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Offline psalms_37

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Church Humor
« on: February 05, 2005, 06:29:39 PM »
Try to fill this....just a little fun..... be blessed....

RAISED IN A BLACK CHURCH?
You are going to enjoy this!

   Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to
say  I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he
brought me  from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in
my________, but God  is_______ all the ________, and all the_____, God
is
_______. He's a _______  over troubled waters. He's a mother to the
________, and a_________to the  __________, a doctor in a ________
room,
and a___________ in the courtroom!  (smile) He's the_______ of the
valley, a bright and ________star
He got up early one __________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his
_______.
Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church_______, under the special _________
please  keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be
having her  ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes
and _______ we  humbly ask that you contribute to the church_______
fund
and we will be  celebrating the pastor's fifteenth________ so anybody
please who serves on  the _______ board please meet in the ________
following_________. And the  women's auxiliary will be selling ________
dinners for $7.00 a _____ along  with the youth ______ who will be
having
their annual ______ sale to help  fund their trip to the national youth
ministry_______in Tennessee this  summer. Parents please be _______that
vacation_______school begins June 19,  please have your child________
by
May 13.
You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a
black church!

Answers are listed below























honor
head
house
mighty/way
grave
good
time
time
good
bridge
motherless
father/fatherless
sickroom
lawyer
Lily
shining
Sunday
power/hands
stronger
bulletins
announcements
requests
hip
offerings
building
anniversary
usher
sanctuary/service
chicken
plate
Choir
bake
convention
mindful
bible
registered
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Offline rd600

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Church Humor
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2005, 06:33:51 PM »
haha?
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Offline whsdrummajor0406

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LOL
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2005, 06:35:36 PM »
THIS IS TOOO FUNNY; YOU ARE REALLY ON IT!  LOL!
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Offline BBoy

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2005, 10:44:15 PM »
That is funny, but you forgot this line:

"We know it wasn't the  _________ that woke us up this morning, because if the Lord hadn't have __________ us up we would have _________on. It is truly good to be in the _______of the _________.

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alarm clock
woke
slept
land
living
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Offline Crazykeys

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Church Humor
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2005, 11:18:46 AM »
:D HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That was of the hook.  :D  8)
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2005, 12:00:55 AM »
If anyone knowz anymore please post them... thanks
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2005, 09:17:49 AM »
That was funny!  :D


Joy
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Offline LorenzoS

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2005, 08:42:53 AM »
Did yall know that God had a car? He did.....dont believe me
 read Genisis 3 it says:




God drove adam and eve ot of the garde of eden!!!
Lorenzo
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Offline T-Block

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2005, 10:19:04 AM »
Yall is too funny, LOL!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2005, 11:04:32 AM »
:D That was tight LorenzoS. HA HAAAAA!
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2005, 06:16:20 PM »
too funny!   lol
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2005, 07:37:02 PM »
Did you know it was a sin for women to make coffee?
 
The Bible says Hebrews......Well I laughed when I heard it....
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2007, 09:34:34 AM »
Did anyone know God's first name, well if not u can find it in the Lord's prayer. It says Our father, which art in Heaven Howard (hallowed) be thy name.
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2007, 10:04:36 AM »
All y'alls stuff iz too hilarious!!! I've heard juz about all dat stuff and thought My church wuz the only one who says stuff like that... Hahahah

Also This one........


"THank The Lord on how he______ me up this _________ and __________ me on my ___________,
With a _______ _______ and the______ of my________, and he gave me _______ on the ________, ________ on my ______,
and a _______ over my _________.

Answers
woke
morning
started
way
right
mind
action
limbs
food
table
clothes
back
roof
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2007, 03:11:13 PM »
Dang this is old as dirt. ;D
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2007, 01:25:15 AM »
Quote from: LorenzoS on February 09, 2005, 08:42:53 AM
Did yall know that God had a car? He did.....dont believe me
 read Genisis 3 it says:




God drove adam and eve ot of the garde of eden!!!
Lorenzo

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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2007, 12:20:20 PM »
lool u lot give me jokes ;D
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Re: Church Humor
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2007, 06:10:38 PM »
I want ________ that know the _____ of _______ to ________ pray my _______ in the ______ and I will ___   ____  _____



Answers:

everybody
word
prayer
PLEASE
strength
lord
do the same
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