When someone is waving at you, and you're looking around trying to figure out who they're waving at.
When you post a thread and it steadily sinks to the bottom of the page without a single reply. And when someone does reply, you can tell it's a sympathy reply.
And how can you tell it's a sympathy reply? When it comes from BaggettCindy! My girl is the QUEEN of sympathy replies. When she is around, no thread will sink without at least one reply. :D :D :D
Dang, T-Block, with awkward moments like yours, folks would need a therapist...
The awkward moment when you find a picture of an attractive girl and you start having those thoughts, only to find out later that was a picture of your mom.
I have a really awkward moment. :DLOL! They betta learn to follow directions. I got one of those this coming Saturday at a day of Pentecost service. I haven't asked him about my time. I think it's 15... I better check.
So, a couple weeks ago, I had to play at GKC for a Tuesday night service. Well, it was the night where the ministers/elders preach. There were 7 of them set to preach, and they all had 7 minutes. So, Pastor gave me the duty of playing the 'cue' music to signal them to sit down when there time was up. VERY AWKWARD because I always had to cut them off right when they were getting into the meat of their mini-message. One of them said "Let me hurry up, cause I don't want him to play that music!" and, about 1 minute later, I went to playing. She looked so heartbroken.
I think I made a few enemies that night. :D :D :D
The awkward moment when you read the above quote.
Dang, T-Block, with awkward moments like yours, folks would need a therapist...
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?
LOL, good point. I guess a sock to cover the ummm...ding dong?wow! Thanks congressman Weiner!
LOL, good point. I guess a sock to cover the ummm...ding dong?
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?
father forgive me for I have caused my sister tosintry and find a contact # for Reggie Bush.
Indeed you did.
REGGIE!!!! *________________________________________*
I need a moment...
SMH... God was doin' his GOOD creatin' with that one...
I literally just HOL (hollered out loud). U scraight stupid PH. And you too RJ. U know doggone well u ain't got one of them thangs.
That awkward moment when you go into the ladies room only to discover that you can't tolerate the stench even long enough to do #1, so you turn around and go back out... and as you're going back out, someone else is coming in and you suddenly realize: THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU STENCHED IT UP!!! :oYup! I hate that.
Yea....yea u right. ([url]http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/images/smilies/shifty_eyes.gif[/url])PWA!
Hey if Mrs. RJ is wit' it, then who are we to judge?
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Awkward moment- when you rush to the restroom only to realize you're in the wrong one!!!
The awkward moment when you nominate yourself for an LGM award, only to realize you've been stabbed in the back.LOL! Not laughing at the victim, just the irony. I loves the victim!
The awkward moment when a preacher says something unBibical, and you're the only one who shouts out "AMEN".
That awkward moment last night when my pastor told the congregation his nickname as a child, and I, alone uttered the loudly audible, "WHUT?"
Or you are fussing and going clean off... my friend was fussing at her husband on a sunday morning, and she dialed me on accident, she was going smooth off, I was cracking up. She was glad it was just me.
The awkward moment when you have a stupid touch phone and forget to lock it and it makes a random outbound call while you're singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite jam :-[
T-block how do you come up with these things lol?
That awkward moment when youre trying to figure out which eye is actually looking at you.
That awkward moment when you're washing your hands and get wetspots on your KhakisThe awkward moment when you Skype someone and they are playing karate themed music in the background and laughing but couldna found out....he couldn't hear us talking to him. LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That awkward moment when you hang up and start talking about the person and look down and see the timer still going on your phone lol
That awkward moment when you drop your child off at daycare and talk to the kids and go to your car to realize your fly is open
That awkward moment in church when you think you cut the keyboard down and lay your bible on it and make this loud disastrous chord
The awkward moment when you Skype someone and they are playing karate themed music in the background and laughing but couldna found out....he couldn't hear us talking to him. LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
The awkward moment when you go to the grocery store with a little bit of money, buy up a whole bunch of groceries, and pull out your coupons only to find out most of them have expired.
The awkward moment when you have a baby and all of a sudden, another one pops out.
The awkward moment when you let out some burdens in the toilet, only to find out that there is no tissue to wipe with.
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?
T-block how do you come up with these things lol?
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The awkward moment when you KNOW you are alone, but just as you get knuckle deep in your nose, somebody walks up on you (can't believe this got to 4 pages w/o that one)
The awkward moment when you go to the grocery store with a little bit of money, buy up a whole bunch of groceries, and pull out your coupons only to find out most of them have expired.
