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Title: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 12:25:43 PM
A friend of mine has some crazy posts using this theme, so I thought LGM might get a kick out of it. I will do a few so yall can get the idea of the game:


The awkward moment when you laught at someone's joke until you realize it's about you.

The awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone only to realize that they aren't walking in.

The awkward moment when you send out an email talking about someone, and that person responds.

The awkward moment when you and your best friend has a blind date on the same night, and u go to the restaurant only to find out that you have been set up with the same guy.


I think that's enough. Let the fun begin!!! :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 12:27:31 PM
I saw this on FB... must be a new trend.

Since I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, my awkward moment is talking about someone only to find that they're nearby enough to have heard the whole thing.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: SirTJ on June 10, 2011, 12:32:54 PM
When someone comes up and starts talking to you in Wal-Mart and you have no idea who they are, although, apparently, they know who you are.

When someone is waving at you, and you're looking around trying to figure out who they're waving at.

When you post a thread and it steadily sinks to the bottom of the page without a single reply. And when someone does reply, you can tell it's a sympathy reply.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 12:41:18 PM
When someone is waving at you, and you're looking around trying to figure out who they're waving at.

Even more awkward: when someone waves at you, you have no idea who they are, but you wave back anyway.... only to turn around and realize they weren't waving at you at all.  :-[

When you post a thread and it steadily sinks to the bottom of the page without a single reply. And when someone does reply, you can tell it's a sympathy reply.

I lol'd.

And how can you tell it's a sympathy reply? When it comes from BaggettCindy! My girl is the QUEEN of sympathy replies. When she is around, no thread will sink without at least one reply.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 12:45:06 PM
The awkward moment when a couple has an argument during the family thanksgiving or Christmas get together.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 12:51:25 PM
The awkward moment when you congradulate someone on their pregnancy, only to find out they're not pregnant.

The awkward moment when you go to gossip about someone, and you realize half-way through the convo that ur talking to the person who yall are gossiping about.

The awkward moment when you find a picture of an attractive girl and you start having those thoughts, only to find out later that was a picture of your mom.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: SirTJ on June 10, 2011, 12:51:46 PM
And how can you tell it's a sympathy reply? When it comes from BaggettCindy! My girl is the QUEEN of sympathy replies. When she is around, no thread will sink without at least one reply.  :D :D :D

Or when someone posts a one word response like "Nice" or "Interesting".
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 12:55:57 PM
The awkward moment when you say hello to a woman, only to realize that she's a guy (or vice versa).
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: lordluvr on June 10, 2011, 01:04:31 PM
Dang, T-Block, with awkward moments like yours, folks would need a therapist...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 01:11:20 PM
Dang, T-Block, with awkward moments like yours, folks would need a therapist...

Yes.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 01:21:13 PM
The awkward moment when you find a picture of an attractive girl and you start having those thoughts, only to find out later that was a picture of your mom.

The awkward moment when you read the above quote.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 10, 2011, 01:25:32 PM
That awkward moment when you're washing your hands and get wetspots on your Khakis

That awkward moment when you hang up and start talking about the person and look down and see the timer still going on your phone lol

That awkward moment when you drop your child off at daycare and talk to the kids and go to your car to realize your fly is open

That awkward moment in church when you think you cut the keyboard down and lay your bible on it and make this loud disastrous chord
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: SirTJ on June 10, 2011, 01:31:51 PM
I have a really awkward moment.  :D

So, a couple weeks ago, I had to play at GKC for a Tuesday night service. Well, it was the night where the ministers/elders preach. There were 7 of them set to preach, and they all had 7 minutes. So, Pastor gave me the duty of playing the 'cue' music to signal them to sit down when there time was up. VERY AWKWARD because I always had to cut them off right when they were getting into the meat of their mini-message. One of them said "Let me hurry up, cause I don't want him to play that music!" and, about 1 minute later, I went to playing. She looked so heartbroken.

I think I made a few enemies that night.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 01:39:27 PM
I have a really awkward moment.  :D

So, a couple weeks ago, I had to play at GKC for a Tuesday night service. Well, it was the night where the ministers/elders preach. There were 7 of them set to preach, and they all had 7 minutes. So, Pastor gave me the duty of playing the 'cue' music to signal them to sit down when there time was up. VERY AWKWARD because I always had to cut them off right when they were getting into the meat of their mini-message. One of them said "Let me hurry up, cause I don't want him to play that music!" and, about 1 minute later, I went to playing. She looked so heartbroken.

I think I made a few enemies that night.  :D :D :D
LOL!  They betta learn to follow directions.  I got one of those this coming Saturday at a day of Pentecost service.  I haven't asked him about my time.  I think it's 15... I better check.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 01:42:06 PM
The awkward moment when you read the above quote.

I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
The awkward moment when you're alone in the bathroom and let out this huge fart only to hear someone say "Eww" from one of the stalls.

The awkward moment when you click to have a video chat wit your s/o, your wearing some provocative clothes, and someone else pops up on the other side.

Dang, T-Block, with awkward moments like yours, folks would need a therapist...

IKR, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 02:17:26 PM
On second thought, I should probably change the name of this thread cuz it's not really a game, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 02:25:14 PM
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes? 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 10, 2011, 02:26:43 PM
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?

Right! LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 02:28:28 PM
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?

LOL, good point. I guess a sock to cover the ummm...ding dong?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 6stringapprentice on June 10, 2011, 02:30:40 PM
-People recognizing you in public, and as they approach you realize you haven't a clue who they are.

-When someone breaks into a one of those wild shouts and they start meandering towards the musician section

-When you see in your youtube activity feed that pastor "soinso" or prophet "whodat" has liked and favorite'ed the latest twerk team video
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 02:51:44 PM
LOL, good point. I guess a sock to cover the ummm...ding dong?
wow!  Thanks congressman Weiner!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
LOL, good point. I guess a sock to cover the ummm...ding dong?

'Thing-in-a-Sling'?  Yea, I got one of those.  Winning.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 03:09:27 PM
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?



"Men on ..." from in living color
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Blaineantoine2.jpg)

otherwise it is something like this
(http://reggiebushworkout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/reggie-bush-mens-fitness.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 10, 2011, 03:10:56 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

OH.MY.
OH.MY
OH.MY

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 03:14:06 PM
father forgive me for I have caused my sister to sin
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
father forgive me for I have caused my sister to sin try and find a contact # for Reggie Bush.

Indeed you did.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 03:16:14 PM
REGGIE!!!!   *________________________________________*



I need a moment...





SMH... God was doin' his GOOD creatin' with that one...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 03:17:33 PM
I literally just HOL (hollered out loud). U scraight stupid PH. And you too RJ. U know doggone well u ain't got one of them thangs.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 03:18:44 PM
Indeed you did.

ROFL!!!!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 10, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
REGGIE!!!!   *________________________________________*



I need a moment...





SMH... God was doin' his GOOD creatin' with that one...

RIGHT
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 03:22:43 PM
That awkward moment when you go into the ladies room only to discover that you can't tolerate the stench even long enough to do #1, so you turn around and go back out... and as you're going back out, someone else is coming in and you suddenly realize: THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU STENCHED IT UP!!! :o
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 03:25:03 PM
The awkward moment when you go to give Rue Rue and hug, and she responds by saying "I want a thug, not a hug!"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 03:28:19 PM
I literally just HOL (hollered out loud). U scraight stupid PH. And you too RJ. U know doggone well u ain't got one of them thangs.


Yea....yea u right.  (http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/images/smilies/shifty_eyes.gif)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
That awkward moment when you go into the ladies room only to discover that you can't tolerate the stench even long enough to do #1, so you turn around and go back out... and as you're going back out, someone else is coming in and you suddenly realize: THEY'RE GONNA THINK YOU STENCHED IT UP!!! :o
Yup!  I hate that. 

Or when you go in and make a comment about how foul it smells only to notice right after it escapes your mouth that the culprit is still in the stall... #ohwellyoushould'vepracticedtheintermittentflushinsteado fsittingtheresoakinginit   :D :D :D
Yea....yea u right.  ([url]http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/images/smilies/shifty_eyes.gif[/url])
PWA! 

Hey if Mrs. RJ is wit' it, then who are we to judge?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
Hey if Mrs. RJ is wit' it, then who are we to judge?

There's nothing wrong wit it, I just dont think that's RJ's style. *no homo*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 03:40:19 PM
So um...anyway....
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
awkward
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 03:51:34 PM
awkward

LMBO!!! :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tick Cheney on June 10, 2011, 03:52:02 PM
That awkward moment when you're enjoying the baseball game, lean over to speak to George, and suddenly he's choking on a pretzel.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on June 10, 2011, 03:52:19 PM
Awkward moment- when you rush to the restroom only to realize you're in the wrong one!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 10, 2011, 03:52:38 PM
awkward

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 03:52:59 PM
Awkward moment- when you rush to the restroom only to realize you're in the wrong one!!!

I hate that
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 03:55:39 PM
The awkward moment when you nominate yourself for an LGM award, only to realize you've been stabbed in the back.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 04:10:05 PM
The awkward moment when you nominate yourself for an LGM award, only to realize you've been stabbed in the back.
LOL!  Not laughing at the victim, just the irony.  I loves the victim!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
The awkward moment when you laught at someone's joke until you realize it wasn't meant as a joke.

The awkward moment when you run into an old friend who you know now hates you.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 04:35:48 PM
The awkward moment when a preacher says something unBibical, and you're the only one who shouts out "AMEN".
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 10, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
The awkward moment when a preacher says something unBibical, and you're the only one who shouts out "AMEN".

Preacher: And Noah walked across the water and sat inside the fish for 3 days!
phbrown stands and shouts: AMEN!!
Congregation *awkward silence*

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tick Cheney on June 10, 2011, 04:44:52 PM
That awkward moment when the preacher's cell phone starts ringing in the pulpit while he's preaching, and he's fumbling trying to reach in his pocket and turn it off while still preaching. This happened at our Revival last year.

That awkward moment when the preacher manages to turn off his phone and proceed to preach the house down to the point where one of the guest preachers in the pulpit begins having a straight IGNANT baptist fit! And, as the musician positioned right beside him, you make a failed attempt to contain contain your laughter. This, too, happened at our Revival last year.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blyempowered on June 10, 2011, 04:45:41 PM
That awkward moment........ummmm....yeah.......#thatisall
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 04:54:44 PM
That awkward moment last night when my pastor told the congregation his nickname as a child, and I, alone uttered the loudly audible, "WHUT?"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 04:56:34 PM
The awkward moment when your b/f or hubby whispers in your ear, and you respond with "Ewww, what's that smell?"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: berbie on June 10, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Man, somma yawl got a mean streak
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on June 10, 2011, 05:07:37 PM
That awkward moment last night when my pastor told the congregation his nickname as a child, and I, alone uttered the loudly audible, "WHUT?"

LOL!!!!!!!  :D

Awkward moment- When you run into someone who remembers you like you were old friends, and you cannot for the life of you remember who the person was.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blessedwoman on June 10, 2011, 05:22:15 PM
T-block how do you come up with these things lol?

The awkward moment when the person you're dating tells you they love you and you don't feel the same way so you smile and say "Thank you."

The awkward moment when you wave at someone and they don't see you.

The awkward moment when you have a stupid touch phone and forget to lock it and it makes a random outbound call while you're singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite jam :-[


Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 05:31:26 PM
OMG B-Dub!!!!!! Yes!! When you wave and they don't see you - and everyone else sees you. :D :-[
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 05:41:53 PM


The awkward moment when you have a stupid touch phone and forget to lock it and it makes a random outbound call while you're singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite jam :-[



Or you are fussing and going clean off... my friend was fussing at her husband on a sunday morning, and she dialed me on accident, she was going smooth off, I was cracking up.  She was glad it was just me.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 10, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
That awkward moment when you see someone attractive, then trip.

That awkward moment when youre trying to figure out which eye is actually looking at you.

That awkward moment when the pastor says "Let us pray" and your phone rings with "Very Superstitious..." (happened to me)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
That awkward moment when you see someone you know from years ago, but don't really feel like chit-chatting, so you sit a few tables away and go in on your fries like you don't even see her. Then when she leaves, she makes eye contact and acts like she doesn't recognize you. You do the same. And you both know you know each other but would rather not chit chat. :)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 10, 2011, 07:38:22 PM
The awkward moment when you've invited your friends from school too church, and as you walk to the drums to play your song you trip and fall knocking the snare into the high hat as both make a huge racket on their way down... I stilled cringe thinking about that one...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 10, 2011, 07:41:08 PM
That awkward moment when you see someone you havent seen in a while, and yall sit there and catch up.  Then yall leave and see each other like ten minutes later and be like, uhhh...Hi again...I guess...?  ?/? ?/?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 08:05:20 PM
^^^ in that case, just do the *very fake* laugh and say the *very corny* "Long time no see!! *fake laugh again*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on June 10, 2011, 08:14:46 PM
The awkward moment right after praise and worship, when you leave the musician pit to go to the bathroom, and as you're walking up the aisle toward the exit, the pastor calls you up to the pulpit...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
The awkward moment when you try to cover up your fart with a cough or something.

The awkward moment when you're lip singing to some music and the track cuts off and your mouth is still moving.

The awkward moment when you're out on a date, and you get out of your car, lock your door, close it, and realize the keys are still in the ignition.

The awkward moment when you flip someone the bird who cuts you off on the road only to realize it was your pastor.

T-block how do you come up with these things lol?

It's a gift I guess, lol.

That awkward moment when youre trying to figure out which eye is actually looking at you.

I LORL'd.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 09:27:11 PM
From my personal collection:

The awkward moment when you are at the podium acknowledging special guests (or about to introduce a guest) and suddenly blank out and can't remember the person's name. At all. Then someone mercifully tries to feed it to you but you can't figure out what they're saying so you keep making the "huh??" face. You finally get it and acknowledge her and everyone says collectively and loudly "it's AH-LEESE" (which is not what you said).

