasar's Ghost??????? LOL
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Y'all are on straight LUNCH BOX up in here.
Lord Help...
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Great Ceasar's Ghost??????? LOL
Great Ceasar's Ghost
First of all, who are you, a member of the old school JUSTICE LEAGUE??! :o :D
(http://www.phoenixcomics.net/images/justice%20league%20archive%20vol%209.JPG)
*singing*
Great Ceasar's Ghost, Great Ceasar's Ghost
He's chilly most, from Coast to Coast
Betcha can't remember where that's from?? ;)
;D :D ;D
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Attention ALL MMB Members...
I thought this was a Man Law list....
Not as the Drum kit turns.... :-\
Man Law....
Never assume that a woman cannot push a car in Neutral...
Lets just say that dude was on the floor literally....
I guess I dont know my own strunfff.... ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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Man Law:
Man bags are not the IT things...backpacks, briefcases, messenger bags are the standard.
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First of all, who are you, a member of the old school JUSTICE LEAGUE??! :o :D
([url]http://www.phoenixcomics.net/images/justice%20league%20archive%20vol%209.JPG[/url])
*singing*
Great Ceasar's Ghost, Great Ceasar's Ghost
He's chilly most, from Coast to Coast
Betcha can't remember where that's from?? ;)
;D :D ;D
Nah, ya got me on that one....
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MANLAW!!!!
Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!! ;)
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Nah, ya got me on that one....MANLAW!!!!
Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!! ;)
(unison both hands, all drawbars out)
Bb, Db, Eb, Db (Eb grace note)F
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Ya'll know ya'll play with toys!
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Ya'll know ya'll play with toys!
Never said we didn't. ;)
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MANLAW!!!!
Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!! ;)
What about Lara Croft???
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What about Lara Croft???
uhm,.......how big is the doll?
I'm just asking cuz a friend of mine, well, yeah, him.....uh, yeah......was just askin'....im sayin.....
::)
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Article 232 Section 68.51
"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."
MAN-LAW
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Article 232 Section 68.51
"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonified, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."
MAN-LAW
Stamped and Approved.
Man Law:
If you are a male nurse, thou shall not offer to give a male patient a sponge bath.
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Article 232 Section 68.51
"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."
MAN-LAW
Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
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Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
hahahahaha
............dainty........
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Man Law: division:MEDICAL
If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.
ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.
Dainty staff addendum rules apply.
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Man Law: division:MEDICAL
If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.
WOW!!!
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Man Law: division:MEDICAL
If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.
ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.
Dainty staff addendum rules apply.
ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
He said no smiling... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Classic
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Man Law: division:MEDICAL
If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.
ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.
Dainty staff addendum rules apply.
HERE - HERE
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Article 232 Section 68.51
"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."
MAN-LAW
Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!
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Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!
I 2nd that!!
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Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!
I'll drink to that.......
(http://www.chefswarehouse.com/ImageData/thum/GJ225.jpg)
Aint nuthin manly about a thermometer up.......well, yeah....
Addendum:
The only er, 'probes' permissable shal be colonics. They are necessary for Man Wellness.
However, Dainty rules still apply.
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Looks like:
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Looks like:
([url]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/mcsilva1129/fire.jpg[/url])
Ha, you're right!
On another note: Y'all know they've gone hi-tech and all they need to do for a temp now is stick that gun in your ear. You guys aren't sensitive about your ears, are you?
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Ha, you're right!
On another note: Y'all know they've gone hi-tech and all they need to do for a temp now is stick that gun in your ear. You guys aren't sensitive about your ears, are you?
We sensitive about anybody, sticking anything, into any of our orifices..
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We sensitive about anybody, sticking anything, into any of our orifices..
A TO DA MEN!!!!!
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MAN LAW: No man, barbers included, shall be so close to another mans face that his breath can be felt, especially near the ears. Barbers ought to cut with their arms extended. (http://www.photographerone.com/magazine/images/Fifth%20Street%20Barber%20Shop%20for%20America%2024-7.jpg)
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A TO DA MEN!!!!!
This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.
(http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00562/02/50/562290520_s.gif)
"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"
women folk, please take note.
as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .
(http://www.herogames.com/forums/images/smilies/pimpdahoe.gif)
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This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.
([url]http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00562/02/50/562290520_s.gif[/url])
"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"
women folk, please take note.
as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .
([url]http://www.herogames.com/forums/images/smilies/pimpdahoe.gif[/url])
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Dead Wrong!!!!
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MANLAW DISCLAIMER:
THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE THE PERMITTING OF STRIKING A WOMAN:
(i'm sayin doh, she shouldn'ta tried ta violate....)
lemme put that out there before mamaT get me...
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MANLAW DISCLAIMER:
THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE THE PERMITTING OF STRIKING A WOMAN:
(i'm sayin doh, she shouldn'ta tried ta violate....)
lemme put that out there before mamaT get me...
it's still too funny!!
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This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.
([url]http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00562/02/50/562290520_s.gif[/url])
"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"
women folk, please take note.
as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .
([url]http://www.herogames.com/forums/images/smilies/pimpdahoe.gif[/url])
Dang it Walker... :D :D :D
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Dang it Walker... :D :D :D
Dont touch Walkers wheels! lol
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This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.
([url]http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00562/02/50/562290520_s.gif[/url])
"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"
women folk, please take note.
as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .
([url]http://www.herogames.com/forums/images/smilies/pimpdahoe.gif[/url])
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/TLRMAN/Funny%20GIF/vwohsnap.gif)
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This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.
([url]http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00562/02/50/562290520_s.gif[/url])
"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"
women folk, please take note.
as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .
([url]http://www.herogames.com/forums/images/smilies/pimpdahoe.gif[/url])
She was apparently violatin' the Radio Manlaw
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She was apparently violatin' the Radio Manlaw
Good observation.
It still doesn't justify that mean backhand but....well....I understand.
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That was completely innocent. All that happened was Walker was about to get hyped to whatever song was playing on the radio. And as he began to pump his fist, ol' girl simply got in the way.
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Proposal for MAnlaw.......
MANLAW:
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons. NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener. We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set. Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.
MANLAW?
(http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2753449193)
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Proposal for MAnlaw.......
MANLAW:
When discribing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons. NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener. We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set. Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.
MANLAW?
([url]http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2753449193[/url])
(http://www.mcg.edu/news/mcgtoday/Spr06/Spr06images/stamp.jpg)
MANLAW!!!!!!
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This is getting too funny.
LOL
Be Blessed, everyone :D
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So is it safe to say the brothas are finished?
Or is this just Volume One?
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Proposal for MAnlaw.......
MANLAW:
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons. NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener. We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set. Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.
MANLAW?
([url]http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2753449193[/url])
Well that's just peachy!! ;D
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Well that's just peachy!! ;D
Here we go again.
MAN LAW:
What's up with the straws guys?
Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup. No straws!
.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something. :-\ >:(
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Here we go again.
MAN LAW:
What's up with the straws guys?
Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup. No straws!
.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something. :-\ >:(
I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!
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I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!
why we can't drink outta cans? :-\ ?/?
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I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!
Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.
(http://www.grovergear.com/images/745670170.jpg)
dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
(http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/thumb_SRVB0554.gif)
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Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.
([url]http://www.grovergear.com/images/745670170.jpg[/url])
dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
([url]http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/thumb_SRVB0554.gif[/url])
I can deal with that. BTW, what kind of cup are we talking about? I mean, I'm not drinking out of the cup from the McDonald's drive thru! ;)
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Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.
([url]http://www.grovergear.com/images/745670170.jpg[/url])
dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
([url]http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/thumb_SRVB0554.gif[/url])
Also known as coffee stirrers?
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Proposal for MAnlaw.......
MANLAW:
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons. NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener. We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set. Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.
MANLAW?
([url]http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2753449193[/url])
You killing me dude! MANLAW!
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Here we go again.
MAN LAW:
What's up with the straws guys?
Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup. No straws!
.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something. :-\ >:(
I think it's safe to say this: MAN LAW DENIED !!!
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I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!
Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.
(http://www.grovergear.com/images/745670170.jpg)
dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
(http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/thumb_SRVB0554.gif)
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Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.
([url]http://www.grovergear.com/images/745670170.jpg[/url])
dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
([url]http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/thumb_SRVB0554.gif[/url])
didn't you say that already? :D
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MAN LAW:
If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....
And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!
MAN LAW!!!!!!
I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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MAN LAW:
If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....
And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!
MAN LAW!!!!!!
I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Addendum:
It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.
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Addendum:
It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.
Style points people. Style points. 8)
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MAN LAW:
If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....
And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!
MAN LAW!!!!!!
I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ok, i think i can get with this one....
MAN PUNCHES ARE TO BE DIRECT, WITH A FORWARD JAB/THRUST MOVEMENT.
ANY ATTACKS THAT ARE "SWUNG" WILL BE DEEMED SUSPECT.
EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE ARE ANY ROUNDHOUSE KICK COMBINATION BY JET LI.
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Addendum:
It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.
The Rick James Slap is best delivered with a back hand. You may employ the "mack" technique developed by "Priest"
(http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/THE_WOLFMAN/512/1F6DC33F-5478-4117-9E8F-2FC6491434C7.jpg)
please note the recipent of said backhand.
More effective if you have razor sideburns.
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The Rick James Slap is best delivered with a back hand. You may employ the "mack" technique developed by "Priest"
([url]http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/THE_WOLFMAN/512/1F6DC33F-5478-4117-9E8F-2FC6491434C7.jpg[/url])
please note the recipent of said backhand.
More effective if you have razor sideburns.
WOW!!!! LOL!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Ok, i think i can get with this one....
MAN PUNCHES ARE TO BE DIRECT, WITH A FORWARD JAB/THRUST MOVEMENT.
ANY ATTACKS THAT ARE "SWUNG" WILL BE DEEMED SUSPECT.
EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE ARE ANY ROUNDHOUSE KICK COMBINATION BY JET LI.
It's all about the hand!
Open hand: slap
Closed hand: punch.
A hook is swung! (and VERY effective)
Yea, slaps are DEFINITELY suspect.
I should note: any punches, kicks etc directed at a WOMAN must be investigated. If found guilty, you'll be labelled a word far to spicy for a Christian Website.
Hittin' women: It just ain't Manly.
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I should note: any punches, kicks etc directed at a WOMAN must be investigated. If found guilty, you'll be labelled a word far to spicy for a Christian Website.
Hittin' women: It just ain't Manly.
yeh> well, if she look like THIS
(http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/THE_WOLFMAN/512/96BC4D65-800F-4674-9E49-D398A8B79CEE.jpg)
you tell me...
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All I gotta say is.....
Dont make a black woman take off her ear rings...
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yeh> well, if she look like THIS
([url]http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/THE_WOLFMAN/512/96BC4D65-800F-4674-9E49-D398A8B79CEE.jpg[/url])
you tell me...
Christ.....If she swings first, Pull a Melo'.......Hit 'n' Run! :D :D :D
Then say you ran because you don't want to hurt a woman.
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yeh> well, if she look like THIS
([url]http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/THE_WOLFMAN/512/96BC4D65-800F-4674-9E49-D398A8B79CEE.jpg[/url])
you tell me...
She needs to have her WOMAN card rechecked & have her application for the MAN card promptly assessed... or atleast given serious consideration. Serious.
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Mebbe she could write some MANLAWS....
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MANLAW
Just Say
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiP.vYhFlWEAdGKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ijcpnss/EXP=1166675838/**http%3a//www.mobilizator.ru/images/phones/1012-small-v3pinkm.jpg)
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Don't hit women...but don't let a woman whoop your butt. Self defense is necessary regardless of gender. If attacked by a woman swinging her hands, feet, or purse, simply block the blows and remove yourself from the situation. Avoid striking back with any offensive blows.
FLIP THE SCRIPT!
In the heat of a life-and-death situation, and in order to avoid being stabbed, it is perfectly okay for a man to toss a charging, knife-wielding woman down a flight of stairs. If a flight of stairs is not readily available, guiding her face-first into a brick wall at a rapid velocity is also acceptable.
MAN LAW!!!!!
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Don't hit women...but don't let a woman whoop your butt. Self defense is necessary regardless of gender. If attacked by a woman swinging her hands, feet, or purse, simply block the blows and remove yourself from the situation. Avoid striking back with any offensive blows.
FLIP THE SCRIPT!
In the heat of a life-and-death situation, and in order to avoid being stabbed, it is perfectly okay for a man to toss a charging, knife-wielding woman down a flight of stairs. If a flight of stairs is not readily available, guiding her face-first into a brick wall at a rapid velocity is also acceptable.
MAN LAW!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.... OH THE VISUAL!!!!!!
I can just see you telling the cops... Officer, she was running towards the wall I just guided her there...
OMG!!!!!! My stomach is hurting behind that one....
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Easy story. I didn't cause those bruises and that broken nose. She came at me with a knife and I had to exercise the Man Law of survival. When she hit the wall face-first, her hair shot out in all directions. Her nose is crooked now and they're still trying to find her right eye. Hey, I could have done the Harlem Nights thing and shot off her pinky toe. But that action is not protected by the LGM league of Man Laws.
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Easy story. I didn't cause those bruises and that broken nose. She came at me with a knife and I had to exercise the Man Law of survival. When she hit the wall face-first, her hair shot out in all directions. Her nose is crooked now and they're still trying to find her right eye. Hey, I could have done the Harlem Nights thing and shot off her pinky toe. But that action is not protected by the LGM league of Man Laws.
(http://i.tvspielfilm.de/iimages/2/3/jar-44823-360x239-e.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RV6Ax8ofRs
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RV6Ax8ofRs[/url]
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation3.jpg)
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([url]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation3.jpg[/url])
Uh, I'm jealous. That thur is some purty hur.
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([url]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation3.jpg[/url])
Hold Up.... Is that.... NAAAAAAAAH.... Imma leave that one alone...
But Idid bust out laughing on that one... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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([url]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation3.jpg[/url])
You KNOW the first name that crossed my mind right? :D
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(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation.jpg)
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You KNOW the first name that crossed my mind right? :D
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP PLAYIN!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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([url]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation.jpg[/url])
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Check the FACE homeboy is rockin!!!
>:(
:D :D :D
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Check the FACE homeboy is rockin!!!
>:(
:D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
OH GAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!
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Check the FACE homeboy is rockin!!!
>:(
:D :D :D
Two words: YA HEARD? :D :D :D :D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ROTFLMBO, this is too funny. The bad thing is that them dudes, er dudettes look like they are serious.
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WOW!!!!
Man I haven't heard this CD in a while:
(http://www.weekend22.com/images/news/Tonex%20(2005).jpg)
::) ::) :D :D
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WOW!!!!
Man I haven't heard this CD in a while:
([url]http://www.weekend22.com/images/news/Tonex%20(2005).jpg)[/url]
::) ::) :D :D
I was thinking that too! :D
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Since everybody is trying to be modest in here, let me just go ahead and say what everybody else was thinking. Dude in the first picture with the long hair pulled over his eye like Aaliyah looks a lot like Tonex. Yes, that is a Man Law violation.
Dude with the bowl-cut finger waves...is a Man Law violation.
All together now people...say it with me...
PERMS ARE A MAN LAW VIOLATION!!!
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THAT DOES LOOK LIKE TONEX!
Maybe it's his gender doppelganger....
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Yep look likes Tonex to me too. ;D
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([url]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/rjthakid/MLviolation.jpg[/url])
He looks JUST LIKE the minister of music at my old church in California....... I nned to call my mama and tell her to log in as a guest... This is too funny.
But the thing that made me just crack up, I used to wear my hair like that..... LOL.... Too funny.
But yes indeed (as some would say), that is a VIOLATION of mass proportions.
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You KNOW the first name that crossed my mind right? :D
Prince?
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[edit="b3wannabe"]
*** removed image "MLviolation2.jpg" ***
That picture was indeed a "hot mess".
[/edit]
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Prince?
Nah. Tonex.
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MAN LAW
NEVER tell me that I look "Handsome".
If I'm dressed up, you may tell me I'm lookin' "sharp" or "clean", but not "Handsome".
I don't WANT to hurt you, but I'll do what I have to do. >:(
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MAN LAW
NEVER tell me that I look "Handsome".
If I'm dressed up, you may tell me I'm lookin' "sharp" or "clean", but not "Handsome".
I don't WANT to hurt you, but I'll do what I have to do. >:(
Man, I had a WOMAN tell me that I was PRETTY! :o
What would YOU say to that? ?/?
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Man, I had a WOMAN tell me that I was PRETTY! :o
What would YOU say to that? ?/?
that a hint and a half....
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I thought handsome was the word for men. Unless it was coming from another man...
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I thought handsome was the word for men. Unless it was coming from another man...
There you go. These laws govern MEN. (hence the name "Man Laws")
So another man may NOT call me Handsome.
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that a hint and a half....
What'cha tryna say Curry WOLF? ?/?
I thought handsome was the word for men. Unless it was coming from another man...
That's exactly what VET was implying Ness.
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There you go. These laws govern MEN. (hence the name "Man Laws")
So another man may NOT call me Handsome.
Oh, okay, I forgot where I was for a minute.
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Man, I had a WOMAN tell me that I was PRETTY! :o
What would YOU say to that? ?/?
I don't know whatcho talkin' 'bout?! Pretty Ricky is what they call 'im!! ;D :D ;D
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I don't know whatcho talkin' 'bout?! Pretty Ricky is what they call 'im!! ;D :D ;D
I knew it wouldn't bke long. ::) :D :D :D :D
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ManLaw:
the appropriate way to express approval of the appearance of another man shall be thus...
The approving man shall fix his lips as if to frown, raise one eyebrow, tilt his head slightly to the side and backward, and say thusly...
"That's tight, dog..."
An option is to do the quick head back nod, a-la 'Bruh-Man" from Martin.
see example.
(http://www.thetanu06.org/Image.ashx?BrotherID=203&Size=200)
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Oh, okay, I forgot where I was for a minute.
You're in a MANLY thread, and don't you forget it. 8)
:D :D :D
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You're in a MANLY thread, and don't you forget it. 8)
:D :D :D
Musta made a wrong turn somewhere.... ;)
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MANLAW
Tambourines?
(http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcJxVABhYAoT_M:www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/fcs/images/2002-2003/Creative%2520night/dave%2520on%2520tambourine.jpg)
Just say NO!
MANLAW??
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MANLAW
Tambourines?
([url]http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcJxVABhYAoT_M:www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/fcs/images/2002-2003/Creative%2520night/dave%2520on%2520tambourine.jpg[/url])
Just say NO!
MANLAW??
Now you know Brown can play that Tambourines!!! (http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/5.gif)
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MANLAW
Tambourines?
([url]http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcJxVABhYAoT_M:www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/fcs/images/2002-2003/Creative%2520night/dave%2520on%2520tambourine.jpg[/url])
Just say NO!
MANLAW??
MANLAW: DENIED
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I'm not one to bring up an old thread, but.......
someone did it....
MANLAW.COM
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I'm not one to bring up an old thread, but.......
someone did it....
MANLAW.COM
manlaws.com (http://manlaws.com)
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manlaws.com ([url]http://manlaws.com[/url])
I entered my birthday and they said I was too young, so they sent me to the "Cool Spot" :-\.
See I am young ;D.
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That site is hilarious... LOL
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That site is hilarious... LOL
It seems we have a spy. >:(
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It seems we have a spy. >:(
(http://www.studio8.net/images/Ebay/Funny_Nose_glasses.JPG)
What are you talking about?