The awkward moment when you have a baby and all of a sudden, another one pops out.
The awkward moment when you let out some burdens in the toilet, only to find out that there is no tissue to wipe with.
That awkward moment when: A preacher is preaching about "The power of the Holy Ghost" and he's tearing that word up but, all of a sudden he goes....."Ummm hmm and some of yawl womenz needs da roll ovah and make nub to yo humband. Don't let him go bid-out nubbin. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
I stop playing and do this *_________________________________________*
Then he picks right up where he left off as if nothing ever happened. Perhaps that wuz da Holy Go...*shrug* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Or some spirit...maybe he's not gettin' none...but the Bible does say to test the spirits....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D
The awkward moment when you come back to your desk only to realize you left with the screen displaying your resume or some other job search evidence
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.
The awkward moment when you flip someone the bird who cuts you off on the road only to realize it was your pastor.
That awkward moment when: A preacher is preaching about "The power of the Holy Ghost" and he's tearing that word up but, all of a sudden he goes....."Ummm hmm and some of yawl womenz needs da roll ovah and make nub to yo humband. Don't let him go bid-out nubbin. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
I stop playing and do this *_________________________________________*
Then he picks right up where he left off as if nothing ever happened. Perhaps that wuz da Holy Go...*shrug* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That awkward moment when you're staring out in to space, but it looks like you're looking at someone inappropriately.
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.
You're loving this aren't you. :D
Just a wee little bit. ([url]http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv91/rehcaerpteetrscinam/grinch-smile-o.gif[/url])
Loving the avatar by the way. So cute!
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look at you, then you look away and look back, and they look away and look back, and both of you are wondering why the other person is staring, but you still trying to look to see if they looking, and they are doing the same thing lol.
I married that person ;)Me too!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D His name is William Reynolds Sr. :D :D :D :D :D :D
I married that person ;)
Me too!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D His name is William Reynolds Sr. :D :D :D :D :D :D
I married that person ;)
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look at you, then you look away and look back, and they look away and look back, and both of you are wondering why the other person is staring, but you still trying to look to see if they looking, and they are doing the same thing lol.
The awkward moment when you try to let out a silent but deadly, and instead its loud and accompanied by something else.
The awkward moment when you go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open all the way.
The awkward moment when you and ur spouse are...yeah that, and suddenly you hear the door creep open.
The awkward moment when you catch an outfit on sale at a packed store, and u get to the register only to find out that your credit card has been declined.
Hey, get that lovey dovey stuff out of my thread. This is about awkwardness! >:( >:( >:(
J/K, lol. :D
The awkward moment when you read someone else's awkward moment (looks at T-block in disgust).
The awkward moment when you read someone else's awkward moment (looks at T-block in disgust).
I told yall this would happen.
**Sees Churchy's big opening**
BTW, why have we ruled out TJ in the race for Britt's heart? ?/?
Which one? :-\ :DWell, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D
Well, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D
But for real, Teejie never seemed like he had been run over by the Britt train of love, lol.
Teej is my homie! Even though, we don't talk anymore. :'(Didn't y'all used to watch some reality show together? Can't remember the name...
I'm not good enough for ya Teej?! :(
Jk. LOL! That's my homie though. ;)
The Awkward moment when you walk into aroomthread where the people were just having an argument and they are seething even though they are quiet now.
had lots more to say...but :)
Yes its awkward, so awkward, I'm not sure how to comment on anything now.
Fixed that for ya. :D :D :D :D
had lots more to say...but :)
Yes its awkward, so awkward, I'm not sure how to comment on anything now.
When you are in the prayer line and the minister asks you what you would like prayer for but the thought slipped your mind because their breath smells like trumpet spit.
When you are in the prayer line and the minister asks you what you would like prayer for but the thought slipped your mind because their breath smells like trumpet spit.Oh the... nose visual, LOL! I couldn't think of what to say.
Well, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D
But for real, Teejie never seemed like he had been run over by the Britt train of love, lol.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-CHOO CHOO!!!
LOL! :D
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The awkward moment when you and ur spouse are...yeah that, and suddenly you hear the door creep open.
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:D :D :D WhO dOeS tHaT?!Haha! Haven't seen that Tip-ism in a minute...
Haha! Haven't seen that Tip-ism in a minute...
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That's just wrong...
