“Pick Up” Etiquette

[sjonathan02]

I'm not raising an offering for gas. If I help you a couple of times and you don't offer I will not help you again.. period. It's shows people have bad manners when they won't at least offer.

Another thing. No fartin' in the ride.. I know we all saved but folks will fart in your ride. It's nothing worse than having that unspoken conversation. You know the one where you both look at each other and its just yall in the car. Each one insist its the other one. Oh I guess its just me huh..  Another thing. For the drivers keep some peppermint in the whip because every now and again somebody may have forgotten to hit those teeth and gums... Yall no I ain't lying.. I'm just say though lol...

That's really funny. 

[B_XALTED]

I'm not raising an offering for gas. If I help you a couple of times and you don't offer I will not help you again.. period. It's shows people have bad manners when they won't at least offer.

Another thing. No fartin' in the ride.. I know we all saved but folks will fart in your ride. It's nothing worse than having that unspoken conversation. You know the one where you both look at each other and its just yall in the car. Each one insist its the other one. Oh I guess its just me huh..  Another thing. For the drivers keep some peppermint in the whip because every now and again somebody may have forgotten to hit those teeth and gums... Yall no I ain't lying.. I'm just say though lol...

LOL.....

I never offer. But I expect it all the time.

[BBoy]

Oh no. We didn't need to talk about that.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . .

[Mysteryman]

“Pick Up” Etiquette

When someone is picking you up for church, work, a date, etc….. please

1.   Be Ready
2.   Re-read Rule one
3.   Don’t ask to stop by somewhere

If you are the driver make sure you have something to do afterwards. That way when they get in the car you lead the conversation and act like you are in a rush. Tell them you have to be some where so you cant stop.

I will tell friends now "no" or I will say "I will leave if you are not ready." And I will leave you.  I know some might not think its Christian but some people you have to break out of bad habits myself included.

If I dont have much gas then I will tell the person "I dont have much gas. Im on a buget to get through the week." Basically you give them the "Im going to bake this cake and me and my son will die" something will happen.

All in all some people are just professional hustlers and know they can get the driver to take them all over the place. They have to be broken out of that. If is a stranger from church you can either speak or hold you peace. It depends on the situation.

[LyricTenor]

I'm not raising an offering for gas. If I help you a couple of times and you don't offer I will not help you again.. period. It's shows people have bad manners when they won't at least offer.

Another thing. No fartin' in the ride.. I know we all saved but folks will fart in your ride. It's nothing worse than having that unspoken conversation. You know the one where you both look at each other and its just yall in the car. Each one insist its the other one. Oh I guess its just me huh..  Another thing. For the drivers keep some peppermint in the whip because every now and again somebody may have forgotten to hit those teeth and gums... Yall no I ain't lying.. I'm just say though lol...

All of this can bke found bketween the Old & New Testament.    So true. So true.

LOL.....

I never offer. But I expect it all the time.

*Walks away B# whistlin'*      Too easy.

Oh no. We didn't need to talk about that.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . .

Now you KNOW this needed to bke brought out E O.

If you are the driver make sure you have something to do afterwards. That way when they get in the car you lead the conversation and act like you are in a rush. Tell them you have to be some where so you cant stop.

I will tell friends now "no" or I will say "I will leave if you are not ready." And I will leave you.  I know some might not think its Christian but some people you have to break out of bad habits myself included.

If I dont have much gas then I will tell the person "I dont have much gas. Im on a buget to get through the week." Basically you give them the "Im going to bake this cake and me and my son will die" something will happen.

All in all some people are just professional hustlers and know they can get the driver to take them all over the place. They have to be broken out of that. If is a stranger from church you can either speak or hold you peace. It depends on the situation.

Say on Double M. 

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

I'm not raising an offering for gas. If I help you a couple of times and you don't offer I will not help you again.. period. It's shows people have bad manners when they won't at least offer.

Another thing. No fartin' in the ride.. I know we all saved but folks will fart in your ride. It's nothing worse than having that unspoken conversation. You know the one where you both look at each other and its just yall in the car. Each one insist its the other one. Oh I guess its just me huh..  Another thing. For the drivers keep some peppermint in the whip because every now and again somebody may have forgotten to hit those teeth and gums... Yall no I ain't lying.. I'm just say though lol...