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manlaws.com ([url]http://manlaws.com[/url])
HHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA....
This takes Man Laws to a whole nutha level.....
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HIlarious. I could watch this all day
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this is funny
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this is funny
Innit.... :).
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MANLAW
Tambourines?
([url]http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcJxVABhYAoT_M:www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/fcs/images/2002-2003/Creative%2520night/dave%2520on%2520tambourine.jpg[/url])
Just say NO!
MANLAW??
What's the final decision on men and tambourines?
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What's the final decision on men and tambourines?
Some can pull it off, but they should have a caution on them..... :D.
PianoWiz...
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What's the final decision on men and tambourines?
Maybke, if they changed the name to MAN-bourines... *sniccer* 8)
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that is a grey area!!! of the man law rules i checked the band camp rule it is grey there to regarding the tambourines...
i say we dont do it!!!!
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Ok, what's the word on clapping in church. You know, if you're feeling a song or what have you.
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Ok, what's the word on clapping in church. You know, if you're feeling a song or what have you.
I know that when I'm feeling a song and not on the boards, I certainly get my clap on..... :D.
PianoWiz...
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I know that when I'm feeling a song and not on the boards, I certainly get my clap on..... :D.
PianoWiz...
That's all well and good, but I mean HOW you do it. Follow me?
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if you are doing a manly clap you are ok, but if your hips are shaking back and forth too there maybe a problem
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That's all well and good, but I mean HOW you do it. Follow me?
I wish I had a video clip of me but I don't..... :D....I guess I just sway and clap to the beat.
PianoWiz...
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I wish I had a video clip of me but I don't..... :D....I guess I just sway and clap to the beat.
PianoWiz...
If, when you clap, EITHER one of your hands is like dudes right hand in this pic:
(http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcJxVABhYAoT_M:www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/fcs/images/2002-2003/Creative%2520night/dave%2520on%2520tambourine.jpg)
Turn in yo' card IMMEDIOTLY!!!!
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That's all well and good, but I mean HOW you do it. Follow me?
I'll tell ya how NOT to do it. Fast forward to 1:35 and look to the left of her head up until the very end of the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs6eGbJjaA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs6eGbJjaA)
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I guess I don't clap like either one of these examples..... :).
PianoWiz...
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What's the final decision on men and tambourines?
Here's the final decision:
MANLAW: DENIED
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MANLAW: ACCEPTED BY BEYONCE'S HUSBAND-MAN! LOL!
....and T-Block couldn't fight that if he wanted to 'cause he got a fiancee! HA!
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Here's the final decision:
nahhh.....sissies play tambouines.
Men play...
Timbrels.
now THAT'S manly.
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I do a manly, energetic, almost elbow the person next to me clap.
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I do a manly, energetic, almost elbow the person next to me clap.
So, you clap AND direct at the same time? I feel ya. :D :D :D :D
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I got skillz
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nahhh.....sissies play tambouines.
Men play...
Timbrels.
now THAT'S manly.
Ok, peep this clip (borrowed from another thread) & tell me which one dude is playing. He's killin' it, whichever one it is. :D :D
Timbrel or Tambourine? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tapliHFy_ek)
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What if you play a tambourine in a masculine form? Although difficult to do, it may be possible.
BUT
The tambourine is one of those models with your mom or super-saved Auntie Thelma's face printed on it.
What say you, panel of men?
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I personally don't play tambourines, but whether you play one or not does not define masculinity. I mean, why is it an "issue" if a man plays a tambourine in the church, but if a guy was to play one of those old school rock bands, nobody would care?
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wow, this clip is RIDDLED with "church sayins"
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MANLAW: ACCEPTED BY BEYONCE'S HUSBAND-MAN! LOL!
....and T-Block couldn't fight that if he wanted to 'cause he got a fiancee! HA!
Please, I can still fight that. What my girl don't know won't hurt her. :D
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Please, I can still fight that. What my girl don't know won't hurt her. :D
But because of what MY GIRL already KNOWS, that fight won't be necessary! Somebody bump T-Block up to Premium! He still my boy even though I married his ex-superstar! What a mighty God we serve! Amen? Amen!
But I'm about to leave her for her sister....shhhhhh! Man-law 73.29c says "thou shalt not cheat and tell it".....73.30a, "thou shalt not cheat with the previous woman's next of kin (mama or sister)"
OH YEAH.....
nahhh.....sissies play tambouines.
Men play...
Timbrels.
now THAT'S manly.
I'on' know! The name "timbrel" sounds kinda fishy to me. Tambourine reminds you of Lamborghini (a man's car). Timbrel/Tinkerbell? Too much of a similarity!
Let there be Tambourine playing brothers....just without the crooked wrists!
SIDENOTE: The brother who can toss it in the air and catch in while playing gets bumped up to the next level of man-law membership, because to do that requires some Harlem Globetrotter kinda skillz! LOL!!!!
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But because of what MY GIRL already KNOWS, that fight won't be necessary! Somebody bump T-Block up to Premium! He still my boy even though I married his ex-superstar! What a mighty God we serve! Amen? Amen!
But I'm about to leave her for her sister....shhhhhh! Man-law 73.29c says "thou shalt not cheat and tell it".....73.30a, "thou shalt not cheat with the previous woman's next of kin (mama or sister)"
Well since u going there, I'll take spidey girl.
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Well since u going there, I'll take spidey girl.
Just make sure you sleep like a baby! You got my blessing! I'm going to buy me a new Clark Sisters CD today and I'm gonna text her and tell her Happy Mother's Day since she doesn't have any children, she can have Jacky, Dorinda, Karen, and Twinkie!
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Please, I can still fight that. What my girl don't know won't hurt me. :D
Fixed it for you ;)
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Fixed it for you ;)
HAHAHAHAHA, that's a good one right there. :D
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HAHAHAHAHA, that's a good one right there. :D
See I was gonna say that....but instead I just started praying "Lord, please don't let this woman be over T-Block's shoulder while he's typing!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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See I was gonna say that....but instead I just started praying "Lord, please don't let this woman be over T-Block's shoulder while he's typing!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN LAW: Don't type stuff about your girl when she's looking over your shoulder!
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MAN-LAW 23.4.5 SECTION 1: CLASS FIELD TRIPS
While on a field trip with son/daughter's class, you shall not carry a man-bag. Matter fact, you are in direct violation of all Man-Laws if you do carry a man bag. And no it's not in Man culture to travel to the bathroom together so don't ask me....
At-ease....
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MAN-LAW 23.4.5 SECTION 1: CLASS FIELD TRIPS
While on a field trip with son/daughter's class, you shall not carry a man-bag. Matter fact, you are in direct violation of all Man-Laws if you do carry a man bag. And no it's not in Man culture to travel to the bathroom together so don't ask me....
At-ease....
Okay, now let's define Man-bag. Some men have that bag that looks like it carries a camera as if we're pro photographers....while others carry that huge laptop bag with a bunch of other extraneous stuff that I like to call, "The Command Center."
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This is a No-No:
(http://www.sheknowsbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/man-purse-2.jpg)
This is a Yes
(http://www.luggage-briefcase-portfolio.com/rimages/77/pu-computer-bag-BF-2-LY-3584-17-B.jpg)
At-Ease....
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OH NO, NOT THE MURSE!! :D :D :D :D
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The Man Purse....?
(http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/sanford1.jpg)
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Man purse....
Automatic revocation of license.
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Man purse....
Automatic revocation of license.
I KNOW YOU'RE not talkin' 'bout revoking somebody's license!!! >:(
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I KNOW [size=250pt]YOU'RE[/size][/b] not talkin' ;bout revoking somebody's license!!! >:(
I can't get away from you...You're everywhere!!!
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It's almost like that apartment building neighbor from across the hall who's door flies open everytime you come and go...
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It's almost like that apartment building neighbor from across the hall who's door flies open everytime you come and go...
Thats exactly how it is.
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Okay, now let's define Man-bag. Some men have that bag that looks like it carries a camera as if we're pro photographers....while others carry that huge laptop bag with a bunch of other extraneous stuff that I like to call, "The Command Center."
i propose man-bags may be permissable, if it facilitates holding shiny gadgets. especially if they're from "sharper image"....
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When I said murse, I was referring to that abomination Bro. Howard was holding in his hand in that pic. Man-Bags are another kettle of fish, right?
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Speaking of "Murses", here's what Herb N' Jamaal (a great comic strip by the way which sometimes sneaks a bit of scripture here and there) has to say about them.
(http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1391_image.gif)
(http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1392_image.gif)
(http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1393_image.gif)
(http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1394_image.gif)
(http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1395_image.gif)
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Speaking of "Murses", here's what Herb N' Jamaal (a great comic strip by the way which sometimes sneaks a bit of scripture here and there) has to say about them.
([url]http://www.creators.com/comics/38/1391_image.gif[/url])
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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Under no circumstances shall a man pick a small object off the floor without bending his knees.
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Under no circumstances shall a man pick a small object off the floor without bending his knees.
Ato da mizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ato da mizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN ENGLISH COMPADRE!?
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Under no circumstances shall a man pick a small object off the floor without bending his knees.
Is it manly to pick up said object while kicking one of the legs straight out behind you and keeping both legs straight?
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Is it manly to pick up said object while kicking one of the legs straight out behind you and keeping both legs straight?
I would think so, ESPECIALLY if there's someone bkehind ya to receive said kicced out leg. :D :D
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IN ENGLISH COMPADRE!?
Reading is Fundamental
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this thread was epic. Just reread the first 10 pages. Dying laughing.
We should have published this joint in a book or something. Epic
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this thread was epic. Just reread the first 10 pages. Dying laughing.
We should have published this joint in a book or something. Epic
This. :D
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LOL!!! LMBO. This is hilarious!
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Hustleman really did some of his best work in this thread.
