Have you ever had someone arrested?
I've come doggone close.Have you ever hit a pedestrian?
No, but my first week at Auburn, I came doggon close about 50 times. These students here think they can just walk out in the street and the car just HAS to stop. Made me so doggone mad. Have you ever been so spitting mad with a person online that you typed a curse word?
No sir...lolHave you ever tried to be noticed by someone you were interested in without having to go over to them?
Yes. I did that to my niece before. And thats all I'll say about that. Have you ever felt like people underestimated your abilities or things that you know?
Of course. Happens all the time.Have you ever had to perform the Heimlich maneuver, or have someone perform it on you?
ok, this have you ever happened to me; and i'm sorry, but i just cant keep it to myself! Let me set the scene.. picture this... We are in Winton, NC.. pure country; cotton picking fields too.. we went to have service with a church in our organization. They have church in an old school where the bathrooms have the nob your push IN to make the toilet flush... Just as i'm walking in a brother i've known alllll my life says: "Dominique, can you check on Alana; she cant reach the "nob"." "Ok." ... ... .. HAVE.YOU.EVER been asked to check on someones daughter at church because she's in the bathroom and cant flush the toilet? You go in, thinking you're gunna see yellow stained toilet water and a wad of tissue - which would be easy to handle/stomach. BUT you open the bathroom door; look at your surroundings; just so happens that the nob for the toilet flush is directly behind the commode... you cant help but see all the turds in the commode floating around like little children in a community pool on a hot summer's day.. in a community pool, you except to see water toys and what not (water toys in this case would be... ... ... ... TISSUE)... however, in this certain community pool with many children floating abroad, you dont see any ... ... ... T.I.S.S.U.E!!!!!!!! WITW!!! you mean to tell me, you have just freed yourself of this morning's breakfast and did not wipe!?!?! this is a reflection on the parents.. i would like to implore, admonish and encourage all reading this post, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO PROPERLY WIPE... you never know who is coming behind your child - and they just might post it on LGM! WIPE, FOLD, WIPE... GRAB A NEW PIECE OF TISSUE, WIPE A-GAIN.
Yes, once. And I actually did it right! That was the coolest experience.Have you ever lied to someone to spare their feelings?
Yes.Have you ever had a car drive by in the rain and splash you, leaving you totally drenched?
Yes, and I figured it was God's way of telling me not to go to that party LOLOL!Have you ever been concentrating so hard on something or so deeply intrenched that you held going to pee til you couldnt hold it anymore?
LOL!!! YES!! I do that often. Have you ever had an insect crawl on you in front your Distric Manager/President/CEO? (Yooo...that just happened to me (still trembling)
Right this moment. LOL!!!Dude... I didn't tell you how good that Crystal Light is!!! Good Lord!!!!! Why didn't y'all put me on to that stuff sooner? Have you ever screwed up at work - ROYALLY???
No, thank God. I'd probably end up fired or something. I do not play when it comes to insects.Have you ever stifled a praise because you had a guest at church?
No, but I've stifled a praise at someone else's church. Have you ever been chased by a dog?
Yes Lawd, my God!!!! And it was so scary!!!Have you ever put bleach in your colored clothes, accidentally?