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BTW, YES... VERY INTO THE WHOLE SIBLING...SEXUAL... WHACHA CALL IT??? OH YEAH, INCEST BEHIND THE TRAILER WHEN EVERYONE... I MEAN NO ONE WAS LOOKING.
Awkward...
Can't let my thread die, lol.
The awkward moment when you're on the BET awards to announce the winner for an award, only to say the wrong name, multiple times.
I had a recent awkward moment was when i was at the salon and a guy walked in and was joking with myYeah, that's definitely in the running for winner.
stylist. And she said to me girl ain't he crazy....I said yea your sons a riot. She said he's not my son, he's my
husband...... ?/?. Well how was I suppose to know that??! I never met her husband. He looked younger. There
was an unpleasant silence after that... THe other stylist was trying to keep from laughing. ::)
That wasn't her fault...
I had a recent awkward moment was when i was at the salon and a guy walked in and was joking with my
stylist. And she said to me girl ain't he crazy....I said yea your sons a riot. She said he's not my son, he's my
husband...... ?/?. Well how was I suppose to know that??! I never met her husband. He looked younger. There
was an unpleasant silence after that... THe other stylist was trying to keep from laughing. ::)
That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.I've seen that happen before. I was terrified because it was a HUGE RAT!!!!! YIKES!!! :o
The awkward moment when you meet your husband/wife's family for dinner and everything is going good until you taste their food. And you have to keep from spitting that crAP OuT!!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.
That awkward moment when you're teaching Sunday school and the word a** appears and you actually have to say that word. :-\ :-[ :( :-[ :-XYeah...I'm the reader at my church and I really hate when that happens. Our pastor advises us to say donkey when we see the "a" word. I've always felt that if its there then there shouldn't be a problem saying it.
OMG B-Dub!!!!!! Yes!! When you wave and they don't see you - and everyone else sees you. :D :-[;D Layla , I've practiced how to turn that into a graceful hair or hat fixing gesture.
The awkward moment when you go in for the good night kiss and she/he extends his/her hand for the good night handshake.
The awkward moment when the congregation is reading a passage of Psalms, and everyone skips "selah" except that one guy.
#dead @ "except that one guy"
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Idk who said it, but I remember very clearly learning it at the COGIC church. The first time they ever put me on program to read a scripture, the church mother (who I really thought hated me, but she didn't) pulled me over (literally PULLED me) when she saw my name on the program and asked me what scripture I "thought" I was going to read (in other words, I'm finna change your scripture but I want to know what you thought you were gonna do).
I showed her my scripture, and surprisingly, she was okay with it. She just said, "now when you see 'selah' you just skip that part. You don't say that part okay?" And I remember I kept repeating "skip it?" "Just don't say it at all??" because I was so unsure. LOL.
The awkward moment when the door is shutting and you realize you don't have your keys.
awkward moment when you're directing a choir and you give the wrong words and the choir messes up everyone just looks at you
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!
The awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom and someone's on the toilet in plain view.
The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................
the awkward moment when both of those happen at once.
The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.
Awkward moment: guy is still standing well in earshot. :-/
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................
Awkward moment when you are talking to someone and you accidently spit on thier face. :othe awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.You ain't lyin!
That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to people and they don't understand what you're trying to say because you're kinda countrified. This happens to me all the time which is why I'm too shame to talk to city folk :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[Along that same line, a relative of mine from NC has a Very thick southern accent and she was talking to me abut something. It's bad b/c I didnt understand Anything she had said. I just said uh huh, ok at the right times. She asked me a question that went right over my head and I answered no, not thinking. My mother was there too and she said "so you think her wedding dress is ugly?!" Awkward moment: trying to fumble through my mistake and keeping track if the convo, even though my relative is giving me the serious side eye
Along that same line, a relative of mine from NC has a Very thick southern accent and she was talking to me abut something. It's bad b/c I didnt understand Anything she had said. I just said uh huh, ok at the right times. She asked me a question that went right over my head and I answered no, not thinking. My mother was there too and she said "so you think her wedding dress is ugly?!" Awkward moment: trying to fumble through my mistake and keeping track if the convo, even though my relative is giving me the serious side eye
Awkward moment: Staring while in deep thought.... come to....staring at someone's package :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[(http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg)
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Awkward moment when: You walk in town, every person you come across looks at you in a strange way & later on you discover that you did not zip. ;) :-[
Awkward moment when: You live in a town this small...... :-\ ?/?