#awkward
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 10, 2011, 09:36:15 PM
The awkward moment when you walk into Micky D's and confidently start your order with a Whopper.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 11, 2011, 07:42:21 AM
That awkward moment when a sister from your church calls at 1:13 a.m. and since she never calls, you know it must be urgent. You clear the line and call her back and she answers with an awkward tone that you can't quite figure out. After she asks if you're okay, you ask if SHE'S ok. You're both fine, so then there's that brief but awkward silence while you both try to figure out why the other called.

(Turns out her 3 year old was playing with her phone and called me by mistake).
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: chevonee on June 11, 2011, 08:39:21 AM
That awkward moment when you're washing your hands and get wetspots on your Khakis

That awkward moment when you hang up and start talking about the person and look down and see the timer still going on your phone lol

That awkward moment when you drop your child off at daycare and talk to the kids and go to your car to realize your fly is open

That awkward moment in church when you think you cut the keyboard down and lay your bible on it and make this loud disastrous chord
The awkward moment when you Skype someone and they are playing karate themed music in the background and laughing but couldna found out....he couldn't hear us talking to him. LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Game
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 11, 2011, 06:40:00 PM
The awkward moment when you Skype someone and they are playing karate themed music in the background and laughing but couldna found out....he couldn't hear us talking to him. LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMBOOO!!!  :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 11, 2011, 08:18:46 PM
The awkward moment when you go to the grocery store with a little bit of money, buy up a whole bunch of groceries, and pull out your coupons only to find out most of them have expired.

The awkward moment when you have a baby and all of a sudden, another one pops out.

The awkward moment when you let out some burdens in the toilet, only to find out that there is no tissue to wipe with.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blyempowered on June 11, 2011, 08:37:00 PM
The awkward moment when you go to the grocery store with a little bit of money, buy up a whole bunch of groceries, and pull out your coupons only to find out most of them have expired.

The awkward moment when you have a baby and all of a sudden, another one pops out.

The awkward moment when you let out some burdens in the toilet, only to find out that there is no tissue to wipe with.

#3 =..........SMH!!!


LOL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 6stringapprentice on June 11, 2011, 09:00:59 PM
Hows about when you are awaken by the boot up sound of your roommate's playstation which is quickly followed by the sound of labored breathing, moaning and cheesy music. You hear the scurry of your roommate and then a quick decrease in volume of those strange noises.

Still dazed from the sleep you realize your roommate has decided to pop in some adult themed entertainment. This realization wakes you all the way up, however the extreme awkwardness of the situation leaves you frozen under the sheets pretending to be sleep. You now hear the sounds of a faint rhythmic rustling. The extreme shock and confusion on what action to take leaves you stuck in a suspended moment of awkwidity.

The sounds of the rustling along with the lights of the tv soon after cease and your roommate goes to sleep, happy thinking that you are none the wiser while you are frozen afraid to move still in shock and unsure of your emotions for the next two hours.

The next day between classes you stop by the housing office to check when exactly the new housing will be open.

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on June 11, 2011, 09:46:09 PM
What is the male equivalent of "provocative" clothes?

<insert Bishop Long "mirror photo" here>
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on June 11, 2011, 09:55:57 PM
T-block how do you come up with these things lol?

..

"Dear Diary", maybe?  (j/k)


The awkward moment when you KNOW you are alone, but just as you get knuckle deep in your nose, somebody walks up on you (can't believe this got to 4 pages w/o that one)

The awkward moment when you are introduced to someone you just saw leaving the restroom without washing their hands and they offer a handshake

The awkward moment when you come back to your desk only to realize you left with the screen displaying your resume or some other job search evidence

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 11, 2011, 11:22:52 PM
That awkward moment when someone ret mentally disabled does something exTREMELY funny, and you want to laugh so bad.  Not because they are disabled, but just because it was funny.

That awkward moment when you debate whether or not to holla at this girl that looks like Gabrielle Union, but has half a nub on one arm. (true story)

That awkward moment when one of the ex's show up to the wedding.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 12, 2011, 01:08:51 AM
The awkward moment when you KNOW you are alone, but just as you get knuckle deep in your nose, somebody walks up on you (can't believe this got to 4 pages w/o that one)

I was gonna post something like that, but the last time I mentioned boogars, some of the LGM ladies (ain't callin no names Britt and Rue) got disgusted at me. :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tick Cheney on June 12, 2011, 01:12:43 AM
That awkward moment when you're in straight JAM mode listening to music, turn around, and someone's looking dead at you and your antics.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on June 12, 2011, 01:14:00 AM
That awkward moment when you're dancing like nobody's looking just to find out someone was looking.

That awkward moment when you're pretending you're on the phone to look important then it rings.

That awkward moment when you've realized you've said something that probably caused an issue in someone else...many hours later.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Hasmonean1 on June 12, 2011, 08:34:41 AM
That awkward moment when you are alone in your class and class isn't scheduled to start for 40 minutes.  You pass gas like you at home somewhere, I mean just let it all out.  Then suddenly a fellow teacher walks in to ask what you have planned for today.   ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/?     "Uh, cleaning out my system"?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on June 12, 2011, 09:08:49 AM
The awkward moment when you go to the grocery store with a little bit of money, buy up a whole bunch of groceries, and pull out your coupons only to find out most of them have expired.

The awkward moment when you have a baby and all of a sudden, another one pops out.

The awkward moment when you let out some burdens in the toilet, only to find out that there is no tissue to wipe with.

Dude, i live in mortal fear of #3...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on June 12, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
The awkward moment when a thread becomes awkward.

The awkward moment when you witness a husband/wife arguing right in front of you as though you're not even there.

The awkward (and seemingly inevitable) moment when guys somehow introduce the subject of flatulence or feces into the conversation.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on June 12, 2011, 11:51:33 AM
The awkward moment when you try to get into a vehicle that looks EXACTLY like yours, 'cept it ain't

The awkward moment when you're telling somebody that your dog won't bite them, then he lunges at them (for the record, wasn't me or my dog.  I don't tell people that, 'cause ya never know)

The awkward moment when the MoM says she wants all the men to remove their jackets for the song selection and you didn't iron your shirt  :-[  :-[
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Quieter on June 12, 2011, 01:18:11 PM
Awkward - While waiting on your husband to come back from the restroom (while chatting with someone) and then someone passes by, you both hear "Do you see that man coming out of the ladies room", as you turn you see its your husband exiting" who didn't take time to look at the girl/boy pictures stuck on the wall. :-[
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on June 12, 2011, 04:40:28 PM
Awkward - when the Pastor announces that there will be small groups offered for men and women during the summer, and that the men will be discussing "sex"...

?/?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 12, 2011, 04:46:47 PM
Awkward Moment when you find out you have a best friend that you knew nothing of.

Example:
Friend: "You're my best friend and I love you, I mean I AM your best friend right?!"
Other Person: *Blank Stare*   "Ummmm....... Can I call you back?!"

#truestory
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on June 12, 2011, 05:09:52 PM
That awkward moment when:  A preacher is preaching about "The power of the Holy Ghost" and he's tearing that word up but, all of a sudden he goes....."Ummm hmm and some of yawl womenz needs da roll ovah and make nub to yo humband. Don't let him go bid-out nubbin. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I stop playing and do this *_________________________________________*

Then he picks right up where he left off as if nothing ever happened. Perhaps that wuz da Holy Go...*shrug* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on June 12, 2011, 07:01:34 PM
That awkward moment when:  A preacher is preaching about "The power of the Holy Ghost" and he's tearing that word up but, all of a sudden he goes....."Ummm hmm and some of yawl womenz needs da roll ovah and make nub to yo humband. Don't let him go bid-out nubbin. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I stop playing and do this *_________________________________________*

Then he picks right up where he left off as if nothing ever happened. Perhaps that wuz da Holy Go...*shrug* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Or some spirit...maybe he's not gettin' none...but the Bible does say to test the spirits....
:D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on June 12, 2011, 07:47:11 PM
The awkward moment when they pass the collection plate around, but you forgot to get money!!!


Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on June 12, 2011, 08:32:25 PM
Or some spirit...maybe he's not gettin' none...but the Bible does say to test the spirits....
:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 12, 2011, 09:59:53 PM
The awkward moment when you come back to your desk only to realize you left with the screen displaying your resume or some other job search evidence

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on June 12, 2011, 11:25:31 PM
That awkward moment when you're staring out in to space, but it looks like you're looking at someone inappropriately.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: SavnBass on June 13, 2011, 07:26:57 AM
That awkward moment when you go to the bathroom at work and once in & done you realize there is no paper ... so no one is in there but you so you go to hop to another stall and as you are going from one stall to the other with your pants down ... a co worker comes rushing  in.

That awkward moment when you are playing a song .. The Presence of the Lord ... and you realize after the song has started that your tuner is set to 441...


That awkward moment when you are talking to someone.. and you dribble on yourself..

That awkward moment when you go to someone's house and ring the bell like a maniac.. only to realize you are at the wrong house...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 13, 2011, 07:33:18 AM
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 13, 2011, 08:18:17 AM
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.

ROFL!!! ... wait thats me ... ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 13, 2011, 08:31:17 AM
The awkward moment when you flip someone the bird who cuts you off on the road only to realize it was your pastor.

Repent.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 13, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
That awkward moment when:  A preacher is preaching about "The power of the Holy Ghost" and he's tearing that word up but, all of a sudden he goes....."Ummm hmm and some of yawl womenz needs da roll ovah and make nub to yo humband. Don't let him go bid-out nubbin. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I stop playing and do this *_________________________________________*

Then he picks right up where he left off as if nothing ever happened. Perhaps that wuz da Holy Go...*shrug* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

can someone translate that for me?

umm hmm and some of you women need to roll over and ___ to your husband. Do not let him go asking around for ___ing ... is that right?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 13, 2011, 08:36:32 AM
That awkward moment when you're staring out in to space, but it looks like you're looking at someone inappropriately.

I hate that, I just know one day I'm going to be the subject of a sexual harrasement case because of that...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 13, 2011, 08:36:50 AM
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.

You're loving this aren't you.  :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blyempowered on June 13, 2011, 08:38:36 AM
The awkward moment when you change teams looking for a ring only to lose in six games in the Finals.

SHONDO!!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 13, 2011, 08:46:29 AM
You're loving this aren't you.  :D


Just a wee little bit. (http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv91/rehcaerpteetrscinam/grinch-smile-o.gif)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 13, 2011, 08:48:37 AM
Just a wee little bit. ([url]http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv91/rehcaerpteetrscinam/grinch-smile-o.gif[/url])


Loving the avatar by the way.  So cute!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 13, 2011, 08:51:55 AM
Loving the avatar by the way.  So cute!

Thank ya, sir.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 13, 2011, 04:55:10 PM
I had an awkward moment Saturday, where I dreamed the seat I was sitting in was soaked.  I then dreamed that the smart water I had been drinking had tipped over and soaked everything.  Of course upon awaking from sleep, I realized that I had fallen off to sleep in mid-sip or shortly thereafter and dropped the entire liter by my side in the chair and it was slowly saturating the entire recliner... UGH.  I don't think I've ever been THAT tired, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: BassbyGrace on June 13, 2011, 07:05:47 PM
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look at you, then you look away and look back, and they look away and look back, and both of you are wondering why the other person is staring, but you still trying to look to see if they looking, and they are doing the same thing lol. 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on June 13, 2011, 07:07:33 PM
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look at you, then you look away and look back, and they look away and look back, and both of you are wondering why the other person is staring, but you still trying to look to see if they looking, and they are doing the same thing lol.

I married that person  ;)

The awkward moment when the vending machine accepts one of your $ bills but won't accept your only other single..........and you don't have enough change for what you want......and nobody else is around
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on June 13, 2011, 07:10:25 PM
I married that person  ;)
Me too!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D His name is William Reynolds Sr. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 13, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
The awkward moment when you try to let out a silent but deadly, and instead its loud and accompanied by something else.

The awkward moment when you go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open all the way.

The awkward moment when you and ur spouse are...yeah that, and suddenly you hear the door creep open.

The awkward moment when you catch an outfit on sale at a packed store, and u get to the register only to find out that your credit card has been declined.


I married that person  ;)
Me too!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D His name is William Reynolds Sr. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Hey, get that lovey dovey stuff out of my thread. This is about awkwardness! >:( >:( >:(

J/K, lol. :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Blessingss on June 14, 2011, 01:52:32 AM
I married that person  ;)

Oh yes, I got it!!!

Thank you! Thank you again ;D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on June 14, 2011, 05:53:30 AM
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look at you, then you look away and look back, and they look away and look back, and both of you are wondering why the other person is staring, but you still trying to look to see if they looking, and they are doing the same thing lol.

Yeah! This happens to me and i hate it. :)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 14, 2011, 07:05:25 AM
The awkward moment when you try to let out a silent but deadly, and instead its loud and accompanied by something else.

The awkward moment when you go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open all the way.

The awkward moment when you and ur spouse are...yeah that, and suddenly you hear the door creep open.

The awkward moment when you catch an outfit on sale at a packed store, and u get to the register only to find out that your credit card has been declined.


Hey, get that lovey dovey stuff out of my thread. This is about awkwardness! >:( >:( >:(
J/K, lol. :D

Perhaps, this is your awkward moment.  :-\ :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on June 14, 2011, 07:32:30 AM
If you've ever worked as a cashier you may have experienced this....

That awkward moment when someone's grocery comes to a total of $30.00 and that person gives it to you all in loose, unwrapped change....Uggghhhhhhhhhh!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 14, 2011, 09:54:47 AM
That awkward moment when your boss tries to be funny and fails
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on June 14, 2011, 11:11:40 AM
That awkward moment when you and another individual show up to a gathering dressed alike.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MicrophoneCheck on June 14, 2011, 11:36:08 AM
When someone gives you a compliment (and you really don't think you deserve it...like when you KNOW you look a mess).  But you smile and say thank you anyway.  Then they stand there and stare at you, almost like they want you to say something else...