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Classic!! LOL!
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Hustleman really did some of his best work in this thread.
Narcissistic much?
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Narcissistic much?
I'd be narcissistic if I admired my OWN posts. ::)
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I'd be narcissistic if I admired my OWN posts. ::)
Oh, r i i i i g h t . . . . .
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I miss Saxandkeys. :-[
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I miss Saxandkeys. :-[
Yeah, I could go for a rousing, "Horse Divers & Red Kool-Aid." :D
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As a man never admit that you are sensitive about any subject. Remember we are men and should have no sense.
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As a man never admit that you are sensitive about any subject. Remember we are men and should have no sense.
I just re-read this whole thread. We need to copyright this joint. I have snickered uncontrollably through three different meetings and my lip is about to bleed from biting down on it.
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I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.
PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:
A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.
What say the brethren?
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I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.
PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:
A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.
What say the brethren?
I aye!
BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!!! ;D
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Indeed.
....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?
*gag, heave*
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I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.
PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:
A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.
What say the brethren?
mmmmmmm no.
this phrase is by no means permissable, By cause of 2 citations...
1.
IT AINT MANLY.
2.
Colossians 2:10
"And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power...."
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mmmmmmm no.
this phrase is by no means permissable, By cause of 2 citations...
1.
IT AINT MANLY.
2.
Colossians 2:10
"And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power...."
I agree!
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Indeed.
....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?
*gag, heave*
Whoever recruited him needs to be punched in the face!
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Whoever recruited him needs to be punched in the face!
If i'm under fire I don't care if you like monkeys, just as long as you can get these fools with guns away from me :-\
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It does fly in the face of the stereotypical marine image. I always see marines and think "crazy enough to kill you if they had to", not sure the gay (or even female) marine would spark the same fear...
It is a humurous visual... I can't even help it :D
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It does fly in the face of the stereotypical marine image. I always see marines and think "crazy enough to kill you if they had to", not sure the gay (or even female) marine would spark the same fear...
It is a humurous visual... I can't even help it :D
>:(
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I witnessed a transgression yesterday in a coffee shop that can only be corrected through the amendment of the Man Laws, so I'm reviving this old (as in CLASSIC) thread so that we might properly address the issue.
PROPOSED MAN-LAW AMENDMENT:
A man shall not utter the words "You complete me". Doing so will result in a suspension of the Man Card for a period of time to be determined based on the severity of the transgression (location, number of witnesses, whether or not tears were involved). The ONLY exception will be in situations where it is only you and HER and use of the phrase will....ummmm...help the situation progress.[/glow]What say the brethren?
I agree.....
In addition if they have done this more than 3 times the MAN CARD will be revoked!!! except for the formentioned situation above highlighted...
;D ;D ::)
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Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"
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Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"
...in public. I be tearing that song up at home, lol.
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Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1765221142648&id=9e15fbf73ba55c24a5e6c96215bbdad2&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.onlineschools.pro%2fimages%2fapproved-stamp.jpg)
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I saw some skinny jeans in the MEN'S section of the store the other day. Why are men wearing those things?
I propose an amendment that states wearing skinny jeans, and baggy jeans with drawers clearly visible for that matter, be grounds for man card revocation. Cuz skinny jeans ain't cool, and nobody wants to see drawers.
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Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"
And if I you are caught doing the dance ???? Straight to the guillotine! No questions asked.
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Thou shalt not sing the Beyonce song "single ladies"
But it sounds like a church song........haha!
8) ;D
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I saw some skinny jeans in the MEN'S section of the store the other day. Why are men wearing those things?
I propose an amendment that states wearing skinny jeans, and baggy jeans with drawers clearly visible for that matter, be grounds for man card revocation. Cuz skinny jeans ain't cool, and nobody wants to see drawers.
Im suprised that this has never been addressed. Skinny jeans on men are an abomination I dont care who you are. Then you showing your drawers...Cmon Son!
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Im suprised that this has never been addressed. Skinny jeans on men are an abomination I dont care who you are. Then you showing your drawers...Cmon Son!
that is the truth.... no man should be wearing skinny jeans.... that for the wemen to do.... lol
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I like the song "Single Ladies" better yet...I like the video even more...lol.
As far as gays in the marine/military, I've seen it so many times that it doesn't even surprise me... :-\ :'(
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But it sounds like a church song........haha!
8) ;D
Dude...you can't even put that in a shout... :-\
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Indeed.
....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?
*gag, heave*
ok.
Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>
with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.
Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.
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just a modern day Clinger
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Man Law:
Bros before pieces of agricultural equipment used to till the ground.
:D
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I dont care if its a fifty; Never grab anything even remotely close to another man's crotch.
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Dude, that's not a law, that's a given!
;D
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Man Law:
Never drink anything with a raised pinky.
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Don't be caught asking folks for "Tea".
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Don't be caught asking folks for "Tea".
ROFLMBO!!! :D :D :D :D
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Man Law:
Never drink anything with a raised pinky.
...eh...i'on know about that one. That's how Fancy People drink ;D ;D
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Man Law:
At a church dinner, don't be walking around with a plate with just 1 wing, one scoop of corn, and some salad.
Get a real plate son. Thou plate must runneth over.
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Man Law:
At a church dinner, don't be walking around with a plate with just 1 wing, one scoop of corn, and some salad.
Get a real plate son. Thou plate must runneth over.
Not at a baptist church dinner. Nuh uh... ain't gonna happen. They're trained (in class) to fix small plates. :-\
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ok.
Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>
with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.
Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.
Yeah, I was thinking yesterday that it wasn't necessarily a gay marine that was weird, because I'm sure there are plenty, it's probably the effeminate marine that was throwing me for a loop, lol.
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MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!
If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.
All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............! :-X
.............!!!!!!
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MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!
If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.
All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............! :-X
.............!!!!!!
ROTFL!!!!!
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MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!
If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.
All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............! :-X
.............!!!!!!
Dude hush. You were just riverdancing the other day... smh. I mean, it was manly and masculine... but it was still riverdancing. *shrug*
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PWA~
riverdancing....
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Dude hush. You were just riverdancing the other day... smh. I mean, it was manly and masculine... but it was still riverdancing. *shrug*
YOU LIE!!
And you know better. Dont front! >:(
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Public Apology
Dear 3rdDay, and all others who are viewing this thread:
I apologize for saying that 3rdDay riverdanced before the Lord in a manly way the other day. He didn't. I cannot front. I know better.
Oh, and he is not gripping my neck tightly or causing any other manner. I am offering this apology of my own free will, not because I am being forced. Or threatened. Or coerced.
With sincere, heartfelt, uncoerced regret,
LaRue
:)
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Public Apology
Dear 3rdDay, and all others who are viewing this thread:
I apologize for saying that 3rdDay riverdanced before the Lord in a manly way the other day. He didn't. I cannot front. I know better.
Oh, and he is not gripping my neck tightly or causing any other manner of discomfort physically, mentally or otherwise. I am offering this apology of my own free will, not because I am being forced. Or threatened. Or coerced.
With sincere, heartfelt, uncoerced regret,
LaRue
:)
Correction
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<wonders if LaRue knows that Sephora has makeup that will cover those marks on her throat>
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LOL!!!!
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Correction
Ah Nah Woo. >:(
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up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
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up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
First of all, ice cream isn't lunch. 2nd- Heck no!
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First of all, ice cream isn't lunch. 2nd- Heck no!
:D :D :D
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First of all, ice cream isn't lunch. 2nd- Heck no!
What about 3 guys going to a restaurant for dinner?......lol!
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up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
Yes. Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics
up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
Please leave your Man Card with security as you exit the building
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What about 3 guys going to a restaurant for dinner?......lol!
A business meeting? Or at a sports bar? Or the men's ministry at a small church?
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ROFL @ This thread!
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Man law:
Ignorance of all these laws is no excuse.
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A business meeting? Or at a sports bar? Or the men's ministry at a small church?
All the above.....lol!
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Yes. Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics
Please leave your Man Card with security as you exit the building
I second these additions to MAN LAWS......The revised book will be out soon...
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Men should not be using the term "boo" regularly. With your girl, sure...maybe with your lady friends...but everyday, general usage is a no-no.
And a man shouldn't spend hours standing in front of a mirror taking pictures of himself in different poses. Come on now.
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Oh, and if the song "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.
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Oh, and if the song "NOTORIUS THUGS" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.
That's better...and yes I agree ;D
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Oh, and if the song "The Ten Crack Commandments" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.
Ha! Thats more like it.
AYE!! :D
But truth be told, the instrumental to "Hypnotize" will change the way you walk!
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All the above.....lol!
Yes. Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics
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Another Law: Your neck should not even be CAPABLE of moving in the following way:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/90063663.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1272598015&Signature=IpXVo7NWUdU6dBaAqPGC9u71Co8%3D)
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But truth be told, the instrumental to "Hypnotize" will change the way you walk!
oh you mean "Rise" by Chuck Mangione....?
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oh you mean "Rise" by Chuck Mangione....?
Herb Alpert?
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Oh, and if the song "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, 1% more gangster.
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Due to this post
I lost my man card and received this in the mail
(http://chimpwalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mancardrevoked.jpg)
I am writing today because I have installed a undercabinet microwave and using my power tools installed the necessary duct work to vent said microwave outside and recently replaced my steering column without a instruction manual.
I just want everyone to know I am on the prowl to pass this card on so I can get my man card back
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Herb Alpert?
Yeah, that's him.
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Man Law:
If you must address someone with "HEY". It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.
A quick hey will do. Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable. Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable
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Man Law:
If you must address someone with "HEY". It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.
A quick hey will do. Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable. Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable
Ummmm.................................. ..
:D :-\ :-[
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LOL!
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Man Law:
If you must address someone with "HEY". It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.
A quick hey will do. Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable. Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable
indeed.
If one must use an extended vowel, they shall use 'yooooooooo' .