The Awkward Moment when you realize that you're going to have to tell the person above you that they're doing it wrong.
Awkward moment when someone is praying and they say "In Jesus Name" and you think they are done, so you clap and say amen...but they weren't done praying! :o
even more awkward the few people the clapped behind you!
That awkward moment when you awaken after being slain in the spirit but still lay there until you can find an appropriate time to get back up.
That awkward moment when you're joking but people give you a serious response.
Awkward momemt when: Some says hold the elevator and make eye contact with you but you can't find the "door open" button and the elevator closes right before they could get there and you hear them talking about it while you're going up/down!!!
Awkward moment when you see someone waving at you and you wave back and say hi with a smile only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.Funny story on this one.........
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Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"
Please tell me this wasn't during service. :-\ :o :D
Heck no lol! If it was during service they would have just rolled with it.
Awkward Moment: When someone is bragging on how smart you are and they ask you a question you can't answer...
+1
That akward moment when you hit a wrong chord and every musican in the congregation(including the ones who are not playing) locks in on you, but everyone else is clueless.
that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.
I think I just threw up a lil bit. :-X
That awkward moment when your daughter pets the neighbors Jack Russell Terrier and he rolls over on his back and she goes, "Daddy, what are those circles?"
that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.
The awkward moment whenIf that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem. ;)
a lady tells you she hasn't been able to keep down any food for the last week or so but is still gaining weight ....
If that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem. ;)
The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you have nothing to compliment them on back.
Nah, THIS right here was hilarious. My choir director has a severe stuttering problem. We were singing "All in His Hands" (our feature song) and he was killing with his directing and we were killing in the choir too! Musicians were killing... it was just hot!
So at the end, he was directing verbally and said "I pu- pu- pu- pu- allinanana-puh" and we literally did exactly what he did before it hit us, then got these puzzled looks on our faces and everyone just started giggling and trying not to laugh. This was DURING service. :-[
Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord". The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)" She never gets song titles right...
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.The awkward moment when it lands on your lip or your tongue, and you have to decide whether to commence with the beat down or stay saved.
This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord". The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)" She never gets song titles right...
XDYeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen. He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?" I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing. :D
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What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?
That awkward moment when you make an unintentional dirty double-entendre, and you can wonder if anyone caught it... but nobody says anything because they're too saved (but there are plenty of held-back smirks and saucer-sized eyes). Even more awkward when you're addressing the 13-17 year olds, because they're more likely to get it, lol.
XD
x_x *dead*
What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?
Awkward moment when drummer does the intro to a song and it's nice but then he manages to fall off his stool because he got too crunk....................Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress. Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'. LOL
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress. Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'. LOL
Yeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen. He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?" I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing. :D
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress. Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'. LOL
I don't know if this was mentioned, but this makes me laugh...LOL!!!! Then they say, "You don't have to run!" LOL!
The awkward moment when some holds the door for you from a distance away, and you do that awkward, pretend run.
*someone holds door*
You: "Oh!" *smile* *run 3 steps, then speed walk the rest of the way*
:D :D :D
LOL!!!! Then they say, "You don't have to run!" LOL!
LOL!
I just wonder if there was ever a time when someone tripped and fell while doing the awkward run...
*______________*That's happened to me..
I can imagine this.
That's happened to me..
I was playing for this womens ministry for a while, one time the Founder of the ministry (and her assistant)was driving me home from an event where there was food. There were some cupcakes in the car, and when she got in the car, she didnt see them, she was like
"Ian, did you eat my stuff?.....Oh my that doesn't sound right....."
Her assistant sat there tryna hold it in...
to which i responded,
"Um, no ma'am, I would have asked permission before I ate.....um....your....stuff...."
They were DONE.
They were DONE.
And so am I.
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Awkward moment when you are trying to pass a vehicle illegally because its moving too slow for you and when you get to the side you realize its a cop......................*pumps brakes*Ha! I've thought about doing something but recognized it as a cop before I did it. Sitting there like, "Whew! ThankyaLord!"
The awkward moment when you see on national television an incident in your hometown, so you call a relative and ask "What is wrong with your people clowning'?" then find out one of the people killed in the incident is a mutual relative.That's more than awkward...
