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Main => Gospel Music Lounge => Topic started by: 4hisglory on June 30, 2005, 01:14:35 PM
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Its not cool
.......to not have a sense of humor
.......to send an IM to the wrong person. :D
.......for another dude to be asking me for my age, sex, location and a picture.
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Its not cool
.......for another dude to be asking me for my age, sex, location and a picture.
Maybe it was somebody looking for old High School classmates? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Errrr, did you send it???? 8O
Just messin' ....
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Its not cool
.......for another dude to be asking me for my age, sex, location and a picture.
Maybe it was somebody looking for old High School classmates? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Errrr, did you send it???? 8O
Just messin' ....
You're right, so "Not Cool". Downright scary actually.
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Its not cool
.......to not have a sense of humor
.......to send an IM to the wrong person. :D
.......for another dude to be asking me for my age, sex, location and a picture.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's also not cool to use LGM SOLELY for the purpose of hookin' up with someone of the opposite sex! 8O 8O :wink:
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IT IS NOT COOL:
---FOR MUSICIANS (INCLUDING SOME LGM MUSICIANS) TO SAY THEY ARE GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU SO YOU CAN WORK TOGETHER AND THEY DON'T SHOW UP OR CALL!
---MUSICIANS WHO PLAY "TAKE ME TO THE WATER" FOR PRAISE AND WORSHIP SERVICE.
---MUSICIANS BEAT THE SUSTAIN PEDAL UP ON YOUR CHURCH'S PIANO BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT TAUGHT HOW TO CORRECTLY USE IT AND WHEN TO USE IT.
---MUSICIANS THAT PLAY SO LOUD THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR CHOIR LIP SYNCS.
---MUSICIANS WHO DEEM OTHER MUSICIANS AS BETTER THAN OTHERS. EVERY MUSICIAN HAS A DIFFERENT REASON OR PURPOSE FOR PLAYING. IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHO IS "PHAT AND A BEAST."
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-MUSICIANS WHO DEEM OTHER MUSICIANS AS BETTER THAN OTHERS. EVERY MUSICIAN HAS A DIFFERENT REASON OR PURPOSE FOR PLAYING. IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHO IS "PHAT AND A BEAST."[/quote]
:wink: :wink: niCe 1 u have a point thea.....i admit ive been Caught doin dat Couple times :cry: :cry: :oops: .....not no more tho i try 2 keep out of those :) ...i do like some Chris Daddy Dave tho :wink: :wink: :) :wink:
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......to be in a meeting a text message someone (which I just did BTW) :( :)
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It is not cool when:
Something at the church has been left unlocked and everybody blames somebody else except the person whose job it is to lock it up in the first place.
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It is not cool when:
Something at the church has been left unlocked and everybody blames somebody else except the person whose job it is to lock it up in the first place.
HA... I'm usually the one blamed because I am always there.... They never blame the people who are there during the day for afternoon prayer.... I don't get there until 7pm...
Its not kool for the LGM website to go down during lunch when you are in the middle of reading a post.... SO NOT KOOL!!![/u]
Hey Kadman is that color better.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!!!
I think we should take up an offering for a new server... I got $5 on it.... and I'm sending it COD.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!![/size]
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......to be in a meeting a text message someone (which I just did BTW) :( :)
LOL ..........LOL .......
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IT IS NOT COOL:
---MUSICIANS WHO PLAY "TAKE ME TO THE WATER" FOR PRAISE AND WORSHIP SERVICE.
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Are you serious!!! 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:
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......to be in a meeting a text message someone (which I just did BTW) :( :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8O
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It's also not cool to use LGM SOLELY for the purpose of hookin' up with someone of the opposite sex! 8O 8O :wink:
No Hookups ... period. This ain't myspace.com :oops:
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It's also not cool to use LGM SOLELY for the purpose of hookin' up with someone of the opposite sex! 8O 8O :wink:
No Hookups ... period. This ain't myspace.com
Lol!!!!!!! :D
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Not cool to start rehearsal at 7pm and finish the processional song (Mind you the FIRST SONG) at 9:30!!!!!!!
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---FOR MUSICIANS (INCLUDING SOME LGM MUSICIANS) TO SAY THEY ARE GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU SO YOU CAN WORK TOGETHER AND THEY DON'T SHOW UP OR CALL!
8O HEY! IT'S NOT COOL WHEN SOMEONE BUSTS YOU OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT EITHER! I SAID I'D HELP YOU OUT!
:wink: :lol: :lol:
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Not cool to start rehearsal at 7pm and finish the processional song (Mind you the FIRST SONG) at 9:30!!!!!!!
Aint that the truth.... ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!
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HA... I'm usually the one blamed because I am always there.... They never blame the people who are there during the day for afternoon prayer.... I don't get there until 7pm...
Its not kool for the LGM website to go down during lunch when you are in the middle of reading a post.... SO NOT KOOL!!![/u]
Hey Kadman is that color better.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!!!
I think we should take up an offering for a new server... I got $5 on it.... and I'm sending it COD.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!![/size]
Did I mention that the mother was a Pastor.... 8O 8O SO NOT KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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HA... I'm usually the one blamed because I am always there.... They never blame the people who are there during the day for afternoon prayer.... I don't get there until 7pm...
Its not kool for the LGM website to go down during lunch when you are in the middle of reading a post.... SO NOT KOOL!!![/u]
Hey Kadman is that color better.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!!!
I think we should take up an offering for a new server... I got $5 on it.... and I'm sending it COD.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LMBO!!!![/size]
Did I mention that the mother was a Pastor.... 8O 8O SO NOT KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
IGONRE THIS POST....
I Responded to the wrong "Not Cool" :oops: :oops: My Bad...LOL!!!
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It's Not Cool....
...To compare every musician you hear and/or know to some other musician your hear and/or know. For instance "Yeah he's good, but he ain't as good as such and such." One word...IMMATURE.
...To put crazy chords in every measure of every song you play. You don't have to play your rendition of every song your choir or praise team sing. Sometimes Amazing Grace just needs to be played like Amazing Grace. Occasionally less is more.
...For the church musician to still be asking the choir director for the key to songs that they have sung a million times.
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It's Not Cool....
...For the church musician to still be asking the choir director for the key to songs that they have sung a million times.
It's even worse when the choir director can't tell him. So now they have a thirty minute discussion about the correct key. "No that's too high"..."Uh,Uh that's too low"....TERRIBLE
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YEAH IT WOULDN'T BE COOL IF I ACTUALLY BUSTED SOMEONE OUT BUT I DIDN'T PUT ANY NAMES IN THERE SO NO SCRUTINY HAS OCCURED.
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YEAH IT WOULDN'T BE COOL IF I ACTUALLY BUSTED SOMEONE OUT BUT I DIDN'T PUT ANY NAMES IN THERE SO NO SCRUTINY HAS OCCURED.
LOL
:lol:
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...to the leave the drummer without helping him carry his equipment. Then the women ask and the men don't.....Esp. Keyboard players.
