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Offline T-Block

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Re: VETO!
« Reply #740 on: May 11, 2007, 04:39:43 PM »
MANLAW:  ACCEPTED BY BEYONCE'S HUSBAND-MAN!  LOL!


....and T-Block couldn't fight that if he wanted to 'cause he got a fiancee!  HA!

Please, I can still fight that.  What my girl don't know won't hurt her. :D
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Re: VETO!
« Reply #741 on: May 12, 2007, 12:41:09 AM »
Please, I can still fight that.  What my girl don't know won't hurt her. :D


But because of what MY GIRL already KNOWS, that fight won't be necessary!  Somebody bump T-Block up to Premium!  He still my boy even though I married his ex-superstar!  What a mighty God we serve!  Amen?  Amen!

But I'm about to leave her for her sister....shhhhhh!  Man-law 73.29c says "thou shalt not cheat and tell it".....73.30a, "thou shalt not cheat with the previous woman's next of kin (mama or sister)"

OH YEAH.....


nahhh.....sissies play tambouines.

Men play...

Timbrels.


now THAT'S manly.

I'on' know!  The name "timbrel" sounds kinda fishy to me.  Tambourine reminds you of Lamborghini (a man's car).  Timbrel/Tinkerbell?  Too much of a similarity!

Let there be Tambourine playing brothers....just without the crooked wrists!

SIDENOTE:  The brother who can toss it in the air and catch in while playing gets bumped up to the next level of man-law membership, because to do that requires some Harlem Globetrotter kinda skillz!  LOL!!!!

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Re: VETO!
« Reply #742 on: May 12, 2007, 07:56:00 AM »

But because of what MY GIRL already KNOWS, that fight won't be necessary!  Somebody bump T-Block up to Premium!  He still my boy even though I married his ex-superstar!  What a mighty God we serve!  Amen?  Amen!

But I'm about to leave her for her sister....shhhhhh!  Man-law 73.29c says "thou shalt not cheat and tell it".....73.30a, "thou shalt not cheat with the previous woman's next of kin (mama or sister)"

Well since u going there, I'll take spidey girl.
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Re: VETO!
« Reply #743 on: May 12, 2007, 10:10:51 AM »
Well since u going there, I'll take spidey girl.


Just make sure you sleep like a baby!  You got my blessing!  I'm going to buy me a new Clark Sisters CD today and I'm gonna text her and tell her Happy Mother's Day since she doesn't have any children, she can have Jacky, Dorinda, Karen, and Twinkie!

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Re: VETO!
« Reply #744 on: May 12, 2007, 02:44:50 PM »
Please, I can still fight that.  What my girl don't know won't hurt me. :D

Fixed it for you  ;)
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Re: VETO!
« Reply #745 on: May 12, 2007, 10:14:56 PM »
Fixed it for you  ;)

HAHAHAHAHA, that's a good one right there. :D
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Re: VETO!
« Reply #746 on: May 13, 2007, 06:16:38 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA, that's a good one right there. :D


See I was gonna say that....but instead I just started praying "Lord, please don't let this woman be over T-Block's shoulder while he's typing!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: VETO!
« Reply #747 on: May 14, 2007, 07:43:58 AM »

See I was gonna say that....but instead I just started praying "Lord, please don't let this woman be over T-Block's shoulder while he's typing!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN LAW:  Don't type stuff about your girl when she's looking over your shoulder!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #748 on: May 14, 2007, 07:49:17 AM »
MAN-LAW 23.4.5 SECTION 1: CLASS FIELD TRIPS
While on a field trip with son/daughter's class, you shall not carry a man-bag. Matter fact, you are in direct violation of all Man-Laws if you do carry a man bag. And no it's not in Man culture to travel to the bathroom together so don't ask me....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #749 on: May 14, 2007, 08:02:19 AM »
MAN-LAW 23.4.5 SECTION 1: CLASS FIELD TRIPS
While on a field trip with son/daughter's class, you shall not carry a man-bag. Matter fact, you are in direct violation of all Man-Laws if you do carry a man bag. And no it's not in Man culture to travel to the bathroom together so don't ask me....

At-ease....

Okay, now let's define Man-bag.  Some men have that bag that looks like it carries a camera as if we're pro photographers....while others carry that huge laptop bag with a bunch of other extraneous stuff that I like to call, "The Command Center."

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #750 on: May 14, 2007, 08:09:31 AM »
This is a No-No:




This is a Yes




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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #751 on: May 14, 2007, 08:16:02 AM »
OH NO, NOT THE MURSE!!   :D :D :D :D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #752 on: May 14, 2007, 08:24:18 AM »
The Man Purse....?

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #753 on: May 14, 2007, 08:42:20 AM »
Man purse....

Automatic revocation of license.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #754 on: May 14, 2007, 08:57:01 AM »
Man purse....

Automatic revocation of license.


I KNOW YOU'RE not talkin' 'bout revoking somebody's license!!!  >:(
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #755 on: May 14, 2007, 08:59:09 AM »

I KNOW [size=250pt]YOU'RE[/size][/b] not talkin' ;bout revoking somebody's license!!!  >:(


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #756 on: May 14, 2007, 09:02:07 AM »
It's almost like that apartment building neighbor from across the hall who's door flies open everytime you come and go...

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #757 on: May 14, 2007, 09:04:50 AM »
It's almost like that apartment building neighbor from across the hall who's door flies open everytime you come and go...

Thats exactly how it is.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #758 on: May 14, 2007, 09:26:53 AM »
Okay, now let's define Man-bag.  Some men have that bag that looks like it carries a camera as if we're pro photographers....while others carry that huge laptop bag with a bunch of other extraneous stuff that I like to call, "The Command Center."


i propose man-bags may be permissable, if it facilitates holding shiny gadgets. especially if they're from "sharper image"....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #759 on: May 14, 2007, 10:54:59 AM »
When I said murse, I was referring to that abomination Bro. Howard was holding in his hand in that pic.  Man-Bags are another kettle of fish, right?
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