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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #280 on: September 07, 2011, 11:14:04 AM »
Happened to me Sunday:

Went to Walmart to find an item that said it was available at this particular store, but I couldn't find it. I find and ask an employee "why don't you have this item? It said it was here" so the employee and I walk to the kiosk to check the website and 3 other employees walked over too.  Come to find out it was in stock...but ONLY ONLINE.  So I was sitting there with 4 people looking at me like "yep...you're dumb" lol! I'm standing there with the pie face thinking "...how can I exit stage left smoothly?"  :-[ :D

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #281 on: September 07, 2011, 11:16:56 AM »
Awkward moment.. Clapping before prayer is actually over because you thought the person praying was done or maybe just hoping they were done.... LOL

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #282 on: September 07, 2011, 11:19:35 AM »
LOL!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #283 on: September 07, 2011, 11:54:48 AM »
This was witnessed by my mom who also plays piano, but

Its AMAZINGLY awkward when the organist (who can't even play major triads for songs that good but plays Loud like he's an expert) plays
"Praise God from whom all blessings flow"  At the beginning of a FUNERAL at church.........  :-X

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #284 on: September 07, 2011, 01:03:00 PM »
Awkward moment when you are shopping and to reach to get something and a bunch of other stuff fall off the shelf............

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #285 on: September 07, 2011, 01:04:35 PM »
awkward moment: When a four year old says "awwww you baby is so cute" and you say "thank you" and then she ask "where did she come from"!!!! ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #286 on: September 07, 2011, 01:40:17 PM »
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL!

Usually This One's line.  Srsly.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #287 on: September 08, 2011, 03:52:53 PM »
This just happened to me...


The awkward moment when someone speaks to you with a heavy accent, then in the end, you start responding with the same heavy accent. That was totally an accident. LOL!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #288 on: September 08, 2011, 04:05:48 PM »
When you're in the store with your child or sibling and you tell them to "move out the way so the man can get by", but you look up and its not a man, its a big manly  woman, lookin like Madea's daughter.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #289 on: September 08, 2011, 06:17:00 PM »
When you're in the store with your child or sibling and you tell them to "move out the way so the man can get by", but you look up and its not a man, its a big manly  woman, lookin like Madea's daughter.


Yikes, lol.

This just happened to me...


The awkward moment when someone speaks to you with a heavy accent, then in the end, you start responding with the same heavy accent. That was totally an accident. LOL!



LOL! Or the awkward moment when someone with a heavy accent is talking to you and you have no idea what they're saying, yet you're acting as if you do, shaking your head in agreement, laughing when they laugh, then when they ask you a question waiting for your response, you have no clue HOW to respond. Your stuck looking like this...




 :D :D :D :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #290 on: September 08, 2011, 11:40:40 PM »
Hilarious!

I've done the accent thing before, except instead of an accent the person had a blink or twitch, which I start involuntarily mimicking, LOL!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #291 on: September 08, 2011, 11:42:34 PM »
That awkward moment when you're in your room with headphones on straight GROOVING, then look up to see your roommate standing there.

That awkward moment when you're looking at a girl in class, and she looks at you, so you quickly look away, and both of you spend the next five minutes trying to sneak another look to see if the other is still looking without it being obvious that you're looking.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #292 on: September 09, 2011, 01:18:44 AM »
Yikes, lol.


LOL! Or the awkward moment when someone with a heavy accent is talking to you and you have no idea what they're saying, yet you're acting as if you do, shaking your head in agreement, laughing when they laugh, then when they ask you a question waiting for your response, you have no clue HOW to respond. Your stuck looking like this...





 :D :D :D :D


Well, I've got an idea: You've got to run! ;D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #293 on: September 17, 2011, 07:34:54 PM »
That Awkward Moment When

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #294 on: September 17, 2011, 07:38:38 PM »
LOL

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #295 on: September 19, 2011, 12:04:11 PM »
awkward moment when you go to get a soda for you and a friend and decided to shake a soda up as a prank but then get distracted and then can't remember which one you shook...
awkward moment....when you opened the shaken soda..............

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #296 on: September 19, 2011, 12:43:14 PM »
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #297 on: September 19, 2011, 01:30:22 PM »
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....

smh....

or when a busty woman in a bikini comes up to your car and asks for directions and you tell your spouse to look forward and keeping looking forward...awkward when the lady hears you!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #298 on: September 19, 2011, 01:37:20 PM »
poor guy, he's over there trying to decide which is more important

Being henpecked (by looking forward) or Retaining his pride as a man (and sleeping on the couch) ROFL!!!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #299 on: September 19, 2011, 01:42:30 PM »
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol! 
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