Yall some crazy jokas!! Yeah Redy you sphoda fix brefus dis monin'Where my eggs atWhere my bacon atWhere my grits and all kinda stuff like that right thereNaw just kidding witcha!
*Redy walks in**SLAM!!!*Heres a box of Fruit Rings....(Ghetto Froot Loops) a spoon and a bowl....Work it out...Take it back to the days when you used to share a bowl and spoon with your cousins.... Don't ask me where the milk is.....Put some water on it....It won't hurt you.*ALL the LGM kids look like this now>>>>>>>>>>> Sjon LT Nessa LL Chevonee
Now how iz u gone leave us hangin like dis No milk are you kidding me **walks up to Redy and slaps him side his meat head**You coulda atleast gave us some powdered milk but dangCereal wit water....ain't gone say nuthin but dat ain't eemuch right...LOL Hope he knows that I'm kiddin
*flips bowl of dried-up lookin' cereal; loops land eer'ywhere*a. It ain't even da real ones b. Whatchu mean dey ain't no milk?!??!? *searches for Redy's wallet*I'm goin' ta Denny's!! *sniccer* *runs out da room*
*Grabs on flip-flap & one church shoe (both left feets)*Hold up, OL, I'm rollin' to mane!!
I'll drive!
I got shotgun!!1
*turns to LL and reminds him that he's met me befo'*Not even close, bruh.
In that case... Yo, bring me back a stack of pancakes, some bacon, scrambled eggs,hash browns, and some OJ to wash it down.
*Looks at the car*How all us gon' fit in this Hyundai??
It can be done....I member seeing folks fit into a lil ole Toyota Corolla. Next thang you know they start coming out of the car and I'm counting.....one.....two.....three..... four.....five......six......seven....ei ght....nine. Some was coming out of the doors, the trunk, the bumper, the radiator, the muffler. I dunno how theyz done it but I know theyz done it. We used to have to ride like that when we were kids....just to go to the grocery storeWe would all pack up in a lil ole car....we thought we waz doing somethin too. Only black folk would be excited bout going to the grocery store
lol, and then the obvious question is where would you put the groceries once you got'em?
I have no idea...
Ok....Everyone back in the house.....I have another bowl in the cabinet for cereal.