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Offline lordluvr

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2009, 01:07:26 PM »
While driving, it suddenly dawned on her that not only did she not have a license, but she really didn't know how to drive.  She started to panic.  The car started swerving, and....

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 01:52:24 PM »
She got pulled over by the cops, and blamed it on the a a a a a  alcohol

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 02:15:27 PM »
as she looked at the cop she noticed it was micheal jackson himself (after playing everyone back he was broke) so he moon walked to her car.

he says: can i get your license
she says: why
he says: doyou have a son
She says: why
he says: beat it

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 02:22:39 PM »
LOLOLOL!!!

She called her husband to tell him what just happened.
MERCY EN!!

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 02:24:18 PM »
And the phone rang in the seat next to her.

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 02:31:31 PM »
And the phone rang in the seat next to her.


it was dre asking what color spandex to wear the blue or the green one. She said green because it goes with his eyes. Then she looks in the mirrior and sees that someone is in the back sit of her car.....

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2009, 02:36:46 PM »
And she started singing Rockwell's "Somebody's watching me" in D flat.

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 02:42:02 PM »
and out of no where, sisterT calls she and says the Lord is telling me to tell you to get out of what ever your in (haha). They she says tell dre stop wearuing spandex to band camp. All of a sudden Kia rides by on her bike and blessedwoman is on rollerskates listening to God's got it all in his hands.

It starts to rain.....

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2009, 02:47:40 PM »
and out of no where, sisterT calls she and says the Lord is telling me to tell you to get out of what ever your in (haha). They she says tell dre stop wearuing spandex to band camp. All of a sudden Kia rides by on her bike and blessedwoman is on rollerskates listening to God's got it all in his hands.

It starts to rain.....

Meanwhile, Joshuag receives a text-message from SirTJ telling him to READ THE RULES OF THE GAME!  >:( :D :D :D

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2009, 02:52:04 PM »
Meanwhile, Joshuag receives a text-message from SirTJ telling him to READ THE RULES OF THE GAME!  >:( :D :D :D


joshuag says this dude is crazy he dont know me... I am the band camp president and if he texts me again he will be fired... So back to the story...


as she sits talking on the phone she see sirtj wearing a to-to and a muscle shirt but never stepped in a gym dancing on the street.....

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2009, 03:37:46 PM »
Out of nowhere, the men in white coats come and whisk Joshua away, disabling him from ever contributing to a "Finish my story" thread again...

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Re: Help Me Finish My Story...
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2009, 03:56:45 PM »
but joshua breaks free like ike turner, and continues the story. the cops catch up to joshua and finds out they really wanted LL for lying about his wieght and saying he can play ball. So of course i can not lie i tell them where he is.... then...
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