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You're in the supermarket checkout line. National Enquirer....Soap Opera Digest......Lady's Home Quarterly.....Elle Do I really need to elaborate? Just follow the Law.
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Okay before y'all post a doggone nother man law, y'all need to take ya little brother in a conference room somewhere and have a little talk. Apparently, he chronically breaks the man laws, and this could be a problem. Help him out before it's everlasting too late. (And if you can't help him, at least tell him to stop admitting to stuff when he's not even on the witness stand. Teach lil bruh about the fifth amendment, somebody, please. I think that's brotherhood duty, isn't it???)
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Man Law: Thou shalt not calleth thyselfeth a DIVA. Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and let him know.
"Can A Man Be A Diva II" Cassietta Lerone Baker - Sacred Scroll VIII (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExempmKdYUg#)
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Man Law: Thou shalt not calleth thyselfeth a DIVA. Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and let him know.
"Can A Man Be A Diva II" Cassietta Lerone Baker - Sacred Scroll VIII ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExempmKdYUg#[/url])
AW, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOL NO.
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okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???
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okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???
I've never found myself in a situation to make me say "Man, you smell like "etc..." brand soap!" If you're that close that you can smell soap, you're probably breaking the personal space law.
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I thought guys could only use Lever 2000? :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?
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Lol, wow!! i cant believe this thread is still going strong.
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I thought guys could only use Lever 2000? :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?
We still have segregated soap. Dr. King's dream has yet to be realized! ;D
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okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???
Dude, I use whatever soap is in da bathroom. All that matters is you get clean.
I've never found myself in a situation to make me say "Man, you smell like "etc..." brand soap!" If you're that close that you can smell soap, you're probably breaking the personal space law.
This.
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I thought guys could only use Lever 2000? :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?
lever 2000, and black soap!!! Pleasssseeeeeee I use well I got to smell good but not no lady soap.... LOL
There is a MAN Law for smelling bad.... Page 3784 section A43 half way down the page... in bold print..
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Lol, wow!! i cant believe this thread is still going strong.
This
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ok.
Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>
with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.
Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.
Dude was an MP too! and was like:
(http://www.grassdirtcorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ymca.jpg)
...but in a Marine uniform!
Bah.
...but anyway.
...Oh....The kicker: His last name is "Plummer". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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URGENT!!!
THOU SHALL NOT WORK AT BATH AND BODY WORKS!!!!
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ROFL @ "urgent."
I can't remember whether this has been addressed or not (I did read this thread, but it was a while ago).
But if a man is asked to hold his female companion's handbag, he should either hold it in the palm of his hand, or grip the strap or the top of the bag with his fist. A man should never put a woman's handbag over his shoulder or hang it from his arm. Although such a violation may not result in the immediate loss of his Mancard, it could definitely cost him a few points.
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URGENT!!!
THOU SHALL NOT WORK AT BATH AND BODY WORKS!!!!
Don't know...
Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential.
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URGENT!!!
THOU SHALL NOT WORK AT BATH AND BODY WORKS!!!!
:o ;D :D
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ROFL @ "urgent."
I can't remember whether this has been addressed or not (I did read this thread, but it was a while ago).
But if a man is asked to hold his female companion's handbag, he should either hold it in the palm of his hand, or grip the strap or the top of the bag with his fist. A man should never put a woman's handbag over his shoulder or hang it from his arm. Although such a violation may not result in the immediate loss of his Mancard, it could definitely cost him a few points.
Picturing that in my mind...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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ROFL @ "urgent."
I can't remember whether this has been addressed or not (I did read this thread, but it was a while ago).
But if a man is asked to hold his female companion's handbag, he should either hold it in the palm of his hand, or grip the strap or the top of the bag with his fist. A man should never put a woman's handbag over his shoulder or hang it from his arm. Although such a violation may not result in the immediate loss of his Mancard, it could definitely cost him a few points.
Um...You have to do the one-finger hold. Not a full grip. Bah.
Don't know...
Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential.
Is this the same effect as a dude being in the drama club or home-ec?
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Um...You have to do the one-finger hold. Not a full grip. Bah.
You must not remember my handbag. LOL! There's no way you can hold my bag with just one finger.
And what's the one-finger hold anyway? You're holding the strap with one finger? That could look kinda girly if I'm picturing it in my head right. Nah man, I say just grip it from the top, or palm it like a basketball.
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Don't know...
Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential.
Exactly! 8)
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Is this the same effect as a dude being in the drama club or home-ec?
Uh, srsly. ?/? :-\
*thinks Denzel and Morgan and Jamie and the fact that most of the world's chefs are male*
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ROFL @ "urgent."
I can't remember whether this has been addressed or not (I did read this thread, but it was a while ago).
But if a man is asked to hold his female companion's handbag, he should either hold it in the palm of his hand, or grip the strap or the top of the bag with his fist. A man should never put a woman's handbag over his shoulder or hang it from his arm. Although such a violation may not result in the immediate loss of his Mancard, it could definitely cost him a few points.
Man Law:
Thou shalt not hold your lady's handbag under ANY circumstances! If she asks you, give her the "look", grab it, and promptly place it on the floor nearby- not so close that it can be identified as yours, but close enough that some fool won't try to make off with it.
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Man Law:
Thou shalt not hold your lady's handbag under ANY circumstances! If she asks you, give her the "look", grab it, and promptly place it on the floor nearby- not so close that it can be identified as yours, but close enough that some fool won't try to make off with it.
Okay well since this is YOUR thread, I won't argue with you guys... but you don't put a lady's bag on the floor. The old folks used to say that when you put your bag on the floor, you'll always be broke. :D :D :D :D (ftr, I don't believe in those superstitions... I'm just sayin). Personally, the only time I put my own bag on the floor is at church. Other than that, if you can't hold it for me, just nevermind. I'll hold it my doggone self. *giving animaginaryhim "the look"*
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Okay well since this is YOUR thread, I won't argue with you guys... but you don't put a lady's bag on the floor. The old folks used to say that when you put your bag on the floor, you'll always be broke. :D :D :D :D (ftr, I don't believe in those superstitions... I'm just sayin). Personally, the only time I put my own bag on the floor is at church. Other than that, if you can't hold it for me, just nevermind. I'll hold it my doggone self. *giving animaginaryhim "the look"*
Yea, why dont'cha just go 'head and do that. 8)
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Don't know...
Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential.
naw...I never saw one guy that worked there that didn't look...feminine :-\ BTJM
Yea, why dont'cha just go 'head and do that. 8)
:D
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Yea, why dont'cha just go 'head and do that. 8)
Whatever dude, I know you be holdin* Mrs. SJ's bag. ::) (and if you don't yet, you will)
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Okay, on this same subject... why is it that whenever a woman is out with a guy, he wants her to hold his keys in her pocketbook? What's up with that? I've always wanted to ask, who holds your keys when we're not together? I just don't get that. Is it just me?? I mean, it's like whoever I'm with, wherever we go... restaurant, church, movies, park, mall... the moment we get out of the car, he hands his keys over and is like, "can you hold my keys?" Or a certain someone won't even ask... ::) >:( :D :D :D LOL! He'll just drop the keys in my bag. What is up with that????
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Well for one, keys always have the potential to pull stuff out of your pocket like money, receipts, etc. Also when you have a considerable amount of stuff in your pocket, your pants look funny. Dont fuss about our keys, we dont fuss about holding your purse lol.
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Well for one, keys always have the potential to pull stuff out of your pocket like money, receipts, etc. Also when you have a considerable amount of stuff in your pocket, your pants look funny. Dont fuss about our keys, we dont fuss about holding your purse lol.
:D
yeah I just hand my keys over to the misses. In turn she hands me her cell phone to put in my pocket when she doesn't carry her purse.
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Whatever dude, I know you be holdin* Mrs. SJ's bag. ::) (and if you don't yet, you will)
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Okay, on this same subject... why is it that whenever a woman is out with a guy, he wants her to hold his keys in her pocketbook? What's up with that? I've always wanted to ask, who holds your keys when we're not together? I just don't get that. Is it just me?? I mean, it's like whoever I'm with, wherever we go... restaurant, church, movies, park, mall... the moment we get out of the car, he hands his keys over and is like, "can you hold my keys?" Or a certain someone won't even ask... ::) >:( :D :D :D LOL! He'll just drop the keys in my bag. What is up with that????
Actually, I pull an LL (minus puttin' the bag on the floor...bad form, bruh).
And, I've NEVER handed my keys to my wife. NEVER.
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Bah. I hold my own keys.
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:D
she hands me her cell phone to put in my pocket when she doesn't carry her purse.
sounds like something phbrown would do. :D
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thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.
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thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.
AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why did I go and grab one of my wife's purses to see how I held it?!!!
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thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.
Really? I thought "partner" (or its close kin "pahtna") was slang like "homie" or something? No?
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Really? I thought "partner" (or its close kin "pahtna") was slang like "homie" or something? No?
That's what I was thinking, but then that's probably old. I hear everyone use "ni88a".
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Why did I go and grab one of my wife's purses to see how I held it?!!!
1. Wait a minute. You got married? Did we miss something? Or did I miss it? I remember your engagement, but I don't think I remember that you tied the knot already. Congratulations!!!! And sorry I'm late. :D
2. How did you hold it? :D
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thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.
Ladies didn't used to have to worry about stuff like this, but a while ago I sent one of my really good friends some flowers and a balloon on her first day at a new job, because it had been such a struggle getting hired and her family really needed this blessing, so it was a celebratory thing. Someone asks her who sent it and she says my girlfriend Vanessa. Then she thought about it and had to use the next available conversational opportunity to clarify, LOL!!! Nowadays you can't be too careful. It used to be girlfriends didn't even have to worry about a stigma, but now everything's been perverted and turned into something else.
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You two options are:
1.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/Natalia0104/man-purse-2.jpg)
2.