...to keep that baby in church while he's hollaring while the word coming forth.
....to Have a senoir Choir singing Fred Hammpnd Songs....whew!!!!
...to tell me that a rehursal is cancelled after I drove 25 miles to get to the church without calling.
...come to a performance with no gear....NO GEAR!!!
...go out of town for three days and spend all your money on the first..then we gotta take up a survival offering for you...LOL
...to play with whack musicians that show off instead of playing with the anointing.
...ask me to play for you at the last minute and I don't know the music.
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...to the leave the drummer without helping him carry his equipment. Then the women ask and the men don't.....Esp. Keyboard players.
Hey! If you can't carry your equipment then don't bring it!
:wink: :lol: :lol:
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...to the leave the drummer without helping him carry his equipment. Then the women ask and the men don't.....Esp. Keyboard players.
Hey! If you can't carry your equipment then don't bring it!
:wink: :lol: :lol:
You may be right but the Bible speaks on assisiting and helping out others in need... doesn't it?...I have no problem carrying my gear. I do it all the time. But it also can help to have help.....am I right?
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...to the leave the drummer without helping him carry his equipment. Then the women ask and the men don't.....Esp. Keyboard players.
I've always helped with the equipment and the men look at me funny instead of getting up to help.
...to keep that baby in church while he's hollaring while the word coming forth.
The worst part is they act like they don't hear them... You aint that much in the word you can't hear them right next to you... LMBO!!!!!!
....to Have a senoir Choir singing Fred Hammpnd Songs....whew!!!!
WHOA!!!!! 8O 8O
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...to the leave the drummer without helping him carry his equipment. Then the women ask and the men don't.....Esp. Keyboard players.
Hey! If you can't carry your equipment then don't bring it!
:wink: :lol: :lol:
You may be right but the Bible speaks on assisiting and helping out others in need... doesn't it?...I have no problem carrying my gear. I do it all the time. But it also can help to have help.....am I right?
LOL....Don't mind me people, I'm giddy today.....Well, actually it's night time here. :roll: :? :)
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It is definately NOT COOL to compare musicians, especially when the one u say isn't good at all is standing right behind u... besides it depnds on sooo much more if u compare musicians.. did they start playing the instruments at the same time? Do they practice for the same amount of time, all the time? Do they learn things at the same speed, NO!!!..no 2 musicians are alike, so why compare what God has made? God has given all of us a talent to do something, whether it's to play the piano or play scrabble, but whatever it may be,it depends on whether or not we want 2 take it 2 another level or not... U gotta have that drive or u will not want 2 get better at what u do.[/quote]
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Not cool when:
You got two choir directors and the MOM starts playing a song and one of the directors isn't there that day and the other director says they can't direct it because they don't know how to direct it. If you know a song, shouldn't you automatically know how to direct it?
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....to Have a senoir Choir singing Fred Hammpnd Songs....whew!!!!
Now THATis just shameful. I've seen it happen ... and the song was STOMP! 8O 8O
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it was not cool when we had a visiting Apostle and Prophetess and they brought their musician who is the MOM at their church he helped us out soo much and i apprecited him for it... when it was time for them to leave (only there for 4 days)....one of our sopranos ,named Monique, blurted out can we keep him for our priase and worship team..
she said that- becasue i can play, but giving parts is my kryptonite, right now...and the MOM could give parts without playin, after giving the parts and makin sure its all tight..then he would play...he's good, hands down......
she said this while people were giving the visiting apostle and phrophetess and MOm gifts..and the whole church heard....and looked at me....I think I blushed!!! and i'm a dark skinned brotha too. :oops: ....my wife could feel the pain and see it through my smile...
Monique is always giving me trouble........doe you guys have one in your PT team thats like that too?
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It is not cool when:
You get to rehearsal half and hour before and the MOM wants you to learn a song in half and hour so they can teach it to the choir in rehearsal.
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what does MOM stand for, pls exuse my ignorance
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oh, just found its Minister of Music. :!:
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what does MOM stand for, pls exuse my ignorance
That's not ignorance. when i first came, i had no idea what it meant either. I thought people were talking about their mothers.
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It makes me mad when someone almost not you over to get to the front and spend the whole service looking to the back and those who come an hour late and want you to find them a seat in the front.
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It is not cool when:
Someone is sitting in a funeral and all of a sudden their phone rings. They sit there in the funeral and answer the phone and they say, "Hello? Oh, I'm in a funeral! Sis. Hattie Smith! You didn't know she died? Yeah, well I'll call you back after the funeral. Bye bye!" I mean...HONESTLY! What would be worse is if it were someone in the family.
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ITS NOT COOL ....WHEN YOU SING AT ANOTHER CHURCH AND THEY TURN THA MICS UP FOR THERE CHOIR AND DOWN FOR YOUR CHIOR
ITS NOT COOL.....WHEN MUSICIANS GET PAID ALL THAT MONEY AND DONT PAY THERE TITHES :x
ITS NOT COOL.......WHEN PASTORS DONT PREACH AGAINST CERTAIN THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY MAY LOSE MEMBERS....(LIKE HOMOSEXUALITY)
ITS NOT COOL......WHEN YOU GET DROWNED OUT BY A MUSICIANS AMP THAT ISNT EVEN THAT GREAT
ITS NOT COOL.....TO GO TO A VISITIN CHURCH AND SING A SONG THAT THEIR CHIOR SANG ALREADY
ITS NOT COOL......TO PLAY TYE TRIBBETTS SHOUT WHEN THA CONGREGATION IS 98% ELDERLY ROTFLMBO :lol:
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Not cool when:
The minister is preaching and his phone begins to play a jingle
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ITS NOT COOL......TO PLAY TYE TRIBBETTS SHOUT WHEN THA CONGREGATION IS 98% ELDERLY ROTFLMBO :lol:
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what does tye tribett shouts sounds like? can someone post an audio clip of it? :oops:
thanks
Djpaps wrote
what does MOM stand for, pls exuse my ignorance
I was there too once.... :lol:
I was like ma....n some of these folks momma's is into everything!!!!!
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what does tye tribett shouts sounds like? can someone post an audio clip of it? :oops:
thanks
On the cd "Life" if you listen to the song My Joy with John P. Kee, you can hear the shout on there. It's at the end of the song. If you don't have the cd like myself lol, go to www.blubster.com and download that music software. You can get free music on there so just download the song on there so you can listen to it.
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my wife doenst like us to downlad stuff onto our computer..,cuz many things contain viruses....and can create weakness in the system, which people can easily hack into..So.......................does anyone have an audio clip they can post of Tye tribett's music
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M.O.M. stands for Minister of Music. I think people were referencing they didn't know in the past, but I don't think they gave the definition.
It's not cool to compare musicians, but it's also NOT COOL for a musician to play "out of their element". If you play hymns for 40 years, I wouldn't expect you to all of a sudden play Kirk Franklin. At the same time, if you play John P. Kee your whole life, I wouldn't ask you to play "Draw Me Nearer".
