"See, my damie, ****** **** don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?"
I definitely laughed aloud at work while reading this...LOL
"Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so..."
" I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
"Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool."
(all from the same movie)