(http://whatsinyourmanpurse.com/storage/e-volve-gadget-holster-2.0.jpg)
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1. Wait a minute. You got married? Did we miss something? Or did I miss it? I remember your engagement, but I don't think I remember that you tied the knot already. Congratulations!!!! And sorry I'm late. :D
2. How did you hold it? :D
1. Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one. We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.
P.S. Thank you!!!
2. I grab it by the strap...lol.
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Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.
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URGENT!!!
THOU SHALL NOT WORK AT BATH AND BODY WORKS!!!!
Why the heck not? You get money and free sweet-smelling eye candy. What's better than that?
Don't know...
Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential.
This.
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Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.
...or female friend. ;D
1. Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one. We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.
P.S. Thank you!!!
2. I grab it by the strap...lol.
*buzzer sound* VIOLATION!
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You two options are:
1.
([url]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/Natalia0104/man-purse-2.jpg[/url])
He looks so good right there. My. My.
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He looks so good right there. My. My.
Here you go. You'll need this.
(http://blog.thismagazine.ca/archives/Holy%20Water!.jpg)
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Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.
...unless they're an educator? :-\
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sounds like something phbrown would do. :D
ROFL, dang I got busted again ROFL!
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Here you go. You'll need this.
([url]http://blog.thismagazine.ca/archives/Holy%20Water[/url]!.jpg)
Thank you. LOL! *Looks at pic again* I'll take two.
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1. Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one. We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.
P.S. Thank you!!!
2. I grab it by the strap...lol.
http://chimpwalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mancardrevoked.jpg (http://chimpwalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mancardrevoked.jpg)
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1. Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one. We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.
P.S. Thank you!!!
2. I grab it by the strap...lol.
(http://chimpwalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mancardrevoked.jpg)
Sorry, but it needed to be done.
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I just managed to get my man card revoked again ....
(http://chimpwalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mancardrevoked.jpg)
I quit, I'm going to just get my christian Card and call it a day!
(http://www.ancient-future.net/biblealone.jpg)
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...unless they're an educator? :-\
This.
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...unless they're an educator? :-\
that how some of those teachers get into trouble... ::)
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Man Law:
There can never be too many man laws. Think not that 46 pages is enough.
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Man Law:
There can never be too many man laws. Think not that 46 pages is enough.
co-sign
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My brother just gave me some jargon on guys and the bathroom.... not talkin to other guys, standing 2 urinals apart... LOL... Ya'll are crazy. He said he and his girlfriend went shopping on Black Friday, and she wanted to go to Victoria Secret and he stared at the floor the whole time. LOL..... That is hilarious.
Another hang up.
I usually look for shoes...
What I hate is this...I have to draw a graphic for this:
You have a five stall bathroom (not including urinals for men):
1 2 3 4 5
| | | | | |
...and someone is in stall 3, for example:
1 2 3 4 5
| | |x| | |
You are NOT supposed to come in and sit in stall 2 or 4. You are supposed to go to stall 1 or 5!! If 1, 3 and 5 are taken THEN you fill in 2 and 4. It makes me mad when someone violates that rule. Or even better....when they go in an empty bathroom and then sit in stall 2 or 4...that just throws the whole seating chart off.
.....I may need to see a therapist about this...... ;D
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If another dude gets to shouting at church, you should NOT be the first to go over and try to "restrain" him. In fact, you should be physically forced before even considering it.
If you're the dude who gets to shouting, once it's over, your hands should not be resting on your hips as you try to regain yourself.
If you can't tell me who won the game last night, but you can tell me what happened on The Real Housewives of Wherever...VIOLATION!
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If another dude gets to shouting at church, you should NOT be the first to go over and try to "restrain" him. In fact, you should be physically forced before even considering it.
If you're the dude who gets to shouting, once it's over, your hands should not be resting on your hips as you try to regain yourself.
If you can't tell me who won the game last night, but you can tell me what happened on The Real Housewives of Wherever...VIOLATION!
Disagreed. Since football is over and the lockout is pending, I haven't paid much attention to SC in quite a long time. I also haven't watched PTI, ATH or JRIB in a minute until today. And, that's only because the UConn Women lost (which I just happened to catch as I was getting to ready for work this morning).
And, as a married man, if my wife is watchin' The Real Housewives of Whatever, your law is null and void in order to keep peace in the home. ;) 8)
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And, as a married man, if my watch is watchin' The Real Housewives of Whatever, your law is null and void in order to keep peace in the home. ;) 8)
Now THAT is impressive! :D
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your law is null and void in order to keep peace in the home. ;) 8)
and there, is the wisdom.
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And, as a married man, if my wife is watchin' The Real Housewives of Whatever, your law is null and void in order to keep peace in the home. ;) 8)
That's gospel truth right there....
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If you can't tell me who won the game last night, but you can tell me what happened on The Real Housewives of Wherever...VIOLATION!
Man Law FAIL!!!
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I didn't say you couldn't watch Real Housewives if that's what floats your boat -- I just don't need to hear about it at the water cooler.
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I didn't say you couldn't watch Real Housewives if that's what floats your boat -- I just don't need to hear about it at the water cooler.
You've got a point there Teej. If I don't watch that junk, I don't want to hear about it from anyone else....certainly not a man. Are you kidding me?? ?/? ?/?
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Man Law FAIL!!!
Once you are married, there are some clauses that have to be put into place with the Man Laws. When I'm not in the
ManCave, I'm watching shows like RHOA or BadGirlsClub. However, I do draw the line with certain shows.
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So, it's a man law amendment?
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So, it's a man law amendment?
Yes! However, it only applies when your watching TV with your significant other.
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Yes! However, it only applies when your watching TV with your significant other.
There ya go. ;)
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Once you are married, there are some clauses that have to be put into place with the Man Laws. When I'm not in the
ManCave, I'm watching shows like RHOA or BadGirlsClub. However, I do draw the line with certain shows.
My wife watches Bridezillas, which is basically grown women ranting, raving, and acting like 2yr olds while organizing thier weddings. Sometimes I'll watch it with her. Other times I'll throw her a peace sign and go get on my keyboard/computer/guitar. :-\
I've gotta do it SOMEtimes though. It's the only way I can get her to watch a game with me. :D
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You've got a point there Teej. If I don't watch that junk, I don't want to hear about it from anyone else....certainly not a man. Are you kidding me?? ?/? ?/?
Funny, I feel the same way about baseball and college basketball. *kanyeshrug*
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My wife watches Bridezillas, which is basically grown women ranting, raving, and acting like 2yr olds while organizing thier weddings. Sometimes I'll watch it with her. Other times I'll throw her a peace sign and go get on my keyboard/computer/guitar. :-\
I've gotta do it SOMEtimes though. It's the only way I can get her to watch a game with me. :D
Agreed. Every now and then, a compromise is in order.
But I absolutely cannot stand when brothas are sending all kinds of tweets and facebook status updates on some Real Housewives show when there's a perfectly good basketball game on TV.
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But I absolutely cannot stand when brothas are sending all kinds of tweets and facebook status updates on some Real Housewives show when there's a perfectly good basketball game on TV.
Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?
Honestly though, i don't watch sports. I find it very boring.
:)
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Funny, I feel the same way about baseball and college basketball. *kanyeshrug*
I felt bored after watching that dad gum game last night *vonneshrug*
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Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?
Honestly though, i don't watch sports. I find it very boring.
:)
No, you're not less of a man. The basketball game was an example. I understand that not everybody likes sports. Other examples include any show or movie with potential for car chases, fights, or random explosions.
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Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?
:)
(http://personalbrandingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pause.jpg)
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I don't like watching sports either. I'll talk about whatever show I want (including Wedding Wars), whenever I want, and I'm still all man! ;)
Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?
Well dang, when u put it like that, ur the definition of manly. :D
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Another rule up for votes...
Men should not shake hands in the bathroom...even if the two men just finished washing and drying their hands, just wait until we step outside to do that...
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Submitted for approval.....
Cell phone cases cannot be pastel in color and cannot be "bedazzled"
Manlaw?
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Submitted for approval.....
Cell phone cases cannot be pastel in color and cannot be "bedazzled"
Manlaw?
(http://www.psdgraphics.com/file/certified-stamp.gif)
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(http://www.psdgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/certified-stamp.gif)
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Told you I was gonna do it, fam. ;D
Under NOOOOOOOOOOO circumstance should the phrase, "The bkees knees" bke uttered/posted by any man!
W.I.T.9.F.H.?!
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unless you're a redneck.
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If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.
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Well, according to 1 of our LGMers, me putting the song "sitting up in my room" on FB with all the lyrics broke a man law......HAHAHA!
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If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.
You have no idea how many questionable men are jockin' them, lol. I remember at one choir rehearsal in Vegas they had to put this dude out, because one of them was teaching the song and he would not. sit. down. trying to follow her around and getting all up in her face... He was slightly (or excessively) flamboyant...
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Well, according to 1 of our LGMers, me putting the song "sitting up in my room" on FB with all the lyrics broke a man law......HAHAHA!
Posting any song from that soundtrack is a man law violation.
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If you're a male with braids or locks, stating that you're going to get your hair did...is a man law violation!!!
Thanks is owed to Layla or LaRue for pointing this out...lol.
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unless you're a redneck.
This One has never heard it uttered by one.
If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.
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If you're a male with braids or locks, stating that you're going to get your hair did...is a man law violation!!!
Thanks is owed to Layla or LaRue for pointing this out...lol.
*____________________________________________________________________* AGAIN!!
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This One has never heard it uttered by one.
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*____________________________________________________________________* AGAIN!!
QUICK STAT YOU IN THE LAKERS JERSEY GRAB THE AED
(http://www.kollewin.com/EX/09-16-09/AED.jpg)
and *whispers to LyricTenor hey which beautiful woman needs to give you CPR or is your wife present?*
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Proposal for man Law:
If the weather is decent while doing yard work no shirt is required
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You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails.