(P.S. If you can't play hymns, YOU ARE NOT A MUSICIAN!)
(P.S.S. Yeah, I said it)
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Its not cool to laugh at someone when they fall
Its not cool to help someone up that fell, and be laughing at the same time.
Its not cool to laugh as someone that is limping away after they fell.
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Its not cool to laugh at someone when they fall
Its not cool to help someone up that fell, and be laughing at the same time.
Its not cool to laugh as someone that is limping away after they fell.
ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Its not kool to text someone during bible study while sitting in the second row and get caught by the pastor...
Its not kool after getting caught to go to the bathroom to finish sending the text.....
Its not kool to get up and go back to the bathroom just to check the responce to the text you just sent....
ROTFLMBO!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did that last night duriing bible study..... Lord forgive me....
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At the same time, if you play John P. Kee your whole life, I wouldn't ask you to play "Draw Me Nearer".
(P.S. If you can't play hymns, YOU ARE NOT A MUSICIAN!)
(P.S.S. Yeah, I said it)
And .... what if you can't play a hymn without throwing in Tri-tones, Dim 5th, Aug 6th's and 13th's? Sometimes a Hymn needs to be a Hymn. Nah Mean? :wink:
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Not cool:
When pastors (not all pastors) use the moving of the holy spirit 2 take up an offering
EX: When the spirit moves through a great song
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It's not cool.....
To post something & use no punctuation whatsoever!! No periods, commas........nothing! How are you expecting to be understood if no one knows where a sentence ends or begins? We won't talk about spelling........ 8O! (we just won't talk about it!) :x
(Whew! Glad that's off my chest....!)
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Not cool:
When pastors (not all pastors) use the moving of the holy spirit 2 take up an offering
EX: When the spirit moves through a great song
Like we all paying for the entertainment! 8O 8O
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X wrote
P.S. If you can't play hymns, YOU ARE NOT A MUSICIAN!)
(P.S.S. Yeah, I said it)
what about the musician who grew up not singing hymns in church? they had old time songs like...Jesus on the mainline, God is a good God, Praise the Lord erybody?
Puuhhlleaassee!!!! Spare me!! :roll:
please tell me you were jokin? :? :)
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Its Not Cool When People Ask Me Is ******* My Girl
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X wrote
P.S. If you can't play hymns, YOU ARE NOT A MUSICIAN!)
(P.S.S. Yeah, I said it)
what about the musician who grew up not singing hymns in church? they had old time songs like...Jesus on the mainline, God is a good God, Praise the Lord erybody?
Puuhhlleaassee!!!! Spare me!! :roll:
please tell me you were jokin? :? :)
Those are Hymns too; Praise Hymns ... :D
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That's right, those are praise hymns.
No one can say that you aren't a musician if you can't play hymns, it's all in musical needs, musical training, and musical styles.
The hymns that we call "hymns" today aren't in the Psalms. Many were written in the eighteen, nineteenth and twentieth centuries.
So . . . does that mean that the wonderful Levites, who were commanded to play skillfully, who worshipped with those Psalms in the Temple were not musicians?
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:x It's not cool when little kids get on the instruments after church when no one is looking.
sometimes things end up broken or out of place and "NO ONE EVER KNOWS WHO DID IT"
:? Is it just me?
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So . . . does that mean that the wonderful Levites, who were commanded to play skillfully, who worshipped with those Psalms in the Temple were not musicians?
Well, in context, Psalms were the the hymns of the time so, in a way, they had the same problem :wink:. I can imagine the clay-tablet-forum discussions way back then, with harpists and flutists slinging it out.
But I'm kind of agreeing with X - I'd say if you can't play hymns you are not a church musician. Hymns are your bread and butter, you don't have to know them all (I don't), but you should be able to at least follow a singer. If you can't do that, you are missing the ability of identifying simple progressions, a cornerstone of any musician.
This happens a lot with (esp young and secular) guitar players - they learn the most beautiful sweeping two-hand tapping arpeggios with hammer-ons, pull-offs and triple backflips because they want to imitate rock bands, but they can't do a basic I-vi-ii-V sing-a-long. Are they entertainers? Yes. Musicians? Probably not.
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It's not cool.....To post something & use no punctuation whatsoever!!
yes i struggle with that too a lot of times posts are unintelligible due to the lack of punctuation blame it on cell phones i say :wink:
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i feel a musician is someone who can follow the voice singing a song...thats you basic entry level musician...
Umm..yeah!! if you can follow whose singin, I deem you a musician....it doenst have to be chords your playin either, you can just follow the melody, just single keying it!! :lol:
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it is NOT COOL to have 6AM prayer and everybody's on time but the person who's supposed to open the door and 'lead' us in prayer. 15 Minutes late!!!!!
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It is not cool when the MOM wants every member of the choir to be on time for rehearsal and church, and gives lectures on the subject, but is 20 minutes late for all rehearsals, services, and other functions.
It is not cool when everybody wants you to do their job and then, they act like it was your job in the first place, then when you get tired and stop, everybody blames you for not doing the job. Especially, the person whose job it was in the first place, and they just sit back and let you take the blame when you were doing the job for them. Then, they don't even say thank you.
When the choir gets up to sing with 20 members, but only 6 people are even wearing their robe, and this happens every Sunday. All 20 people own robes!
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Did I ever mention how in choir rehearsal every single week, only 5 or 6 people show up, and you look up every sunday, and there is a full choir stand (about 40 or 50 people). Then, when they start singing, only those 5 or 6 people open their mouths. AND the extra people won't wear their robes (as i mentioned about robes in the last post).
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It is not cool when everybody wants you to do their job and then, they act like it was your job in the first place, then when you get tired and stop, everybody blames you for not doing the job. Especially, the person whose job it was in the first place, and they just sit back and let you take the blame when you were doing the job for them. Then, they don't even say thank you.
If I couldn't say a word I'd just wave my hand..... Trust me I know how you feel.....
Amen Amen Amen!!!!!!
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It is not cool when everybody wants you to do their job and then, they act like it was your job in the first place, then when you get tired and stop, everybody blames you for not doing the job. Especially, the person whose job it was in the first place, and they just sit back and let you take the blame when you were doing the job for them. Then, they don't even say thank you.
If I couldn't say a word I'd just wave my hand..... Trust me I know how you feel.....
Amen Amen Amen!!!!!!
It has never happened to me, but I have seen it done before. It is just not cool.
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It's not cool when...
-You are standing by someone in church and the Pastor/Minister is praying and the brother next to you passes gas and you look at him and he act like its you...
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It's not cool when you have a whole section of sopranos singing alto, even though they know the part and you singing it for them :? . It's called being LAAAAAZZYYYYYY. Or when the female tenors say that there part is to high but they forever singing the alto parts 8O 8O 8O . I mean come on. I am a perfectionist when it comes to the voices............and that just drives me up the wall. We can not have the whole choir singing alto.
