Good morning Fam. *walks around. Peeks in kitchen*No risky business. That's good.*Forrages through empty cabinets for some sign of food* *Nothing*Shoot, now I gotta get dressed. Who's up for a breakfast run?
**coming downstairs, rubbing eyes**I got a headache... a bad one, too.Can somebody make me an English muffin and some tea, please? **batting eyelashes, looking pitiful**
SHOTGUN!!! As IF I had to call it.
Aww mannnn. The car won't start!*Wait! An idea! Scampers into Redy's room and rolls the bed through the French doors.*Hop on folks! Next stop. IHOP's.
*Thinks to himself* "Who ever heard of a bed equipped with seatbelts? I guess this is the result of the freeway incident."
All I can think of is.....*begins to sing*Here we come....Walking down the street...We get the funniest looks fromeveryone we meet.....HEY HEY we're the MONKEYS!!!!!!!
*thinks to himself* "AIRBAGS?!...ON A BED!?"
PWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
How 'bout the Anti-lock brakes?
EL COSIGNO!! *looks UNDER the bed*An ENGINE!?... Yo, Double L, checc unda ya hood real quicc!!
I still say the 'stow-n-go' sea bedding is a niiiice touch; along with the six CD changer in the mattress.
What?????*thinking did I just get passed by a motorized be?*Nah couldn't have been
I conc*sniccer*ur...*snort*I'm THOO!! Yo, ya "dead pan" is SO on point!!*daps OL*
Ingenious! We don't have to worry about gas mileage! This thing runs off of Redy's drool. We've got a full tank. Off we go!