I have had a "farter" in my car.  And what made it so bad is that she was FINE yall.  It was this dude's sister.  This smell came in the car, and me and him looked at each other and was like man, did you do that?  All of the sudden his sister said, I'm sorry yall, I had to let it out, I've been holding it for the longest.  I rolled down all of the windows.  But after that, I just couldn't look at her the same.  She had been eating cabbage or boiled bologna or something.

[LyricTenor]

I have had a "farter" in my car.  And what made it so bad is that she was FINE yall.  It was this dude's sister.  This smell came in the car, and me and him looked at each other and was like man, did you do that?  All of the sudden his sister said, I'm sorry yall, I had to let it out, I've been holding it for the longest.  I rolled down all of the windows.  But after that, I just couldn't look at her the same.  She had been eating cabbage or boiled bologna or something.

Isn't it ALWAYS the F.A.A.G.O ones?   

[SisterT]

I have had a "farter" in my car.  And what made it so bad is that she was FINE yall.  It was this dude's sister.  This smell came in the car, and me and him looked at each other and was like man, did you do that?  All of the sudden his sister said, I'm sorry yall, I had to let it out, I've been holding it for the longest.  I rolled down all of the windows.  But after that, I just couldn't look at her the same.  She had been eating cabbage or boiled bologna or something.

[Lady E]

I have had a "farter" in my car.  And what made it so bad is that she was FINE yall.  It was this dude's sister.  This smell came in the car, and me and him looked at each other and was like man, did you do that?  All of the sudden his sister said, I'm sorry yall, I had to let it out, I've been holding it for the longest.  I rolled down all of the windows.  But after that, I just couldn't look at her the same.  She had been eating cabbage or boiled bologna or something.

Man you have given me the "LAUGH" of my entire day, with that one... LOL!!!

[B_XALTED]

Isn't it ALWAYS the F.A.A.G.O ones?   

I am afraid to ask.

[LyricTenor]

I am afraid to ask.

Fine
As
All
Get
Out

   Drummers!!!! 

[B_XALTED]

Fine
As
All
Get
Out

   Drummers!!!! 

Um.... I am not a drummer. I am inspired by the sound of B#...

I am a washboardist now.....

[LyricTenor]

Um.... I am not a drummer. I am inspired by the sound of B#...

I am a washboardist now.....

 

[im4jesus]

Fine
As
All
Get
Out

   Drummers!!!! 

JUST SAD LYRIC...LOL

[LyricTenor]

JUST SAD LYRIC...LOL

W.I.T.N.H did I do NOW? 

[vtguy84]

This is good, D.

I hope you aren't blasting Sis. Redd on the sly, though. 

[im4jesus]

W.I.T.N.H did I do NOW? 

[ReddGirl]

This is good, D.

I hope you aren't blasting Sis. Redd on the sly, though. 

Nope! Peace on the Lexus front : )

[BBoy]

Okay, y'all need to leave that alone. hahahahahahaha

Hhahahahahahaha . . . . . oh, no . . . . she was in the car and  . . . . hahahahahahahaha . . . .

Stop it . . . . 

[THE WOLFMAN]

~~**BAMF**~~

*the media wizard enters**

All in all some people are just professional hustlers and know they can get the driver to take them all over the place. They have to be broken out of that. If is a stranger from church you can either speak or hold you peace. It depends on the situation.

Another thing. No fartin' in the ride.. I know we all saved but folks will fart in your ride. It's nothing worse than having that unspoken conversation. You know the one where you both look at each other and its just yall in the car. Each one insist its the other one. Oh I guess its just me huh..

I have had a "farter" in my car.  And what made it so bad is that she was FINE yall.  It was this dude's sister.  This smell came in the car, and me and him looked at each other and was like man, did you do that?  All of the sudden his sister said, I'm sorry yall, I had to let it out, I've been holding it for the longest.  I rolled down all of the windows.  But after that, I just couldn't look at her the same.  She had been eating cabbage or boiled bologna or something.

I knooow its old, but it bears repeating......pertinent to the convo...couldnt resist.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CTaKBjd1ww

*media wizard exits*