And it's really not cool when the director could care less if the parts ain't correct. That's right yall.............I'm not even the director but the assistant.
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It is not cool when
.....the keyboardist gets up and leaves in the middle of a song to do something else and the other musicians to try and the over his part.
.......when the choir can't find their parts or remember the words in rehearsal, but can showboat when at another church.
.........when fifty-five kids appear out of nowhere, and they all sit on the first row to watch the drummer play, (and they all mysteriously have produced a pair of sticks!)
........when you tryin' to get your praise on,(I mean tears and snot and all) and the usher taps you on the shoulder to tell you your slip is showing.
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It is not cool when
.........when fifty-five kids appear out of nowhere, and they all sit on the first row to watch the drummer play, (and they all mysteriously have produced a pair of sticks!)
........when you tryin' to get your praise on,(I mean tears and snot and all) and the usher taps you on the shoulder to tell you your slip is showing.
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IT'S NOT COOL WHEN THE PREACHER PREACHES UNTIL YOU ARE ABOUT BREAK OUT IN A SHOUT, BUT BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE HE CALMLY SAYS... PLEASE BE SEATED!!!!
THAT'S NOT COOL (LIKE FIRE IN MY BONES)
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These sound like poems. By the way, I don't have the time right now to say whats not cool. That there is just not cool.
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Hey, it's not cool to ONLY show up for choir rehearsal and the Sunday or other event your ministry sings.
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Its not cool.....
.....for me to make New Years resolutions each year and follow them for about a week. :D
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Why am I just reading this post? OH MY GOD!
If I'm in a meeting I don't care to be in, I text my sister to CALL ME ASAP so I can "have an emergency" and leave. Now y'all tell me it's not cool!
OH SNAP! PSYCHO BABBLE! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's not cool to have your phone on in church in mid-July and it rings playin' jingle bells at full volume while the preacher's up. (this really happened)
... And instead of pressing 'answer' or 'end' to stop the ringing, you walk all the way out down the center aisle 'jingling all the way'
... The preacher puts you on blast that time, and it happens three more times before the end of the summer, and you blame it on the fact that your football playing son has to call you to be picked up and you can't turn it off or you might miss his call, like vibrate hasn't been invented yet.
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It is not cool when
.........when fifty-five kids appear out of nowhere, and they all sit on the first row to watch the drummer play, (and they all mysteriously have produced a pair of sticks!)
LOL!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Its not cool when your praise and worship team refuses to give the selection at a visiting church because the church isn't 'crunk' enough.
It's not cool to be in a worship service with a really loud ringtone. Especially is the ringtone is the theme of a Japanese anime series that you like very very much. This happened to me recently that I forgot to put my phone on silent, and the ringtone I had is the ending song of FullMetal Alchemist Anime. :oops:
Its not cool when the visiting musician swears she can play but is so off key til it is not funny (next time she comes back to our church I need to refer her to this site).
Its really not funny when the person that trained her is her pastor :?
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Its not kool to teach the choir a new song and they want to sing it every Sunday... Only because that is the only song they sing perfectly... and the only reason why they sing it perfectly is because during your direction you are singing every part to make sure they stay on key and in the right range... and then you are walking around with no voice....
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It's not cool for the choir to decide to wear all black for the 25th Church Anniversary and you go to WAL-MART and buy a cheap black shirt....but you're said to be a showoff because the rest of the choir wore the black that faded because it had been washed 100 times from all the funerals we have to sing at.
Like it's my fault that YOU didn't buy something new and I did!
PSYCHO BABBLE!
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It's not cool for the choir to decide to wear all black for the 25th Church Anniversary and you go to WAL-MART and buy a cheap black shirt....but you're said to be a showoff because the rest of the choir wore the black that faded because it had been washed 100 times from all the funerals we have to sing at.
Like it's my fault that YOU didn't buy something new and I did!
PSYCHO BABBLE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is too funny... They just jealous of you and will neva be happy with any thing you do... even if you do what they want you to do....
Now that aint kool
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Starting a thread about what is not cool is cool. If someone starts a thread about what is cool, that would not be cool. Wait. I confused myself a little. That's not cool either. This post by me is not cool I guess. Anyway, I'm out, which I'm sure is cool for some people.
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This is a good thread, Thats cool
i could relate to ..kids appear out of nowhere, and they all sit on the first row to watch the drummer play, (and they all have a pair of sticks!)
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It's not cool for a pastor of a visiting church who is playing for his choir to tell you to take over because the choir is singing in a key he doesn't like to play in. And you don't like playing in that key either, but you fumble through it.
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Not cool to play, "Glad to be in the Service"
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AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO......NOT.......COOL!!!!
EBOWSHAY!!
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Please tell me that was a sick joke!!!!!!!!! No one in their right mind would play "Glad to Be in the Service" at a funeral? OH MY GOODNESS! 8O
Great material for a play..........hmmmmmmmmmm!
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Not cool
to show up at 5:40 for a 4 - 6pm Saturday rehearsal (and you're the lead on one of tomorrow's songs}
to show up at 9:15 for an 8:30 service (and you HAD the lead in the 1st song)
to ask the Praise Team leader if they have the lyrics for the song you are supposed to lead as the choir assembles at the mics
to not show up for rehearsal at all, then show up at service the next day,
LATE and robed up and then rush right up to the choir stand.[/list:u]
All those things were accomplished by the same person over a period of two weeks.
A couple more.....
Not cool to answer your home phone at 4:30 when the Praise Team leader calls to REMIND you that rehearsal starts at 4:00.
Not cool to hand a mic to your brother (who can sing, but refuses to rehearse with the Praise Team) when the music gets hype and everyone's feelin' it
Peace,
James
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Its not cool
When your keyboardist walks backwards
in other churches
to get to a 3ft a way location
When The Choir Has To sing a song agin that they sung a night ago
When some corrects You all the time but, dont want u correct them
When The Power Go out in church-when the spirit is moving
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Im like Peach..why am I just now seeing this post. 8O
Its not cool for a young person who's just learning to play the keys, to ask you when are we going to sing some cool songs for praise & worship and he doesnt know how to play any (At least I would be willing to learn them if he knew them) 8O
Its not cool for for the praise team members to come to church late and expect to still sing (aint happenin at LOJ) :roll:
Its not cool for you to wonder why a certain person leads all the songs but you wont lead anything. :x
Its not cool to have have an offering at a concert and spend 20 minutes on the $50 line. 8O
Its not cool for the praise team to wear every other color except the color that you're supposed to wear.
Its not cool to say your interested in a woman and want her to be yours and dont call unless you want something. 8O (That one was free lol :D )
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Not cool
to show up at 5:40 for a 4 - 6pm Saturday rehearsal (and you're the lead on one of tomorrow's songs}
to show up at 9:15 for an 8:30 service (and you HAD the lead in the 1st song)
to ask the Praise Team leader if they have the lyrics for the song you are supposed to lead as the choir assembles at the mics
to not show up for rehearsal at all, then show up at service the next day,
LATE and robed up and then rush right up to the choir stand.[/list:u]
All those things were accomplished by the same person over a period of two weeks.