Or when someone says they enjoyed your singing (playing or whatever) and then stand there waiting on you to return the compliment to them...but the feeling is NOT mutual.  lol
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on June 14, 2011, 12:28:38 PM
When someone is singing on-mike and making a off-time, off-pitch mess of it...then turns to you and asks, "Do I sound good?"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 14, 2011, 01:12:31 PM
The awkward moment when you read someone else's awkward moment (looks at T-block in disgust).
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 14, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
The awkward moment when you read someone else's awkward moment (looks at T-block in disgust).

I told yall this would happen.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on June 14, 2011, 02:44:52 PM
The awkward moment when you read someone else's awkward moment (looks at T-block in disgust).

I told yall this would happen.

**Sees Churchy's big opening**

BTW, why have we ruled out TJ in the race for Britt's heart?  ?/?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 14, 2011, 02:58:22 PM
**Sees Churchy's big opening**

BTW, why have we ruled out TJ in the race for Britt's heart?  ?/?

Which one?  :-\ :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 14, 2011, 03:18:03 PM
Which one?  :-\ :D
Well, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D

But for real, Teejie never seemed like he had been run over by the Britt train of love, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 14, 2011, 03:19:08 PM
Well, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D

But for real, Teejie never seemed like he had been run over by the Britt train of love, lol.

True, true.

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 14, 2011, 03:21:13 PM
Teej is my homie! Even though, we don't talk anymore. :'(

I'm not good enough for ya Teej?! :(

Jk. LOL! That's my homie though. ;)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 14, 2011, 03:22:21 PM
Teej is my homie! Even though, we don't talk anymore. :'(

I'm not good enough for ya Teej?! :(

Jk. LOL! That's my homie though. ;)
Didn't y'all used to watch some reality show together?  Can't remember the name...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 14, 2011, 03:24:48 PM
Yes, Baldwin Hills. Every night it came on. Didn't miss a beat! *sigh* The good days!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 14, 2011, 03:46:35 PM
The Awkward moment when you walk into a room where the people were just having an argument and they are seething even though they are quiet now.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on June 14, 2011, 03:48:01 PM
The Awkward moment when you walk into a room thread where the people were just having an argument and they are seething even though they are quiet now.

Fixed that for ya.  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MicrophoneCheck on June 14, 2011, 03:55:07 PM
had lots more to say...but :)
Yes its awkward, so awkward, I'm not sure how to comment on anything now. 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 14, 2011, 04:12:36 PM
had lots more to say...but :)
Yes its awkward, so awkward, I'm not sure how to comment on anything now.

 :-\
You can comment..........

I'm not sure what to say about the "how to" comment part though......
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 14, 2011, 04:21:23 PM
Fixed that for ya.  :D :D :D :D

LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 14, 2011, 04:23:13 PM
had lots more to say...but :)
Yes its awkward, so awkward, I'm not sure how to comment on anything now.


(http://www.iconator.com//ikons/670/ICONATOR_fd46b511b5ac8568d5e9da01b7a6b910.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 6stringapprentice on June 14, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
When you are in the prayer line and the minister asks you what you would like prayer for but the thought slipped your mind because their breath smells like trumpet spit.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MicrophoneCheck on June 14, 2011, 04:54:52 PM
When you are in the prayer line and the minister asks you what you would like prayer for but the thought slipped your mind because their breath smells like trumpet spit.

My stomach just twisted up.  Thanks.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 14, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
When you are in the prayer line and the minister asks you what you would like prayer for but the thought slipped your mind because their breath smells like trumpet spit.
Oh the... nose visual, LOL!  I couldn't think of what to say. 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 14, 2011, 05:08:38 PM
Well, Texas TJ is married w/ children, so... :D

But for real, Teejie never seemed like he had been run over by the Britt train of love, lol.

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-CHOO CHOO!!!

LOL! :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on June 14, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-CHOO CHOO!!!

LOL! :D

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: JustBritt on June 14, 2011, 05:12:53 PM
Wow!

Just....................

Wow!

LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 15, 2011, 08:33:06 AM

(http://awkward-moments.com/images/awk.jpg)
Awkward
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 15, 2011, 08:43:59 AM
That's just wrong...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MicrophoneCheck on June 15, 2011, 08:44:28 AM
([url]http://awkward-moments.com/images/awk.jpg[/url])
Awkward


too close for comfort
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on June 15, 2011, 08:45:00 AM
The awkward moment when you and ur spouse are...yeah that, and suddenly you hear the door creep open.


that aint awkward, thats called tha kids need to stay out the room.

or mebbe it was the cat...which is more disturbing cuz they'll stay and watch.

#needstoremembertolockdoor
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on June 15, 2011, 08:57:46 AM
([url]http://awkward-moments.com/images/awk.jpg[/url])
Awkward


 :D :D :D WhO dOeS tHaT?!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on June 15, 2011, 08:58:42 AM
:D :D :D WhO dOeS tHaT?!
Haha!  Haven't seen that Tip-ism in a minute...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on June 15, 2011, 09:02:44 AM
Haha!  Haven't seen that Tip-ism in a minute...

LOL!!!! Had to, sis! Had to!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on June 15, 2011, 10:24:49 AM
([url]http://awkward-moments.com/images/awk.jpg[/url])
Awkward


LOL!!!  :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on June 15, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
([url]http://awkward-moments.com/images/awk.jpg[/url])
Awkward
That's just wrong...


WOW!!! :o

I'd rather go to the ladies bathroom than that thing.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on June 15, 2011, 05:02:37 PM
*****I VOTE STIX FOR BEST EYE CANDY... MEN*******




BTW, YES... VERY INTO THE WHOLE SIBLING...SEXUAL... WHACHA CALL IT??? OH YEAH, INCEST BEHIND THE TRAILER WHEN EVERYONE... I MEAN NO ONE WAS LOOKING.

Awkward...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on June 15, 2011, 05:07:02 PM
Awkward...

Jesus be a Fence.   :(
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on July 02, 2011, 05:16:55 PM
Can't let my thread die, lol.

The awkward moment when you're on the BET awards to announce the winner for an award, only to say the wrong name, multiple times.

The awkward moment when you bring home your bf or gf, only to find out that they are your cousin.

The awkward moment when you call someone on the phone and have a whole conversation with them, only to hear the other person ask at the end of the call "Who are u?"

The awkward moment when you hold the door for someone, then a whole line of people come thru, and you don't know when to stop holding it.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on July 02, 2011, 06:16:31 PM
The awkward moment when you send a text that should've went to your husband/wife to someone else. HOW embarrassing!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sistagurl on July 02, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
I had a recent awkward moment was when i was at the salon and a guy walked in and was joking with my
stylist. And she said to me girl ain't he crazy....I said yea your sons a riot. She said he's not my son, he's my
husband...... ?/?. Well how was I suppose to know that??! I never met her husband. He looked younger. There
was an unpleasant silence after that... THe other stylist was trying to keep from laughing. ::)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on July 02, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
Can't let my thread die, lol.

The awkward moment when you're on the BET awards to announce the winner for an award, only to say the wrong name, multiple times.


That wasn't her fault...


Awkward moment when you pull into a drive thru and can't tell if it's a guy or girl
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on July 02, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
I had a recent awkward moment was when i was at the salon and a guy walked in and was joking with my
stylist. And she said to me girl ain't he crazy....I said yea your sons a riot. She said he's not my son, he's my
husband...... ?/?. Well how was I suppose to know that??! I never met her husband. He looked younger. There
was an unpleasant silence after that... THe other stylist was trying to keep from laughing. ::)
Yeah, that's definitely in the running for winner.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on July 03, 2011, 02:54:54 PM
That wasn't her fault...

Still doesn't make it any less awkward (and kinda funny).


I had a recent awkward moment was when i was at the salon and a guy walked in and was joking with my
stylist. And she said to me girl ain't he crazy....I said yea your sons a riot. She said he's not my son, he's my
husband...... ?/?. Well how was I suppose to know that??! I never met her husband. He looked younger. There
was an unpleasant silence after that... THe other stylist was trying to keep from laughing. ::)

Daaannnggg. I would've been like the other stylist, trying to hold in laughter.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on July 03, 2011, 05:00:42 PM
That awkward moment when you think someone's watching you bend over and you bend over like you have a hip problem because you think someone's watching you.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 03, 2011, 06:00:24 PM
That awkward moment when they say let us bow our heads for prayer,and you begin to snore like a buzzsaw.


Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on July 03, 2011, 07:14:45 PM
That awkward moment when you're singing in choir and you are early or late on a phrase and do a surprise 'solo'....

;)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on July 03, 2011, 07:23:57 PM
That awkward moment when the choir or group goes somewhere to sing and half the choir don't even remember the words to da dad gum song. SHEESH!!!! >:( :D ;D

That awkward moment when you've practiced like an insane person on a song but when you get in front of people, you freeze up.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on July 03, 2011, 07:59:09 PM
The awkward moment when you congratulate a woman on her pregnancy, only to find out that it's a dude.

The awkward moment when you tell the person you've been dating "I love you" and they respond wit a *blank stare*.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on July 03, 2011, 08:11:43 PM
The awkward moment when you meet your husband/wife's family for dinner and everything is going good until you taste their food. And you have to keep from spitting that crAP OuT!!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on July 03, 2011, 08:19:13 PM
That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on July 03, 2011, 08:31:25 PM
That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.
I've seen that happen before. I was terrified because it was a HUGE RAT!!!!! YIKES!!! :o
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on July 03, 2011, 11:07:15 PM
The awkward moment when you meet your husband/wife's family for dinner and everything is going good until you taste their food. And you have to keep from spitting that crAP OuT!!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Now see, spittin the food out would've been an awkward moment indeed, lol.

That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.

Add on: and the relative's response was "we been looking for him for days."
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: chevonee on July 05, 2011, 06:40:54 PM
That awkward moment when you're teaching Sunday school and the word a** appears and you actually have to say that word. :-\ :-[ :( :-[ :-X
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on July 05, 2011, 08:13:59 PM
The awkward moment when you're sitting across the table from a client and a roach scampers across their paperwork...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on July 05, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
The awkward moment when the door is shutting and you realize you don't have your keys.

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Post by: lordluvr on July 05, 2011, 09:07:57 PM
The awkward moment when you go in for the good night kiss and she/he extends his/her hand for the good night handshake.
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Post by: catslock1 on July 05, 2011, 09:25:22 PM
That awkward moment when you're teaching Sunday school and the word a** appears and you actually have to say that word. :-\ :-[ :( :-[ :-X
Yeah...I'm the reader at my church and I really hate when that happens.  Our pastor advises us to say donkey when we see the "a" word.  I've always felt that if its there then there shouldn't be a problem saying it.
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Post by: catslock1 on July 05, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
OMG B-Dub!!!!!! Yes!! When you wave and they don't see you - and everyone else sees you. :D :-[
;D Layla , I've practiced how to turn that into a graceful hair or hat fixing gesture.
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Post by: T-Block on July 05, 2011, 10:30:33 PM
The awkward moment when you go in for the good night kiss and she/he extends his/her hand for the good night handshake.

Man, that goes past awkward into the "heart-broken" realm, lol.
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 05, 2011, 10:34:51 PM
The awkward moment when the congregation is reading a passage of Psalms, and everyone skips "selah" except that one guy.
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on July 05, 2011, 10:46:07 PM
The awkward moment when the congregation is reading a passage of Psalms, and everyone skips "selah" except that one guy.

#dead @ "except that one guy"

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Post by: catslock1 on July 05, 2011, 10:46:59 PM
The awkward moment when you post your comments in a quote :-[
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Post by: T-Block on July 05, 2011, 10:48:51 PM
#dead @ "except that one guy"

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DITTO, lol.
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 05, 2011, 10:57:42 PM
who was the one that said "we will skip "selah", anyway? why?
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Post by: blyempowered on July 05, 2011, 11:06:04 PM
The awkward moment when someone says "the book of Revelations" and you want to correct them and yell "IT'S REVELATION!!!" LOL!
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on July 05, 2011, 11:08:11 PM
Idk who said it, but I remember very clearly learning it at the COGIC church. The first time they ever put me on program to read a scripture, the church mother (who I really thought hated me, but she didn't) pulled me over (literally PULLED me) when she saw my name on the program and asked me what scripture I "thought" I was going to read (in other words, I'm finna change your scripture but I want to know what you thought you were gonna do).

I showed her my scripture, and surprisingly, she was okay with it. She just said, "now when you see 'selah' you just skip that part. You don't say that part okay?" And I remember I kept repeating "skip it?" "Just don't say it at all??" because I was so unsure. LOL.

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Post by: chevonee on July 06, 2011, 12:37:42 AM
Idk who said it, but I remember very clearly learning it at the COGIC church. The first time they ever put me on program to read a scripture, the church mother (who I really thought hated me, but she didn't) pulled me over (literally PULLED me) when she saw my name on the program and asked me what scripture I "thought" I was going to read (in other words, I'm finna change your scripture but I want to know what you thought you were gonna do).

I showed her my scripture, and surprisingly, she was okay with it. She just said, "now when you see 'selah' you just skip that part. You don't say that part okay?" And I remember I kept repeating "skip it?" "Just don't say it at all??" because I was so unsure. LOL.

I would have said the following.....

(http://www.dirtygurl.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shanaynay.jpg)
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Post by: Blessingss on July 06, 2011, 01:29:37 AM
The awkward moment when the door is shutting and you realize you don't have your keys.

And an awkward moment when power cut occurs and you are in a lift.
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:19:51 AM
awkward moment when you're directing a choir and you give the wrong words and the choir messes up everyone just looks at you
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Post by: chevonee on July 06, 2011, 08:28:14 AM
That awkward moment when you're giving a speech and suddenly.......you have a wardrobe malfunction. :-\ :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: blyempowered on July 06, 2011, 08:31:21 AM
awkward moment when you're directing a choir and you give the wrong words and the choir messes up everyone just looks at you

LOL! Happens to me all the time...haha!
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!
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Post by: blyempowered on July 06, 2011, 08:36:11 AM
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!

