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Offline LyricTenor

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #560 on: December 06, 2006, 10:15:40 AM »

Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function  ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man.  ?/? ::)


True story.  :D

Oh, I think he's about to preach in here.  *insert RH & LH organ notes cuz a brutha CAN'T play*  ;)  :D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #561 on: December 06, 2006, 10:20:25 AM »

Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function  ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man.  ?/? ::)


True story.  :D

Yes suh!

HERE'S ANOTHER TRUE STORY....

When I was ordained about 2 weeks ago, 2 other people were ordained with me.  My Mother knows of a website where you can order Friar Tuck shirts (the ones ministers wear), so she offered to order our shirts online.

Get this, my mother orders the shirts, and the wife of one guy calls my mother and tells to keep that one because she doesn't need another woman to buy her husband a shirt.   :o  :o  :o

My mom was stunned.  She has no interest in this guy (trust me), and his wife got all TERRITORIAL over a SHIRT!!!

Chicks are crazy man.   :-\

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #562 on: December 06, 2006, 10:23:41 AM »
Oh, I think he's about to preach in here.  *insert RH & LH organ notes cuz a brutha CAN'T play*  ;)  :D

oH STOP... lol.......

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #563 on: December 06, 2006, 10:25:09 AM »
As far as I know the MMB hasn't been alerted to any Mistreatment of a Man at that residence.



They're watching though.


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #564 on: December 06, 2006, 10:32:39 AM »
Yes suh!

HERE'S ANOTHER TRUE STORY....

When I was ordained about 2 weeks ago, 2 other people were ordained with me.  My Mother knows of a website where you can order Friar Tuck shirts (the ones ministers wear), so she offered to order our shirts online.

Get this, my mother orders the shirts, and the wife of one guy calls my mother and tells to keep that one because she doesn't need another woman to buy her husband a shirt.   :o  :o  :o

My mom was stunned.  She has no interest in this guy (trust me), and his wife got all TERRITORIAL over a SHIRT!!!

Chicks are crazy man.   :-\


If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #565 on: December 06, 2006, 10:40:28 AM »

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #566 on: December 06, 2006, 10:44:18 AM »

Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function  ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man.  ?/? ::)


True story.  :D


We all ain't that insecure.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #567 on: December 06, 2006, 10:54:23 AM »

We all ain't that insecure.

If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...

AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #568 on: December 06, 2006, 10:57:02 AM »
AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....

A to the MEN

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #569 on: December 06, 2006, 11:07:53 AM »
My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.

AMEN!!!! You cant class ALL women like this. Because we are not all INSECURE.....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #570 on: December 06, 2006, 11:38:00 AM »
If she was that insecure abour t ur mom... then she aint in the word like she should be...

That is so true....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #571 on: December 06, 2006, 11:47:36 AM »
::)

Off all the things I said in this thread, you pick out the farting part???

Case and point... LOL....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #572 on: December 06, 2006, 12:04:28 PM »
Off all the things I said in this thread, you pick out the farting part???

Case and point... LOL....

Touche

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #573 on: December 06, 2006, 12:06:38 PM »
Touche

LOL.... I thought you said somethin about my mama... LOL...

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #574 on: December 06, 2006, 12:19:02 PM »
LOL.... I thought you said somethin about my mama... LOL...

That was under my breath.  You couldn't have heard it.    :-[

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #575 on: December 06, 2006, 12:25:27 PM »
That was under my breath.  You couldn't have heard it.    :-[

*CALLING MY DADDY*

ME: DADDY, THIS GUY IN THE MAN LAW FORUM IS TALKIN ABOUT MOMMY. COME GET HIM!

DADDY: MAN LAW, GIRL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT NO MAN LAWS.... WE THE ONES IN CHARGE THE TERM HNIC DON'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT WOMEN....

ME: BUT DADDY...

DADDY: I GUESS YOU WONT BE NEEDING THE PLATINUM VISA TOMORROW....

*******HANGING UP THE PHONE AS IF NOTHING WAS EVER SAID***********

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #576 on: December 06, 2006, 12:46:29 PM »
*CALLING MY DADDY*

ME: DADDY, THIS GUY IN THE MAN LAW FORUM IS TALKIN ABOUT MOMMY. COME GET HIM!

DADDY: MAN LAW, GIRL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT NO MAN LAWS.... WE THE ONES IN CHARGE THE TERM HNIC DON'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT WOMEN....

ME: BUT DADDY...

DADDY: I GUESS YOU WONT BE NEEDING THE PLATINUM VISA TOMORROW....

*******HANGING UP THE PHONE AS IF NOTHING WAS EVER SAID***********

LOL....SPOILED LIL GIRL....Thought you had an ace in the hole didn't you....LOL

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #577 on: December 06, 2006, 01:09:36 PM »
LOL....SPOILED LIL GIRL....Thought you had an ace in the hole didn't you....LOL


LOL.... whats good? How have you been?

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #578 on: December 06, 2006, 01:45:14 PM »

LOL.... whats good? How have you been?

I'm good...resting with my leg up.

Folks act like they can't return messages...LOL

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #579 on: December 06, 2006, 01:48:08 PM »

LOL.... whats good? How have you been?


I'm good...resting with my leg up.

Folks act like they can't return messages...LOL


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