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One Sunday morning during church service,
a 2,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both
covered from head to toe in black and
carrying submachine guns.
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One of the men shouted, "Anyone willing to
take a bullet for Christ remain where you
are"!
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Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons
fled, and most of the congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000, there only remained
around 20.
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The man who had spoken took off his hood,
looked at the preacher and said "Okay
Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites.
Now you may begin your service. Have a
nice day!" And the two men turned and
walked out.
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Too Deep Not To Pass On ?
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Funny how simple it is for people to trash
God... and then wonder why the world's
going to hell!
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Funny how we believe wh at the newspapers
say, but question what the Bible says.
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Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven
provided they do not have to believe,
think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
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Funny ? Or Is It Scary ?
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Funny how someone can say "I believe in
God" but still follow Satan (who, by the
way, ! also "believes"in God).
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Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'
through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing.
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Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and
obscene pass freely through cyberspace,
but the public discussion of Jesus is
suppressed in the school and work place.
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Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be
so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an
invisible Christian the rest of the week.
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Are You Laughing ?
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Funny how when you go to forward this
message, you will not send it to many on
your address list because you're not sure
what they believe, or what they will think
of you for sending it to them.
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Funny how I can be more worried about
what other people think of me than what
God thinks of me.
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Are You Thinking ?
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Will you share this with people you care
about? Or not?
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I Picked You ~
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My instructions were to send this to people
that I wanted God to bless and I picked
you. Please pass this to people that you
want to bless.
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Now Just A Thought For You
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For the life of me, I can't understand
Why You love me like You do.
For the life of me, I can't comprehend
Why I mean so much to You.
But maybe someday in forever
The answer will be clear to see.
You did what You did
All for the life of me.