LOL! That's happened to me too and I try to keep a straight face......LOL!!
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on July 06, 2011, 08:36:50 AM
Nah, THIS right here was hilarious. My choir director has a severe stuttering problem. We were singing "All in His Hands" (our feature song) and he was killing with his directing and we were killing in the choir too! Musicians were killing... it was just hot!

So at the end, he was directing verbally and said "I pu- pu- pu- pu- allinanana-puh" and we literally did exactly what he did before it hit us, then got these puzzled looks on our faces and everyone just started giggling and trying not to laugh. This was DURING service. :-[
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Post by: Blessingss on July 06, 2011, 08:39:43 AM
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!

Say it again- that's even awkward!
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:47:24 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................
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Post by: T-Block on July 06, 2011, 08:49:55 AM
The awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom and someone's on the toilet in plain view.

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.
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Post by: malthumb on July 06, 2011, 08:52:28 AM
The awkward moment when you're ready to start service but get no sound from your instrument and after powering down, disconnecting and reconnecting everything in your signal chain noticing the bass is still corded to the handheld tuner.............and YES, service can't start because this is the Introit and the musicians can't start until you fix this foolishness. :-[  :-[
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 06, 2011, 08:57:56 AM
The awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom and someone's on the toilet in plain view.

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.

the awkward moment when both of those happen at once.
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Post by: T-Block on July 06, 2011, 08:58:57 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

HAHAHAHAHA, yes very awkward.


the awkward moment when both of those happen at once.

Oh snap, lol.
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Post by: blyempowered on July 06, 2011, 09:02:08 AM

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.

This
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 09:04:58 AM
AWKWARD MOMENT: When your 5 year old tells Sis Martha that you said she's a hot mess...................
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Post by: Cheetara23 on July 06, 2011, 09:15:45 AM
 calmly told a guy asking me out,  'sorry,  I'm married' then turn around to finish talking to a girlfriend.  Girlfriend says "Girl,  married or not,  I'd take that fine man! " my response " with those teeth(in this case,  the lack thereof),  you wouldn't! " Awkward moment: guy is still standing well in earshot.  :-/
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Post by: T-Block on July 06, 2011, 09:23:06 AM
Awkward moment: guy is still standing well in earshot.  :-/

The guy's reaction: *crushed*
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Post by: Blessingss on July 06, 2011, 09:26:08 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

Ey, I don't want to be reminded of those days ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: betnich on July 06, 2011, 10:16:48 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

I call that "Chordheizmer's Syndrome"

;)
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Post by: chevonee on July 07, 2011, 09:42:09 AM
That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to people and they don't understand what you're trying to say because you're kinda countrified. This happens to me all the time which is why I'm too shame to talk to city folk :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 07, 2011, 09:45:26 AM
Awkward moment when you are talking to someone and you accidently spit on thier face. :o
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 07, 2011, 09:51:59 AM
Awkward moment when you are talking to someone and you accidently spit on thier face. :o
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
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Post by: chevonee on July 07, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
You ain't lyin!
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Post by: Cheetara23 on July 07, 2011, 09:55:54 AM
That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to people and they don't understand what you're trying to say because you're kinda countrified. This happens to me all the time which is why I'm too shame to talk to city folk :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Along that same line,  a relative of mine from NC has a Very thick southern accent and she was talking to me abut something.  It's bad b/c I didnt understand Anything she had said.  I just said uh huh,  ok at the right times.  She asked me a question that went right over my head and I answered no, not thinking.  My mother was there too and she said "so you think her wedding dress  is ugly?!" Awkward moment: trying to fumble through my mistake and keeping track if the convo,  even though my relative is giving me the serious side eye
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Post by: phbrown on July 07, 2011, 10:54:25 AM
Along that same line,  a relative of mine from NC has a Very thick southern accent and she was talking to me abut something.  It's bad b/c I didnt understand Anything she had said.  I just said uh huh,  ok at the right times.  She asked me a question that went right over my head and I answered no, not thinking.  My mother was there too and she said "so you think her wedding dress  is ugly?!" Awkward moment: trying to fumble through my mistake and keeping track if the convo,  even though my relative is giving me the serious side eye


ROFL!!!!!!
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 07, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Awkward Moment On the elevator alone...let one rip..it stinks..someone gets on... complete and utter silence...only thier facial expression. :o :o :o :o :o :o :-\
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Post by: catslock1 on July 07, 2011, 11:48:16 AM
Awkward moment -  You see someone from the back, goes up to them and taps them on the shoulder... they turn around and say  "do I know you?"
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Post by: Cheetara23 on July 07, 2011, 11:54:34 AM
Where are my glasses?!  I cannot find them!!  I Just Had Them!!!  Help me look!!!  My Sister's response: Stephanie.............. You're wearing them.  Stupid And Awkward moment....
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 07, 2011, 12:57:20 PM
Awkward moment: Staring while in deep thought.... come to....staring at someone's package  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on July 07, 2011, 01:04:30 PM
:-\

really?? :-\
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on July 07, 2011, 01:17:24 PM

Awkward moment: Staring while in deep thought.... come to....staring at someone's package  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
(http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg)

eh?
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Post by: phbrown on July 07, 2011, 01:49:03 PM
([url]http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg[/url])

eh?
.

Yeah that happens to me especially if they are carrying some cake or something in the box and I know its a great cake I tend to get deep in my thoughts thinking about eating some cake ... i'm hungry now
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Post by: Blessingss on July 29, 2011, 07:37:40 AM
Awkward moment when: You walk in town, every person you come across looks at you in a strange way & later on you discover that you did not zip. ;) :-[
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 29, 2011, 08:08:52 AM
Awkward moment when: You walk in town, every person you come across looks at you in a strange way & later on you discover that you did not zip. ;) :-[

Awkward moment when: You live in a town this small......  :-\ ?/?
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Post by: Blessingss on July 29, 2011, 08:42:30 AM
Awkward moment when: You live in a town this small......  :-\ ?/?

Thanks
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Post by: malthumb on July 29, 2011, 08:54:23 AM
The awkward moment when a past nemesis is introduced as your new boss.
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Post by: sjonathan02 on July 29, 2011, 09:06:35 AM
The Awkward Moment when you realize that you're going to have to tell the person above you that they're doing it wrong.
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Post by: Kmills0677 on July 29, 2011, 09:24:29 AM
Awkward moment When Your Friend is talking to you and They ask You 'WHAT DID I JUST SAY?' And you dont have a clue....LOL
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on July 29, 2011, 09:24:38 AM
The Awkward Moment when you realize that you're going to have to tell the person above you that they're doing it wrong.

 :-X

 ;D
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Post by: Super_Leslie3000 on July 29, 2011, 09:51:18 AM
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone but they're slightly too far away

That awkward moment when someone posts an awkward moment that nobody is familiar with...

^^^That awkward moment when said person is you.

That awkward moment when a preacher is preaching Psalm 150 and you know he's gonna ask you to play something on the organ ("Praise him on the organ!") but you don't know what to play.

That awkward moment when you're joking but people give you a serious response.

That awkward moment when you awaken after being slain in the spirit but still lay there until you can find an appropriate time to get back up.

That awkward moment when the preacher holds an altar call for people with special needs (EX: deliverance from drug abuse/homosexuality) but you weren't paying attention so you go up there for prayer.

That awkward moment when you enter a really small church while the preacher is up and you have to walk past him to find a seat.

That awkward moment when a "prophet" tells you a prophecy in front of everybody that you KNOW ain't true!

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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 29, 2011, 09:56:40 AM
Awkward moment when someone is praying and they say "In Jesus Name" and you think they are done, so you clap and say amen...but they weren't done praying!  :o

even more awkward the few people the clapped behind you!
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Post by: blyempowered on July 29, 2011, 10:13:32 AM
Awkward moment when someone is praying and they say "In Jesus Name" and you think they are done, so you clap and say amen...but they weren't done praying!  :o

even more awkward the few people the clapped behind you!

LOL!!!
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Post by: Fenix on July 29, 2011, 11:52:19 AM

That awkward moment when you awaken after being slain in the spirit but still lay there until you can find an appropriate time to get back up.

 :D :D

Been there!
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 29, 2011, 12:02:57 PM
Awkward momemt when: Some says hold the elevator and make eye contact with you but you can't find the "door open" button and the elevator closes right before they could get there and you hear them talking about it while you're going up/down!!!
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Post by: kodacolor on July 29, 2011, 12:13:15 PM
That awkward moment when you're joking but people give you a serious response.

Story of my life.

That awkward moment when you're so engrossed in a podcast that you start talking back to it and someone walks in the room.

That awkward moment when you have an awkward moment that not very many other people have.
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Post by: keysrme2010 on July 29, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
Awkward momemt when: Some says hold the elevator and make eye contact with you but you can't find the "door open" button and the elevator closes right before they could get there and you hear them talking about it while you're going up/down!!!

*Then you see them again after they just so happened to be going to the same floor*
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Post by: kodacolor on August 03, 2011, 05:18:36 AM
That awkward moment when you realize you used the wrong terms in front of your professor about stuff they taught you.

That awkward moment when the above happens, but in an email you can't recall.
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Post by: keysrme2010 on August 03, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
Awkward moment when you see someone waving at you and you wave back and say hi with a smile only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.

Awkward moment when you say "oh".
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Post by: malthumb on August 03, 2011, 09:10:15 AM
Awkward moment when you see someone waving at you and you wave back and say hi with a smile only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.
.........
Funny story on this one.........

I moved to a new location in April.  I was in the cafeteria and saw someone I needed to talk to, so I tried to wave her down.  The person in front of her intercepted the wave, waved back, and then got out of line to come talk to me!!!. As she was making her way over I'm trying to fast forward through every memory I have to remember who this was.  I definitely recognized her but couldn't recall why or what her name was.

She comes up, gives me a BIG hug and asks about my wife and kids by name.  I'm just explaining that my staff had just moved into the building, yada yada....Anything to avoid having to say her name, since I had no clue what it was.  I'm trying to sneak a peak at her ID badge but it had flipped backward during the hug-fest.

Eventually she said something that reminded me that our kids had gone to the same school for a while.  I remembered her son's name and it all came rushing back.  So when we parted ways I said "See you around Donna!  Make sure to tell Spencer (her son) that I said hi!". Talk about AWKWARD!
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Post by: Gibby on August 03, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"
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Post by: sjonathan02 on August 03, 2011, 11:57:59 AM
Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"

Please tell me this wasn't during service.  :-\ :o :D
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Post by: Gibby on August 03, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
Please tell me this wasn't during service.  :-\ :o :D

Heck no lol! If it was during service they would have just rolled with it.
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Post by: sjonathan02 on August 03, 2011, 03:18:32 PM
Heck no lol! If it was during service they would have just rolled with it.

Oh, ok. That's not awkward; that's rehearsal.  :D
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Post by: raegenius on August 03, 2011, 04:04:30 PM
That awkward moment when you ask a lady when she's expecting and she told you she already had the baby
That awkward moment when everyone is singing and music isn't meshing right (rhythm) and the pastor says "give me your best musicians"
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Post by: keysrme2010 on August 05, 2011, 11:10:04 AM
Awkward moment: You get on the elevator at the 2nd floor and you push two..on there alone..the elevator doesn't move.. you panic because you think the elevator is broken and pick up the red phone to call for help.......... uhhhh..yeah
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Post by: kodacolor on August 20, 2011, 05:35:17 PM
That awkward moment when you are the only one available to answer the door on your weekend off.  Going to the door in PJs and messy hair at some ungodly time of the day is embarrassing especially when the person is expected and sticks around for a while.
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Post by: Gibby on August 20, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
Awkward Moment: When someone is bragging on how smart you are and they ask you a question you can't answer...
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Post by: kodacolor on August 20, 2011, 06:47:31 PM
Awkward Moment: When someone is bragging on how smart you are and they ask you a question you can't answer...

+1
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Post by: phbrown on August 20, 2011, 09:17:05 PM
+1

+1
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Post by: kodacolor on August 25, 2011, 07:45:57 PM
That awkward moment when you go to watch something you just made on a Mac on a PC and realize you only saved it to your Mac Only partition.
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Post by: Ldog2010 on August 25, 2011, 08:00:40 PM
That akward moment when you hit a wrong chord and every musican in the congregation(including the ones who are not playing) locks in on you, but everyone else is clueless.
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Post by: phbrown on August 25, 2011, 11:25:29 PM
That akward moment when you hit a wrong chord and every musican in the congregation(including the ones who are not playing) locks in on you, but everyone else is clueless.

ROFL!!!
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on August 26, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.
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Post by: sjonathan02 on August 26, 2011, 10:53:47 PM
that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.


(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/sjonathan02/cedric-what-o.gif?t=1293748221)
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Post by: BassbyGrace on August 27, 2011, 09:09:51 AM
I think I just threw up a lil bit.   :-X

That awkward moment when your daughter pets the neighbors Jack Russell Terrier and he rolls over on his back and she goes, "Daddy, what are those circles?"
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Post by: phbrown on August 27, 2011, 11:15:56 AM
The awkward moment when


a lady tells you she hasn't been able to keep down any food for the last week or so but is still gaining weight ....
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on August 27, 2011, 12:44:23 PM
I think I just threw up a lil bit.   :-X

That awkward moment when your daughter pets the neighbors Jack Russell Terrier and he rolls over on his back and she goes, "Daddy, what are those circles?"

:D :D :D
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Post by: T-Block on August 27, 2011, 02:02:29 PM
that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.

HAHAHAHA, very awkward and a little disturbing.
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Post by: sjonathan02 on August 27, 2011, 02:52:53 PM
The awkward moment when


a lady tells you she hasn't been able to keep down any food for the last week or so but is still gaining weight ....
If that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem.  ;)
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Post by: phbrown on August 27, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
If that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem.  ;)

lol, yeah it wouldn't have but it wasn't my wife ...
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Post by: pastor j sands on August 27, 2011, 04:30:03 PM
When you crack a joke that nobody gets but you..... :-\ :'(
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Post by: T-Block on August 29, 2011, 07:45:01 PM
The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you have nothing to compliment them on back.
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Post by: keysrme2010 on August 30, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you have nothing to compliment them on back.