A couple more.....
Not cool to answer your home phone at 4:30 when the Praise Team leader calls to REMIND you that rehearsal starts at 4:00.
Not cool to hand a mic to your brother (who can sing, but refuses to rehearse with the Praise Team) when the music gets hype and everyone's feelin' it
Peace,
James
That was WAAAAAYYYY too much!! :lol: :lol:
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Not cool to play, "Glad to be in the Service"
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AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO......NOT.......COOL!!!!
EBOWSHAY!!
That's Funny LOL
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8O Wow 8O
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As bad as I don't want to say it, IT IS TRUE.. And that's why ya'll don't know musicians in Sacramento...
OH GAUD..... :oops:
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Everything was cool, they tell me until they got to
"didn't have to let me live, didn't have to let me live". My friend said that's when everyone let loose crying and screamin', I guess homeboy on the organ didn't like the dude in the box, huh...
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I'm telling you now.........that will be in my next play (not the one in FEB but the one in AUG). I hope I can stop laughing enough to write it down! :lol:
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It is NOT cool for a church to THROW OUT a perfectly good piano and keep an old, busted, raggedy one.
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It's not cool for the organist to start the prelude 30 seconds b4 the pastor starts the service :cry:
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Everything was cool, they tell me until they got to
"didn't have to let me live, didn't have to let me live". My friend said that's when everyone let loose crying and screamin', I guess homeboy on the organ didn't like the dude in the box, huh...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's too funny!!!
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That's to messed up 8O
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Its not cool to come to service 30min late and walk up to the front and rather than back up the PW TEAM, you start leading it.
Its not cool to come into church after PW is over and then after the sermon start singing a song the Praise TEAM already did. So, not cool.
Its not cool for the pastor to go into his pocket in the middle of service and pay me, by going over to put a check on my board.
* I'm like, dag dawg you could atleast hit me before or after service, not during. It makes the PW TEAM jealous.
It wasnt cool to have Watch Night on Sat till 1am and have reg. service on Sunday
*Whole church was blinking.
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Oh, no. Please tell me you are joking.
The person actually played "Didn't have to let me live, didn't have to let me live . . . " and they were at a funeral?
I don't know if I think that is funny or if it is just ignorant. The poor family!
But let me add mine . . .
It is not cool for cell phones to go off in church when you know you are not a surgeon waiting to save someone's life. Turn them off! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Be Blessed, everyone :D
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I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....
It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God! Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".
In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears! Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!
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It's not cool for the people on american idol to sound the way they do!!!!!
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It's not cool to sing "I've Just Started Living" on your first service in church after your honeymoon. :oops:
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I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....
It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God! Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".
In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears! Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!
OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!
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Oh, no. That is too funny . . .
"I'll get paid for what I do,
And for all I'm going through,
I lift my hands
And Get Paid."
"Paid is who I am
Despite giving tax to Uncle Sam
I still take home
My net pay."
Listen to the bridge to the song . . .
"I'll get paid for what I do . . . Yes . . . Paid for what I do!"
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That's funny! But not like being there. I'm telling you I couldn't direct for literally crying laughing! My mom, my sister, two choir members, and I were in the hallway dying. You would have thought we were having a shout fest in the hallway! I always keep my composure in church....but that took the cake! When I walked back in, the musicians' eyes and faces were red...but they held out better than me. The President got on us the following Wednesday for our conduct and the whole choir did good until someone sat in the back and hummed under their breath "paid for what i do..........for what I do" and the choir died laughing again as though it had just happened!
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AWW shiznit man!!!
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I am so glad that the kids on this site are not intelligent enough to translate slang! Whew! And I'd be interested in knowing when it became okay for saved folks to say "shiznit" when we all know the real translation, which is not a Hebrew tongue by the way.
It is NOT COOL to say "shiznit" on a gospel site where kids have access. That would make them think it's OK to try to cuss on the slick.
Add this to the TOP of the not cool list.
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It's not cool for the people on american idol to sound the way they do!!!!!
Did you check out Zachary, the boy/girl.....girl/boy.....whatever last night??
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Peach.
:D
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OOOOOOHHHH! Yeah! I saw him! That poor child is confused and so is his mother! She said he's "eccentric". I'm sorry, but eccentric is not the word she's looking for. CONFUSED is what he is.
Some people say that you should "accept people the way they are", but I beg to differ! If your teen-aged son/daughter is in the habit of molesting other children, do you say, "Oh, that's just how he/she is..."??? NO! If you catch your child torturing animals, do you just go, "Oh, he's just a kid...he doesn't know any better." If your SON is dressed up as a WOMAN do you just say, "oh, that's just how he is..."??? Oh, man, I hope not. But, that's what this woman did.
Then the kid cries and says, "American Idol is mirroring the ways of America, which is racist and prejudiced...just because I sang a girl's song and the notes were too high for me, doesn't mean I can't sing...", or whatever he said. Ummmm, isn't the point of A.I. to pick a song that is within your range/vocal talent and showcase it during try-outs?? Umm, YEEEESSS! Jeez Louise! The kid is definitely confused.
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OOOOOOHHHH! Yeah! I saw him! That poor child is confused and so is his mother! She said he's "eccentric". I'm sorry, but eccentric is not the word she's looking for. CONFUSED is what he is.
Some people say that you should "accept people the way they are", but I beg to differ! If your teen-aged son/daughter is in the habit of molesting other children, do you say, "Oh, that's just how he/she is..."??? NO! If you catch your child torturing animals, do you just go, "Oh, he's just a kid...he doesn't know any better." If your SON is dressed up as a WOMAN do you just say, "oh, that's just how he is..."??? Oh, man, I hope not. But, that's what this woman did.
Then the kid cries and says, "American Idol is mirroring the ways of America, which is racist and prejudiced...just because I sang a girl's song and the notes were too high for me, doesn't mean I can't sing...", or whatever he said. Ummmm, isn't the point of A.I. to pick a song that is within your range/vocal talent and showcase it during try-outs?? Umm, YEEEESSS! Jeez Louise! The kid is definitely confused.
You are so right! Did you see the look on Randy's face when he said "Aren't you a girl?" :lol:
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Hey, that was my first time ever watching that show. I was on my way out and I saw it on TV. He is a trip. And they were wrong for setting it up like he was a girl from the bottom. But truthfully, how many guys do you know that wear that kind of shirt????? Come on man........ Simon is a trip.
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I don't think Simon would have given him a pass even if he could sing.
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I am so glad that the kids on this site are not intelligent enough to translate slang! Whew! And I'd be interested in knowing when it became okay for saved folks to say "shiznit" when we all know the real translation, which is not a Hebrew tongue by the way.
It is NOT COOL to say "shiznit" on a gospel site where kids have access. That would make them think it's OK to try to cuss on the slick.