At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
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You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails.
At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
LOL.
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Proposal for man Law:
If the weather is decent while doing yard work no shirt is required
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjp-rdKOacE/TAb2KPgcMfI/AAAAAAAAACI/pD2HwqmCsDI/s320/blank_stare1.jpg)
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At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
*trying my darnedest to stifle a giggle*
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At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
*trying my darnedest to stifle a giggle*
YESSS! That was specifically for you LOLOL!!
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You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails.
At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.
Can I add on to your proposal that at no time will turning a page in a book, calendar, or planner be preceded by licking of the finger?
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Can I add on to your proposal that at no time will turning a page in a book, calendar, or planner be preceded by licking of the finger?
Please elaborate on this
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Please elaborate on this
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([url]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4EhD55KKsZh2YREyVMn8RWL2TuYm5Mv3A5j6cyaUJuoIZLEqbJA[/url])
Lol...IJS!!! When my money is stuck together...I may lic wet (that doesn't sound better) a finger to get the bills apart. What is wrong with that?
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*sigh*
I'm gonna let the guys handle this one.
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Lol...IJS!!! When my money is stuck together...I may lic wet (that doesn't sound better) a finger to get the bills apart. What is wrong with that?
There's a scene in 'Malcolm X' where either Delroy Lindo or Denzel licks their thumb before paying out some cash.
I'm pretty sure it's Delroy Lindo who does it.
I don't see a problem with it, either cordney. It depends on how a dude licks his fingers, I guess. :-\
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I started to post an example gif, but felt like THAT would be a violation LOL! If you post pics/gifs of dudes doing "Suspect" things...MLV!
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If you post pics/gifs of dudes doing "Suspect" things...MLV!
AGREED!!! for the most part sometimes you just have to point it out
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I just think you have to be extremely cool to get away with licking your finger/thumb to count your money or turn a page.
And by "extremely" cool, I mean EXTREMELY cool. Like Shaft-type cool.
Or maybe extremely angry-looking, like Mystikal. *daydreams*
Yeah, if you can lick your finger/thumb in a really angry or extremely cool way, I guess it might not be suspect. But... no guarantees.
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If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:
Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7oYzhEu10#ws)
Dude... :-\
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If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:
Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7oYzhEu10#ws[/url])
Dude... :-\
Unless you're African. Not to stereotype, but until I saw the name of the clip, I thought that was an African dude. A lot of them, particularly the tall ones, seem to have a very "lanky" laid-back kinda posture and walk... <<< trying to be politically correct. :)
It's like the taller they are, the more lanky their walk is. I just figured it's similar to the walk of a giraffe... and those are pretty tall. *shrug*
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LMBOOOOO!!! Thought he was bout to go, *lip smacks* "wasssuuuuuuuuppppppp" lol.
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LMBOOOOO!!! Thought he was bout to go, *lip smacks* "wasssuuuuuuuuppppppp" lol.
*falls out of my chair, hitting my head on the base of my desk, still rolling on the floor laughing my boonkie off*
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If you ever happen to be involved in a press conference, PLEASE don't approach the table in the following manner:
Chris Bosh Funny Post Game Press Conference Intro ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7oYzhEu10#ws[/url])
Dude... :-\
Disturbing. :(
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While trying to emphasize the phrase, "He picced me up. Turned me around", thou shalt NOT do the following:
Throw arm not holding mic straight bkehind you with fist loosely clinched & palm facing upward, as u quiccly stomp a complete circuit/circle.
>:( >:( >:( >:(
This One actually witnessed this Sunday afternoon.
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While trying to emphasize the phrase, "He picced me up. Turned me around", thou shalt NOT do the following:
Throw arm not holding mic straight bkehind you with fist loosely clinched & palm facing upward, as u quiccly stomp a complete circuit/circle.
>:( >:( >:( >:(
This One actually witnessed this Sunday afternoon.
Good thing he didn't sing "He touched me".
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Good thing he didn't sing "He touched me".
OMG!!!! LMBO!!
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Unless a man has biological kids (more than 1 child), he shall under no circumstances purchase a minivan...
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Unless he is the biological, adoptive, or step-father, a man shall not have other men calling him Daddy.
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Unless he is the biological, adoptive, or step-father, a man shall not have other men calling him Daddy.
Agreed.
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Unless he is the biological, adoptive, or step-father, a man shall not have other men calling him Daddy.
Amen
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Ew
Men really shouldn't call any other man daddy in my opinion.
I call my father father or dad ... Daddy was when you are a child in my opinion
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At no time should a man wear socks like these!!!!!!!!!!
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Unless he is the biological, adoptive, or step-father, a man shall not have other men calling him Daddy.
...and I'ma need some papers on that "adoptive" tip, people be playin' to many games. "That's my daddy" and he's five years older than you.
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Unless a man has biological kids (more than 1 child), he shall under no circumstances purchase a minivan...
There are exceptions. You started your own church. You carry a lot of musical gear. I had a station wagon once. Came in real handy. :)
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There are exceptions. You started your own church. You carry a lot of musical gear. I had a station wagon once. Came in real handy. :)
Foster kids need a ride, too. LOL!
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At no time should a man wear socks like these!!!!!!!!!!
([url]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/422580071_ecca4ac9bb.jpg[/url])
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At no time should a man wear socks like these!!!!!!!!!!
([url]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/422580071_ecca4ac9bb.jpg[/url])
What about the shoes, though? Have you seen those joints? Runners love them. They are ugly as homeade sin, though.
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What about the shoes, though? Have you seen those joints? Runners love them. They are ugly as homeade sin, though.
wha...?
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:D
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wha...?
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:D
My bad, that should be homemade sin.
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QUICK STAT YOU IN THE LAKERS JERSEY GRAB THE AED
([url]http://www.kollewin.com/EX/09-16-09/AED.jpg[/url])
and *whispers to LyricTenor hey which beautiful woman needs to give you CPR or is your wife present?*
*whispers bacc, "This One can't handle bkeautiful right this sec. A fine one will do just fine." ;D ;D*
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At no time should a man wear socks like these!!!!!!!!!!
([url]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/422580071_ecca4ac9bb.jpg[/url])
The horror!!!! :o :o :o
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What about the shoes, though? Have you seen those joints? Runners love them. They are ugly as homeade sin, though.
I think the shoes are a lil different... :-\
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([url]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/422580071_ecca4ac9bb.jpg[/url])
:o :o :o
Abomination!
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What about the shoes, though? Have you seen those joints? Runners love them. They are ugly as homeade sin, though.
Those shoes. Are. Hid. E. Ous.
UGH!!!!!!!!! I hate them!
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A man should not hold a woman's purse while she shops.
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A man should not hold a woman's purse while she shops.
Lies.
And I think that's already been addressed in this thread.
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When the praise gets high, a man should not start turning in circles with his hands outstretched and his back slightly arched. Saw this in a Youtube clip last night and LOST IT.
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When the praise gets high, a man should not start turning in circles with his hands outstretched and his back slightly arched. Saw this in a Youtube clip last night and LOST IT.
wow...
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Lies.
And I think that's already been addressed in this thread.
What do you do when you shop by yourself? Whatever it is, do that when I'm with you. :D
When the praise gets high, a man should not start turning in circles with his hands outstretched and his back slightly arched. Saw this in a Youtube clip last night and LOST IT.
Yeah, only if we had more men in the church so that the young guys would know how to worship and praise like a man instead of like a woman. lol
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Manly Worship DVD Part I... order now and receive 50% off on Part II and be the first to pre-order the regional review containing East Coast, West Coast, Midwest, and Southern Manly Worship. Coming in 2013, Island Manly Worship including Carribean, Hawaiian, and Jamaican tutorials.
You giving me ideas... Who wants to produce this series with me? Nessa, I'll give you 5% royalties. :D
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You giving me ideas... Who wants to produce this series with me? Nessa, I'll give you 5% royalties. :D
Deal!
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I want in! I'll do promotions and even a guest appearance. LOL.
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I'm in...I'll be the skeptic...gotta have at least one. :D
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Now, who will demonstrate the "ManDon'ts"... LOL!
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Now, who will demonstrate the "ManDon'ts"... LOL!
ROFL!!!
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Now, who will demonstrate the "ManDon'ts"... LOL!
Any man who volunteers for this position should know it's a violation
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Any man who volunteers for this position should know it's a violation
Ah, a catch 22... we'll have to hire an intentional violator, or use hidden camera clips... :D
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Maybe blur the faces...
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Ah, a catch 22... we'll have to hire an intentional violator, or use hidden camera clips... :D
This is probably your best bet. :D
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Now, who will demonstrate the "ManDon'ts"... LOL!
Maybe one of y'all entreprenettes can draw on a mustache with some eyebrow pencil.
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I think the shoes are a lil different... :-\
Translation: "I've got a pair....What? They feel good..."
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Any man who volunteers for this position should know it's a violation
LMBO!!! :D
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Now, who will demonstrate the "ManDon'ts"... LOL!
Go capture footage of a service during GMWA.
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Unless under extreme circumstances...never shall a man ride with another man on a motorcycle
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Unless under extreme circumstances...never shall a man ride with another man on a motorcycle
CO-SIGN!!!
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The worst MAN LAW VIOLATION ever!
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Oh, dear. I think that was an intentional violation... as disturbing as it is...
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homo thugs? lolz
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The worst MAN LAW VIOLATION ever!
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Whatever that is on his head is a HUMAN Law violation.
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maybe one of them is female?
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maybe one of them is female?
If it's the one in blue, we have a problem.
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If it's the one in blue, we have a problem.
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If it's the one in blue, we have a problem.
Sadly, I agree.
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Bama needs to pull his shoes up. >:(
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If going to the movies with your homeboys, please do not sit side by side...that's definitely a man law violation!!!