Like when someone tells you that your baby is cute and then holds thiers up (slightly) waiting for you to tell them thiers is cute...but its not so you say nothing!
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Post by: LyricTenor on August 30, 2011, 02:06:23 PM
Nah, THIS right here was hilarious. My choir director has a severe stuttering problem. We were singing "All in His Hands" (our feature song) and he was killing with his directing and we were killing in the choir too! Musicians were killing... it was just hot!

So at the end, he was directing verbally and said "I pu- pu- pu- pu- allinanana-puh" and we literally did exactly what he did before it hit us, then got these puzzled looks on our faces and everyone just started giggling and trying not to laugh. This was DURING service. :-[

*SLAIN*
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Post by: nessalynn77 on August 30, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"
This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord".  The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)"   She never gets song titles right...
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Post by: nessalynn77 on August 30, 2011, 04:38:45 PM
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
The awkward moment when it lands on your lip or your tongue, and you have to decide whether to commence with the beat down or stay saved.
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Post by: SirTJ on August 30, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord".  The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)"   She never gets song titles right...

This has happened to me once. The P&W leader said to play "All the Glory Belongs To You", and I'm sitting there trying to figure out what the heck song that is. He meant "Yahweh" by Mali Music.
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Post by: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 09:47:24 AM
XD

x_x *dead*

What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?

That awkward moment when you make an unintentional dirty double-entendre, and you can wonder if anyone caught it... but nobody says anything because they're too saved (but there are plenty of held-back smirks and saucer-sized eyes). Even more awkward when you're addressing the 13-17 year olds, because they're more likely to get it, lol.
Yeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen.   He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?"  I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing.  :D
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on August 31, 2011, 09:59:16 AM
XD

x_x *dead*

What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?


He was trying to say "I put it all in his hands."

If you listen around 4:20 (but start at 3:45), you'll see what I mean. (For the record, we do that part much faster, and with his stutter, it was just amazingly fast and funny. LOL).

Dr. Charles G. Hayes-All iN His Hands Cosmopolitan Choir (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHa2apGEJIw#)
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Post by: keysrme2010 on August 31, 2011, 10:25:27 AM
Awkward moment when drummer does the intro to a song and it's nice but then he manages to fall off his stool because he got too crunk....................
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Post by: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 10:33:33 AM
Awkward moment when drummer does the intro to a song and it's nice but then he manages to fall off his stool because he got too crunk....................
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress.  Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'.  LOL
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Post by: betnich on August 31, 2011, 10:47:17 AM
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress.  Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'.  LOL


You mean when they try some fancy break to impress and come in late off the downbeat?

Hate that  :P
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Post by: T-Block on August 31, 2011, 11:05:04 AM
Yeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen.   He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?"  I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing.  :D

*______________*

I can imagine this.
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Post by: keysrme2010 on August 31, 2011, 11:58:54 AM
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress.  Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'.  LOL

 ;D ;D :D :D
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Post by: Tiptip357 on August 31, 2011, 02:30:22 PM
I don't know if this was mentioned, but this makes me laugh...

The awkward moment when some holds the door for you from a distance away, and you do that awkward, pretend run.

*someone holds door*

You: "Oh!" *smile*   *run 3 steps, then speed walk the rest of the way*

 :D :D :D
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Post by: Tiptip357 on August 31, 2011, 02:35:52 PM

The awkward moment when you walk in on a conversation at the wrooooonnnngggg time...
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Post by: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 02:42:06 PM
I don't know if this was mentioned, but this makes me laugh...

The awkward moment when some holds the door for you from a distance away, and you do that awkward, pretend run.

*someone holds door*

You: "Oh!" *smile*   *run 3 steps, then speed walk the rest of the way*

 :D :D :D
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL! 
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Post by: Tiptip357 on August 31, 2011, 02:48:56 PM
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL!

LOL!

I just wonder if there was ever a time when someone tripped and fell while doing the awkward run...
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on August 31, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
LOL!

I just wonder if there was ever a time when someone tripped and fell while doing the awkward run...

I didn't trip/fall, but I did drop every single paper, book, bag, etc. that I had in my hands... which is equally embarrassing. :D That split second where you're trying to catch it mid-air before it hits the ground, then your quick movement causes other stuff to begin to fall... just brutal.
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Post by: THE WOLFMAN on September 01, 2011, 07:40:23 AM
*______________*

I can imagine this.
That's happened to me..

I was playing for this womens ministry for a while, one time the Founder of the ministry (and her assistant)was driving me home from an event where there was food. There were some cupcakes in the car, and when she got in the car, she didnt see them, she was like

"Ian, did you eat my stuff?.....Oh my that doesn't sound right....."

Her assistant sat there tryna hold it in...

to which i responded,

"Um, no ma'am, I would have asked permission before I ate.....um....your....stuff...."

They were DONE.
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Post by: malthumb on September 01, 2011, 10:58:07 AM
That's happened to me..

I was playing for this womens ministry for a while, one time the Founder of the ministry (and her assistant)was driving me home from an event where there was food. There were some cupcakes in the car, and when she got in the car, she didnt see them, she was like

"Ian, did you eat my stuff?.....Oh my that doesn't sound right....."

Her assistant sat there tryna hold it in...

to which i responded,

"Um, no ma'am, I would have asked permission before I ate.....um....your....stuff...."

They were DONE.


(http://a.espncdn.com/media/box/2006/0225/photo/g_brock_275.jpg)
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Post by: T-Block on September 01, 2011, 11:08:06 AM
They were DONE.

And so am I.

*___________________________*

TOD 12:08pm
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Post by: phbrown on September 01, 2011, 03:33:07 PM
And so am I.

*___________________________*

TOD 12:08pm


+1
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 06, 2011, 08:40:37 AM
Awkward moment when you are trying to pass a vehicle illegally because its moving too slow for you and when you get to the side you realize its a cop......................*pumps brakes*
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Post by: nessalynn77 on September 06, 2011, 10:03:29 AM
Awkward moment when you are trying to pass a vehicle illegally because its moving too slow for you and when you get to the side you realize its a cop......................*pumps brakes*
Ha!  I've thought about doing something but recognized it as a cop before I did it.  Sitting there like, "Whew!  ThankyaLord!"
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Post by: sistagurl on September 06, 2011, 04:46:08 PM
 :D

An awkward moment I had, that I am soooo ashamed of..Is some members were kinda joking about a church members hair (I just laughed at what they said, I had no comments). She's one of those who wears odd wigs and gets her hair into some of the funniest odd styles. They were talking about how her wig looked like she had took some wound up rope and sat it on her head. They were making all kinds of jokes about it, so much so that they...we didn't notice she was at a distance where she could hear it all. SHe came over and just stared at us (the evil eye).....there was a dead silence, lol. Then she just turned around and walked off.... Everybody just just kind of looked at each other and dispersed, not another word said. I felt bad cause I let the devil use me right there in church.....but yall should have heard them. That junk was funny!! Don't think it hurt her feelings. She's a meeaaan old woman!
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Post by: nessalynn77 on September 06, 2011, 05:42:34 PM
Busted...
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Post by: LaylaMonroe on September 06, 2011, 07:28:14 PM
That awkward moment when you start speaking to someone in flawed Spanish because they don't speak English... And they reply to you in English. :-[
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Post by: malthumb on September 06, 2011, 11:27:17 PM
The awkward moment when you see on national television an incident in your hometown, so you call a relative and ask "What is wrong with your people clowning'?" then find out one of the people killed in the incident is a mutual relative.

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Post by: nessalynn77 on September 06, 2011, 11:32:00 PM
The awkward moment when you see on national television an incident in your hometown, so you call a relative and ask "What is wrong with your people clowning'?" then find out one of the people killed in the incident is a mutual relative.


That's more than awkward...
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 07, 2011, 08:55:44 AM
:D

An awkward moment I had, that I am soooo ashamed of..Is some members were kinda joking about a church members hair (I just laughed at what they said, I had no comments). She's one of those who wears odd wigs and gets her hair into some of the funniest odd styles. They were talking about how her wig looked like she had took some wound up rope and sat it on her head. They were making all kinds of jokes about it, so much so that they...we didn't notice she was at a distance where she could hear it all. SHe came over and just stared at us (the evil eye).....there was a dead silence, lol. Then she just turned around and walked off.... Everybody just just kind of looked at each other and dispersed, not another word said. I felt bad cause I let the devil use me right there in church.....but yall should have heard them. That junk was funny!! Don't think it hurt her feelings. She's a meeaaan old woman!

Last year, New Year's Eve service, I get a text in the middle of service that says "why is Sis ******* over there looking like Rick James".. So me knowing how people exaggerate I just merely leaned and glanced and when I saw that Braided wig with the little gold clamps/beads on them.. I let out this huge snicker....you know the one when you try to hold in an outburst of laughter and it sounds like someone is trying to pump water through your nose?...Yeah..Oh man it was only that funny because to my surprise She looked like Rick James...she was even wearing sunglasses...not funny yet Sooooooo freaking funny!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on September 07, 2011, 10:30:50 AM
That's more than awkward...

You'd better believe it was.
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Post by: phbrown on September 07, 2011, 10:35:47 AM
That awkward moment when you start speaking to someone in flawed Spanish because they don't speak English... And they reply to you in English. :-[

Que?

ROFL!!!
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Post by: Gibby on September 07, 2011, 11:14:04 AM
Happened to me Sunday:

Went to Walmart to find an item that said it was available at this particular store, but I couldn't find it. I find and ask an employee "why don't you have this item? It said it was here" so the employee and I walk to the kiosk to check the website and 3 other employees walked over too.  Come to find out it was in stock...but ONLY ONLINE.  So I was sitting there with 4 people looking at me like "yep...you're dumb" lol! I'm standing there with the pie face thinking "...how can I exit stage left smoothly?"  :-[ :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on September 07, 2011, 11:16:56 AM
Awkward moment.. Clapping before prayer is actually over because you thought the person praying was done or maybe just hoping they were done.... LOL
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Post by: blyempowered on September 07, 2011, 11:19:35 AM
LOL!
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Post by: theLearner on September 07, 2011, 11:54:48 AM
This was witnessed by my mom who also plays piano, but

Its AMAZINGLY awkward when the organist (who can't even play major triads for songs that good but plays Loud like he's an expert) plays
"Praise God from whom all blessings flow"  At the beginning of a FUNERAL at church.........  :-X

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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 07, 2011, 01:03:00 PM
Awkward moment when you are shopping and to reach to get something and a bunch of other stuff fall off the shelf............
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 07, 2011, 01:04:35 PM
awkward moment: When a four year old says "awwww you baby is so cute" and you say "thank you" and then she ask "where did she come from"!!!! ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: LyricTenor on September 07, 2011, 01:40:17 PM
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL!

Usually This One's line.  Srsly.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on September 08, 2011, 03:52:53 PM
This just happened to me...


The awkward moment when someone speaks to you with a heavy accent, then in the end, you start responding with the same heavy accent. That was totally an accident. LOL!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on September 08, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
When you're in the store with your child or sibling and you tell them to "move out the way so the man can get by", but you look up and its not a man, its a big manly  woman, lookin like Madea's daughter.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blessedwoman on September 08, 2011, 06:17:00 PM
When you're in the store with your child or sibling and you tell them to "move out the way so the man can get by", but you look up and its not a man, its a big manly  woman, lookin like Madea's daughter.


Yikes, lol.

This just happened to me...


The awkward moment when someone speaks to you with a heavy accent, then in the end, you start responding with the same heavy accent. That was totally an accident. LOL!



LOL! Or the awkward moment when someone with a heavy accent is talking to you and you have no idea what they're saying, yet you're acting as if you do, shaking your head in agreement, laughing when they laugh, then when they ask you a question waiting for your response, you have no clue HOW to respond. Your stuck looking like this...

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/30sznyv.gif)


 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on September 08, 2011, 11:40:40 PM
Hilarious!

I've done the accent thing before, except instead of an accent the person had a blink or twitch, which I start involuntarily mimicking, LOL!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: SirTJ on September 08, 2011, 11:42:34 PM
That awkward moment when you're in your room with headphones on straight GROOVING, then look up to see your roommate standing there.

That awkward moment when you're looking at a girl in class, and she looks at you, so you quickly look away, and both of you spend the next five minutes trying to sneak another look to see if the other is still looking without it being obvious that you're looking.
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Post by: Blessingss on September 09, 2011, 01:18:44 AM
Yikes, lol.


LOL! Or the awkward moment when someone with a heavy accent is talking to you and you have no idea what they're saying, yet you're acting as if you do, shaking your head in agreement, laughing when they laugh, then when they ask you a question waiting for your response, you have no clue HOW to respond. Your stuck looking like this...

([url]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/30sznyv.gif[/url])



 :D :D :D :D


Well, I've got an idea: You've got to run! ;D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on September 17, 2011, 07:34:54 PM
That Awkward Moment When (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5__rFK07pGI#ws)
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Post by: phbrown on September 17, 2011, 07:38:38 PM
LOL
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 19, 2011, 12:04:11 PM
awkward moment when you go to get a soda for you and a friend and decided to shake a soda up as a prank but then get distracted and then can't remember which one you shook...
awkward moment....when you opened the shaken soda..............
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 19, 2011, 12:43:14 PM
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on September 19, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....

smh....

or when a busty woman in a bikini comes up to your car and asks for directions and you tell your spouse to look forward and keeping looking forward...awkward when the lady hears you!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 19, 2011, 01:37:20 PM
poor guy, he's over there trying to decide which is more important

Being henpecked (by looking forward) or Retaining his pride as a man (and sleeping on the couch) ROFL!!!
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Post by: nessalynn77 on September 19, 2011, 01:42:30 PM
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol! 
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Post by: malthumb on September 19, 2011, 02:47:19 PM
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol!

And who will ever know for sure which is hotter!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on September 19, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
And who will ever know for sure which is hotter!