Add this to the TOP of the not cool list.
Peach...No You DIDN'T!!!
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(imitating Brown on "Meet the Browns") I'm sorry!
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!
Ya'll done kissed & made up! :P :wink:
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!
Ya'll done kissed & made up! :P :wink:
My pastor said NO KISSING WHILE DATING
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Oh, no. That is too funny . . .
"I'll get paid for what I do,
And for all I'm going through,
I lift my hands
And Get Paid."
"Paid is who I am
Despite giving tax to Uncle Sam
I still take home
My net pay."
Listen to the bridge to the song . . .
"I'll get paid for what I do . . . Yes . . . Paid for what I do!"
8O And when will this song be on cd lol!!!! :D :o :lol:
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AHHHH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Now that is FUN T! It's ok shuga!
Ya'll done kissed & made up! :P :wink:
My pastor said NO KISSING WHILE DATING
:lol:
Well, ya gotta do what the pastor say! :D
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OOOOOOHHHH! Yeah! I saw him! That poor child is confused and so is his mother! She said he's "eccentric". I'm sorry, but eccentric is not the word she's looking for. CONFUSED is what he is.
Some people say that you should "accept people the way they are", but I beg to differ! If your teen-aged son/daughter is in the habit of molesting other children, do you say, "Oh, that's just how he/she is..."??? NO! If you catch your child torturing animals, do you just go, "Oh, he's just a kid...he doesn't know any better." If your SON is dressed up as a WOMAN do you just say, "oh, that's just how he is..."??? Oh, man, I hope not. But, that's what this woman did.
Then the kid cries and says, "American Idol is mirroring the ways of America, which is racist and prejudiced...just because I sang a girl's song and the notes were too high for me, doesn't mean I can't sing...", or whatever he said. Ummmm, isn't the point of A.I. to pick a song that is within your range/vocal talent and showcase it during try-outs?? Umm, YEEEESSS! Jeez Louise! The kid is definitely confused.
You are so right! Did you see the look on Randy's face when he said "Aren't you a girl?" :lol:
Hecky, yeah! LOL! His eyes popped out like this 8O Didn't he look just like that? LOL! I mean, come on...ok, lets say he COULD sing...would they have given him a chance? Well, I'd say they'd kind of have to, because the "boy" was a walking taboo in America. Then again, (no offense to anyone, I love this guy) so was Ruben Studdard, because he was obese...BUT....THE MAN COULD SANG! They had to give him a chance. I don't thing America would have it any other way...the same goes for "boy who wishes he was a girl". (Gives me an idea on another topic...maybe later).
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Its so not cool...
When people visit a church, and the speaker calls dem "prayer and deliverance" lines, and he/she lays hands on them so Hard they Have to fall :? :lol: :? 8O :lol: , instead of just simply praying...lol and Knock you down again if you dont stay down at least 5 minutes lol (like its a time limit or something for God to move and deal with you lolololo) :P :P
Its so not cool for people that dont want to be in line mentioned above to pretend they do because somehow drafted and when the speaker comes to do the forceful prayer they keep the heads struggling forward :lol: 8) :lol: lol and then finally fall down from exhaustion lolololol :twisted:
Its not cool for a Mother of the church, to leave little notes on the young deacons cars saying "Im Not TOO Young" lolololololololol :twisted: and she like 70, lol pray fa her yall, shes a little senile :lol: lol but shes hilarious, yall I have many more "NOT COOL" stories on her alone, I cant even begin lol....
Its not cool for another old mother sing a song like this "I dont wanna go to hell, (hell naw) I dont wanna go to hell, (hell naw)... 8O :lol: 8O As if it were apart of our usual hymns or songs similiar this "Jesus on the main line (tell him what you want) Jesus on the main line( tell him what you want) thats crazy 8) , Im in a relief that service was not going on at the time, cause If I had of been there I prolly would have messed up the flow from laughin so hard loloolol da church knows im crazy too :lol: :lol: that would have been the da end of it...
(Actually this last one is really kind of COOL)
Its not cool When Its all Peach post's are so funny and hilarious (man youre are so funny and gifted to explained these type of situations lol)
that the security dude, RAs, and fellow students From my dorm peek in to check on me in the computer room (mind you, im in there by myself, so theyre thinking IM having an episode lol) and make sure Im feeling okay, cause IM LAUGHING AND GASPING GIGGLING SHOUTS so hard they think im loosing it!!!!!!!! the security goes "are you alright, are you alright?" and I try to stay calm enough to say yeah, and Im like "im fine" all nice and sweet and when he leaves IM laughing another 45 minutes cause of the look on his face AND THEN reading da post of someone Actually typing out the song "Paid is what I do", on top of him explaining the story making me laugh even more... yall I was all over the floor, I think I was laughin and giggling for like almost 2 hours NO JOKE, you could only imagine how it would have been if my goofy self had of been there at the time, I would have had to say Im sorry "Meet the Brown" style all day... just to pull myself together, Im going to stop typing yall Im overwhelmed with COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Its all Peach for that, I feel you totally on that situation lololol and I saw myself in that situation, I probably would have reacted the same way :P That was sooooooooo not cool in a good way :wink:
Oh yeah the funeral thing and the 50 kids that mysteriously came up with drumsticks was pretty sweet and bad as well :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...."
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WOW! I'm a celebrity in my own right (in big old red letters)!
THANKS!
I'm trying to leave it alone now...y'all stop! The play that I'm currently working on (and have been almost three to five years) is called "the People on My Pew" or for short, "Pewdrama" (that's how I have it saved on the computer). It's about the off the wall things that we do in church like "singing Glad to Be in the Service" at a funeral - without thinking and it's really sad! I can't tell the whole story until it's complete...but I don't want to add "paid for what I do" because the deacon might be offended.
It's funny for you guys to READ but I LIVED it...and my mama is so stern. She gets on me for laughing in church when they do crazy stuff...but she was on the wall in her good suit cracking up! Poor Pastor was trying to hold a straight face in the pulpit and who really knows if he was laughing or praying behind that handkerchief that covered his face that he normally only wipes sweat with WHILE he's preaching (not before)!
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It's not cool...
When the spirit is high in the church and an elder walks up to the mic and starts singing,
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'
(every heart every heart)
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'
OOOOOOOHHHHHH Can't take that one....
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Its not cool for people to start shouting when the music starts and stop exactly when the music stops and go back to their seat and sit down like nothing happened
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HEY BISHOP! I think we need to have a meeting about a discussion to see why they do that....what page on the Bible it's found in....what's the relevance behind it....and can we get Madea T to spot-check different churches and shoot Pastors who do it "at random when there's no justification of why".
I also agree kinda sorta with Austinpowers (who has great hair by the way)...but Madea T can spot-check various churches and shoot those people as needed or maybe she can burn them with her cigarette.
Can I get a second?
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awh...thanks brotha peach, you know i have grey streaks in my hair and Its natural!
