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Title: You know you are black when..........
Post by: under13 on May 04, 2008, 09:55:01 PM: When you got at least one family member named pookie, JJ, CJ, ray ray or junebug

When your momma has a can of chicken grease on the stove

When you have a scar on your ear from being burnt by a Hot come. Momma told ya to keep still!!

When.............?
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM: when your skin is dark..... ;D :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: phatstrings on May 05, 2008, 04:34:03 AM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D

Good one
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: sjonathan02 on May 05, 2008, 06:27:39 AM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D

And, there you have it. :D :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: jjblack on May 05, 2008, 06:51:27 AM: Quote from: under13 on May 04, 2008, 09:55:01 PM
When you got at least one family member named pookie, JJ, CJ, ray ray or junebug

LOL
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 07:23:22 AM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D

WOW...
that was quick and easy...

Next thread please. :D :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: clefnote on May 05, 2008, 08:16:06 AM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D
Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 07:23:22 AM
WOW...
that was quick and easy...

Next thread please. :D :D
EXACTLY , NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D :D ;) 8)
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: themidiroom on May 05, 2008, 08:28:05 AM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D

PWAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 08:33:52 AM: You know you are black when you are older than your aunts and uncles. I have 3 aunts younger than me. One is 10 years younger than I. :D

You know you are black if you identify Kool-aid by it's color. Tropical Punch, Cherry, and Strawberry are all considered RED KOOLAID.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 08:49:33 AM: You know you are black when you have brothers and sisters the same age as your younger children. My youngest brother and sister are the same ages as my two daughters. :)
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: clefnote on May 05, 2008, 09:03:31 AM: AND WHEN YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS CHICKEN AND PO' CHOPS!!!!! LOL! ;D :D 8)I KNOW MINE IS!LOL!
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 09:09:21 AM: When you drink sugar water! ;D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Fenix on May 05, 2008, 09:14:38 AM: Quote from: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
When you drink sugar water! ;D

I cant stand that stuff and i'm black-ish. ;)
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM: When you have an uncle
the same age as you.

And

when you have a 36yr old grandmother.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 09:18:45 AM: Quote from: Fenix on May 05, 2008, 09:14:38 AM
I cant stand that stuff and i'm black-ish. ;)

what is black-ish?
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Fenix on May 05, 2008, 09:21:00 AM: Quote from: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 09:18:45 AM
what is black-ish?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Hehehehehe!!!! :D :D :D :D

Back to the thread ya'll before this gets jacked.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:21:25 AM: Quote from: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 08:33:52 AM
You know you are black when you are older than your aunts and uncles. I have 3 aunts younger than me. One is 10 years younger than I. :D

You know you are black if you identify Kool-aid by it's color. Tropical Punch, Cherry, and Strawberry are all considered RED KOOLAID.

Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM
When you have an uncle
the same age as you.

You know you're black when
you don't read previous posts. ::)

Sorry Mama T... :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SirTJ on May 05, 2008, 09:27:05 AM: When you've seen the color purple.

...only a few of you will get that. :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: joshuag on May 05, 2008, 09:29:08 AM: Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM
When you have an uncle
the same age as you.

And

when you have a 36yr old grandmother.

umm that is not blackish that is straight GHETTO!!!

hahahahahahah..

you know your black when you get pulled over by a cop for being in the rich area...

you know your blackish when you look at your credit...
you know your blackish when you try and get a loan....
you know your blackish when you have had government cheese in your refig growing up....
you know your blackish when you buy name brand clothes and have nothing to eat in the house.....
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Dredakyst on May 05, 2008, 09:33:34 AM: Understood everything Rev. Wright said.. but give up when trying to explain to "others"
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on May 05, 2008, 09:40:27 AM: Quote from: Dredakyst on May 05, 2008, 09:33:34 AM
Understood everything Rev. Wright said.. but give up when trying to explain to "others"

(http://www.zeek.net/i/yoda.jpg)
Mmmmm....troof.....mmmm....
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: amandaag on May 05, 2008, 10:02:35 AM: Quote from: SirTJ on May 05, 2008, 09:27:05 AM
When you've seen the color purple.