:D
An awkward moment I had, that I am soooo ashamed of..Is some members were kinda joking about a church members hair (I just laughed at what they said, I had no comments). She's one of those who wears odd wigs and gets her hair into some of the funniest odd styles. They were talking about how her wig looked like she had took some wound up rope and sat it on her head. They were making all kinds of jokes about it, so much so that they...we didn't notice she was at a distance where she could hear it all. SHe came over and just stared at us (the evil eye).....there was a dead silence, lol. Then she just turned around and walked off.... Everybody just just kind of looked at each other and dispersed, not another word said. I felt bad cause I let the devil use me right there in church.....but yall should have heard them. That junk was funny!! Don't think it hurt her feelings. She's a meeaaan old woman!
That's more than awkward...
That awkward moment when you start speaking to someone in flawed Spanish because they don't speak English... And they reply to you in English. :-[
LOL!!!! Then they say, "You don't have to run!" LOL!
When you're in the store with your child or sibling and you tell them to "move out the way so the man can get by", but you look up and its not a man, its a big manly woman, lookin like Madea's daughter.
This just happened to me...
The awkward moment when someone speaks to you with a heavy accent, then in the end, you start responding with the same heavy accent. That was totally an accident. LOL!
Yikes, lol.
LOL! Or the awkward moment when someone with a heavy accent is talking to you and you have no idea what they're saying, yet you're acting as if you do, shaking your head in agreement, laughing when they laugh, then when they ask you a question waiting for your response, you have no clue HOW to respond. Your stuck looking like this...
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When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol!
And who will ever know for sure which is hotter!
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol!
EXACTLY!!! I'ma look doggit. :D
THE awkward moment when you realize you are just Co-signing all of Nessa's posts ....My long lost little brother...
My long lost little brother...
My long lost little brother...
ROFL!!!
ROFLAYROFL
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....
smh...rookie...
smh...rookie...Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...
Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...
"Look at that, that's a cryin' shame how she lookin'... just look... she need to put some clothes on... I mean look at her... " LOL!
Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...
"Look at that, that's a cryin' shame how she lookin'... just look... she need to put some clothes on... I mean look at her... " LOL!
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this :( )
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this :( )
dang bro ....
the Batman is disappointed.
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I mean it was close to her name tho. That counts for something right? ?/?
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Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this :( )
I mean it was close to her name tho. That counts for something right? ?/?
Awkward moment: Being spit on while being prayed for..................focus on pray :Lost:
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.
After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.
Awkward Moment: Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
Awkward Moment when you turn a corner in the office and is face to face with the person you don't get along with. You both move to the left, you both move to the right, chuckle, and one sits still while the other one goes around. Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrd!!
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off":D
Awkward Moment: Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".
(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)
You accidently butt dial someone that you dont want to talk to and your touch sensitive screen locks so you cant end the call.Oh, I've been there. Or sometimes my phone will wile out and just dial without the butt or anything... it's just sitting on the charger dialing folks and I have to rip out the battery to get it to stop... I later found out it was that generic Wal-Mart charger causing the problem...
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.
After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.
Awkward moment when in a tech room full of people having conversations and you yell over the noise to tell a co-worker of the opposite sex "I have her PC".. and you hear someone say "did she just say she has herpes"......
You are asked to help someone with a flat tire. You take off the spare have the car jacked up and she says "Oh the spare is flat too".You should've left that dummy on the side of the road... :D
Awkward Moment: Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend (now my wife) wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".
(She married me, though.....The fever had me delirious)
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
So your one of those musicians :D
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.
After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.
Awkward Moment: At the Dr. office about a couple months ago, the doctor calls the nurse in to check me for strep throat.
The nurse tells me that swabbing my throat might make me uncomfortable (did I mention she was a well above average looking sista???). When she put that extra large q-tip down my throat and I coughed mucus in her face :-[ :-[ :-[...she looked at me like "No you did NOT just cough snot on me!!!" she gave me that look for half a second, but it felt like an hour.I apologized repeatedly but the nurse assured me that it was okay...lol!
Both from my recent trip to LA.......Oh, I know you were too ready to go IN on somebody in that airport, LOL! Thank God it was okay.
The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared. Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area.
So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air? ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtbP2N_X_k#ws[/url])That was hilarious!!!! He just walked away, he was like, I done did it now... LOL!
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...Dude. You're dead.
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...
Both from my recent trip to LA.......
The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared. Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area.
The awkward moment when you get dressed to attend a conference and realize you forgot to pack dress shoes! Thankfully there was a shoe store that opened at 7:00 am within walking distance of the hotel!
So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air? ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtbP2N_X_k#ws[/url])
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...
