In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea

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Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)