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It's not cool for a preacher to say "You don't have to open your Bibles, just listen to what I'm telling you" 8O
It's not cool for a preacher to give you the text of his sermon and then reads something totally different and never bothers to correct himself and you end up missing the entire message because you're still searching the Bible to find where he's coming from :?
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Its not cool for another old mother sing a song like this "I dont wanna go to hell, (hell naw) I dont wanna go to hell, (hell naw)... 8O :lol: 8O As if it were apart of our usual hymns or songs similiar this "Jesus on the main line (tell him what you want) Jesus on the main line( tell him what you want) thats crazy 8) , "..........
8O O my goodness. Ive heard stories about this song but I never thought someone actually sung it in church for real!!!! 8O :D :o :lol:
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I"LL TELL YOU WHAT WOULD BE COOL....TO STOP POSTING ON THIS SUBJECT...MAN, 7 PAGES!!!!!!!!!LOL........
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SONOFPAUL....thy name shall be changed back to Saul if you don't quit!
It is SO not cool to be a soloist and NOT know what key you sing in when you are not at your local church! WAY not cool!
I just had one of my key soloists to call me from a funeral on my cell phone and whisper "Herman...what key do I sing 'Walk Around Heaven All Day' in?" I told her C# and she asked me to pitch her so I hummed the first line.
All of a sudden I hear her big voice break out singing (sounding as though she was singing into a mic) and the phone hung up in my face!
IT IS SO NOT COOL to do that while you're standing there getting ready to sing!!!!!!!! I have laughed my tail off!
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I can't wait to see her at Bible Study tonight to make sure that's what she did before I die laughing right in her face. OH MY GOD!
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It's not cool to:
Pray 10 mins to start the service, and take an hour on the offering.
It's not cool when:
The deacon never really prays, he talks to the congregation and God at different times, i.e:
"I thank the lord for you all today you look so beautiful, LOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Touch Sis macaroni's crack addict son Lord, and you know we are having our pastor's appreciation and we want you to give today. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD D, My brother in Texas Lord he's all I got left lord since you took momma home..."
HMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Which brings me to this one
It's not cool when people use words they cannot pronounce correctly...
There was this pastor here that used to say,
"Your daughter my be on the street corner, and your father may be a womanizer, and you son may be hooked on medicine cabinet "barbie tour rates"
(Barbiturates)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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SONOFPAUL....thy name shall be changed back to Saul if you don't quit!
It is SO not cool to be a soloist and NOT know what key you sing in when you are not at your local church! WAY not cool!
I just had one of my key soloists to call me from a funeral on my cell phone and whisper "Herman...what key do I sing 'Walk Around Heaven All Day' in?" I told her C# and she asked me to pitch her so I hummed the first line.
All of a sudden I hear her big voice break out singing (sounding as though she was singing into a mic) and the phone hung up in my face!
IT IS SO NOT COOL to do that while you're standing there getting ready to sing!!!!!!!! I have laughed my tail off!
Peach ~ I'm gonna bite a hole in my bottom lip to keep from laughing!! OMG!! :lol: :lol: 8O
and Bishop2 ~ you a mess too!!
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It's not cool to:
Pray 10 mins to start the service, and take an hour on the offering.
It's not cool when:
The deacon never really prays, he talks to the congregation and God at different times, i.e:
"I thank the lord for you all today you look so beautiful, LOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Touch Sis macaroni's crack addict son Lord, and you know we are having our pastor's appreciation and we want you to give today. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD D, My brother in Texas Lord he's all I got left lord since you took momma home..."
HMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Which brings me to this one
It's not cool when people use words they cannot pronounce correctly...
There was this pastor here that used to say,
"Your daughter my be on the street corner, and your father may be a womanizer, and you son may be hooked on medicine cabinet "barbie tour rates"
(Barbiturates)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
almost choked on my lunch here.......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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:lol: Its sooooo not cool for a guest minister to draft choir members from the congration, when he's supposed to be going forth in the word, just because he wants a choir to sing before he preaches :lol: ... he forgot, this church doesnt have a CHOIR, so imagine the bewildered members gettin up to sing, looking crazy and laughin and singing, while he gets me off the organ to hold da mic, as he gets on to play and sang at da same time prolonging the service to be more entertaining and funny than ministerial and comforting, so not cool! lol
Its soooooooo not cool, for so many musicians to come through our Church, that essential part of our equiptment comes up missing and it is soooooooooo not cool for visiting musicians to play the instruments like they're mad at the equiptment or something lol (bangin on keys, stomping the pedals, plummeting the sticks on the drums and snatchin out drawbars extremely hard dang, theres only so much no human things can take lololol) :wink: 8) :lol: :lol: 8) :lol:
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:lol: Its sooooo not cool for a guest minister to draft choir members from the congration, when he's supposed to be going forth in the word, just because he wants a choir to sing before he preaches :lol: ... he forgot, this church doesnt have a CHOIR, so imagine the bewildered members gettin up to sing, looking crazy and laughin and singing, while he gets me off the organ to hold da mic, as he gets on to play and sang at da same time prolonging the service to be more entertaining and funny than ministerial and comforting, so not cool! lol
This is too much! And at the same time....it's sad that he felt he had to do that :!:
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It's not when something that you said makes a person feel less about themselves because you are younger than they are, and they make a post about you as to dismiss your intellelect because they are older....and when you send them a message through the site, they refuse to respond.
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It's not cool when something that you said makes a person feel less about themselves because you are younger than they are, and they make a post about you, as to dismiss your intellelect because they are older....and when you send them a message through the site, they refuse to respond.
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It's not cool after reading all the posts on "paid is what i do" to start singing "paid is what i do" accidentally while actually trying to sing "praise is what i do"... :o
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You're cool. The deacon stood there and said Paid FOR What I do....so you have given us yet another version that I'll probably be singing to bill collectors real soon! :lol:
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It's not cool when....
-you grab the mic and it smells like out-of-control halitosis
-the praise team leader starts making up songs and they're trying
to follow in confusion
-you're preachin and the organist is followin you in the wrong
chords
-you're shoutin or runnning so hard that you don't see that tear
in the carpet....OOOpppsss!!!
HELL SONG
Leader: Hell is a dry place
Congregation: I don't wanna go
Leader: Hell is a dry place
Congregation: I don't wanna go
Leader: Oh, Hell is a dry place
Congregation: I don't wanna go
Together: I said Hell no, I don't wanna go
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you know i have grey streaks in my hair and Its natural!
......my exwife has a natural grey streak. Gee. I hope you're not sort of crazy?! Sorry. Forgive me. I think like that sometimes.
Tony
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
NO, NO, NO WAIT!!!!
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
NO, NO, NO WAIT!!!!
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!
LOL!!!!!!!
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
NO, NO, NO WAIT!!!!
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
Although my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard..... That was a lil toooooooo much information..... ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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At our church, they sang Hell is a HOT place (I don't wanna go)! It was also the theme song of my play "when the gates swing open"....when did the words change to DRY????