Dude. You're dead.
ROFL!!!!!!!i'm pretty sure i will make this same mistake one day LOL
You just lost some cool points, bro...
My wife is a sweetheart...she wasn't that upset, plus she can utilize the gift, and she knows I'm going out to get her another gift.
Awkward moment when you realize it the right side of the screen not the left......................*more crickets..and some wierd bird*
The awkward moment when you get a text from your boss's admin asking if you plan on making then 1-on-1 meeting that YOU asked for......that should've started 5 minutes ago.....and you are in another meeting 40 minutes away.
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.
Coulda been worse........he coulda asked if you did it.
JaVale McGee ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNrjExLelw#ws[/url])
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..:D
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..I think you can opt out of it, or you have to disconnect your FB from your yahoo. They are the devil with that. Who wants their wall cluttered with everything they've read or clicked on, regardless of the content?
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read: "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation" ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..
I'm a very curious minded person and I read all kinds of stuff that people would never understand if they knew... :D
I had to read this a frew (int.) times to get it. Don't judge me. >:(
;D
Nah, it's worded kinda oddly...
I should've said "... if people knew all the stuff I read, they would look at me cockeyed, because they don't understand me..."
That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.
awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???
Why does she have keys to your ride? ?/?
awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???
Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem. :D
That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem. :DHmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do. :D
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do. :D
well I was compelled to give her a key because she's my wife lol. I have a key to her ride too..lolWho cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.
Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do. :D
Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do. :D
I think a lot of older women know how, but these young girls usually don't. Even young guys don't know how to drive one.
not that nessa or tiptip is old you two stand head and shoulders above these young girls todayMy brotha.
Who cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.
Thanks! I had to sleep on the sofa.. got my key back though!! !LMBO!!
That awkward moment when your neighbor makes small talk with you, which you struggle to understand because of his very heavy accent. Then when he asks your name, you say "Layla" and he says "oh nice to meet you Layla, my name is d9owejnr eifj34kw rtvnfiowejafkaermkfji34jtreiodtjgirenut gh35jtgio mgefjmir gejmio."
*Dora blink*
Wow. My boy speaks in numbers and errything huh? :D :D :D
When you catch your Grandma on SeniorsMeet.com.... :-\What are you doing on that site? :D :D :D
What are you doing on that site? :D :D :D
An awkward moment when he tells you what he was REALLY doing on that site.
*awkward moment when the nurse assisting your wife in the hospital trips over the IV cord and falls in your lap*
What are you doing on that site? :D :D :D
An awkward moment when he tells you what he was REALLY doing on that site.
Depends on the position of the land, lol.
Wow, that's so messed up. She would have to go that way with it. :D
Yeah she a lil petite blondie..The fall was accidental but her reaction to being in my lap wasn't! LOL!
some people in this thread ain't saved ::)
LOL
some people in this thread ain't saved ::)
LOL
Way to confess on the sly man! ;) :D
Awkward moment when someone spits out a loogie and you accidently step in it, and for your next few steps you have loogie prints.....................Yuck!
TAMW you are on a date and proceed through a doorway only to find out it is a floor to ceiling glass wall.........So how'd you end up bleeding?
Followed by TAMW you find out that your date thought that "driving a stick shift" meant a car where the automatic trans shifter is on the floor :-\ and realizing you have to drive your bleeding self to the ER.
A long lost friend recently reminded me of that incident that I'd worked so hard to forget.
So how'd you end up bleeding?
Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.
Yea, what were you thinking when that happened?
Would violate forum rules. ;)
Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.
So, let me get this straight, you had to drive yourself to the hospital after injuring yourself with the glass door? Ur date couldn't drive?
Exactly. She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift". She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual. Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it. I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital. Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm. I hit it in full stride. I couldn't shift with my right hand. So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear. Occasionally the correct gear. It was a night to forget.
Exactly. She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift". She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual. Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it. I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital. Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm. I hit it in full stride. I couldn't shift with my right hand. So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear. Occasionally the correct gear. It was a night to forget.
Nice friend you have there. :-\
does that really work? it seems like you gotta do CRAZY surveys to get any loot.
Exactly. She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift". She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual. Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it. I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital. Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm. I hit it in full stride. I couldn't shift with my right hand. So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear. Occasionally the correct gear. It was a night to forget.So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no? I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor? Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?
So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no? I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor? Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?
Did I miss something in Mal's story? Who said she's ever been asked before?I took some artistic license, lol.
