Proposal for MAnlaw.......MANLAW: When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons. NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener. We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set. Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.MANLAW?
Well that's just peachy!!
Here we go again.MAN LAW: What's up with the straws guys?Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup. No straws!.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something.
I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!
Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.dont be usin those "dainty"ones..
MAN LAW:If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!MAN LAW!!!!!!I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
Addendum:It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.
The Rick James Slap is best delivered with a back hand. You may employ the "mack" technique developed by "Priest" please note the recipent of said backhand.More effective if you have razor sideburns.
Ok, i think i can get with this one....MAN PUNCHES ARE TO BE DIRECT, WITH A FORWARD JAB/THRUST MOVEMENT.ANY ATTACKS THAT ARE "SWUNG" WILL BE DEEMED SUSPECT.EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE ARE ANY ROUNDHOUSE KICK COMBINATION BY JET LI.