The "Awkward Moment" Thread

[betnich]

TAM...when someone reaches in for a big hug and you clasp their arm, hoping to forstall it...or you give in, murmuring "side hug"...

[T-Block]

...you notice someone hasn't been to choir rehearsal in a while only to find their mugshot in the paper. SMH!!!

And that's happened to more than one member.

[Gibby]

ah heh!

[Fenix]

 

[phbrown]

the awkward moment when you walk up to your coworker who is read "50 shades of grey" at work .... .... I mean really playboy isn't that explicit

[T-Block]

...a co-worker who is not supposed to come in for work calls and says "Im on my way!".

[Fenix]

the awkward moment when you walk up to your coworker who is read "50 shades of grey" at work .... .... I mean really playboy isn't that explicit

Yeah, my friend is reading that book. he said it is pretty darn explicit.

I am staying away from it.

[T-Block]

Yeah, my friend is reading that book. he said it is pretty darn explicit.

I am staying away from it.

Reading is fundamental ya know? lol

[malthumb]

That awkward moment when you are out of the country......with two smartphones......and neither of them is smart enough to find service.  I'm livn' the dream.

mods...I got **** for typing d-u-m-b.....really?

[LyricTenor]

That awkward moment when you are out of the country......with two smartphones......and neither of them is smart enough to find service.  I'm livn' the dream.

mods...I got **** for typing d-u-m-b.....really?

Prolly thought u were going for d-a...well, u get it.   

[malthumb]

I've heard people use dumb that way... it's annoying...

I see what you did there!!!  Gon' haveta 'member that li'l trick.

[malthumb]

TAMW you just wanna eat your hat.

The concierge at my hotel gives me a recommendation for a restaurant this evening.  It's about a mile and a half walk from the hotel.  So as I leave the concierge says "Nice hat!".  I say "Merci" and then I walk 1-1/2 miles and have dinner.  Then I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the hotel.  As I walk in the concierge says. "So where's the nice hat?".  So I turn right around and I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the restaurant.....

To rub salt deeper into the wound, when I first arrived at the hotel, two guys where standing around outside near a motorcycle talking.  When I came back the second time, hat on head, they were still there talking.   I clearly heard one of the guys say "....chapeau...".  Chapeau is French for hat.

[sjonathan02]

TAMW you just wanna eat your hat.

The concierge at my hotel gives me a recommendation for a restaurant this evening.  It's about a mile and a half walk from the hotel.  So as I leave the concierge says "Nice hat!".  I say "Merci" and then I walk 1-1/2 miles and have dinner.  Then I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the hotel.  As I walk in the concierge says. "So where's the nice hat?".  So I turn right around and I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the restaurant.....

To rub salt deeper into the wound, when I first arrived at the hotel, two guys where standing around outside near a motorcycle talking.  When I came back the second time, hat on head, they were still there talking.   I clearly heard one of the guys say "....chapeau...".  Chapeau is French for hat.

So, people are trying to gank your chapeau, eh?

[malthumb]

So, people are trying to gank your chapeau, eh?

Man, after I had to walk 1-1/2 miles to get it and another 1-1/2 miles to get back to the hotel, they would have to bring some FIRE!!

I'm pretty sure that somewhere under all that French it went something like

Guy 1:  Hey, ain't that the dude who just walked by here?
Guy 2:  I think so.  but this time he's wearing a hat.
Guy 1: Idiot musta left it somewhere and had to walk all the way back to get it.
Guy 2:  I don't have a hat that's worth THAT much.  I'd just leave it.
Guy 1:  Word. Besides, I'd just ride my motorcycle over to get my hat back....Stupid American tourists.

    

[phbrown]

LOL

[phbrown]

There's nothing wrong wit it, I just dont think that's RJ's style. *no homo*

So um...anyway....

[phbrown]

just came home from my in-laws Christmas eve dinner. While carrying the swine in that my wife cooked a lot of the juices spilled onto my coat. My mother in law took my coat and laundered it. All good right?

Well when it came out the dryer she handed it to me. And my wife and I were sitting in the basement watching all the kids play. Because it was cooler in the basement and my coat was still warm from the dryer I placed it on my wife. That is when my wife noticed something was sticking to some velcro on my coat. It turned out to be my mother in laws panties.

At first my wife was like hey mom I think this is yours. And then she turns to me jokingly pretending to be mad who's panties are these?

talk about an awkward moment I didn't know what to do I was just there like a deer in headlights no answer just confused
thinking huh? what? Those ain't mine!

All I can say is I am glad she found those right then and there cause if she would have found them a few hours later when we were at home all man I wouldn't be typing this here right now.

[malthumb]

^^^^and with this post, the thread officially achieves epic status^^^^

[T-Block]

^^^^and with this post, the thread officially achieves epic status^^^^

Go me, go me. I finally created a thread that can go down in the LGM hall of fame as being EPIC!!!

(it's the little things)

[gozpeljunkie]

...that awkward moment when you wanted to be a Pastor all of your Christian life, and then when you become a pastor, people do not believe that you are a mere mortal and do things like joke, get occasionally upset, or get tired sometimes.  So you say, I wish I was still just the musician, only to find out that God actually heard you in the gazillions of prayers you made about that so He is not letting you off the hook.  And getting down to it, the pastoral ministry is in your heart, so you wouldn't want it any other way!

 

....that awkward moment when you always wanted a wife because you thought you needed someone to complete you, and you get married and find out that you were just yearning for intimacy with God and His Glory and nothing else can fill the God-sized vacuum.  Doh!  But the Mrs. is the best thing that happened since chocolate cake and since the Cross of Christ!

 

True stories.