Is it still her birthday 
For 6 more days, it's like Hannukah, lol.
You got that right, Ness! Shucks, it's not every day that a girl turns 26! It's a once-in-a-lifetime event. Can you blame me for celebrating all week long?

LOL!
Baby girl, you know I've told you 100 times before: under the right lighting....at the right distance...under the influence of the right substance...you DO look no older than 26! Obviously, all conditions applied for this brother!
lf it takes a young, drunk college kid to make your day, so be it. To each his/her own. I still love ya, babe. I'm not even going to comment on the unappreciated wisdom of children...
COSIGN!!
And to add, I guess it's been a while since you've heard a cat spit game, huh, LaI'msocluelessRue?

Did ANYBODY
ask
EITHER OF YOU
ANYTHING???????? Huh????? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Geez, that haterade is just seeping all through your pores an' all...
And LL, do I need to pull your card out here in public??? Surely you don't want me to tell all your boys that you admitted that I really DO look 26, but you were afraid to say it because you might lose your silly mancard for siding with a sistah!!!!! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

And as for you, JLew and Doubles, both of y'all can
kiss, I mean... praise the Lord with me!!!

The lesson I learned for this year's birthday:
FIRST GRADERS SUCK!!!!!!