Topic: The "Awkward Moment" Thread (Read 43279 times)

phbrown · « **Reply #380 on:** February 07, 2012, 09:53:00 PM »

Quote from: T-Block on February 07, 2012, 06:59:08 PM

JaVale McGee

ROFL!!!!!

SavnBass · « **Reply #381 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM »

The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

lordluvr · « **Reply #382 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:16:39 AM »

Quote from: SavnBass on February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM

The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

motifbludd82 · « **Reply #383 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:22:31 AM »

hahahahahahahahaha ....(gasp) bwhahahahaha.... *ok I'm done*

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #384 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:57:24 AM »

Quote from: SavnBass on February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM

The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

I think you can opt out of it, or you have to disconnect your FB from your yahoo. They are the devil with that. Who wants their wall cluttered with everything they've read or clicked on, regardless of the content?

Fenix · « **Reply #385 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:32:57 AM »

Quote from: SavnBass on February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM

The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

OMG!!!

That is absolutely mortifying!!!

Arkhams Finest · « **Reply #386 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:44:09 AM »

Quote from: SavnBass on February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM

The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

Your attempt at baiting me into a crude joke has failed!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #387 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:59:20 AM »

I hate that whole Yahoo/FB thing... that's why I will not click on any articles from FB. If I see an article that interests me on FB, I'll open another window, google the title and read it from there. If it's questionable content (like masturbation myths

), I'll do it from my phone.

I'm a very curious minded person and I read all kinds of stuff that people would never understand if they knew...

LyricTenor · « **Reply #388 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on February 08, 2012, 09:59:20 AM

I'm a very curious minded person and I read all kinds of stuff that people would never understand if they knew...

I had to read this a frew (int.) times to get it. Don't judge me.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #389 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:40:17 AM »

Quote from: LyricTenor on February 08, 2012, 11:34:42 AM

I had to read this a frew (int.) times to get it. Don't judge me.

Nah, it's worded kinda oddly...

I should've said "... if people knew all the stuff I read, they would look at me cockeyed, because they don't understand me..."

SirTJ · « **Reply #390 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:45:48 AM »

That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.

LyricTenor · « **Reply #391 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:51:47 AM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on February 08, 2012, 11:40:17 AM

Nah, it's worded kinda oddly...

I should've said "... if people knew all the stuff I read, they would look at me cockeyed, because they don't understand me..."

True.

If you could've seen me though, with my head LITERALLY turned sideways tryna decipher that thang, you would've pulled something laughin'.

Quote from: SirTJ on February 08, 2012, 11:45:48 AM

That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.

That's when you give them your all-seeing eye.

Translation: Yea, g'head and axe (int.) me OOOOOONNNNNNNNNE silly, "Well, why do blacc people...?" question. ONE!

motifbludd82 · « **Reply #392 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:24:17 PM »

awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #393 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM »

Quote from: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 01:24:17 PM

awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???

Why does she have keys to your ride?

motifbludd82 · « **Reply #394 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:52:10 PM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on February 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM

Why does she have keys to your ride?

well I was compelled to give her a key because she's my wife lol. I have a key to her ride too..lol

under13 · « **Reply #395 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:54:29 PM »

Quote from: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 01:24:17 PM

awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???

Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem.

motifbludd82 · « **Reply #396 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:01:19 PM »

Quote from: under13 on February 08, 2012, 01:54:29 PM

Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem.

Way to go brotha! Now you tell me!!! ...*she can't drive a stick* #mindwenttothegutterlordredeemme

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #397 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:58:24 PM »

Quote from: SirTJ on February 08, 2012, 11:45:48 AM

That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.

Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...

Quote from: under13 on February 08, 2012, 01:54:29 PM

Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem.

Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do.

Tiptip357 · « **Reply #398 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:23:37 PM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 03:58:24 PM

Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do.

Me too...

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #399 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:29:26 PM »

Quote from: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 01:52:10 PM

well I was compelled to give her a key because she's my wife lol. I have a key to her ride too..lol

Who cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.

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