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At our church, they sang Hell is a HOT place (I don't wanna go)! It was also the theme song of my play "when the gates swing open"....when did the words change to DRY????
8O 8O That's actually a song 8O 8O
I thought yall was kidding... That is soooooo not Kool...
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
8O :D Its not cool to tell something like that and expect people to keep a straight face!! Im straight laughing and crying over here!!! :lol:
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What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened).
Well, we thank God for the cushioned pews now....Amen?
I was introduced to "Hell is a dry place" through some friends and thats the way they always sung it.
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It's one of the call and response a cappella songs that one of our mothers sang last year when we had the "old time way" service with no choir, no instruments, and all congregational songs during Black History month.
The leader says....HELL IS A HOT PLACE
and the church says....I DON'T WANNA GO!
and on the vamp, the lead says DO YOU WANNA GO TO HELL (and the reply is HELL NO)!
When we did the play, I had to omit the vamp because the cast members could not stop breaking character and laughing during that part (and the Director and Writer couldn't either). So, to salvage my reputation as an up and coming playwright, we 86'd the vamp all together.
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I couldnt play a thing if they were singing that in front of me. LOL
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I couldnt play a thing if they were singing that in front of me. LOL
:lol: LOL , Me neither, cause IM toooooooo goofy, I would mess it up for everyone!!!!! :oops: :lol:
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Speaking of call and response songs, growing up in the "grand ole, grand ole" it was a long time when I found out I was singing the wrong words to songs, i.e.:
In the morning
When I ride (When I rise)
I want a white pony (I wanna rise holy)
When I ride (When I rise)
The old mothers had bad dentures ok, I sang it wrong for awhile.
Yall gonna scream at this one FO SHO!!!
It's not cool to sit in the pulpit and scratch your "holy place" with the bible...
They had it open in their lap with it standing on there lap and making motions with the bible across their lap...
Maybe they got a hold to something water won't wash off???
True story...
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...for the P&W leader to say 'The Devil is a liar. P&W team, musicians YOU ALL need to get it together' IN THE MIDDLE OF P&W! This just happened to me this past Thursday night. I thought 'TEAM' entailed everybody. :?:
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Yall gonna scream at this one FO SHO!!!
It's not cool to sit in the pulpit and scratch your "holy place" with the bible...
They had it open in their lap with it standing on there lap and making motions with the bible across their lap...
Maybe they got a hold to something water won't wash off???
True story...
Man ~ if that's a true story, then I am through!! :x Such a delicate, polite term......"holy place" :lol: :lol: But sitting in the pulpit :?: :?: :!: Well, I guess if you really have to scratch...... 8O
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It's not cool to come to service 45 minutes late and walk in the choir stand in the middle of one of the songs.
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
NO, NO, NO WAIT!!!!
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
:D :D :D oh my God that is too much...I am laughing so hard, my lungs are constricted, andI can't breathe...
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---Surgeons General's Warning-----
This message is not for the serious or the serious at heart. It may cause laughing disease read at your own risk
NO, NO, NO WAIT!!!!
What’s not cool is when you have to fart at church, you know that one, the one that hurts your stomach :( so bad you feel like speaking in tongues and praying for a healing 8O .... and you remember you are sitting on those old wood pews that like to echo all loud (The original ones from '67 when the church first opened). Then you have to hold it so long your face gets twisted and the pastor throws blessed oil on you thinking you need deliverance. When you finally can't hold it no more :oops: you try to time it with the bass on the drums.. then the song ends to soon and everyone rebukes you cuz they know what you did. LOOOOORRRDDDD PLEEEEEAAAASE get that devil out of his belly cuz it surely done died in there... Then the church mother is yellin LAZARUS COME FORTH at all the people who fell out from the smell... And to top it all off it's communion Sunday and you had on your white suit. It's not what you think I must have sat in chocolate somewhere....
Yeah, I think that’s not cool....
Time it with the bass drum on the drums???? And the song ends early. So basically you been fartin through the whole song..... WOW!!!!! God has a unique way of exposin folks!!!!;D
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Its not cool to have someone agree to be your wedding coordinator and they dont coordinate anything!
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I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy! :D :D
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I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy! :D :D
Well that just aint cool lol!
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Its not kool to resurrect an "Its not Kool" thread when
~The Beatuiful N toda A-K-I-A~
Is having a LOT of Not so kool moments....
So Here I go...
Its not Kool
- To poot in a car full of people on a HOT summer day, and then act like it aint you
- To drive breathe in someone's face KNOWING you aint seen a tooth brush in MONTHS
- To be on the phone with someone and NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!
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I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy! :D :D
YES INDEED!!! Bishop Cole
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It's one of the call and response a cappella songs that one of our mothers sang last year when we had the "old time way" service with no choir, no instruments, and all congregational songs during Black History month.
The leader says....HELL IS A HOT PLACE
and the church says....I DON'T WANNA GO!
and on the vamp, the lead says DO YOU WANNA GO TO HELL (and the reply is HELL NO)!
When we did the play, I had to omit the vamp because the cast members could not stop breaking character and laughing during that part (and the Director and Writer couldn't either). So, to salvage my reputation as an up and coming playwright, we 86'd the vamp all together.
who knew it really is a thing! This appeared on FB the other day, and I knew we talked about this song in the forums . Convo starts on pg8, crazy
https://www.facebook.com/disturbreality/videos/1032613146782762/ (https://www.facebook.com/disturbreality/videos/1032613146782762/)
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Not cool to play, "Glad to be in the Service"
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AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO......NOT.......COOL!!!!
EBOWSHAY!!
Everything was cool, they tell me until they got to
"didn't have to let me live, didn't have to let me live". My friend said that's when everyone let loose crying and screamin', I guess homeboy on the organ didn't like the dude in the box, huh...
I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....
It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God! Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".
In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears! Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!
That's funny! But not like being there. I'm telling you I couldn't direct for literally crying laughing! My mom, my sister, two choir members, and I were in the hallway dying. You would have thought we were having a shout fest in the hallway! I always keep my composure in church....but that took the cake! When I walked back in, the musicians' eyes and faces were red...but they held out better than me. The President got on us the following Wednesday for our conduct and the whole choir did good until someone sat in the back and hummed under their breath "paid for what i do..........for what I do" and the choir died laughing again as though it had just happened!
These posts have given me laughter for the day that I haven't had in a long time. If any of these ever happened at my church, I would've been through!!! :D
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It's not cool to get up during testimony service and yell out the phrase "Pubic hairs" while someone up testifying. I can't make this stuff up people, I can't. LMBO!!!
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It's not cool to get up during testimony service and yell out the phrase "Pubic hairs" while someone up testifying. I can't make this stuff up people, I can't. LMBO!!!
You shucking, T?
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You shucking, T?
I kid you not. I've never seen so many people put their heads down laughing in all my church days. Now, every time he gets up to testify, we be on the edge of our seats waiting to hear what he gone say this time, lol.