I took some artistic license, lol.
I took some artistic license, lol.
Makes for a better story. :D :D
But at the same time, having rode in the car with me on several occasions you'd think she would have noticed all the clutching and shifting and recognize that she never had to do that in any of the cars she'd driven up to that point.
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.
This was at a brand new theatre complex. We came out of a dark movie theatre into a brightly lit lobby area where everything was glass. It was so bright that there were no reflections off any of the glass. The stationary panes had no markings on them and looked like open walkways. On top of that, several of them (guess I chose wisely :-\ ) did not have safety glass panes, just regular glass. The interesting thing is, there were a number of people following right behind us, so SOMEBODY was gonna go through the glass that night. Lucky me.
I wound up suing and settling out of court. The "no safety glass" thing was their achilles heel. I could have gone through the courts and gotten a lot more. They were eager to settle. Turns out they were also supposed to have either a metal or plastic bar or a sticker of some sort on the glass to avoid exactly what happened. The next time I went there every stationary pane of glass had a sticker with the theatre chain logo placed at eye level. My "friends" often expressed their disappointment that the stickers didn't have my mugshot on them.
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.
This has to be one of the greatest stories I've read on LGM.
Honestly, your baby is about the cutest thing I have seen in a while. You can tell her she has pretty much stolen my heart and I will not be needing it back for a while. :)
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the awkward moment when you walk up to your coworker who is read "50 shades of grey" at work .... .... I mean really playboy isn't that explicit
Yeah, my friend is reading that book. he said it is pretty darn explicit.
I am staying away from it.
That awkward moment when you are out of the country......with two smartphones......and neither of them is smart enough to find service. I'm livn' the dream.
mods...I got **** for typing d-u-m-b.....really?
I've heard people use dumb that way... it's annoying...
TAMW you just wanna eat your hat.
The concierge at my hotel gives me a recommendation for a restaurant this evening. It's about a mile and a half walk from the hotel. So as I leave the concierge says "Nice hat!". I say "Merci" and then I walk 1-1/2 miles and have dinner. Then I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the hotel. As I walk in the concierge says. "So where's the nice hat?". So I turn right around and I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the restaurant.....
To rub salt deeper into the wound, when I first arrived at the hotel, two guys where standing around outside near a motorcycle talking. When I came back the second time, hat on head, they were still there talking. I clearly heard one of the guys say "....chapeau...". Chapeau is French for hat.
So, people are trying to gank your chapeau, eh? :D
There's nothing wrong wit it, I just dont think that's RJ's style. *no homo*
So um...anyway....
^^^^and with this post, the thread officially achieves epic status^^^^
just came home from my in-laws Christmas eve dinner. While carrying the swine in that my wife cooked a lot of the juices spilled onto my coat. My mother in law took my coat and laundered it. All good right?
Well when it came out the dryer she handed it to me. And my wife and I were sitting in the basement watching all the kids play. Because it was cooler in the basement and my coat was still warm from the dryer I placed it on my wife. That is when my wife noticed something was sticking to some velcro on my coat. It turned out to be my mother in laws panties.
At first my wife was like hey mom I think this is yours. And then she turns to me jokingly pretending to be mad who's panties are these?
talk about an awkward moment I didn't know what to do I was just there like a deer in headlights no answer just confused
thinking huh? what? Those ain't mine!
All I can say is I am glad she found those right then and there cause if she would have found them a few hours later when we were at home all man I wouldn't be typing this here right now.
The awkward moment: when you have to squeze out some serious business so bad that you walk into the oposite sex publc restroom and try to finish and get out without getting caught
that awkward moment when someone asks about 'sexting' on a gospel music site.
The awkward moment: when you have to squeze out some serious business so bad that you walk into the oposite sex publc restroom and try to finish and get out without getting caught
that awkward moment when someone asks about 'sexting' on a gospel music site.
When the leadership prods and pushes to change a rehearsal night, only to change it back when something else comes up...
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ya when you haven't been on here in long time an forget user name!!! SMH!! :)
TAMW.....LOL
You're in a super confidential meeting......phones and tablets are collected or have their camera lenses taped over.....all phones are required to be on vibrate......phasers set on stun (somebody will get that)....the Executive Chief Engineer of the product being discussed is saying things that if repeated, would be grounds for immediate firing......and then......then you hear......the Candy Crush whistle.
People, I can NOT make this stuff up.