LOL....SN: My husband was watching a video on youtube and I recongnized your screenname..you were playing "I need you to survive"...he plays the bass for our church with me why I play the keys.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 08:21:13 AM
THE awkward moment when you realize you are just Co-signing all of Nessa's posts ....
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Post by: T-Block on September 20, 2011, 09:47:49 AM
That's like telling him not to look at a five-alarm fire taking place right outside the car, lol!

EXACTLY!!! I'ma look doggit. :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
EXACTLY!!! I'ma look doggit. :D

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on September 20, 2011, 01:37:16 PM
THE awkward moment when you realize you are just Co-signing all of Nessa's posts ....
My long lost little brother...
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 01:44:52 PM
My long lost little brother...

ROFL
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
awkward moment.....rubbing my eyes.......nope rubbing my glasses when my eye itched.....(guess I been wearing em so long I forgot they were there)
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Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 02:06:02 PM
My long lost little brother...

ROFL!!!
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
ROFL!!!

ROFLAYROFL
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Post by: Hasmonean1 on September 20, 2011, 02:19:13 PM
ROFLAYROFL

ROFLAYROFL@HIM
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 02:27:29 PM
ROFL!!!

You two are too much
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:32:32 PM
LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 03:13:21 PM
the awkward moment when someone asks what are you working on and your not working on anything ... :(
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Oh God, I just spit coffee all over the desk when I read that. PHB you are a fool! LOL
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Post by: malthumb on September 20, 2011, 07:36:00 PM
The awkward painful moment when you are putting in your contacts and remember that you had recently cut up some jalapenos.

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Post by: Gibby on September 20, 2011, 09:30:00 PM
When the spouse sees you looking at an attractive person ....

smh...rookie...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 09:36:03 PM
smh...rookie...

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on September 20, 2011, 09:47:49 PM
smh...rookie...
Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...

"Look at that, that's a cryin' shame how she lookin'... just look... she need to put some clothes on... I mean look at her... "  LOL!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 09:49:58 PM
Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...

"Look at that, that's a cryin' shame how she lookin'... just look... she need to put some clothes on... I mean look at her... "  LOL!

LOL! my wife won't fall for that okie doke ...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: musicbishop on September 21, 2011, 06:02:52 AM
Gibby has probably figured out that he can stare as long as he wants as long as he keeps talking about what a shame and disgrace it is, LOL! I've seen many guys do that...

"Look at that, that's a cryin' shame how she lookin'... just look... she need to put some clothes on... I mean look at her... "  LOL!

LOL that's me all the way but I think the Mrs. knows and just let's slide SMH Lord forgive me
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: ma1ne on September 21, 2011, 08:01:50 AM
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this  :( )
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 21, 2011, 08:37:16 AM
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this  :( )

dang bro ....
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Post by: keysrme2010 on September 21, 2011, 08:54:05 AM
awkward moment when you argue with someone that your shirt isn't on wrong only to find out it really is
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on September 21, 2011, 01:15:14 PM
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this  :( )


the Batman is disappointed.
(http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cartoon-gifs-batman-is-disappointed.gif)
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Post by: ma1ne on September 21, 2011, 04:52:22 PM
dang bro ....

I mean it was close to her name tho. That counts for something right?  ?/?

the Batman is disappointed.
([url]http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cartoon-gifs-batman-is-disappointed.gif[/url])


 :-[ :-[ :-[ Atleast you got the original O.G. Batman and not the Batman Beyond dude tho.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 21, 2011, 09:21:08 PM
I mean it was close to her name tho. That counts for something right?  ?/?



only in

(http://dorrys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Horseshoes-and-Hand-Grenades-logo.gif)
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Post by: ma1ne on September 21, 2011, 10:08:08 PM
only in

([url]http://dorrys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Horseshoes-and-Hand-Grenades-logo.gif[/url])

I hear you  :-\
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on September 21, 2011, 11:29:58 PM
Awkward Moment - Introducing your girlfriend to a family member for the 1st time and you call her the wrong name...YIKES! (yes I really did this  :( )

LOL!!!!

Dang, now this is the epitome of awkwardness.

I mean it was close to her name tho. That counts for something right?  ?/?

SMH, my poor misguided brother. Let us all say a prayer!!! :(
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: ma1ne on September 23, 2011, 07:16:49 AM
Lol I know right. Yo if she wasnt so close to me, I think  couldve gotten away with it. Oh well, we're still together. She looked beyond my faults and saw...lol let me stop.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on September 26, 2011, 10:14:44 AM
Awkward moment: Being spit on while being prayed for..................focus on pray :Lost:
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 26, 2011, 10:14:58 PM
Awkward moment: Being spit on while being prayed for..................focus on pray :Lost:

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on November 03, 2011, 10:39:30 AM
Awkward moment when you start to sing the song that pops in your brain...out loud.

At the office, groovin' to the song in my mind, when,


"Insane in the membraaane... INSANE IN THE BRAIN!"

My "brotha" walks in with a blank stare on his face...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 10:47:09 AM
When a random person just waves and says hello, and you being polite wave back with a smile.....only to discover that they were talking to the person behind you.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on November 03, 2011, 10:50:07 AM
Awkward moment when you are crowned Miss USA only to be told they got the vote wrong and you have to give the crown back...(listening to the ladies talk)..this may been mean but not only was that probably awkward for her..I bet it was awkward for the other lady..and to me its funny!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 10:51:58 AM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on November 03, 2011, 11:08:52 AM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.

Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha!

I hate that! :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kingrhollo on November 03, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: catslock1 on November 03, 2011, 01:40:57 PM
Co-worker starts snoring very loudly just as I started making my presentation.  No one seemed to know what to do so I just continued presenting over the snoring.   :-[
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 01:42:37 PM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on November 03, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!   :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MissMusic04 on November 03, 2011, 01:51:59 PM
Awkward Moment when you turn a corner in the office and is face to face with the person you don't get along with. You both move to the left, you both move to the right, chuckle, and one sits still while the other one goes around. Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrd!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on November 03, 2011, 01:55:46 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

:D :D :D :D

(Me too, though. I was so baffled, I couldn't even comment. :D)

Awkward Moment when you turn a corner in the office and is face to face with the person you don't get along with. You both move to the left, you both move to the right, chuckle, and one sits still while the other one goes around. Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrd!!

:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
:D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 02:30:32 PM
You accidently butt dial someone that you dont want to talk to and your touch sensitive screen locks so you cant end the call.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on November 03, 2011, 02:33:23 PM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)

So your one of those musicians :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 02:57:25 PM
You accidently butt dial someone that you dont want to talk to and your touch sensitive screen locks so you cant end the call.
Oh, I've been there.  Or sometimes my phone will wile out and just dial without the butt or anything... it's just sitting on the charger dialing folks and I have to rip out the battery to get it to stop...  I later found out it was that generic Wal-Mart charger causing the problem...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: keysrme2010 on November 03, 2011, 03:01:39 PM
Awkward moment when in a tech room full of people having conversations and you yell over the noise to tell a co-worker of the opposite sex "I have her PC".. and you hear someone say "did she just say she has herpes"......
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on November 03, 2011, 03:02:24 PM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.

Did this Tuesday.......we both got on the same escalator.........down 2 floors........and I couldn't walk around him because he set his briefcase down next to him. .....awwwwwkkkkkkwaaaaaarrrrrd.

The awkward moment  when someone pops into your office, closes the door to ask for career advice, then as she opens the door to leave, the next person waiting to come in is.......her current boss. (Wednesday)

The awkward moment when a supplier comes to meet with you and your department and one of the people the supplier brings is someone you tried to hire away from the supplier......and he's sitting next to the person you hired away from another company when you couldn't get him.......and they know each other from your new person's job that you hired him away from. (this morning)

It's been an awkward week :-\  :-\
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on November 03, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
Awkward moment when in a tech room full of people having conversations and you yell over the noise to tell a co-worker of the opposite sex "I have her PC".. and you hear someone say "did she just say she has herpes"......

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 03:12:22 PM
You are asked to help someone with a flat tire. You take off the spare have the car jacked up and she says "Oh the spare is flat too".
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 03:31:05 PM
You are asked to help someone with a flat tire. You take off the spare have the car jacked up and she says "Oh the spare is flat too".
You should've left that dummy on the side of the road... :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kingrhollo on November 03, 2011, 03:56:52 PM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend (now my wife) wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married me, though.....The fever had me delirious)

King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

Ohhhhh, I need to proofread.....LOL!!!!  Elisha was an ex-girlfriend that I dated before I met my wife.  The moment took place while meeting my mom & started to take fever.  She (then girlfriend, now wife) was crying because I didn't want to go to the doctor & I was acting wierd & talking stupid.   

So your one of those musicians :D

Naaahhh ..... LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 05:23:48 PM
So glad you cleared that up, I was over here thinking, "Man we really need to reel in some folks on LGM, they are wildin' all the way out..."
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Gibby on November 03, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Awkward Moment: At the Dr. office about a couple months ago, the doctor calls the nurse in to check me for strep throat. 

The nurse tells me that swabbing my throat might make me uncomfortable (did I mention she was a well above average looking sista???).  When she put that extra large q-tip down my throat and I coughed mucus in her face  :-[ :-[ :-[...she looked at me like "No you did NOT just cough snot on me!!!" she gave me that look for half a second, but it felt like an hour.

I apologized repeatedly but the nurse assured me that it was okay...lol!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on November 03, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.

BOL!!! :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: MissMusic04 on November 03, 2011, 10:12:06 PM
Awkward Moment: At the Dr. office about a couple months ago, the doctor calls the nurse in to check me for strep throat. 

The nurse tells me that swabbing my throat might make me uncomfortable (did I mention she was a well above average looking sista???).  When she put that extra large q-tip down my throat and I coughed mucus in her face  :-[ :-[ :-[...she looked at me like "No you did NOT just cough snot on me!!!" she gave me that look for half a second, but it felt like an hour.I apologized repeatedly but the nurse assured me that it was okay...lol!


*gasp*

OMMMMMGGGGG!!! LMBO @ this. Especially the bold. HMSL! (Holding my stomach laughing)

I had strep throat in March, I think. When they swabbed my throat, I ended up gagging and the nurse was still trying to swab. I ended up forcefully pushing her hand away from my mouth.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on November 19, 2011, 08:30:12 AM
Both from my recent trip to LA.......

The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared.  Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area. 

The awkward moment when you get dressed to attend a conference and realize you forgot to pack dress shoes!  Thankfully there was a shoe store that opened at 7:00 am within walking distance of the hotel!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on November 19, 2011, 10:08:28 AM
So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtbP2N_X_k#ws)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 20, 2011, 09:57:57 AM
Both from my recent trip to LA.......

The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared.  Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area. 

  Oh, I know you were too ready to go IN on somebody in that airport, LOL!  Thank God it was okay.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on November 20, 2011, 09:59:31 AM
So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air? ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtbP2N_X_k#ws[/url])
That was hilarious!!!!   He just walked away, he was like, I done did it now... LOL! 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on December 25, 2011, 09:52:42 PM
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on December 26, 2011, 01:24:51 AM
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...
Dude.  You're dead.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on December 26, 2011, 01:26:13 AM
Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...

ROFL!!!!!!!i'm pretty sure i will make this same mistake one day LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on December 26, 2011, 07:30:09 AM
Both from my recent trip to LA.......

The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared.  Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area. 

The awkward moment when you get dressed to attend a conference and realize you forgot to pack dress shoes!  Thankfully there was a shoe store that opened at 7:00 am within walking distance of the hotel!

Glad everything worked out on both counts!

So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air? ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtbP2N_X_k#ws[/url])

Dude, that was funny!

Awkward moment when you realize one of the presents that you got your wife for christmas is the same item you got her for your anniversary...

You just lost some cool points, bro...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: cordney on December 26, 2011, 08:45:02 AM
Dude.  You're dead.
ROFL!!!!!!!i'm pretty sure i will make this same mistake one day LOL
You just lost some cool points, bro...

My wife is a sweetheart...she wasn't that upset, plus she can utilize the gift, and she knows I'm going out to get her another gift.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on December 26, 2011, 09:03:11 AM
My wife is a sweetheart...she wasn't that upset, plus she can utilize the gift, and she knows I'm going out to get her another gift.

Unlike everyone else, you're good, bruh.  Mistakes happen all the time.


With that in mind, I may start a check list to try to ensure that doesn't happen to me.  :-\

















 :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on January 28, 2012, 09:04:42 AM
The awkward moment when you try to spell awkward ...


Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 05, 2012, 10:30:36 PM
the awkward moment when the Super Bowl ends and you realize football is over for a full 6 months.


got that off of facebook ... i'm sad now
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 06, 2012, 06:18:31 AM
Awkward moment when you look to the left of the screen and only see your name because you're on LGM alone.................................. ..........*cricket*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 06, 2012, 06:19:24 AM
Awkward moment when you realize it the right side of the screen not the left......................*more crickets..and some wierd bird*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on February 06, 2012, 06:26:09 PM
Awkward moment when you realize it the right side of the screen not the left......................*more crickets..and some wierd bird*

The awkward moment when you get a text from your boss's admin asking if you plan on making then 1-on-1 meeting that YOU asked for......that should've started 5 minutes ago.....and you are in another meeting 40 minutes away.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 06, 2012, 11:04:31 PM
The awkward moment when you get a text from your boss's admin asking if you plan on making then 1-on-1 meeting that YOU asked for......that should've started 5 minutes ago.....and you are in another meeting 40 minutes away.

ouch!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Gibby on February 07, 2012, 10:06:53 AM
A.M.: When you accidentally forget to cover your mouth to sneeze, some loogie gets on a table, and someone saw the entire incident.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 07, 2012, 10:07:27 AM
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LyricTenor on February 07, 2012, 10:11:49 AM
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.

WOW!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 07, 2012, 10:39:13 AM
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.

SMH, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on February 07, 2012, 12:11:05 PM
awkward moment when your son yells "I farted" during altar call.

Coulda been worse........he coulda asked if you did it.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 07, 2012, 01:08:41 PM
Coulda been worse........he coulda asked if you did it.