...only a few of you will get that. :D

well i havent seen the color purple..... ?/?
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: themidiroom on May 05, 2008, 10:04:46 AM: Quote from: Dredakyst on May 05, 2008, 09:33:34 AM
Understood everything Rev. Wright said.. but give up when trying to explain to "others"
Hmmmm Rev Wright? sounds like another thread might be in order. I'm torn on this issue.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 10:05:22 AM: Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:21:25 AM
You know you're black when
you don't read previous posts. ::)

Sorry Mama T... :D

LOL!! :D

Further confirmation that we're black!!! Sister CM fell into the same trap too. LOL! :D :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 10:15:06 AM: Quote from: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 10:05:22 AM
LOL!! :D

Further confirmation that we're black!!! Sister CM fell into the same trap too. LOL! :D :D

What can I say, I'm only black? :D

I’m stilling trying to figure out what how can one be blackish.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 10:15:38 AM: Quote from: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 10:15:06 AM

What can I say, I'm only black? :D

I?m stilling trying to figure out what how can one be blackish.

LOL! :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Dredakyst on May 05, 2008, 10:33:29 AM: Quote from: themidiroom on May 05, 2008, 10:04:46 AM
Hmmmm Rev Wright? sounds like another thread might be in order. I'm torn on this issue.

Holla at me in the PM if you have any question... i could point you to some resources... :)
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Brittsings87 on May 05, 2008, 11:52:34 AM: Quote from: SirTJ on May 05, 2008, 09:27:05 AM
When you've seen the color purple.

...only a few of you will get that. :D

:D :D :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: EBChurchLady on May 05, 2008, 12:14:10 PM: Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D :D

Not necessarily.
"Black" is a culture...we all know light skinned black people who are as "white" as any white people. And there are LOTS of Asians & Hispanics who have dark skin.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Sekesai on May 05, 2008, 04:06:24 PM: OK
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: EBChurchLady on May 06, 2008, 12:35:43 AM: Quote from: Sekesai on May 05, 2008, 04:06:24 PM
OK

"Ok" to what? ?/?
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 06, 2008, 12:47:49 AM: When you use a butter knife as a multi-tool. (I did this just last week)

When you take a bath in dishwashing detergent when you run out of soap.

When you can quote lines from "The Color Purple," "Friday," and "The Mack."

When you take aluminum foil to the buffet so you can bring stuff home on the low.

mmmm, that's all I got for now.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: EBChurchLady on May 06, 2008, 12:56:22 AM: Quote from: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 06, 2008, 12:47:49 AM
When you use a butter knife as a multi-tool. (I did this just last week)

When you take a bath in dishwashing detergent when you run out of soap.

When you can quote lines from "The Color Purple," "Friday," and "The Mack."

When you take aluminum foil to the buffet so you can bring stuff home on the low.

mmmm, that's all I got for now.

You take aluminum foil to the buffet???
LOL! :D
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 06, 2008, 01:53:38 AM: Quote from: EBChurchLady on May 06, 2008, 12:56:22 AM
You take aluminum foil to the buffet???
LOL! :D

Oh no. I've never done that, but I know a few who have.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: changedman on May 06, 2008, 02:11:03 AM: Love chicken? Oh I am so black! How about "when you flip a pew but your hair stays in place"?
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on May 06, 2008, 09:27:07 AM: when someone uses the name "Debo" as a verb, and you understand what they mean, with no explanation.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: Fenix on May 06, 2008, 09:31:37 AM: Quote from: COGIC4SHO on May 06, 2008, 02:11:03 AM
Love chicken? Oh I am so black! How about "when you flip a pew but your hair stays in place"?

What DOES it mean? I've been seeing it around.
Title: Re: You know you are black when..........
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on May 06, 2008, 09:38:21 AM: Quote from: Fenix on May 06, 2008, 09:31:37 AM
What DOES it mean? I've been seeing it around.

The name "Debo" refers to a character in the movie "Friday", Played by Tiny "Zeus" Lester. He was a very aggressive brute, bullying the neighborhood inhabitants. if he saw something he wanted he would walk up to you take it, and walk away, and ot even turn aroud to see what you would do.

(http://www.nappyafro.com/deebo.jpg)

"BREAK YO'SELF, FOOL!"