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If going to the movies with your homeboys, please do not sit side by side...that's definitely a man law violation!!!
agreed! just like using the urinal
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AND I AINT SHARIN MY POPCORN WIT YOU MAN.
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If going to the movies with your homeboys, please do not sit side by side...that's definitely a man law violation!!!
If the movie isn't sold out, or too crowded. I'm pretty sure 'The Avengers', and 'The Dark Knight Rises' will be packed with bruhs chillin' side-by-side.
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I see straight guys sitting beside each other in the theaters. They usually lean in opposite directions, though. :D
But yeah, not a biggie to me.
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I see straight guys sitting beside each other in the theaters. They usually lean in opposite directions, though. :D
But yeah, not a biggie to me.
.... :-X ;) lol i was trying to come up with a woman joke but i couldn't think of one
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I see straight guys sitting beside each other in the theaters. They usually lean in opposite directions, though. :D
But yeah, not a biggie to me.
You live in Atlanta, those dudes you see together are probably "on the DL". :D
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I see straight guys sitting beside each other in the theaters. They usually lean in opposite directions, though. :D
But yeah, not a biggie to me.
:D
My friends husband said, "Hey babe, did you switch fabric softeners or sum'n? My undershirts dont feel snuggle fresh..." :-\ At that moment, I felt more masculine than him :D
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AND I AINT SHARIN MY POPCORN WIT YOU MAN.
You are allowed popcorn once if you washed your hands. No seconds though. Haha
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:D
My friends husband said, "Hey babe, did you switch fabric softeners or sum'n? My undershirts dont feel snuggle fresh..." :-\ At that moment, I felt more masculine than him :D
LMBO @ snuggle fresh.
You live in Atlanta, those dudes you see together are probably "on the DL". :D
Nah, my gaydar is at 99% accuracy (and the 1% is questionable). I know DL when I see 'em.
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Unless under extreme circumstances...never shall a man ride with another man on a motorcycle
If your wife/girl has a bike (Especially sport bikes), never shall a man ride on the back.
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I let a woman cut my hair once. My man card was suspended for at least a day because she messed me up. lol It was the university barber/hair shop. I think was trying to get a cheap cut.
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I let a woman cut my hair once. My man card was suspended for at least a day because she messed me up. lol It was the university barber/hair shop. I think was trying to get a cheap cut.
Thats cause you didn't come to me ;)
Under no circumstances should a man drink a beverage with his pinky out.
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Unless a man has biological kids (more than 1 child), he shall under no circumstances purchase a minivan...
Man Law: Don't let other people fake you out. If you need or like a van, buy one. Tell anyone who doesn't like it to ------.
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Thats cause you didn't come to me ;)
Under no circumstances should a man drick a beverage with his pinky out.
Don't judge me!!!
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Done, Sketch
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Done, Sketch
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ROFL
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Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..." just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.
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Never should a man taste some of another mans ice cream off of his cone... Whether with a spoon or whatever, you should just ask for a sample, or get your own :-\
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Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..." just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.
That's the best sounding single that she's had in years. It can't be worse than a dude bumping "Single Ladies". :D
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A man should not be caught watching Bridezilla.
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Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..." just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.
Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. It's actually a Beyonce song I like.
And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'? ::) :-\
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And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'? ::) :-\
Women these days better know the man codes, or they'll end up like Terry McMillian and marrying a queen. :D
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Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. It's actually a Beyonce song I like.
And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'? ::) :-\
Looks like B_X has brothers under strict observation. :D :D :D
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mebbe kinda like how Batman keeps kryptonite in his belt "just in case", The Baptist Avenger knows the laws "just in case".....of what, i dunno....
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Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. It's actually a Beyonce song I like.
+1
That song jams.
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Women these days better know the man codes, or they'll end up like Terry McMillian and marrying a queen. :D
:D
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Man Law V-Dub101:
Driving a VW New Beetle or Cabrio may result in a meeting before the Man Law Court of Proper Conduct. Repeated violations could result in suspension and / or fines.
Use of the in-dash flower vase while driving the New Beetle will result in shredding of your Man Card at the point of violation. Color and / or fragrance of the flower in question will determine whether or not you will be required to eat the card shreddings.
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+1
That song jams.
This, especially all the modulations. She sung the heck outta that song!
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SJon never ceases to amaze me... I almost thought you were calling me a dude... LMBO. I am in tune with guys... And as for the song, he was snapping his fingers and singing out loud... That is an infringement of the law I'm sure...
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:D
I really LOL'd, very loud!
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This, especially all the modulations. She sung the heck outta that song!
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Was just waiting for somebody to say it. LOL!!
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This, especially all the modulations. She sung the heck outta that song!
Yep, she sang that song alright.
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Yep, she sang that song alright.
Boooooooooo!
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Submitting for approval: you are in direct violation if you reply to a text message with "k"
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Submitting for approval: you are in direct violation if you reply to a text message with "k"
i did that the other week. thanks for the tip. lol
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I need the committee's verdict on whether or not this a man-law violation:
I was at a Superbowl party, and, in the fourth quarter when things were getting tense, one of the dudes leaned over to me and asked "Which team is the Giants?"
*Straight face*
Now, I know every man isn't a football fan, and we shouldn't expect them to be...but for real? We've been sitting here watching 3 quarters of football and you're JUST now trying to figure out which team is which? Come on bro.
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I need the committee's verdict on whether or not this a man-law violation:
I was at a Superbowl party, and, in the fourth quarter when things were getting tense, one of the dudes leaned over to me and asked "Which team is the Giants?"
*Straight face*
Now, I know every man isn't a football fan, and we shouldn't expect them to be...but for real? We've been sitting here watching 3 quarters of football and you're JUST now trying to figure out which team is which? Come on bro.
There was CLEARLY a flag on the play.
But then he wouldn't get that, either.
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Dont post videos of yourself singing songs originally recorded by women, on youtube.
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I need the committee's verdict on whether or not this a man-law violation:
I was at a Superbowl party, and, in the fourth quarter when things were getting tense, one of the dudes leaned over to me and asked "Which team is the Giants?"
*Straight face*
Now, I know every man isn't a football fan, and we shouldn't expect them to be...but for real? We've been sitting here watching 3 quarters of football and you're JUST now trying to figure out which team is which? Come on bro.
ROFL!!! dude should've got ROASTED! i'm talking riding on the short bus with loopy and doubles22 hyped up on sugar roasted man! LOL
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There was CLEARLY a flag on the play.
But then he wouldn't get that, either.
ROFL!!!
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I need the committee's verdict on whether or not this a man-law violation:
I was at a Superbowl party, and, in the fourth quarter when things were getting tense, one of the dudes leaned over to me and asked "Which team is the Giants?"
*Straight face*
Now, I know every man isn't a football fan, and we shouldn't expect them to be...but for real? We've been sitting here watching 3 quarters of football and you're JUST now trying to figure out which team is which? Come on bro.
IDK, that's more of a stupidity violation than a Man-Law violation. Common sense should've kicked in half-way through the 1st quarter.
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IDK, that's more of a stupidity violation than a Man-Law violation. Common sense should've kicked in half-way through the 1st quarter.
ROFL!!! :'( tears of laughter
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Dont post videos of yourself singing songs originally recorded by women, on youtube.
I think it depends on the song...ex: The Climb by Miley Cyrus is acceptable
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Was at Wal-Mart last night and this dude went to get his wife/GF/sister/moms female products, and he asked for it to be triple bagged. I thought I was going to have an Asthma attack from laughing so hard!
I really don't think a guy should be driving a pink Mary K Cadillac. I'm just saying, it looks funny... That's all... :-\
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Was at Wal-Mart last night and this dude went to get his wife/GF/sister/moms female products, and he asked for it to be triple bagged. I thought I was going to have an Asthma attack from laughing so hard!
I really don't think a guy should be driving a pink Mary K Cadillac. I'm just saying, it looks funny... That's all... :-\
LOL!!!!!! @ Alladat! :D :D :D
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I think it depends on the song...ex: The Climb by Miley Cyrus is acceptable
That of all songs is acceptable?
*slow head nod*
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I think it depends on the song...ex: The Climb by Miley Cyrus is acceptable
I never heard the song before. I had to look it up on YouTube. Man, that's a nice song. Re: the Man-Law. I dunno. Maybe if your video was of you doing a different arrangement, playing an instrument, I wouldn't see anything wrong with it.
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Dont post videos of yourself singing songs originally recorded by women, on youtube.
Some of Luther Vandross' biggest hits were originally recorded by women......Superstar (Karen Carpenter)?
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Some of Luther Vandross' biggest hits were originally recorded by women......Superstar (Karen Carpenter)?
I think it depends on the song...ex: The Climb by Miley Cyrus is acceptable
I never heard the song before. I had to look it up on YouTube. Man, that's a nice song. Re: the Man-Law. I dunno. Maybe if your video was of you doing a different arrangement, playing an instrument, I wouldn't see anything wrong with it.
These.
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Ok so I just want to know if I'm still in right-standing with my masculinity...my girl talked me into getting a manicure with her (my very FIRST one), now am I wrong for actually looking forward to it? I mean my fellow key players understand, right?
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Ok so I just want to know if I'm still in right-standing with my masculinity...my girl talked me into getting a manicure with her (my very FIRST one), now am I wrong for actually looking forward to it? I mean my fellow key players understand, right?
As long as it's you and your girl...it's cool, but if you and your homeboys plan a spa day...that's
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As long as it's you and your girl...it's cool, but if you and your homeboys plan a spa day...that's
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i agree with cordney
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As long as it's you and your girl...it's cool, but if you and your homeboys plan a spa day...that's
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Lol ain't no fun unless the homies can have some
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Some of Luther Vandross' biggest hits were originally recorded by women......Superstar (Karen Carpenter)?
And Luther was a flaming homosexual. lol