LOL true!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 07, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
JaVale McGee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNrjExLelw#ws)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 07, 2012, 09:53:00 PM
JaVale McGee ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNrjExLelw#ws[/url])


ROFL!!!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: SavnBass on February 08, 2012, 07:15:02 AM
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read:  "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation"  ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on February 08, 2012, 07:16:39 AM
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read:  "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation"  ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..
:D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 07:22:31 AM
hahahahahahahahaha ....(gasp) bwhahahahaha.... *ok I'm done*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 08:57:24 AM
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read:  "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation"  ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..
I think you can opt out of it, or you have to disconnect your FB from your yahoo.  They are the devil with that.  Who wants their wall cluttered with everything they've read or clicked on, regardless of the content?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on February 08, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read:  "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation"  ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

OMG!!!

That is absolutely mortifying!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on February 08, 2012, 09:44:09 AM
The other day I was surfing the web on my tablet. I saw an interesting article and tapped the screen to open it .. but I missed and hit the one underneath it, which was about the 7 myths of masturbation.. No biggie ... I closed it out and hit the one I wanted ..Well the next day I get a FB message from a friend of mine saying "Did you know this was on yor wall? " and he points to a post that read:  "Barry read an article about the 7 myths of masturbation"  ... courtesy of Yahoo .. Thanks Yahoo ... Talk about a snickers moment.. and the thing that makes it so bad is.. I was just surfing .. but apparently there is a Yahoo app that puts every click on FB..

Your attempt at baiting me into a crude joke has failed!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on February 08, 2012, 09:59:20 AM
I hate that whole Yahoo/FB thing... that's why I will not click on any articles from FB. If I see an article that interests me on FB, I'll open another window, google the title and read it from there. If it's questionable content (like masturbation myths :D), I'll do it from my phone.

I'm a very curious minded person and I read all kinds of stuff that people would never understand if they knew... :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LyricTenor on February 08, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
I'm a very curious minded person and I read all kinds of stuff that people would never understand if they knew... :D

I had to read this a frew (int.) times to get it.  Don't judge me.   >:(

 ;D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on February 08, 2012, 11:40:17 AM
I had to read this a frew (int.) times to get it.  Don't judge me.   >:(

 ;D

Nah, it's worded kinda oddly...

I should've said "... if people knew all the stuff I read, they would look at me cockeyed, because they don't understand me..."
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: SirTJ on February 08, 2012, 11:45:48 AM
That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LyricTenor on February 08, 2012, 11:51:47 AM
Nah, it's worded kinda oddly...

I should've said "... if people knew all the stuff I read, they would look at me cockeyed, because they don't understand me..."

True. 

If you could've seen me though, with my head LITERALLY turned sideways tryna decipher that thang, you would've pulled something laughin'.   :D :D


That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.

That's when you give them your all-seeing eye. 

Translation:  Yea, g'head and axe (int.) me OOOOOONNNNNNNNNE silly, "Well, why do blacc people...?" question.  ONE!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 01:24:17 PM
awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???

Why does she have keys to your ride? ?/?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 01:52:10 PM
Why does she have keys to your ride? ?/?

well I was compelled to give her a key because she's my wife lol. I have a key to her ride too..lol
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on February 08, 2012, 01:54:29 PM
awkward moment when you go outside for lunch and realize that your car is gone and panic only to realize that your wife switched cars with you and you are stuck with the SUV and carseats....How she jus gon take my bimmer???

Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem. :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 08, 2012, 02:01:19 PM
Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem. :D

Way to go brotha! Now you tell me!!! ...*she can't drive a stick* #mindwenttothegutterlordredeemme
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 03:58:24 PM
That awkward moment when the class begins discussing racism, and you're the only black person in attendance.
Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh.  Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something.  And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...

Shoulda got a stick shift...unless she knows how to drive one, you wouldn't have this problem. :D
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick?  I'm just sayin', because I do.  :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on February 08, 2012, 04:23:37 PM
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick?  I'm just sayin', because I do.  :D

Me too... :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 08, 2012, 04:29:26 PM
well I was compelled to give her a key because she's my wife lol. I have a key to her ride too..lol
Who cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 08, 2012, 04:30:49 PM
Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh.  Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something.  And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick?  I'm just sayin', because I do.  :D

It's commonly accepted that most women don't know how to drive manual transmission. *tryingtohelpmotif*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on February 08, 2012, 04:35:16 PM
Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh.  Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something.  And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick?  I'm just sayin', because I do.  :D

I think a lot of older women know how, but these young girls usually don't.  Even young guys don't know how to drive one.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 08, 2012, 05:08:16 PM
I think a lot of older women know how, but these young girls usually don't.  Even young guys don't know how to drive one.

not that nessa or tiptip is old you two stand head and shoulders above these young girls today
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 05:18:04 PM
not that nessa or tiptip is old you two stand head and shoulders above these young girls today
My brotha. 
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on February 08, 2012, 05:44:09 PM
I also drive stick.

And I can think of several reasons a person should have their spouse's car key. *shrug*

That awkward moment when the guy at Subway closes your sandwich and you realize that's not the bread you asked for, so they proceed to manually transfer all the contents of your sandwich to new bread -- which deeply disturbs your OCD because now everything is all out of order. So you tell them you can't eat that and they (and everyone behind you in line) give you the "what do you mean" expression. *pulls hair out like continyah lady*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 09, 2012, 12:18:48 AM
the awkward moment when someone shares a lgm thread on facebook ... and you were discussing something about someone who is on facebook


thankfully this hasn't happened to my knowledge
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 09, 2012, 06:33:24 AM
The awkward moment when you still don't get it.  :-\
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 09, 2012, 07:10:01 AM
Who cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.

Thanks! I had to sleep on the sofa.. got my key back though!! !LMBO!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 09, 2012, 07:37:19 AM
Thanks! I had to sleep on the sofa.. got my key back though!! !LMBO!!

 :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on February 09, 2012, 08:27:19 AM
That awkward moment when your neighbor makes small talk with you, which you struggle to understand because of his very heavy accent. Then when he asks your name, you say "Layla" and he says "oh nice to meet you Layla, my name is d9owejnr eifj34kw rtvnfiowejafkaermkfji34jtreiodtjgirenut gh35jtgio mgefjmir gejmio."




*Dora blink*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Arkhams Finest on February 09, 2012, 08:32:18 AM
That awkward moment when your neighbor makes small talk with you, which you struggle to understand because of his very heavy accent. Then when he asks your name, you say "Layla" and he says "oh nice to meet you Layla, my name is d9owejnr eifj34kw rtvnfiowejafkaermkfji34jtreiodtjgirenut gh35jtgio mgefjmir gejmio."


*Dora blink*

Wow.  My boy speaks in numbers and errything huh?   :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LyricTenor on February 09, 2012, 08:33:28 AM
Wow.  My boy speaks in numbers and errything huh?   :D :D :D

And I thought Wingdings was just a font.   8)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LaylaMonroe on February 09, 2012, 08:46:24 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Stop reading and start visualizing!! That joint was so awkwardly hilarious!!! When I got inside, I did one of those sitcom moves where you lean up against the door right after you close it, and lean your head back and replay what just happened.

I was just stuck for like 5 whole minutes... honest to goodness.

And it'll be just my luck he'll turn out to be one of those folks who remember your name and use it the next time they see you. So from here on out, he'll be all "hey Layla!!!" and I'll be all "hey... uhhh... d9owejnr... eif... gotta run!"
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 09, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
this one may have been posted don't fell like rereading the entire thread again


so today was our state's young women's choir practice and I get to play bass  ::)  :-\ anyway before they start singing i'm sitting fiddling around on my bass and I start to stare off into space just me and the music. I suddenly come too and realize I am staring at this woman in the choir! And she is staring at me!!! Oh lawd what have I done!!!


choir rehersal starts and she is the lead for the first song.  Normally the lead singer is far away from where the musicians are, well she goes to her spot and was like can I stand over there ... she points to a place where she is much closer to the musicans! Oh lawd what have I done!!

She sings her song and I stare at the floor the whole during that song LOL

Sure i know it may not have been about me but i'm going to assume it was
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on February 09, 2012, 10:08:33 PM
When you catch your Grandma on SeniorsMeet.com....  :-\
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 10, 2012, 07:36:06 AM
*awkward moment when the nurse assisting your wife in the hospital trips over the IV cord and falls in your lap*
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on February 10, 2012, 08:01:18 AM
When you catch your Grandma on SeniorsMeet.com....  :-\
What are you doing on that site?   :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kingrhollo on February 10, 2012, 10:09:14 AM
What are you doing on that site?   :D :D :D

An awkward moment when he tells you what he was REALLY doing on that site.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Tiptip357 on February 10, 2012, 10:13:36 AM
An awkward moment when he tells you what he was REALLY doing on that site.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 10, 2012, 10:40:41 AM
*awkward moment when the nurse assisting your wife in the hospital trips over the IV cord and falls in your lap*

Depends on the position of the land, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on February 10, 2012, 11:02:19 AM
What are you doing on that site?   :D :D :D

I like them older womens. *U13shrug* :D

Nah, I was walking by the computer and she was on it. No wonder she wanted me to take a picture of her....
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 10, 2012, 11:14:53 AM
An awkward moment when he tells you what he was REALLY doing on that site.

 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 10, 2012, 11:24:12 AM
Depends on the position of the land, lol.

LOL Nah dawg..not in front of the wife..its was just AWKWARD..and then she let out this "ooh oops...I'm clumsy..let me get off"..

I was like "oh dear God please"..My wife was givin me the side eye like you better not touch her..LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 10, 2012, 12:19:43 PM
Wow, that's so messed up. She would have to go that way with it. :D

Yeah she a lil petite blondie..The fall was accidental but her reaction to being in my lap wasn't! LOL!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on February 10, 2012, 01:38:40 PM
The AM when the Introit starts but you don't......and then you realize that your amp is not turned on.....and because you chose to use a wireless, the amp is not 15' away, but waaaaaaaaaaaaay over yonder.   Ever wonder what a "perp walk" feels like?

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 11, 2012, 05:33:18 AM
Yeah she a lil petite blondie..The fall was accidental but her reaction to being in my lap wasn't! LOL!

OMG man, this is getting worser (I know, I know :P) by the post, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 11, 2012, 08:36:37 AM
some people in this thread ain't saved  ::)


LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on February 11, 2012, 08:47:59 AM
some people in this thread ain't saved  ::)


LOL

Word!  :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 11, 2012, 10:17:45 AM
some people in this thread ain't saved  ::)


LOL

Way to confess on the sly man! ;) :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 11, 2012, 10:58:54 PM
Lol y'all have me rollin
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 11, 2012, 11:00:40 PM
Way to confess on the sly man! ;) :D

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: motifbludd82 on February 13, 2012, 09:31:36 AM
Awkward moment when someone spits out a loogie and you accidently step in it, and for your next few steps you have loogie prints.....................
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on February 13, 2012, 09:58:19 AM
Awkward moment when someone spits out a loogie and you accidently step in it, and for your next few steps you have loogie prints.....................
Yuck!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blyempowered on March 23, 2012, 12:10:04 PM
That awkward moment when you find a book that you purchased for $14.99 8 months ago now $3.99 at a bargain store....SMH!

LOL!!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 23, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
TAMW you are on a date and proceed through a doorway only to find out it is a floor to ceiling glass wall.........

Followed by TAMW you find out that your date thought that "driving a stick shift" meant a car where the automatic trans shifter is on the floor  :-\ and realizing you have to drive your bleeding self to the ER.

A long lost friend recently reminded me of that incident that I'd worked so hard to forget.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: blyempowered on March 23, 2012, 01:38:15 PM
That awkward moment when you're talking to yourself and someone sees you and looks at you like you've lost your everlasting mind..LOL!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on March 23, 2012, 03:06:20 PM
TAMW you are on a date and proceed through a doorway only to find out it is a floor to ceiling glass wall.........

Followed by TAMW you find out that your date thought that "driving a stick shift" meant a car where the automatic trans shifter is on the floor  :-\ and realizing you have to drive your bleeding self to the ER.

A long lost friend recently reminded me of that incident that I'd worked so hard to forget.
So how'd you end up bleeding?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 23, 2012, 08:51:13 PM
So how'd you end up bleeding?

Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 23, 2012, 08:56:14 PM
Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.

Yea, what were you thinking when that happened?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 23, 2012, 10:16:27 PM
Yea, what were you thinking when that happened?

Would violate forum rules.   ;)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 24, 2012, 08:16:03 AM
Would violate forum rules.   ;)

 :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on March 24, 2012, 08:20:07 AM
Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.

So, let me get this straight, you had to drive yourself to the hospital after injuring yourself with the glass door? Ur date couldn't drive?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 24, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
So, let me get this straight, you had to drive yourself to the hospital after injuring yourself with the glass door? Ur date couldn't drive?

Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on March 24, 2012, 08:36:23 AM
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.


aww man, nice LOL i can see why your friend brought that story up from the past
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 24, 2012, 08:39:42 AM
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.

Nice friend you have there. :-\
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 24, 2012, 09:06:50 AM
Nice friend you have there. :-\

It was innocent enough.  I hadn't seen him in several years, so we were going through the old "what's so and so doing?  I ran into whozzit the other day" thing.  He was like..."I ran into Amie last month....remember that time y'all went to the movies and...."

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on March 24, 2012, 07:35:23 PM
That awkward moment when you're filling out an Eharmondy survey just to get dragon scales on treasure trooper (http://www.treasuretrooper.com/764183) and someone walks in.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on March 24, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
does that really work? it seems like you gotta do CRAZY surveys to get any loot.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: kodacolor on March 25, 2012, 01:51:13 AM
does that really work? it seems like you gotta do CRAZY surveys to get any loot.


It seems like it works.  Reviews have said it works.  I haven't been doing Treasure Trooper as much as I should so I haven't raised enough money to cash out, but you do have to do a lot to get stuff.  Most surveys are 10 - 24 cents each and are kinda time consuming.  You also get dragon scales, coins, etc. to be used on the site to win more money, better items, or get real life items.  Usually stuff that would get you paid (like $10 for a survey) usually says something like 'Pay $1 to join blah blah and say for at least 7 days.'  Also, you get freebies every once in a while when you log on and move around the site.  Most of what I have are freebies.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on March 26, 2012, 10:47:36 AM
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.
So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no?  I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor?  Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 26, 2012, 12:23:09 PM
So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no?  I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor?  Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?

Did I miss something in Mal's story?  Who said she's ever been asked before?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: nessalynn77 on March 26, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
Did I miss something in Mal's story?  Who said she's ever been asked before?
I took some artistic license, lol.   
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 26, 2012, 12:28:50 PM
I took some artistic license, lol.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 26, 2012, 12:53:46 PM
I took some artistic license, lol.

Makes for a better story.  :D  :D

But at the same time, having rode in the car with me on several occasions you'd think she would have noticed all the clutching and shifting and recognize that she never had to do that in any of the cars she'd driven up to that point.

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on March 27, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Makes for a better story.  :D  :D

But at the same time, having rode in the car with me on several occasions you'd think she would have noticed all the clutching and shifting and recognize that she never had to do that in any of the cars she'd driven up to that point.



*starts singing* Smooth Operator *ends singing*

(http://mlkshk.com/r/71KR)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on March 27, 2012, 05:37:27 AM
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.

This was at a brand new theatre complex.  We came out of a dark movie theatre into a brightly lit lobby area where everything was glass.  It was so bright that there were no reflections off any of the glass.  The stationary panes had no markings on them and looked like open walkways.  On top of that, several of them (guess I chose wisely  :-\ ) did not have safety glass panes, just regular glass.  The interesting thing is, there were a number of people following right behind us, so SOMEBODY was gonna go through the glass that night.  Lucky me.

I wound up suing and settling out of court.  The "no safety glass" thing was their achilles heel.  I could have gone through the courts and gotten a lot more.  They were eager to settle.  Turns out they were also supposed to have either a metal or plastic bar or a sticker of some sort on the glass to avoid exactly what happened.  The next time I went there every stationary pane of glass had a sticker with the theatre chain logo placed at eye level.  My "friends" often expressed their disappointment that the stickers didn't have my mugshot on them.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 27, 2012, 06:38:34 AM
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.

This was at a brand new theatre complex.  We came out of a dark movie theatre into a brightly lit lobby area where everything was glass.  It was so bright that there were no reflections off any of the glass.  The stationary panes had no markings on them and looked like open walkways.  On top of that, several of them (guess I chose wisely  :-\ ) did not have safety glass panes, just regular glass.  The interesting thing is, there were a number of people following right behind us, so SOMEBODY was gonna go through the glass that night.  Lucky me.

I wound up suing and settling out of court.  The "no safety glass" thing was their achilles heel.  I could have gone through the courts and gotten a lot more.  They were eager to settle.  Turns out they were also supposed to have either a metal or plastic bar or a sticker of some sort on the glass to avoid exactly what happened.  The next time I went there every stationary pane of glass had a sticker with the theatre chain logo placed at eye level.  My "friends" often expressed their disappointment that the stickers didn't have my mugshot on them.

This has to be one of the greatest stories I've read on LGM.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on March 27, 2012, 06:57:00 AM
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.


Well I didn't ask because, you know, you being you and all...  ;D

This has to be one of the greatest stories I've read on LGM.

Honestly, your baby is about the cutest thing I have seen in a while. You can tell her she has pretty much stolen my heart and I will not be needing it back for a while. :)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on March 27, 2012, 07:25:27 AM
Honestly, your baby is about the cutest thing I have seen in a while. You can tell her she has pretty much stolen my heart and I will not be needing it back for a while. :)

Thank you, sir.  She's is one of the best gifts God has given me.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on April 06, 2012, 12:23:08 AM
(http://www.lehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/has-this-ever-happened-to-you.jpeg)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on April 06, 2012, 12:36:32 PM
TAM...when someone reaches in for a big hug and you clasp their arm, hoping to forstall it...or you give in, murmuring "side hug"...
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on April 25, 2012, 05:28:00 PM
...you notice someone hasn't been to choir rehearsal in a while only to find their mugshot in the paper. SMH!!!

And that's happened to more than one member.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Gibby on May 01, 2012, 12:37:29 PM
([url]http://www.lehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/has-this-ever-happened-to-you.jpeg[/url])


ah heh!
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on May 01, 2012, 12:47:18 PM
([url]http://www.lehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/has-this-ever-happened-to-you.jpeg[/url])


 :D :D :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on August 08, 2012, 05:20:33 PM
the awkward moment when you walk up to your coworker who is read "50 shades of grey" at work .... .... I mean really playboy isn't that explicit
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on September 27, 2012, 01:14:57 PM
...a co-worker who is not supposed to come in for work calls and says "Im on my way!". ?/? ?/? ?/?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Fenix on September 27, 2012, 01:33:49 PM
the awkward moment when you walk up to your coworker who is read "50 shades of grey" at work .... .... I mean really playboy isn't that explicit

Yeah, my friend is reading that book. he said it is pretty darn explicit.

I am staying away from it.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on September 27, 2012, 01:37:54 PM
Yeah, my friend is reading that book. he said it is pretty darn explicit.

I am staying away from it.

Reading is fundamental ya know? lol
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on September 27, 2012, 01:40:35 PM
That awkward moment when you are out of the country......with two smartphones......and neither of them is smart enough to find service.  I'm livn' the dream.

mods...I got **** for typing d-u-m-b.....really?
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: LyricTenor on September 28, 2012, 07:45:14 AM
That awkward moment when you are out of the country......with two smartphones......and neither of them is smart enough to find service.  I'm livn' the dream.

mods...I got **** for typing d-u-m-b.....really?

Prolly thought u were going for d-a...well, u get it.   8)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on September 28, 2012, 04:17:01 PM
I've heard people use dumb that way... it's annoying...

I see what you did there!!!  Gon' haveta 'member that li'l trick.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on September 29, 2012, 02:33:35 PM
TAMW you just wanna eat your hat.

The concierge at my hotel gives me a recommendation for a restaurant this evening.  It's about a mile and a half walk from the hotel.  So as I leave the concierge says "Nice hat!".  I say "Merci" and then I walk 1-1/2 miles and have dinner.  Then I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the hotel.  As I walk in the concierge says. "So where's the nice hat?".  So I turn right around and I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the restaurant.....

To rub salt deeper into the wound, when I first arrived at the hotel, two guys where standing around outside near a motorcycle talking.  When I came back the second time, hat on head, they were still there talking.   I clearly heard one of the guys say "....chapeau...".  Chapeau is French for hat.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on September 29, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
TAMW you just wanna eat your hat.

The concierge at my hotel gives me a recommendation for a restaurant this evening.  It's about a mile and a half walk from the hotel.  So as I leave the concierge says "Nice hat!".  I say "Merci" and then I walk 1-1/2 miles and have dinner.  Then I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the hotel.  As I walk in the concierge says. "So where's the nice hat?".  So I turn right around and I walk 1-1/2 miles back to the restaurant.....

To rub salt deeper into the wound, when I first arrived at the hotel, two guys where standing around outside near a motorcycle talking.  When I came back the second time, hat on head, they were still there talking.   I clearly heard one of the guys say "....chapeau...".  Chapeau is French for hat.

So, people are trying to gank your chapeau, eh? :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on September 29, 2012, 05:00:13 PM
So, people are trying to gank your chapeau, eh? :D

Man, after I had to walk 1-1/2 miles to get it and another 1-1/2 miles to get back to the hotel, they would have to bring some FIRE!!

I'm pretty sure that somewhere under all that French it went something like

Guy 1:  Hey, ain't that the dude who just walked by here?
Guy 2:  I think so.  but this time he's wearing a hat.
Guy 1: Idiot musta left it somewhere and had to walk all the way back to get it.
Guy 2:  I don't have a hat that's worth THAT much.  I'd just leave it.
Guy 1:  Word. Besides, I'd just ride my motorcycle over to get my hat back....Stupid American tourists.

 :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 29, 2012, 11:29:56 PM
LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on September 30, 2012, 07:40:01 AM
There's nothing wrong wit it, I just dont think that's RJ's style. *no homo*


So um...anyway....


(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/282/awk-moment.gif)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on December 24, 2012, 09:40:27 PM
just came home from my in-laws Christmas eve dinner. While carrying the swine in that my wife cooked a lot of the juices spilled onto my coat. My mother in law took my coat and laundered it. All good right?

Well when it came out the dryer she handed it to me. And my wife and I were sitting in the basement watching all the kids play. Because it was cooler in the basement and my coat was still warm from the dryer I placed it on my wife. That is when my wife noticed something was sticking to some velcro on my coat. It turned out to be my mother in laws panties.

At first my wife was like hey mom I think this is yours. And then she turns to me jokingly pretending to be mad who's panties are these?

talk about an awkward moment I didn't know what to do I was just there like a deer in headlights no answer just confused
thinking huh? what? Those ain't mine!

All I can say is I am glad she found those right then and there cause if she would have found them a few hours later when we were at home all man I wouldn't be typing this here right now.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on December 24, 2012, 10:04:02 PM
^^^^and with this post, the thread officially achieves epic status^^^^
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on January 02, 2013, 02:44:37 PM
^^^^and with this post, the thread officially achieves epic status^^^^

Go me, go me. I finally created a thread that can go down in the LGM hall of fame as being EPIC!!! :D

(it's the little things)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: gozpeljunkie on February 17, 2013, 04:04:16 AM
...that awkward moment when you wanted to be a Pastor all of your Christian life, and then when you become a pastor, people do not believe that you are a mere mortal and do things like joke, get occasionally upset, or get tired sometimes.  So you say, I wish I was still just the musician, only to find out that God actually heard you in the gazillions of prayers you made about that so He is not letting you off the hook.  And getting down to it, the pastoral ministry is in your heart, so you wouldn't want it any other way!

 ;D

....that awkward moment when you always wanted a wife because you thought you needed someone to complete you, and you get married and find out that you were just yearning for intimacy with God and His Glory and nothing else can fill the God-sized vacuum.  Doh!  But the Mrs. is the best thing that happened since chocolate cake and since the Cross of Christ!

 :D

True stories.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: under13 on February 19, 2013, 04:26:23 PM
just came home from my in-laws Christmas eve dinner. While carrying the swine in that my wife cooked a lot of the juices spilled onto my coat. My mother in law took my coat and laundered it. All good right?

Well when it came out the dryer she handed it to me. And my wife and I were sitting in the basement watching all the kids play. Because it was cooler in the basement and my coat was still warm from the dryer I placed it on my wife. That is when my wife noticed something was sticking to some velcro on my coat. It turned out to be my mother in laws panties.

At first my wife was like hey mom I think this is yours. And then she turns to me jokingly pretending to be mad who's panties are these?

talk about an awkward moment I didn't know what to do I was just there like a deer in headlights no answer just confused
thinking huh? what? Those ain't mine!

All I can say is I am glad she found those right then and there cause if she would have found them a few hours later when we were at home all man I wouldn't be typing this here right now.

lol
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: Keena02 on February 21, 2013, 11:51:37 PM
Those awkward moment when you saw someone you know from a distance, you run to hug them only to found out that its not really the person you ought to know and you will just end saying "SORRY" and a blush on your face :))
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T.J. on February 22, 2013, 01:02:37 PM
The awkward moment: when you have to squeze out some serious business so bad that you walk into the oposite sex publc restroom and try to finish and get out without getting caught
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: sjonathan02 on February 22, 2013, 01:14:39 PM
The awkward moment: when you have to squeze out some serious business so bad that you walk into the oposite sex publc restroom and try to finish and get out without getting caught


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Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: THE WOLFMAN on February 23, 2013, 01:17:01 PM
that awkward moment when someone asks about 'sexting' on a gospel music site.

Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 23, 2013, 07:12:47 PM
that awkward moment when someone asks about 'sexting' on a gospel music site.

ROFL!!! ...


...


wait
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: T-Block on February 26, 2013, 10:29:19 AM
The awkward moment: when you have to squeze out some serious business so bad that you walk into the oposite sex publc restroom and try to finish and get out without getting caught

Only if you go in there by accident. I went in on purpose one time because someone dropped a load in the men's bathroom and I couldn't take it, lol.


that awkward moment when someone asks about 'sexting' on a gospel music site.

BOL!!! I'm dying yo, lol.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: ladycft on February 26, 2013, 12:13:05 PM
ya when you haven't been on here in long time an forget user name!!! SMH!!  :)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: betnich on February 26, 2013, 11:56:00 PM
When the leadership prods and pushes to change a rehearsal night, only to change it back when something else comes up...
 ::)
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 27, 2013, 12:18:01 AM
When the leadership prods and pushes to change a rehearsal night, only to change it back when something else comes up...
 ::)

LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on February 27, 2013, 12:18:38 AM
ya when you haven't been on here in long time an forget user name!!! SMH!!  :)

LOL, that just means you need to come around more often ... and post
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: malthumb on August 20, 2013, 03:27:29 PM
TAMW.....

You're in a super confidential meeting......phones and tablets are collected or have their camera lenses taped over.....all phones are required to be on vibrate......phasers set on stun (somebody will get that)....the Executive Chief Engineer of the product being discussed is saying things that if repeated, would be grounds for immediate firing......and then......then you hear......the Candy Crush whistle.

People, I can NOT make this stuff up.
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: lordluvr on August 20, 2013, 04:04:22 PM
TAMW.....

You're in a super confidential meeting......phones and tablets are collected or have their camera lenses taped over.....all phones are required to be on vibrate......phasers set on stun (somebody will get that)....the Executive Chief Engineer of the product being discussed is saying things that if repeated, would be grounds for immediate firing......and then......then you hear......the Candy Crush whistle.

People, I can NOT make this stuff up.
LOL
Title: Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
Post by: phbrown on August 21, 2013, 11:47:05 PM
ROFL!!!